Session Start: Fri Apr 10 18:25:52
1998
*** Now talking in #encounter
*** topic "waiting for
guests"
*** anon1 has joined #encounter
<anon1> evening teeboy
<teeboy> hey up
<anon1> it seems like we're
the only ones here!
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<SmellyHea> Smellyhea???
<teeboy> ah the smelly one
<SmellyHea> Bah
<SmellyHea> Hi teeboy
<anon1> could you see that
log message?
<teeboy> I like it
<teeboy> hi there
<SmellyHea> Hi anon1
<SmellyHea> nope
<teeboy> anon1: no
<anon1> oh, sneaky eh?
<teeboy> hmm
*** Penfold
(~jon@st-folly.lancs.ac.uk) has joined #encounter
<anon1> are you penfold too?
<anon1> to teeboy?
<SmellyHea> /log [on|off]
[windowname]
<SmellyHea> oops
<anon1> ha ha
<teeboy> nope
<teeboy> there are two of us
here
<anon1> I need to open my
window it's stuffy in here
<anon1> that's better
<anon1> smelly youre missing
your d
<SmellyHea> I know
<SmellyHea> Hold on
*** SmellyHea is now known as
Smellyhed
<Smellyhed> Better?
<anon1> teeboy how have you
got an @
<Penfold> hello everyone
<Smellyhed> Hello penfold
<teeboy> I am the operator
<teeboy> :)
<teeboy> I have the power
<teeboy> apparently
<anon1> Okay I bow before
you
<Penfold> hi smellyhed
*** teeboy sets mode: +o anon1
<anon1> Where's anon2?
<teeboy> is that better for
you
<anon1> wheyhey
<anon1> ta
<teeboy> equality
<teeboy> is the best policy
<Smellyhed> 5 colours
<teeboy> but no equality for
the others
<anon1> I feel full of
power, now I'll go crazy...
<Smellyhed> I'll be right
back folks
<Smellyhed> ....
<teeboy> so I will ask my
usual question
<anon1> Where you going?
<teeboy> are you nervous
anon1?
<teeboy> with anticipation
<teeboy> and expectation
<anon1> yes, it's so
exciting
<Penfold> hmmm
<anon1> I just had a
conversation with my flatmates mother who's staying with us
<anon1> I think she thinks
it's all rather sad
<teeboy> ah well
* Smellyhed hello
<Smellyhed> Aha
<Smellyhed> I'm back
<teeboy> there you are
<Penfold> hi
<anon1> I think she was
wondering if I reveal myself and the like
* teeboy chuckles
* Smellyhed guffaws
<anon1> how do you do that
again, you show offs!!
<teeboy> after you SH
<Penfold> tell us
<Penfold> go on
<Smellyhed> nope
<Smellyhed> My lips are
sealed
<teeboy> you will only get
carried away
* teeboy patronises others
<Smellyhed> Or my fingers
are sealed
<Smellyhed> or something
<anon1> hold on I'll be back
in a flash
<Smellyhed> So what's on the
agenda tonight folks
<Smellyhed> ?
<teeboy> does that mean we
have to hold
<Penfold> nope
* Smellyhed is holding
* teeboy is clinging
<anon1> what are you holding
<anon1> and where is my
date?
<teeboy> on
<teeboy> we were holding
'on'
<Smellyhed> Wouldn't you
like to know
<teeboy> come out anon2
<teeboy> wherever you are
<anon1> me and anon2 have
been talking a lot about co-incidences
<Smellyhed> And.....
<teeboy> that's funny
<teeboy> I was going to
mention that
<anon1> spooky!!!
<Smellyhed> Ever had Deja Vu
<anon1> Do you think I've
put the wrong address on t he site again?
<Smellyhed> Ever had Deja Vu
<Smellyhed> It's the right
address
<anon1> smelly, did you get
the address
<Smellyhed> yes
<anon1> ahh you answered
already
<teeboy> ever had Deja Vu
<teeboy> come on anon2
<anon1> smelly did you just
ping me?
<Smellyhed> Take that anon1
<teeboy> oh s/he's so laid
back
<Smellyhed> A 0 second ping
<Smellyhed> very impressive
<anon1> lets talk about
anon2 in their absence
<anon1> I'm fast
-> [Smellyhed] PING
<Smellyhed> Ouch
<teeboy> we are all fast
<teeboy> apart from anon2
<Smellyhed> teeboy pinged me
<teeboy> who is still
looking in the mirror
<anon1> I think that it's a
boy
<teeboy> and choosing what
to wear
<anon1> eh?
<Smellyhed> Why's that anon1
<anon1> oh, I get you
<anon1> yes, which tie to
wear the blue tartan or the green
<teeboy> probably
<anon1> I'm not getting any
messages from them either
<teeboy> hmm
<Penfold> i bet he goes for
the tartan
<anon1> well I got one at
let me check...
<Smellyhed> Tartan?
<teeboy> I tried the java
chat
<anon1> ...just after 6
<teeboy> a while ago
<teeboy> and it worked
really fast
<anon1> was anyone there
<Penfold> he's scotish
<teeboy> took 3 secs to load
<teeboy> bastard
<Smellyhed> Is that Scotish
with one t or two?
