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at Fri Mar 27 10:54:20 PST 1998
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anon1 phew
teeboy did it take ages?
anon2 Hello folks!
anon1 good evening
anon1 Was it a long hawl to get here anon2?
anon2 I was here earlier, but no-body else was
:(
anon1 It was so slow for me and I also had
netscape problems
anon1 It did take ahes
anon1 ages sorry
anon1 there's my bad typing
anon2 I'm now on ol' Billy's IE3 (spit!) cos
Netscape wouldn't work...
anon1 Were you lonely anon2?
anon1 me too
anon1 Although it's normally okay
anon2 A bit like going to a party, not knowing
if anybody's going to show...
anon1 Or having when when no-one comes along!
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anon2 This was also the problem 2 weeks ago...
anon1 Not saying that I normally have parties
like that mind
anon1 oh no!
anon2 You don't wish to be perceived as
unpopular, of course
anon2 Oh no what?
anon1 So here we are positioned in front of our
monitors
anon2 Just the four of us...
anon1 typing frantically in my ase
anon1 case
anon2 In your what?
anon1 god, I'm bad at typing
anon1 evening teeboy and gareth, you're very
quiet
anon2 As an old teacher used to say "Less
haste, more speed!"
anon2 I'm not sure if he was on drugs...
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teeboy shit
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teeboy this is proving difficult
anon2 A friend of mine said that this project
was like some weird courtship ritual...
anon1 Oops I just got booted off
anon1 My internet connection went down too
anon2 She was unaware of the concept of duration
endurance performance
anon1 hahhaha
anon1 I always seem to end up
gareth Type HEREsorry, i was blasting aliens, but
i'm back now
anon2 Are you okay anon1? Sorry I keep waffling,
like a nervous party guest...
anon1 doing endurance pieces
anon1 yes, I'm fine thanks
anon1 make yourself at home
anon2 Any beer?
anon1 By the way
anon2 Yes?
anon1 changed my mind
anon2 Gareth: were you in outer space just then?
anon1 I wish
gareth sort of
anon2 Psychologically or virtually?
anon1 I could offer you a game of pooll though
anon2 Okay, you go first, then, or we could toss
for it
anon1 computer graphics 12 years ago must have
been a little different?
anon1 sentence re-start there
anon2 What about this game of pool?
gareth teeboy is good at pool
anon1 non of the working for half a day and
emailing people the rest
anon2 So does teeboy want a game then?
anon1 I think gareth has gone shooting aliens
again
anon2 Oh I give up... yes computer graphics was
very slow in the 1980's
gareth no I've not, I'm just hanging around, I
think there's a bit of a delay
anon2 Indeed there is.
anon1 mmm
anon1 thinking
anon1 Doo ya ken whit arm saiin
anon1 ar yee asleeep?
anon1 By the way I definately think you're
scottish
anon1 am i alone?
anon1 what's happened?
anon1 No-ones speaking!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
anon2 Hello teeboy? Any chance of a cuppa?
anon2 I cannae reveal ma nationality mon
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anon2 Oh dear...
anon1 could you hear me before?
anon2 Yes
anon1 I seemed to be sending billions of
messages
anon1 Were you answering me?
anon2 You are quite chatty
anon2 Yes I was
anon1 Oh no I only got "any beer"
anon2 We were discussing nationality
anon1 What did you say?
anon1 Ohhh
anon1 I missed it
anon2 I cannae reveal ma nationality mon
teeboy do you think it was like this in the early
days of the telephone?
anon1 And yet, I don't shut up once I get going
anon1 especially after a few beers
anon1 it may have been even worse I don't know
anon2 teeboy: I think so, except by accident you
would be talking to people you had not called
anon1 I imagine people got plugged into the
wrong connection and the like
anon1 That's happened to me anyway not so long
agao
anon2 Nearly 7.30 and no other guests yet...
anon1 I can remeber when I was little having
lots of phone calls with
anon1 other people in the background
anon1 I know anon2, I sent out another reminder
this afternoon too
anon2 That was the old analogue interference at
the exchange I guess
anon1 maybe friday night is not such a good idea
anon2 Everybody's out drinking!
anon1 analogue's great!
anon2 Except for us, because we're a bit sad...
