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Dow vs. Parody | Log in/Create an Account | Top | 363 comments | Search Discussion
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Re:Do not pass go, do not collect $200 (Score:2)
by rking (32070) on Wednesday January 01, @01:51PM (#4994291)
Agreed, they even put the kind of totally outrageous statements that only a corporation run by people with no sense of morality could make. How could anyone be expected to distinguish this from the real Dow Chemical?
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    Re:Do not pass go, do not collect $200 (Score:1)
    by dipipanone (570849) on Wednesday January 01, @03:11PM (#4994619)
    What I like best about these sort of scams is that nobody would ever have even *heard* of this lame-ass hippie parody website if the dumb arrogant fucks at Dow hadn't felt so affronted that they had to attempt to censor it.

    Haven't these captains of industry ever heard the old maxim about how the internet interprets censorship as damage and what happens then?
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Re:Do not pass go, do not collect $200 (Score:2)
by Henry V .009 (518000) <marstrail AT hotmail DOT com> on Wednesday January 01, @01:55PM (#4994313)
(http://slashdot.org/)
Have you ever seen "just kidding" notices on the Onion? Goddamn, but a lot of people get fooled by the Onion. I've seen articles about how the mainstream press picks up on it every now and then. So, since the Onion goes out of its way to make its articles look real (hint: that's why they're funny), the Onion should be sued?

If you want the courts to step in here based on the "some people will be fooled" line, that is a very slippery slope.
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Re:Do not pass go, do not collect $200 (Score:3, Interesting)
by MrHanky (141717) on Wednesday January 01, @01:57PM (#4994324)
(http://www.google.com/)
There is a line between parody and fraud. It's obvious that the group in question went out of their way to make their site look as much like an official Dow site as possible in order to defame Dow Chemical. That's not parody. That's intentional misrepresentation.
It might be argued that Dow are misrepresenting themselves, and that The Yes-Men are helping Dow to express more truthfully what they stand for. Not that this matters at all. All these pranks are meant to last for some time, then get a lot of attention as the corporation sends their army of lawyers, then closed down. But some still work, like gatt.org [wto.org], a parody of wto.org [gatt.org]. They are so alike that I almost don't see the difference myself. This one's been up for more than a year.
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Re:Do not pass go, do not collect $200 (Score:2)
by Tom (822) on Wednesday January 01, @03:01PM (#4994562)
(http://web.lemuria.org/)
Ah, the classic "But they started it!" defense. That always works so well in the courts.

Nope, you read that wrong. I don't care who did it first, what I care about is what is being done.

Free speech does not give you the right to say whatever you want and damned be the consequences. It doesn't work that way.

It doesn't? If it carries consequences, then it ain't free speech. If that were the definition of free speech, then hey, you have a lot of free speech in, say, china. You can say whatever you want. They might kill you for it, but that's just the consequences, so it's still free speech, right?
Is that how you want it to work?

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    Re:Do not pass go, do not collect $200 (Score:2)
    by EvanED (569694) <mailto:evaned@netzeroEEE.net%20minus%20threevowels> on Wednesday January 01, @03:27PM (#4994690)
    "It doesn't? If it carries consequences, then it ain't free speech. If that were the definition of free speech, then hey, you have a lot of free speech in, say, china. You can say whatever you want. They might kill you for it, but that's just the consequences, so it's still free speech, right?
    Is that how you want it to work?"

    What the parent means is that you do not have the right to commit slander, libel, etc. Let's think of what absolute free speech means:

    -no perjury laws (or you wouldn't have free speech on the bench)

    -you can incite illegal actions--such as telling someone to kill someone--without reproach

    -you can shout 'fire' in a crowded theatre, probably leading to injuries an property damage and certainly leading to lost revenue for the theatre owner, and not be responsible even if it is just a prank

    This is not what the founding fathers and other governmental people intended when they wrote ratified the first amendment. They were trying to protect against censoring speech because of political messages. While parodies are of course protected, they cease to be protected when they cross the line to fradulent misrepresentation, and the Yes Men arguably did with their parody and certainly did when they sent links to journalists claiming that they represent Dow and were issuing a press release.
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      Re:Do not pass go, do not collect $200 (Score:2)
      by Tom (822) on Thursday January 02, @08:29AM (#4997929)
      (http://web.lemuria.org/)
      I'm well aware of the points you make.