<anon1> penfold I think he
is a scottish bloke
<anon1> he keeps saying wee
and och
<Penfold> i
<Smellyhed> Does anyone want
a fag?
<teeboy> oh yes please
<anon1> I'm having one
thanks
<Penfold> oh yes
* Smellyhed gives avirtual
cigarette to penfold
<anon1> what do you all
think of the "encounter" conversation?
<Penfold> thankyou very very
much indeed!!!!!!
<anon1> Do you think it's
progressed, if you've seen it recently
<teeboy> your emails have
been interesting
<anon1> I think we've been
opening up a lot more the last few days
<Smellyhed> An
invigoratingly voyeuristic 9nsight into the building on
relationships in an anonymous virtual setting
<teeboy> exactly
<Penfold> have tou got a
light though iv'e left mine at home?
* Smellyhed hands penfold a box of
matches
<anon1> I didn't intially
realise how I was setting up an unrealistic environment though
<teeboy> I think you
frightened them off
<Penfold> ta
<teeboy> anon1: I put a link
up on the site
<Smellyhed> How did you
expect it to develop anon1?
<teeboy> that might interest
you
<teeboy>
www.furnace.org/library
<anon1> what link?
<teeboy> just an essay
<anon1> oh yeah what did you
put in
<anon1> I'll have a look
when we finish
<anon1> smelly, I didn't
really have a clue
<anon1> but I think we've
both been holding back more than I thought we would
<teeboy> smelly: have a
quick look at www.furnace.org/webcam
<teeboy> when you get the
chance
<Smellyhed> OK
<teeboy> see if it works for
me
<anon1> I had you teeboy but
you seem to have disappeared I'll have anohte rcheck
<teeboy> it may be a bit
dark
<Smellyhed> What's on the
webcam teeboy?
<teeboy> I will turn on the
light
<teeboy> the back of my
head!
<anon1> no it was just grey
<teeboy> ah
<anon1> I'm having a problem
getting it to re-load
<teeboy> shit java again
<anon1> I can't believe
anon2 has stood me up!
<teeboy> this adds an
interesting dimension
<anon1> I'm wondering if
they're having a problem with the software
<teeboy> what are you going
to do
<anon1> tehy didn't have it
installed before remember
<teeboy> send your virtual
big brother round to sort him out
<anon1> I don't know
<Smellyhed> I've just been
propositioned
<anon1> It seems a bit
strange I haven't heard from them
<teeboy> or we could have a
dedicated web page
<teeboy> with a suggestion
box
<Smellyhed> Check this
message out I just got
<anon1> what smelly?
<Smellyhed> <Kim19f>
Hi, age/sex? I'm 19/f/big firm breasts:) My picture is up at
http://www.wenet.net/~sheilas go check it out and tell me what
you think, baby:)
<teeboy> and a public
virtual flogging
<anon1> did that really
happen?
<teeboy> I got one of those
too
<teeboy> about 20 mins ago
<Penfold> blimy i feel lest
out!
<teeboy> about pamela
anderson
<Smellyhed> YES
<teeboy> I think
<anon1> Me too penfold I
didn't get one
<Smellyhed> URL doesn't work
though
<teeboy> Be right back
<Penfold> bugger
<teeboy> got something I
have to look at
<teeboy> :)
<teeboy> ;)
<teeboy> :0
<anon1> no I'm having no
luck with the webcam either
<teeboy> I will get rid of
the java
<teeboy> one sec
<anon1> Got to dash again,
back in a quicker flash than before
<Smellyhed> I can't get onto
furnave at all
<teeboy> terrific
<teeboy> I think I will take
up basket work
<anon1> sorry, nature called
<Smellyhed> It's getting
awfully quiet in her
<anon1> I could get into
furnace
<anon1> Couldn't you get
into the front page?
<Penfold> wind howles tumble
weeds
<Smellyhed> You could or you
couldn't anon1?
<anon1> Actually I just
tried again and I can't get on either
<Smellyhed> I wonder where
anon2 is????????
<anon1> Thank goodness we're
not doing the java chat
<anon1> I know smelly I'm a
bit upset
<Penfold> what a *****
<anon1> we've been really
chatting the last few days and I wanted to contiue it with more
speed
<anon1> I think soemthing
must have happened I don't think they'd just stand me up
<Smellyhed> He must be
having technical problems
<Smellyhed> Have you checked
your mail?
<anon1> They may be sending
me messages but if soemthings gone wrong witht the furnace
<anon1> server the messages
won't get through
<anon1> penfold are you
there?
<Penfold> yes dear
<teeboy> the frunace server
is fine
<teeboy> nothing coming
through though
<anon1> oh, I like the way
you speak to me like an old ladie
<anon1> lady sorry
* Smellyhed wonders if anon1 is
really an old lady??????
<Smellyhed> Who knows
<anon1> who knows indeed, if
you coem to the dinner then you'll find out smelly
<Smellyhed> Is that an
invitation
<anon1> yes, would you like
to coem along?
<teeboy> I thought you two
perhaps knew each other
<Penfold> can i have one too
<Smellyhed> I'd love to coem
<Smellyhed> what is coem by
the way?