anon1 Oh, but we're getting to knwo each other
anon1 you know I can't type
anon1 I can't spell either
anon2 Analogue - I always think of it like waves
on water...
anon1 even though i went to eton
anon1 it's not all they make out
anon2 Awww... what were you doing in class then?
anon1 I always think of analogue as scratches
anon2 Chatting, I expect
anon1 what did i say!
anon1 yes, I did get in trouble for that
anon2 Chatterbox!
anon1 but I skipped ayear and learnt to
anon2 yes?
anon1 be able to listen to many sources at once
anon1 haha
anon2 Oh? Go on...
anon1 I'm having a good laugh here!!!
anon1 teeboy and gareth are totally asleep, are
you not?
anon2 Come on, you lurkers, what's up with you?
Talk!
gareth zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
anon1 I'm just laughing at your resonses
anon2 No, I'm totally awake!
anon1 oh gareth you knwo you can have a
anon1 bit of palette removed for that
teeboy .. and then she tripped over and fell donw
the hole
gareth BOOM BOOM!
teeboy and that's the end of my story
anon2 anon1, I'm behaving like a therapist,
aren't I? A sleazy one...
anon1 shame we missed it
anon2 Do tell me more...
anon1 you don't seem sleazy
anon2 Aha... you don't know me...
anon1 I have cream curtains that are not of my
choice
anon2 Yes?
anon1 and a big leak, water coming through my
wall
anon1 Are you sleazy????
anon2 Is it raining where you are, anon1?
anon1 Nah
anon1 I have clear blue skies
gareth teeboy and jed are watching nude yoga on
cctv
anon2 No-body has accused me of it, but I have a
feeling I am, a wee bit
anon1 and a fag in my mouth
teeboy this is terrible!
teeboy oops ignore that
anon1 those 2 are sleazy
anon1 what's terrible?
anon2 Nude yoga? That is a bit sleazy..
anon1 I can't ignore that
teeboy what we me and Jed were just doing
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teeboy I can't believe it
anon2 Hello Smellyhead
SmellyHead Helllooooooo
SmellyHead Anyone there?
anon1 This has been an interesting first week
anon1 Did you get your machine sorted out anon2
anon2 Teeboy, could you make our guest a cup of
tea please?
teeboy DISCLAIMER: I wish to disasociate myself
from accusations of watching nude yoga
SmellyHead I'm all alone
anon1 Although it's really bad it happened to
you it's an appropriate start to a conversation in this medium
anon2 Yes, anon2, I did thanks, but I'll tell
you more later.
teeboy tea coming up
gareth It's all lies, I saw him doing it!
SmellyHead I guess it doen't get any more anonymous
than this
anon2 Are you lonely, Smellyhead?
anon1 problematic
anon1 everyone's gone quiet again
SmellyHead help
anon1 Was there a time lapse there?
anon2 What do you need help with?
gareth hey there smellt head, can you read
us,,,over?
anon2 Are you receiving us, over?
teeboy please hear us
SmellyHead Doe, a Deer, a female Deer!
teeboy don't leabe us
teeboy leave us
anon1 just turning over the tape, and here I am
anon1 nothings happened
SmellyHead Ray, a drop of golden sun!
teeboy don't go
SmellyHead Me, a name, I call myself!
SmellyHead Far, A long long way to run!
SmellyHead Sew, a needle pulling thread
teeboy is that a positive riddle
anon2 Musical Smellyhead!
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teeboy does that mean you are with us
SmellyHead La, a note to follow Sew!
anon2 Oh shit!
SmellyHead Tea, a dink with jam and bread!
SmellyHead Which brings us back to.........
anon1 back again, i'm a bit confused as to
wheter no-one's speaking or I'm just missing things
anon1 hey hello smelly head
gareth Doh
anon2 Hey, Smellyhead, do you hear us!
anon1 have you travelled over hills and vales to
get to us
SmellyHead So, SmellyHead, how the hell are ya?
teeboy we need to shout louder I think
anon2 Bart, could you please introduce us to
Smellyhead?
teeboy turn up your computers
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anon2 Oh dear, this JAva chat ain't what it's
cracked up to be
gareth ooh I think smelly heads a bit scary
anon1 what happened?
