DEMOS IN THE HOUSE
See what the k-demo scene posse is up to right here. A full appreciation of some of these materials require that you spent inordiante amounts of time hunkered over your Amiga in the mid-90's.

Supah sekret knowledge for da illuminati, boeh.

KILL EL ROY
Stick it to the man in a totally harmless, ineffectual way while gently caressing the egos of a bunch of artsy wannabes who think that this shit is somehow "meta-" (insert word de jour) or "post-" (insert picture of easter bunny).

Kill!!

brothomSTATES ep OUT SOON!
The k.assault on the sensimillative and psylocibic world of rave-trolling, drug-taking musical no-goodniks continues apace with the efforts of Lassi Nikko aka brothomSTATES or however it's spelled today... the new ep QTIO is out nowWarp.

ART OF ORGANISING
The truth is we wouldn't know Organised if it sat on our face and wiggled its ass...but for some reason we are still involved in this thing:
k-organisizing
The Art of Organising.

TABULA.KATASTRO.FI
We are also taking steps to make sure there will be useless pretentious posers around to annoy the hell out of you after all of us are dead:

tabula.katastro.fi

Now you can learn from the best, baby. Come on! Vogue!!

OVUCA.COM
Get to know the world of Ovuca. It's late. I'm listening to his brand of chirp. I feel dislocated and everyone across the street has ugly-ass curtains. Here's a toast to Ovuca and his boom blaster. I love that word, I surely do.

THE YES MEN INVADE FINLAND
They were kind enough to hang out with the k-posse while stopping off to make a bunch of Ph.D's in Tampere look like utter jackasses.

Go here and weep, you neo-liberal IT-freak.

More fun with corp.morons...feel the pain, you corporate lackey.

R.H. MUDDAHUMPIN' D.
The crack research team dedicated to exploring the connection between computers, stupidity and inebriation are at it again....them redhill drunks is ready to soil your life.

Now, go wash your hands, son...and let this be our little secret.

FEATURED ARTIST
The current top-half twist comes to you courtesy of minna.

Beware the electrons, earthling.

i@k: 150 SATISFIED CUSTOMERS
The i@katastro.fi mailing list hit the 150 members mark on the 06th of July. We strive to be like Mikko Alatalo, who according to the regional newspapers in Mikkeli is so out he's in. We believe them, slavishly.

But, seriously, have you people naught better to do than yammer on about pretentious, viral art? Shame on the bourgeoisie...

SOME GOLDEN OLDIES
My how time flies when your new media company is floundering. Just so history doesn't pass your busy ass by, here's some golden oldies:

2000.katastro.fi : yesterday's futures
area.katastro.fi : off-line version

JOIN katastro.fi?
Now that the new eConomic miracle is done pissing in your ocular and your stock options are lining the outhouse walls at your cottage in Äetsä, why not take time out to indulge your artistic pretensions? It's so easy.

BUNDOLO PEOPLE!!
See what's cooking at the funkiest club in town this summer. Bundolo is here. Coming up: The songs of Mårtenson, Fat Beat and the resident hipsters

SPLASH ELVIS
::: the splash iironized :::