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The Two of Us
Hillary whips up support
Monica on Hillary's intentions:"I
find it hard to swallow.
But you know, when push comes to shove, she'll blow it."
Al Gore's Theme
Music: Won't you go home, Bill Bradley, Won't you go home?
"I think Al Gore makes a great Vice President, and I plan to keep him in that
job"...Bill Bradley
We ask the
readers:"Is it true MadLady Albright dreams of becoming Governor of the NATO
Protectorate formerly known as Yugoslavia. Was Slobodon her first boyfriend, the one who
scorned her? Is that the reason for her frothing? By the way, Is there anyone at this
Whitehouse who hasn't had a name change? Email us with Answers@nypa.com
Top Ten Domain Names
George W Bush didn't waste good money buying:
Website URL (U're Real
Lazy) |
Real Owner |
http://www.shavedbush.com
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The Barber Pole Lobby |
http://www.boysbehindthebush.com
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The Texas Landscapers Consortium |
http://www.bushit.com
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Traffic Safety Devices |
http://www.bushsnorts.com
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Bulls by the Horn - Texas Blowhards |
http://www.bushpukes.com
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Daddy's Little Sushi Bar |
http://www.bushfaints.com
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GW's Pink Panties |
http://www.friendsofbush.com |
Two Lonely Old Farts in a Texas
Wh__ehouse |
http://www.notkennedy.com
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Dan Quail (sic) |
http://www.bush2000-not.com
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Salt Lake Olympic Committee |
http://www.funwithbush.com
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