teeboy I think they were having a joke with
usmaybe
teeboy but then again this is running rather slow
anon2 Either he was not receiving us, or he's an
ego-tripper
anon2 Assuming it is a he
anon1 just to fill you in smelly gareth and
teeboy are watching nude yoga
anon1 me and anon2 are in the kitchen looking
for beer
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anon2 Hey, there Smellyhead, nice to see you
again. Were your ears burning?
anon2 Fancy a beer?
anon2 Some party this, nobody's talking
gareth smelly, you're back!
anon1 and anon2 think they're maybe sleazy
anon1 and I can't spell or type
anon1 What happened anon2
anon1 I'm off rambling alone again
anon1 I only seem to get messages just after I
log on
anon1 will someone send one now if you can hear
me
anon1 okay I'm loggin off again
teeboy hands up if you are here
anon2 Oh shit, what happened?
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gareth hey, smelly, how are you
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anon2 Hello?
gareth hi
anon1 Hello
anon2 Smellyhead, are you lurking or can you not
hear us?
anon1 are we all having lots of problem here
teeboy flood coming
teeboy I am prepared
anon1 maybe smelly head needs to log off
anon1 and back on again
anon2 Not too bad, but then it threw a wobbly.
Hey, where's that damn beer?
anon1 What's this flood talk?
anon2 Smelly sussed that one, but still no joy,
it seems
anon2 Flood: too many users?
anon1 Let try the fridge
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anon1 ohh smelly where are you?
anon1 are there too many users?
anon2 Okay, hey, look I found a case of Stella!
anon1 there's only 4
anon2 Now, yes... sigh
anon1 hey hey can I have one?
anon1 I haven't had chance to have a look at
adaweb yet
anon1 but it sounds intereting
anon2 There's only six. Two for me, two for you,
one each for teeboy and gareth
gareth cool
anon2 adaweb will not be around for much longer,
so best catch it soon
teeboy a bit of favourtism developing already
anon2 Chins up!
teeboy that's good to know
gareth cheers!
anon2 Teeboy: if you hadn't had so much tea to
drink, you could hold down a few beers more
teeboy ta
anon1 Cheers
anon1 I like this favourtism
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anon2 This Stella is nice and cool...
anon1 that's drink talk and I like it
anon1 haha
gareth He's tea crazy that one
anon1 sorry teeboy nothing personal
anon2 Who, me or teeboy?
anon1 we seem to be doing a bit better now for
getting responses through
anon1 I'm interested to see the actual log and
if I'm missing anything
teeboy true
teeboy perhaps if I change my name I might get an
extra beer
anon2 Hello Smellhead, would you like a smoke of
this dooby?
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anon2 There are TWO Smellyheads!
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teeboy we have a head and a head
teeboy bizare
anon1 Have you got any exciting plans for later
anon2?
anon2 Are there really two Smellyheads,Or is
that just the hash?
anon1 hey maybe we have another scot in Smelly
heed?
anon1 What's bizarre teeboy?
teeboy ?
anon1 I think there really are 2
teeboy two heads
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anon1 what a stink
teeboy or one head and one heed
anon2 anon1: I'm going for dinner at a friends,
plus maybe a wee smoke
gareth =8)-0=| I've made an emoticon, I call it
"Little Bloke with glasses and scruffy Hair"
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anon1 Half scottish half english
anon1 sounds like a fine plan anon2
anon2 Is it Cheesy head, I wonder?
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SmellyHead Ah
anon1 I think I'll be looking for beer
anon1 I really need one
anon2 This Smellyhead geezer is psychic
SmellyHead Am I here yet?
gareth yup
teeboy all raise your glasses if smell is here
anon1 Iyes!!!!
anon2 Cheers!
gareth raised!
anon1 I was saying I need beer, too much work
and not enough play
teeboy bottoms up
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SmellyHead Obviously not
anon1 I need to relax
gareth flippin eck
anon2 anon1: what was half scot, half english,
the emoticon?
anon1 my shoulders are shaped like boulders
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flipper hi all
anon2 Here, anon1 take a draw off this joint
anon1 from sitting hunched in front of mymachine
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gareth VirtuaStoner
anon2 Hey flipper, how's it going?
teeboy please, no illegalitie
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teeboy s
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anon2 VirtuaStoner: is that Playstation?
flipper flippin good really
flipper annon 1 keeps flippin out
flipper flippin daft
anon2 Welcome to our little party: fancy a beer?
