Iron Mike's Sites

The Jar-Jargonizer (made me feel better) http://www.hit-n-run.com/jarjar.html

John Kennedy Jr. Jokes (now this is relevant coverage) http://www.deathsucks.com/jokes/johnkennedy.html

The Black Peoples' Prison Survival Guide http://www.cs.oberlin.edu/students/pjaques/etext/prison-guide.html

Polygamy.com (more wives=more barbecuing) http://www.polygamy.com/

The Alternative English Dictionary (what's so alternative about it?) http://www.notam.uio.no/~hcholm/altlang/ht/English.html

Bastard Nation (fun with bastards) http://www.bastards.org/fun/

Trenchcoat.org (this is what I'll wear) http://www.trenchcoat.org/

Mullets Galore (these are some of my targets) http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/Studios/9195/mullets2.html

Pimpdaddy.com (Ghetto Man's favorite web site) http://www.pimpdaddy.com/

Microshaft Winblows 98 http://www.winblows.com/

All Nude Teen Stick Figures (almost Scores) http://www.jelloboy.com/teens

Jennifer Love Hewitt Quotes http://pages.whowhere.com/entertainment/hatejennifer/quotes.html

The School of Satan (hacked by Ricky Schroder) http://rcip.com/aenima7/sos.htm

Iron's Book (buy one today!!!) http://www.theironmike.com/orderform/

Jar Jar Torture Engine (get him, not me) http://www.hecklers.com/jarjartorture/jarjartorture.html

Day-Dream.com (what the fuck?) http://day-dream.com/

Little People Picture Gallery (Mini-Mike jerks off here) http://www.turtlethought.com/gallery/takeone/

R TM Ark (they'll make it happen) http://rtmark.com/

Infiltration.org (going places you're not supposed to go) http://www.infiltration.org/

Blind Wino (he smells like sherry) http://www.blindwino.com/

AfroSquad (dese homeys know!) http://afrosquad.com/

The 5 Unruly Janitors (cleaning up after the fallen) http://www.5unruly.com/

Weenie Babies (Beanies with big dicks) http://www.pacifictrades.com/wbframeset.html

Sidehatch: The Unofficial Tenacious D Web Site (Love the D!!!) http://www.sidehatch.com/

Wookie Theatre (where the fuck was Chewie???) http://www.toshistation.com/wookie.htm

Liberated Christians Swing and Polyamory Resource Center (Jesus fucked!) http://www.libchrist.com/

Black Hairy Tongue (tasty!) http://www.mayohealth.org/mayo/askphys/ww5rn83.htm

Trooper Clerks (Star Wars meets Clerks) http://www.studiocreations.com/trooperclerks/

Celebrity Morgue (this is where they'll find me) http://www.celebritymorgue.com

The Wiener Girls (I wish I was an Oscar Mayer Wiener) http://www.wienergirls.com/

Fame Whore (could have been one of my students) http://www.famewhore.com

The Dull Men's Club (these guys want me to become a member) http://www.dullmen.com/

Troma (tell Lloyd and Michael to watch their asses) http://www.troma.com/

The Recliners at Amazon (buy this fucking album) http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/B000005CJU/

Adbusters (be a culture jammer) http://www.adbusters.org/main/index.html

University of Bums on Seats (high education) http://www.cynicalbastards.com/ubs/

The Underground Origami Page (orgasmgami) http://lynx.neu.edu/z/zbrown/ug.html

Stress Relief Aquarium (tormenting fish is better than killing) http://www.thewax.com/thewax/currents/fishtank_02/

How To Masturbate (wisdom from The Onion) http://www.theonion.com/onion3514/howtomasturbate.html

Assassins (blow 'em away!) http://www.newgrounds.com/assassin/index.html

White Trash Cafe (am I wrong to think this is funny?) http://www.whitetrashcafe.com/

Start Smoking: A Self Help Guide http://www.magdanetic.com/magdazine/smokeframe2.html

My Malt Liquor Diary (Forty Ounces To Inebriation) http://www.mindspring.com/~downtime/malt.html

Skinema: Dermatology in the Cinema http://itssrv1.ucsf.edu/~vcr/index.html

Simply Porn (banned Palm parody) http://www.mindspring.com/~tgasperak/simplyporn/

Jews For Jerry (Yids for Springer) http://www.thetp.com/jerry.htm

Cheese Wars (dairy detonation) http://www.cheesewars.com/speed/speedhome.htm

SmallPenis.org (little dick = excessive hair) http://www.smallpenis.org/

 

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