So, it would be obscene of me to publish what, as a creative, was formerly my right because I might reach minors or offend, "contemporary community standards." Because of this, I cannot publish a personal narrative about sex, love, hate, abortion, war, or birth, in any level of realistic detail.

I may not use the word breast, uterus, or penis, with more flare than a publication from the American Medical Association. My description of hate must be tasteful, and sanitized for public protection, and there must certainly be no nudity.

Small wisps of writing must cover every potential embarrassment like wisps of clothing in the Sistine chapel. And there must be no nudity! There will be no lewd commentary, no name calling, no labeling, and certainly no tampons.

oooh, touch me again!