<anon1> yes, penfold, excuse
me for being rude, would you like to coem?
<Smellyhed> I hope it;s not
rude
<teeboy> i am coeming
<teeboy> too
<anon1> figure it out smelly
<anon1> we'll all meet up a
week on saturday then
<Penfold> anon1 do you
realise that i an penelope?
<Smellyhed> Deal
<anon1> Ahh
<anon1> penelope, do you I
know you maybe?
<anon1> I doubt you'll tell
em anyway
<anon1> tell me
<Penfold> from last week!
<anon1> you've been very
quiet I thought you were teeboy
<Smellyhed> Eh?
<anon1> Oh, yeah I know you
were here last week
<Penfold> no i'm me
<Smellyhed> So who is
teeboy?
<teeboy> I am
<anon1> but, I had a
feeleing you may have been someone I know
<Smellyhed> Can I still be
me
<Penfold> anyway i'd love to
come to your little swaray
<anon1> that woiuld be
lovely
<anon1> are you in
Lancaster?
<Penfold> lovely dear
<Smellyhed> What's on the
menu anon1?
<anon1> That means I don't
think I know you anymore
<Penfold> lancaster oh yes
and i shall be attending
<anon1> well apparently the
chef's specialty is thai
<anon1> which sounds very
good to me
<Smellyhed> Me too
<anon1> I've been asking
anon2 what they like to eat
<teeboy> watch out for the
battered vegetable cakes
<Smellyhed> Sounds violent
<anon1> there seem to be
similarities there too, spicy, tasty
<teeboy> i want artichokes
<Smellyhed> What?, anon2 is
spicy and tasty?
<anon1> oh maybe we can have
an artichoke just for you
<anon1> to thank you for all
your hard work
<teeboy> anything begining
with A will do
<teeboy> such as A plate of
chip
<teeboy> ha ha
<Penfold> ha ha indeed
<Smellyhed> Anon1, do you
think that you are getting an idea of what anon2 is like yet?
<teeboy> I am ver
disapointed
<anon1> teeboy did you
realise there seem to be server problems
<teeboy> yes
<teeboy> it has just hit me
too
<teeboy> bastards
<anon1> It was the saem late
last night
<teeboy> they think just
becasue it is easter they
<teeboy> can mess about
<anon1> Sorry smelly, yes I
do think i'm getting soem ideas about thme
<teeboy> they sometimes do
maintanence at the weekend
<anon1> It's interesting
because I think there are maybe sides that come out
<Smellyhed> Whaqt do you
think of them then anon1
<teeboy> like deserter
<anon1> that are different
to when you meet and chat with soemone
<Smellyhed> teeboy, do you
know the IP in numbers for your server, that might work
<teeboy> bah
<anon1> Penfold you're
sleeping again
<teeboy> got it written down
somewhere
<teeboy> lost it probably
<Penfold> sorry
<anon1> what do I think I
knwo about anon2?
<anon1> let me think, I'm
not very good at describing personlities
<teeboy> 195.50.65.18
<Smellyhed> It must be
almost impossible to gauge someone by e-mail. People make so many
judgments using their eyes
<Penfold> all i know is that
he was warned about a man with one eye once
<anon1> yes, exactly
<Penfold> do you still want
my little story?
<Smellyhed> No luck teeboy
<anon1> I think they write,
they seem very good at explaining themselves
<teeboy> no
<anon1> I think they're
maybe involved in organising
<teeboy> I think you know
more than you are letting on
<teeboy> anon1??
<anon1> This is because they
seem to slightly push me, not in a bad way
<teeboy> or maybe not
<Smellyhed> Why not just ask
him/her
<teeboy> just a teaser
* Smellyhed missing the point
<teeboy> yes ask
him/her/it/loser/deserter/
<anon1> but it's like
soemone who's used to having to work with getting things done
<anon1> art projects wise
<Penfold> so you still don't
know if it is a he or she?
<anon1> do you knwo things
teeboy?
<teeboy> no way
<teeboy> I am just a little
teaser
<anon1> Do you knwo anything
about this person penfold?
<teeboy> message come in
from anon2
<Penfold> not a damn thing i
wish i did
<anon1> I thought teeboy
you'd maybe met in secret anyway
<teeboy> one sec
<Smellyhed> This is exciting
<teeboy> ..............
<teeboy> Hello,
<teeboy> having a few
problems!
<teeboy> sorry I'm late,
can't get my irc software to connect, can't connect to web
<teeboy> site either!
<teeboy> anon2
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<anon1> have you looked at
the conversation recently penfold?
<anon1> heyeeyeyey
<Smellyhed> Hurrah
<teeboy> cheer cheer
* teeboy cheers
<anon1> hello anon2!!!!!!!!!
* teeboy celebrates
<anon1> you made it
* teeboy is happy again and
forgives
<anon1> we've just spent the
last 30 minutes talking about you in your absense
*** anon2 has quit IRC
<Smellyhed> Oops
<Penfold> hooray
<anon1> are you overwhelmed
by our welcome?
*** anon2 has joined #encounter
<anon1> penfold did you kick
anon2 off?
<anon2> Hello>?
