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Contest of the Fucking Century

Okay limpdickz...it's time for the greatest contest in the history of sportz entertainment

Normally, the good folks here at VinceRusso.com would run a Nitro preview or something boring like that. NOT THIS TIME.

In the history of professional wrestling, there has never been a contest of such grandeur and spectacle as the one we now present to you. So with that...let us get to the details. The rules are simple. The contest is open to anyone.

To win, all you have to do is describe in detail any act that World Championship Wrestling has conducted illegally. We'll judge the best one...

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Contest of the Fucking Century

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