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anon1 it's so slow to get back on here...it's
like being in a lift
anon2 flipper: there's a few problems with the
Java chat...
anon1 i've stopped flippin
flipper flippin love one thanks
anon2 Stella alright?
anon1 Is everyone else getting these problmes
gareth flippin loads of em
anon2 anon1: my connection is fine
teeboy yes
teeboy lots of delays
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gareth lots of
anon2 Smellyhead, the heroic struggler!
anon1 flipper go steady we don't want to havet o
carry you home
SmellyHead Argh
flipper flippin smelly around here
anon1 can you hear us smelly?
teeboy we can smell you
gareth delays
anon1 yes, I know
teeboy there is a lot of .....
anon1 what's the mater
SmellyHead Ah, can you hear me anon2?
teeboy .....
anon1 smelly?
teeboy delays
anon2 Smellyhead must be off his/her face on
something, I reckon
anon1 I can hear you and I'm anon1
anon1 their own fumes
anon2 Smelly, I can hear you! Want a fag? Do you
smoke?
anon1 I do, can I have one
anon2 Okay... here you go
teeboy all smokers
teeboy we are terrible
anon1 thanks
SmellyHead All these people and I can't talk to any
of them
anon2 "Young folks these fdays, I
dunno..."
anon1 die?
teeboy no drinking, no smoking, no farting, no
eating and certainly no pot smoking
teeboy thank you
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gareth poor old smelly
teeboy carry on
anon1 Oh poor smelly, left in the dark
anon2 teeboy, you are a stickler for rules. Tell
me, were you close to your mother?
gareth Shocker!!!!
anon2 flipper, are you okay for beer?
flipper flippin slow
anon1 Is there a row building up?
anon2 Slow drinker, or slurred speech?
anon1 I just thought you were lost there
teeboy how did you know about my mother
teeboy did he tell you
teeboy flipper told you didn't he?
anon1 flipper
gareth tbs gone mad, god help us all
anon2 Sorry, just playing the old analyst role,
you know...
anon1 It seems to be fast here, but I keep
dissolving away
flipper leave me out of it
flipper flippin weirdo!
teeboy like the wiked witch?
teeboy are you from the west
anon1 flip it's 8 o'clock
anon2 anon1: stop freebasing that coke! You are
freaking everyone out!
anon1 Shoudl we call it a day and re-assemble
next week
gareth brookies on
anon1 same time same place?
anon2 Okay then... sorry if I got out of order.
anon1 yes, we'll all dissolve away
anon1 oh,, i think youre' answering an old one
teeboy nice one flipper
flipper flippin fun
teeboy what order was that?
teeboy just time lags wasn't it
anon2 your rules and regulations...
anon1 no I'm rom the east
anon1 I think we should finish and let gareth
watch brokkie
anon2 I have a dinner engagement...
teeboy it can be hard to know who is joking
teeboy yeh lets go
gareth I'm not at home though, oh well, more yoga
methinks!
anon2 Cheers everyone, see you next week!
anon1 anon2 I'll be in touch tomorrow
anon2 Okay!
anon2 Bye flipper!
flipper I will flip off
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gareth flip out!
anon2 Can someone call me a cab?
gareth you are a cab
teeboy TAXIIIIIIII!!!!
anon1 Bye bye everyone!
anon1 I'll lock the door behind me
anon2 And you are a Playstation
teeboy thanks anon1
anon2 Oh that's it just now... cheers then!
gareth see y'all later
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teeboy bye all
anon2 Byeee....
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SmellyHead BAh
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SmellyHead Hi anon1
teeboy bah smelly (or is that anon2)
SmellyHead Am I too late?
anon1 Hi smelly we're just finishing
teeboy a person of disguise?
teeboy anon1
teeboy don't give anything away
anon1 Yes sorry you had so many problems
anon1 I never would
teeboy I am hungry
teeboy so must go now
SmellyHead Bugger
anon1 teeboy will you email me the location of
the log file and I'll get it when we all log off? Thnaks
anon1 Go and eat
anon1 next week smelly....
teeboy sure
anon1 bye
teeboy I have done that already
anon1 thanks
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