<anon1> are you okay anon2
<anon1> can you see us?
<Penfold> no not me
<teeboy> stay still anon2
<Smellyhed> Anon2, try
another efnet server
<anon1> everyone wave
<anon2> Had a few connection
problems, matey!
* teeboy waves
<anon1> well you're here now
and that's fantastic
<anon2> Sorry I'm late! Did
you get my e-mail teeboy?
<Smellyhed> Super ping, he's
here in realtime
<teeboy> anon2: yes i did
and i pasted it up
* Penfold waves hello
<anon1> What are you 2
talking about?
<anon2> Bloody BT/Demon
crap!
* Smellyhed offers anon2 a fag
<anon2> As you can see, I'm
a bit flustered.
<anon2> Cheers Smelly...
<anon1> It's okay just relax
<Smellyhed> No problem matey
<anon2> That's two fags I'm
smoking now...
<anon1> you are a chain
smoker
<anon1> penfold is our
friend penelope fro last week
<anon2> A strange chain of
events this evening
-> [anon2] PING
<Smellyhed> I tried smoking
a chain once, couldn't light it
<anon1> what happened?
<anon1> anon2
<anon2> Hello penfold
<teeboy> everyone calm now?
<anon1> yes
<Penfold> hi anon 2 missed
you
<anon2> I need another fag!
<anon1> you are a chimney
<anon2> That wasn't a
reaction to you pen
*** teeboy sets mode: +o anon2
<Smellyhed> We're all
here.....LET'S PARTY!!!
<anon2> I am a dark satanic
mill
<teeboy> just being polite
* Smellyhed begins to party
<anon1> what happened this
evening anon2?
<anon2> anon2 joins smelly
<anon2> Well, I got stuck on
the bus in traffic...
<Penfold> anon2 what mill?
*** teeboy sets mode: +o Smellyhed
*** teeboy sets mode: +o Penfold
<anon2> Then I couldn't find
my keys...
<teeboy> now we are all
equal
<Smellyhed> Hey anon2, How
did you do that to your IP?
<anon2> Then my flippin'
modem wouldn't connect!
<anon1> Sounds like a
disaster evening
<Penfold> bugger
<Penfold> but your here now
and thats all that
<Penfold> matters
<anon2> Sorry Smelly, what
was your question about exactly?
<Smellyhed> Your whois
<teeboy> so anon2, how are
you two anons getting on
<Penfold> tell all
<anon2> What, you mean my
domain name?
<anon2> Or the (not allowed)
bit?
<Smellyhed> Yes
<anon2> Which?
<Smellyhed> the cryptic bit
<anon1> that's their domain
name
* teeboy confused
<anon2> Free with your
tenner-a-month, that is
<teeboy> hey anon1
<anon1> yeah
<teeboy> you are being kept
from your date
<teeboy> with tech talk
<Smellyhed> Did you set up a
new account specially?
<anon1> I know
<anon2> Ooohh! Stirrin' it?
<anon1> smelly stop being a
techie!
<Smellyhed> Sorry
<anon2> Smelly: send us an e
if you want more info...
<anon1> anon2 teeboy was
asking you how you thought it's going, we were talking about ti
earlier
<teeboy> anon2: tell us what
you think you know about anon1
<anon1> what do you think?
<anon2> What, the
"relationship"?
<teeboy> what kind of person
are they
<teeboy> what do they like
for breakfast
<anon2> Difficult to say...
<teeboy> how do they eat
their artichokes
<anon1> I know i found it
hard
<anon2> With lemon juice
<anon1> to say not to eat an
artichoke
<Penfold> do they wear
novelty sox?
<anon2> No, I think anon1's
a bit trendy
<anon1> I've got soem with
han solo on
<anon2> Liar!
<Penfold> cool
<anon1> why do you think I'm
trendy?
<teeboy> they must be big
socks
<anon2> Big fibber McGee
<anon1> Oh my glasses maybe?
<anon2> No you're jumper
<Penfold> i suppoes your are
princes leah hugh anon2
<anon1> oh, everyone always
hates this jumper
<anon2> Sorry, your jumper
<anon2> Princess Leia, not
my type, really
<teeboy> my jumper?
<anon1> my jumper it's in
the images, archived
<anon2> teeboy, you are
being obtuse
<Smellyhed> I like jumpers
<Penfold> but i bet you like
buns though
<anon2> I beg your pardon?
* teeboy appoligies for any
inconvenience caused
<anon2> Pen's saucy again...
<anon1> lowering the tone eh
pen?
<Penfold> sorry dear
<anon2> I see you two are
getting friendly...3
<anon1> I was saying we've
been having some good chats this week anon2 don't you htink
<teeboy> is that sticky buns
<Penfold> i only ment easter
hot cross buns you lot!!!
<anon1> I'm Irish by the way
<anon2> Sticky with what?
* Smellyhed is welsh
<anon2> Mine'll be a
Guinness
<anon1> coming up
<Smellyhed> Boyo
<teeboy> how's the cold
anon1
<Penfold> wow smelly i'm
welsh too
<anon2> Or maybe some
potcheen
<anon1> my cold's still
there although my head is a littel clearer
<teeboy> I will be right
back
<teeboy> going on a mission
<anon2> Where is teeboy off
to?
