Some dull big corporate
company has changed it's name to "Monday". They make a site about it called
introducingmonday.com. However they forgot to register the co.uk one. So
someone else has registered it for
them and filled it full of crap. Ho ho.
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Freddy Woo
Badphotoshoppery claims to be a
celebration of 'poor graphics skills.' I think they're completely missing the
point - this stuff should be lauded, not mocked.
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Fraser
You know that wobbly
bit at the back of the throat? Why not peirce it? - bloody hell these are
extreme and unpleasant photos.
found by robThis man is
called Randy Bender - nothing more. You probably have to be English to find
this funny.
found by mrbongoHow
lesbian imagery is used to market products - interesting list of print and
TV ads. My favourite is the
Beefeater
gin advert. Beefeater? Amazed that they got away with that.
found by robSurely the cruellest of all sports? Someone must stop the awful
rise of
cat boxing.
found by Fraser
Have a little drink - celebrate Friday by
watching our animation of a tramp singing about drinking. We especially like the
bit at the end which was added by Weebl, a chappy on the b3ta board.
found by robIt's our 43rd
weekly newsletter - woo and indeed, yay. Huzzah, hoopla and general
rejoicing.
found by robThe Japanese seem
to excel at producing kittens animations, for some reason. The latest is a
strange yet cute marriage of flash and ascii.
found by Fraser
If you don't like the view
from your kitchen window, simply
build a magnificent cityscape
just outside. It looks best at night.
found by Fraser
I've watched this movie twice
and still don't really understand what's going on. It features pigs,
economic growth, and alludes to sex. It's also beautifully made.
(Quicktime).
found by FraserEver wanted to produce a spoof page in the style of CNN or
other major sites?
Reamweaver software
apparently makes this very easy indeed, although they probably can't do much
about the lawyers letters that will almost certainly follow...
found by FraserOh
dear - we've accidentally encouraged someone to submit fake reviews to
Amazon - b3ta reader JC writes, "I followed your link to the 'over-the-top'
reviews of David Hasselhoff's compilation album on Amazon that you currently
have posted on your site, and thought I'd add a review of my own. I was quite
surprised when they published it. It's the one entitled 'Spangling Muckchuck'
under the name 'Kim McKeown'. I hope it elicits a wry chuckle."
found by robEvery month,
armytank.com execute a defenceless
stuffed animal. This is barbarism at its very worst.
found by FraserCrap jet
fighter model made from a spliff - this is the work of B3ta reader Paul
Summers. Er... thanks Paul.
found by robAustin
Powers and the Powerpuffs in Octopuffy is not Enough - made by b3ta reader
Daniel DeFabio and features J-Lo, Mini-ME & Puff Daddy. To be honest the
references are too American for us UK minds to understand it, however it's very
nicely drawn so we're gonna link to it.
found by robCan you solve the
puzzle of this site? - b3ta reader Paul writes, "There is a purpose to this
site but I have left it down to you to find that out." We are stumped. Can you
do better?
found by robA
visual zoom from the biggest to the smallest objects in the universe - this
old but gold link is still a show stopper.
found by robAmerican B3ta
Party (29th Jun 2002) - board member Captain Kimbo is holding a B3ta day out
at Disneyland. If you are from that neck of the woods and fancy a day out then
make sure you register interest at his website.
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Kimbo
Two polar bears. One million
nine hundred thousand square kilometers of frozen arctic wilderness. Where are
they?
Track them live on the
web.
found by Fraser
Ladies with odd hair - we
really like the before and after pictures at the bottom of the page.
found by rob
Do you (uk) people notice the
stuff about BT Broadband this
week? This
adsl guide also looks cool. Forgive me
if this is all old news...
found by pepWhile we're on an art tip, I so want some of
these Escher paving
stones.
found by pepthink you're an artist? Not until you've made pictures out of
beans and cropsfound by pep
Huzzah! It's the weekly B3ta
Newsletter - we think this one rocks. It's called Football Vs Art. And if
you don't like it then you smell of wee wee.
found by rob
Anatomically Correct Teddy
Bear - you can pull all it's guts out. Designed to help communicate to a
frightened child what surgery is about. Would have scared the shit out of
me.
found by robEskimos
have over 500 words for snow, and I have over 500 words for Hasselhoff being
FANTASTIC - the reviews at Amazon for David Hasselhoff are suprisingly
enthusiastic.
found by Dan
For god's sake someone buy me
a
pixter so
I can pretend it's a Palm pilot and have more fun in meetings than everyone
else.
found by pepGot a blog? Want to be a journalist? Maybe you need special
lessons in
blogging then.
found by pepThis
young lady is selling her soul on Ebay - if you are rich and stupid then
please help add to her student grant. Currently the price is £50, we wonder if
it'll get any higher? (EDIT: The price reached over £100,000, and Ebay have
taken it down.)
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