      However, note that Dow has not (yet?) tried to sue the Yes Men. What they did do was shut them up. I don't mind if they drag them into a court and try to get damages. However, the Yes Men do have a right to say whatever they want to say, unless a court decides that they can't.

      The entire DMCA is a 1st Amendment violation, because it allows certain entities (copyright holders) to bar someone elses speech without a court trial.
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        Re:Do not pass go, do not collect $200 (Score:2)
        by Twirlip of the Mists (615030) <twirlipofthemists@yahoo.com> on Thursday January 02, @09:16AM (#4998169)
        (Last Journal: Friday December 27, @02:02PM)
        However, the Yes Men do have a right to say whatever they want to say, unless a court decides that they can't.

        Two things. First, no, they don't. As we've been repeating over and over in this discussion, there are lots of types of speech that are not lawful. Intentionally misrepresenting yourself to be something or someone that you are not for the purpose of defaming a third party is not lawful. They don't have the right to do that under any circumstance.

        Second, even if they did have a right to say what they said, nobody shut them up. What happened in this case is that Dow called on Verio to exercise their AUP to pull Thing.net's connection. Verio agreed that that was the right thing to do. Nobody went to Yes Men or Thing.net and said, "You can't say that." Rather, Verio went to them and said, "You can't say that using our connection because it's against our clearly defined AUP." There's nothing stopping any of these guys from getting their message out through another medium, until such time as Dow sues them for every last dime they have. Speech-- free or otherwise-- has not been impacted here at all.

        The entire DMCA is a 1st Amendment violation because it allows certain entities (copyright holders) to bar someone elses speech without a court trial.

        By that reasoning, libel laws are violations of the 1st amendment, because threatening a newspaper with a libel action can be enough to convince them to pull a reporter's story without a court trial. Your reasoning just doesn't hold up. Trademark and copyright violations are not lawful, even under the guise of free speech. The DMCA (now Title 17) provided remedies for people who are injured by a trademark or copyright violation. That's all.
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          Re:Do not pass go, do not collect $200 (Score:2)
          by Tom (822) on Thursday January 02, @01:51PM (#5000088)
          (http://web.lemuria.org/)
          here are lots of types of speech that are not lawful.

          And here I was thinking that it's the job of the courts to decide what's lawful and what not.

          By that reasoning, libel laws are violations of the 1st amendment,

          There is a fine difference here. The libel laws have, over time, been worked out so that they can be applied without what is called the "chilling effect". The DMCA has not.

          Verio did not have much of a choice in this matter. I work for an ISP, and I've been involved in our own DMCA discussions. The law is pretty clear that there is a definite procedure for the ISP to follow, and there is very little choice involved. You get a takedown notice, you take the site down. If your lawyers tell you anything else, please give me their number so I can put them in touch with our legal eagles (whom I'd love to convince otherwise).

          There is a "counter notification" option in the DMCA. However, from reading it my personal verdict is that it's a farce.

          There is a huge difference between DMCA takedown notices and harsh letters from a lawyer. The letter essentially says "if you do this, we will sue you". You still have a choice and can weigh your chances. A DMCA takedown notice requires you to do something, and with a deadline. You can ignore the lawyers letter. You can't ignore a DMCA takedown notice.

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            Re:Do not pass go, do not collect $200 (Score:2)
            by Twirlip of the Mists (615030) <twirlipofthemists@yahoo.com> on Thursday January 02, @02:04PM (#5000213)
            (Last Journal: Friday December 27, @02:02PM)
            And here I was thinking that it's the job of the courts to decide what's lawful and what not.