<anon1> Don't know nature
calling?
<Smellyhed> To make some tee
<anon1> The call of the
wild?
<Smellyhed> SO , are you two
hitting it off then, anons
<anon1> Are you looking
forward to the dinner anon2?
<anon2> anon1, to answer
your question I think we are developing this "thing" a
little
<anon1> I think we seem
pretty like minded to generalise
<anon2> In certain ways, I
guess
<Penfold> nice to hear it
<anon1> we have a lot of
similarities, media and such
p><anon2> But that's maybe
because we're similar ages?
<anon1> Are we though?
<Smellyhed> anon1 is an old
lady
<anon2> How old are you
then?
<anon1> 55
<Penfold> i'm 21 this
sunday!!!!!!
<anon1> I changed my line of
work 3 years agao
<anon1> happy birthday
penfold!
<anon1> I'll buy you a
birthday drink at the meal
<anon2> No, sorry, I don't
think so - no wrinkles around (I assume they were yours) eyes
<anon1> It was very bleached
out remember
<Smellyhed> Extensive nips
and tucks maybe
<Penfold> thanks anon1
<anon2> Not that bleached
out!
<anon1> How old are you
anon2
<teeboy> 55
<anon2> Thirty-something
<anon1> yes I am lying I'm
27
<anon2> Just a nipper...
<Smellyhed> I'm 55
<anon1> Are you telling the
truth?
<Penfold> how old are you
anon2?
<Smellyhed> this sunday
actually
<anon1> smelly i don't
believe you
<anon1> but if it's true
happy birthday!!!
<Smellyhed> Thanks
<anon2> Pen, I'm
thirty-something. don't ask for any more details, it's a bad time
of life for such questions...
<anon1> Should we go on
unitl 8.30?
<Penfold> crisis
<anon1> Is that oaky with
everyone?
<anon2> Mid-life variety
<Smellyhed> OK by me
<Penfold> smelly and i
should have an encounter as we have so much in common
<anon2> Fine. Sorry to have
kept you.
<anon1> I hope my guests
don't mind, I have a housefull
<Smellyhed> Is that a
proposition penfold?
<anon1> No it's no problem
though
<anon1> this could lead all
over...
<Penfold> could be
<anon1> My flatmate has her
mother sister an duncle staying
<anon1> uncle sorry
<Penfold> which part of
wales are you from?
<anon1> they've come from
all corners of the globe
<Penfold> to smelly sorry
<Smellyhed> I'm sure that a
21 year old couldn't be interested in a crumbly old smellyhead
like me
<anon2> I don't know it's
like a singles bar in here!
<anon1> one of the guests,
the sister lives in cardiff
<anon2> anon1, what are you
o about?
<anon2> on about?
<anon1> the housefull of
guests
<anon2> I missed a bit
<Smellyhed>
cardiff....ahhhh....the valleys
<anon1> staying at my flat
<anon2> virtual or real?
<anon1> real
<Smellyhed> All over,
penfold
<Penfold> llangollen oh the
hills
<anon2> Yes, that's nice?
<teeboy> just being trying
to recruit guest
<teeboy> but no luck
<anon2> ??????????
<teeboy> just get accused of
being a pervert
<anon1> I live in a really
big flat so there's plenty of space
<teeboy> maybe a need to
re-word my remarks
<anon2> oh dear.
* teeboy is innocent
<teeboy> all goes well
<anon2> anon1, I get the
feeling you are trying to tell us a wee story?
<teeboy> until I say it is
an encounter sort of a blind date :)
<teeboy> then I get told
where to take
<teeboy> my filthy,
perverted little mind
<anon1> just filling you in
on my surroundings anon2
<Penfold> i hope you are not
having to cook for them all
<Smellyhed> What are you
talking about teeboy
<Penfold> anon1 unless you
like cooking
<anon1> At new year we had
about 25 people round for dinner it was mad
<teeboy> smellyhed: I have
been going round a few channels and trying
<anon2> teeboy, get over it,
it's not your fault...
<teeboy> to get people to
come and join us
<anon2> Ah, so anon1 you
have guests with you just now?
<anon1> yes
<anon2> Leaning over your
shoulder?
<anon1> well they're my
flatmates guests
<Smellyhed> And one of them
is welsh anon1?
<anon1> no they're not itn
the room with me
<anon2> But they're crowding
you all the same
<anon1> but one of them
lives in wales
<anon1> no they're not
crowding me
<anon1> there's lots of
space for all
<anon1> I did have soemone
with me last week
<Penfold> booze up later?
<anon1> my old school friend
can you remember me mentioning it?
<anon2> Oh dear I had lots
of things to talk about but I got so panicked earlier I've
forgotten...
<anon2> Yes I remember
<anon2> In your room?
<anon1> crash?
<anon1> oh in my room go on
<anon2> Cronenberg?
<anon1> back to the room
<anon2> No you go on
<anon1> you mentioned you
tried to go and see it or something?
<anon2> Guest? Old school
friend? In your room?
