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Will the Real WTO Please Stand Up?
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By Jerry Useem, January
2002 Issue |
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If you
see a World Trade Organization spokesman behaving
oddly--saying strange things about trade or wearing an
inflatable golden phallus--don't be confused. It's
probably just Andy Bichlbaum, the WTO impostor.
An American living in France, Bichlbaum, 35, belongs
to the Yes Men, an anti-globalization group devoted to
"representing the WTO more honestly than they represent
themselves." Two years ago the group took control of the
Web address gatt.org, where it put up a home page nearly
identical to the WTO's. Because it is easily mistaken
for the real thing, the Yes Men receive a steady stream
of e-mails intended for the WTO--including speaking
invitations. Bichlbaum is only too happy to oblige.
Last summer, for instance, he was invited to speak at
a textiles conference in Tampere, Finland. Presenting
himself as the WTO's Dr. Hank Hardy Unruh, he praised
slavery, decried Ghandi, and called the American Civil
War "the least profitable war" in U.S. history. Then he
stripped down to reveal a skin-tight body suit, pulled a
ripcord, and inflated a three-foot-long phallus. This
was the "Employee Visualization Appendage," he
explained, a device to allow managers to control workers
through electronic impulses. Bichlbaum has also
"represented" the WTO at an international law conference
in Salzburg, Austria, and on CNBC Europe last summer,
advocating "justice vouchers" for "countries that commit
heinous human rights violations, but want to stop." He
says he plans to strike again this spring, "somewhere in
Oceania."
Fed up, the WTO recently demanded the Yes Men remove
"deceptive" copyrighted materials from its Website. But
when the WTO posted a warning about the hoax on its home
page, a tweaked version soon appeared on gatt.org. "A
fake WTO Website--www.wto.org--has been created to
deceive Internet users," it read. "The only official WTO
site is www.gatt.org."
--Jerry Useem
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