            Man, you need to do some remedial reading on how the US government works. The legislature decides what is and what is not lawful. They have, for example, decided that trademark infringement is against the law. The court, at the first level anyway, is only concerned with the facts of a case. The court will decide if what a person does is (again, for example) trademark infringement. The court will not express an opinion as to whether or not trademark infringement is against the law.

            To sum up: the legislature decides what the laws are, and the court decides whether a law has been broken based on the facts of the case. Okay?

            Verio did not have much of a choice in this matter.

            Of course not. What these guys were doing was clearly against Verio's AUP. Verio should not have had any choice in the matter. If they had, it would have made the whole AUP meaningless.
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              Re:Do not pass go, do not collect $200 (Score:2)
              by Tom (822) on Friday January 03, @04:44AM (#5004967)
              (http://web.lemuria.org/)
              I correct myself: The legislature writes the laws. However, in a civilized country, only a court can decide whether or not a specific event was against the law or not. That's the point: That you have the right to be heard by a court. No such luck with the DMCA.

              As for Verio: You missed the point by a mile. The AUP are something that Verio has written and that Verio can choose to enforce or not. Lots of choice there, and necessarily so. As I said, I work for an ISP. Our AUPs prohibit malicious activity. Part of my job is to decide which kind of attacks, hacking attempts and script-kiddie behaviour falls intot that category and which not. Lots of choice there.
              With a DMCA takedown notice, there is no such choice. I've been through the dance with our legal department. If you're an ISP in the USA, then the procedure is crystal clear and your choice is essentially reduced to whether you yank the site before or after lunch break.
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                Re:Do not pass go, do not collect $200 (Score:2)
                by Twirlip of the Mists (615030) <twirlipofthemists@yahoo.com> on Friday January 03, @10:07AM (#5006094)
                (Last Journal: Friday December 27, @02:02PM)
                However, in a civilized country, only a court can decide whether or not a specific event was against the law or not.

                Not exactly. In order to be valid, a law has to be specific. The law says which acts are prohibited. The purpose of a criminal trial is to determine facts: whether an event transpired as the prosecution alleges, or as the defense alleges.

                For example, let's say somebody ends up dead. Depending on the circumstances, the person responsible for the killing may or may not be a criminal. If the killer acted in self-defense, for example, then no crime was committed. For the different classes of criminal homicide, the law defines various criteria. If the killer did this, then the crime is first-degree murder. If the killer did that, then the crime is first-degree manslaughter. If the killer did the other thing, then the crime is criminally negligent homicide. And so on.

                The purpose of the trial will be to ascertain the facts of the case. The prosecution will say (for example) that the defendant killed the victim because he was sleeping with the defendant's wife. The defense will say that he defendant killed the victim in self defense because the defendant thought the victim was an intruder. (Or maybe they'll say that the defendant didn't do it at all. Whatever.)

                The jury, in the case of a jury trial, is responsible for deciding the facts. Did the defendant kill the victim or not? If so, did he intend to kill the victim? If so, did he plan the crime in advance? And so on.

                So the courts do not decide if a specific event was against the law; the law decides that in advance. The courts merely decide what happened, and apply the law accordingly.

                The AUP are something that Verio has written and that Verio can choose to enforce or not.

                Then what's the point of having an AUP? You can't choose whether or not to enforce a policy; that's arbitrary and unfair to your customers. You have to enforce a policy uniformly. Thing.net was violating Verio's AUP. Dow informed Verio of that, and so Verio had to pull the plug. Not because of the DMCA. Because of their own policy.

                Trying to make this about the DMCA is really stretching it. The complaint cited the DMCA, which simply says that ISP's can be liable in copyright infringement instances if they receive notice of an infringement and do not act on it. But the complaint also cited the Anti-Cybersquatting Consumer Protection Act and the Lanham Act. This isn't a DMCA case any more than it's a Lanham Act case.

                The important point is that Thing.net was violating Verio's AUP. Verio had no choice at all, and they did the right thing.
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