<Penfold> wrexham lager
(actually i hate it )
<anon1> no that was last
week
<anon1> lager sounds good
<anon2> Yes, I know...
<anon1> yes they were with
me last week
<anon2> I know it was last
week. So, what happened?
<anon2> I am a nosy bonk
<anon1> oh, it was fine
they're not amiliar with the internet so found it really
interesting
<anon1> It was alittle
difficult to tye and talk at the same time though
<teeboy> so it seems
<anon1> type
<anon2> Depends which part
you tie up, I guess...
<Smellyhed> Kinky
<anon1> that was not a
command by the way me correcting my spelling
<anon2> See, teeboy they
were right, we are a bunch of pervs
<Penfold> me and old school
friend in a room with my reputation
<anon1> what were you going
to ask anon2?
<anon2> anon1, do you like
to give commands?
<Smellyhed> What school did
you go to anon1
<anon1> soemtimes
<Smellyhed> Was it really
Eton
<anon1> yes
<anon1> eton comprehensive
<teeboy> <rossy> Hi,
I'm 18/f and I'm trying to become a model, I was wondering if you
could go see my picture's at http://www.tande.com/martha and tell
me what you think?:) Be honest!:)
<anon2> Penfold, were you
the old school friend?
<Smellyhed> teeboy....saucy
<anon2> teeboy: we know what
usenet spam looks like:)
<anon1> my old school friend
was with me and I only have one computer
<anon1> not like some
<anon1> how come you've got
2, are they bothe yours
<anon2> Yes, but maybe
Pebfold has a computer?
<anon2> anon1, are you
getting jealous again?
<teeboy> there is no need
for that tone
<teeboy> don't make
assumptions
<anon1> no i'm not jealous,
mine is huge!!
<anon2> Yes they are both
mine. Both second hand
<Penfold> calm down
<Smellyhed> I've got one wee
one
<anon1> looks like you've
got a good set up there
<anon2> Size isn't
everything: it's howyou use it, lover
<Smellyhed> Did I just say
that?
<anon1> yes!
<Smellyhed> *blush
<Penfold> ever had daja vu?
<Smellyhed> I was going to
say that!
<anon2> Sorry, Smelly, I
think I got my wires crossed...
<Smellyhed> Oh, you should
never cross wires
<anon2> I was typing to
anon1
<anon2> But I'm sure yours
is lovely :)
<teeboy> I have 5
<teeboy> and all are huge
<anon1> Cor
<Smellyhed> small but
perfectly fomed thank you very much
<anon2> That's a bit
unusual!
<teeboy> and useless
<Penfold> ok so we've
established sizes
<anon1> yes, lets move on
<anon2> anon1, how fast does
yours go?
<Penfold> thankyou anon1
<Smellyhed> Yes, let's, I
feel inadequate
<Penfold> come on then
<anon2> Slow and comfortable
or fast and frantic?
<Penfold> TALK
<anon1> anon2 the band
manager I lived with yes, they were with one of "those"
bands
<anon1> I'm listening to the
Fifth Element soundtrack again it's ace
<Smellyhed> ????
<anon2> What, with the check
shirts and "mullet" hair-dos?
<anon1> Oh sorry everyone
else
<anon1> Yes anon2
<Smellyhed> I love the Bay
City Rollers
<anon2> And the crap ballad
vocals?
<anon1> I was telling anon2
about my spell in a very squashed housing situaiton
<anon1> Oh god yeah, really
bad
<anon2> Well, the BCR's were
a bit special
<anon1> I shared the falt
with alaskans honeymooners
<anon1> one of which was a
band manager
<anon1> he gave me the cd
and t was well dodgy
<anon2> So, anon1, are you a
girl? yes or no?
<anon1> do you really want
me to answer that?
<Smellyhed> Good direct
question
<Penfold> go on do it tell
tell
<anon2> I think we've known
each other long enough to be frank, my dear...
<Penfold> see you are a dear
anon1
<anon2> The tension
mounts...
<Penfold> der der der der
* Smellyhed is all ears
<anon1> No
<anon1> yes
<anon1> no
<anon1> yes
<anon1> no
<anon1> yes
<anon1> no
<anon1> yes
<anon1> okay take your pick
<anon2> Okay, let me be more
specific. Are you of female gender biologically?
<Penfold> i say it's a
girlie
<anon1> Oh have I
disappointed everyone?
<anon2> Regardless of
psychological or personal leanings
* Smellyhed is asexual
<anon1> My chromosomes
(can't believe I did a'level biology and I can't spell it) are
<Penfold> girlie girlie
girlie
<anon2> Don't worry, anon1,
if you are not ready to reveal all, then don't
<anon1> penfold you're a
girl too
<anon2> Ooops, too late!
<anon1> I think I'll wait
for now
<anon1> I think we both have
very strong hunches but I don't want to confirm or disprove
anything yet
<Smellyhed> wait for what?
<Penfold> oooops indeed
<anon2> Good question smely
<anon1> until nearer time
<teeboy> anon1: have you
tried a mirror
<anon2> Definately a girl
<teeboy> do you know what to
look for??
<anon1> no never thought of
that
<teeboy> birthday card
coming your way smell
<anon2> teeboy, you are a
mischief
<anon1> I don't have any in
my flat I only see myself if I go out
<anon1> in shop mirrors
<anon2> anon1, you are a
fibber McGee
<anon1> a littel lacking in
appearance
<anon1> I'm not!
<anon1> Okay gang it's 8.30
<anon2> Oh dear!
<Penfold> oh dear indeed
<Smellyhed> Are we done?
<anon1> i think I should
move on out just thinking about my guests because I'm hoggint he
line.
<anon2> Pen, you never did
tell your story
<anon1> Maybe we could have
15 more minutes so pen can tell
<anon2> Yes please!
<anon1> Anon2 you haven't
had an hour anyway
<Smellyhed> Thsi could go on
forever!
<anon1> I'll just go and
chaeck with my guests
<Penfold> once upon a time
<Penfold> ...
<anon2> Hey, Smellly, are we
not worth it?
<anon1> back in a sec are
you okay smelly
<Smellyhed> Lucky I'm on
friends and family
<anon2> Same here. And
Premierline...
<Smellyhed> I'm fine
anonnny1
<teeboy> pity i can't share
my leased line with you all
<Smellyhed> Me too
<teeboy> brag brag
<anon2> Anyway, Pen...
<anon1> All's well they're
fine with me hoggint he line a littel longer
<anon1> yes, pen let s hear
your story
<teeboy> come on pen
<Smellyhed> SPEEECH
<Penfold> ummmm
<teeboy> drum roll
<teeboy> lights, camera
<Penfold> AHHHHHH
<teeboy> in your own time
<anon2> Ktion!
<Penfold> SHIT SHIT SHIT
<teeboy> in your own time
<teeboy> ACTION!!
<anon2> Action!
<Smellyhed> That's a crap
story so far
<teeboy> I am bored with
that one
<Penfold> ONCE THERE WAS A
<Penfold> it;s coming
<anon2> It's good to talk,
though, innit? (Bob Hoskins)
<teeboy> come on I am hungry
<teeboy> and need a pint
<teeboy> and a fag
<Penfold> a bloke and he
liked three
<anon1> I like him better
than that arse rory thingy
<teeboy> and all that
<anon2> Especially when
BTare rakin' it...
<Penfold> women
<Smellyhed> Happy talky
talky, Happy talk (Captain Sensible)
<Penfold> shut up teeboy
<Penfold> im trying to tell
a story here
<anon2> three women? At the
same time?
<anon1> What?
<Penfold> yes
*** Koala has joined #encounter
<Smellyhed> A guest!
<Penfold> three women
<teeboy> good grief
<anon2> Ha! Caught anon1
napping
<Penfold> but he could not
decide
<Penfold> wich one best
<Smellyhed> Hello Koala
<Penfold> so he gave them
<anon2> Okay...
<anon1> I'm awake but
confused
<Koala> Hello
<anon2> Hi Ko
<teeboy> hi Koala
<teeboy> you just caught us
as we
<teeboy> were all about to
leave
<anon1> Hello koala you've
arrived at the end
<anon2> so he gave them ...
<Penfold> all a thousand
pounds to spend
<Koala> the end is the
beginning...
<anon2> very generous
<Penfold> to see what they
would do with it
<anon1> pen's telling a
story to finish with
<Penfold> hi koala by the
way
<Koala> hi
<Penfold> i'm trying to tell
a story or i'll
<Smellyhed> A: The one with
the big tits
<Penfold> never get roung to
it
<Koala> please continue
<anon1> smelly!!
<anon2> Smelly, you are a
rude boy!
<Smellyhed> Did I just say
that out loud?
<Penfold> thanks smelly!!!!!
<anon2> You need your
botty smacked
<Penfold> yeh
<anon1> come on pen,
continue
<Penfold> well the
<Penfold> first one
spent it all on clothes
<Penfold> and the
second
<anon2> yes?
<Penfold> half on
clothes and
<Penfold> half
invested it
<Penfold> the last
invested it all
<anon2> very sensible
Thatcherite
<Penfold> which one
did he choose
<Penfold> bit
pointless now though
<Smellyhed> No idea
<anon2> What about the
third one?
<Penfold> hay smelly
<teeboy> was it the
one with the
<teeboy> ...
<Smellyhed> WHich one
did he choose?
<teeboy> or maybe
<teeboy> which one did
he choose?
<Penfold> the one with
the biggest tit naturally
<teeboy> hello again
Koala
<anon2> What did the
third woman do with the dosh?
<anon1> Koala do you
know what thye're on about because I don't?
<teeboy> where are you
coming from
<teeboy> how did you
find this rather
<anon2> Is that
Belgium on your IP
<teeboy> small
gathering of children
<Koala> yes, it's some
old joke
<Koala> Yes, Belgium
<Smellyhed> I don't
get it
<anon1> What's
everyone's plans for later?
<Smellyhed> Oh, beer I
think
<anon2> But Pen, you
still haven't told us what the third one did with the MONEY!
<Koala> going to bed
<Koala> invest it
<Penfold> invested it
all
<anon2> I see you have
heard this one before, Ko
<Penfold> thanks koala
<Koala> many times
<Penfold> i'm going
home now to
<Penfold> sacrifice
<anon2> What about a
real story, Pen? about you?
<Penfold> myself for
being so bad at
<Penfold> telling
jokes
<Smellyhed> What are
you doing later anon1?
<Penfold> even on
computer
<anon1> I think it's
time to go, pen's getting...oh no
<anon1> I think I
might watch a video, have soem wine
<anon2> Pen, don't get
depressed...
<anon2> anon1, want to
do CU-Seeme?
<anon2> When? Where?
<Koala> always look on
the bright side of life (whistle)
<Smellyhed> Saucy
<anon1> I'm thinking
about it, I'll get back to you
<anon2> I'm going to
afriends to drink wine and watch the moviec channel
<Penfold> can i come
round i like white wine
<anon1> another fairly
similar spooky thing!
<anon2> I got my
ticket to Lancaster today
<anon1> well doen, I
haven't got mine yet
<anon1> I'll get it
tomorrow
<teeboy> I got mine
too
<Smellyhed> See you
all next week
<Koala> what happens
in lancaster?
<anon1> yes, lets
finish
<Koala> CU
<anon2> Yes, but you
are IN Lancaster
<Penfold> bye smelly
well nosstar
<teeboy> overlooking
the castle
<anon1> oh koala
there'll be a dinner next sat, a real one
<anon2> Dinner happens
in Lancaster
<teeboy> it is a
lovely view
<anon2> IOn the 18th
<teeboy> shame it is a
prison
<anon1> when anon2 and
I will meet
<teeboy> and beer?
<anon1> we're having
an anonymous conversation
<Koala> Problem there,
I got to go to Westmalle then
<anon2> Are you off,
Smelly?
<Smellyhed> I think so
<teeboy> me too
<anon2> Koala, you can
join us on the net
<anon1> if you can gte
acces to the web the check www.furnace.org/encounter
<Penfold> nosstar
<Penfold> do you know
what i'm on about smelly?
<anon1> check it out
anyway, it documents our conversation
<anon2> nosstar?
<Koala> nose-star?
<Smellyhed> I'm not
really welsh
<anon1> Okay lets go I
think its' tiem to finish
<Smellyhed> I fibbed
<teeboy> I am tired
<anon1> should we meet
again next week same tiem same place
<anon2> We have been
talking every day for 22 days? Is it that long?
<Smellyhed> OK Night
y'all
<anon1> yes
<anon1> night smelly
see you next week
*** Smellyhed
has left #encounter
<teeboy> looking
forward to meeting you all
<teeboy> next week
<teeboy> artichoke or
no artichokes
<anon1> yeah, can't
wait, it should be a laugh
<teeboy> it better be
<anon2> Koala, you can
find our conversations at that URL: it's not all crap jokes
<teeboy> i could do
with a laugh
<anon1> and you will
<Penfold> and me now
anon very kindly invited me looking forward to it
<anon1> good I'm glad
<anon2> My relative is
excited about it
<anon1> I've never
been to lancaster and like to visit new places
<anon1> excellent
<teeboy> I need to
think about where you will stay
<anon2> I've been:
it's a nice old town
<anon1> Okay I've got
to go, my stomach's raging for food
<teeboy> everyone
would be very welcome at
<teeboy> my house
<teeboy> but it is
horrible
<Koala> See you,
people!
<teeboy> and dirty
<teeboy> and not too
nice
<anon1> oh thank you,
don't want to put you out though
***Koala has left #encounter
<teeboy> and it would
be a little embarassing for me
<anon2> Bye bye Koala,
thanks for joining us
<anon1> whoops they
shot off
<teeboy> and I don't
think you would enjoy your stay
<anon1> I'm about to
aswell
<teeboy> and it is a
bit small
<teeboy> and i am
drivelling on a bit
<teeboy> time to go
<teeboy> i think
<teeboy> before i go
insane
<anon1> don't worry
about it teeboy, i think you're tired
<anon2> Oh welll, I
hope you were not talking about me before I arrived...
<teeboy> I take it all
back
<teeboy> everytbing
<Penfold> oh yes we
where
<anon1> we were but
it'll be on the site so you can se what we sadi
<teeboy> even the bit
about the...........
<anon2> SO YOU
WERE?!!!
<Penfold> all BAD BAD
BAD
<anon2> Humph!
<anon2> That is very
rude
<anon1> Go to go,
you'll see anon2, I'll put it up when I gte off
<teeboy> ok shall we
go
<anon1> yes, next week
<teeboy> i need to be
last becasue i am logging this
<anon2> It's okay I'm
not really offended
<Penfold> SEE YOU ON
THE 18
<teeboy> so bugger off
<teeboy> and let me go
and have a pint
<anon2> No
<anon1> and I'll be in
touch anon2
<anon1> bye bye
<anon2> Okay, anon2
<teeboy> please
<anon2> Bye
<teeboy> bye all
<Penfold> BYEEEEEEEEE
<anon2> Preetty please
with yellow ribbons?
*** anon1 was kicked by
teeboy (teeboy)
*** Penfold was kicked by
teeboy (teeboy)
<teeboy> oops
Session Close: Fri Apr 10
20:52:25 1998