DIANE THE AMERICAN SWIMMER
SHE SWIMS FOR YOU

ON MARS!!!!!

UMMM.... What IS GOing ON!!??!! Don't let CHINa And RUSSIa take ouR PLAnet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT IS URgent That aLL AMericanS SUPport THIS MIssion TO MARs. PLEase join the campAIGN to keeP MARS AMERiCAN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DIANE THE AMERICAN SWIMMER

IS ON HER WAY TO MARS!!!!!

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President Bush announcing plans for MARS landing, "If anyone should swim on Mars, it should be an American... and I am told we have just the swimmer to do it!!!!"

AnY Way, LeT"S KEEP Focus ON WHat is reALLY iimortant!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SOMETIMES all I THINk ABOUT is MARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And LIKE, what it willl be like when it is full of Americans...

POSSIBLE SITE FOR SWIM ON MARS

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MARS

The future of swimming!

The future of colonization!

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I sPent a FEW MONTHS AT NASA HEADQUARTERS. RIGHT NOW, WE ARE IN THE PROCESS OF TESTING OUT GEAR FOR ME TO USE ON MARS.

CLICK HERE FOR IMAGES OF MY NASA ISSUED BATHING SUIT, AND TEST SPACE CAP.

CLICK HERE for more images of my visit to mission control!!!!

AFTer RealIZING how MUCH SNOw is ON MARS,NASA decIDED I shoulD trAIN in THE NORth. THEy FounD ME a NICe COllEGE in NEW ENGland WHERE i CAn Thnk about MElting SNOw ON MARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

IMPORTANT UPDATE FROM BUSH ABOUT WHAT SCIENTISTS THINK OF MY MISSION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SOME BEHIND THE SCENES DETAILS OF THE BIG ANNOUNCEMENT:

I met with President Bush right before the press conference, announcing the mission to swim on MARS. I was totally surprised by his visit!

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President Bush calling me to serve.

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President Bush getting aquainted with my credentials.

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Hey, you know what!??!? I am also sometimes on TV and in the paper. Did you read about me??!? DID YOU MISS THE SHOW? CLICK HEREand you can see what you missed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hey WE have aLready started planning the cabana area!!! CLICK HEREto see what it's all about>>> It is kind of top secret, but you can meet the designer!!!!!!!!!!!!

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.hello!!! welcome to my NEW! weB LOG.................................................



TODAY THATS, MARCH 29!!!!!... MARS IS OURS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I JUST CANNOT BELIEVE THAT RUSsia AND ChinA think THAT THEY CAN JUst GO to MARS!!!!!!! LIkE, Don'T ThEY HAVE TO GET perMISSION!?????!?!??!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?? MARS is DEFInitelY part OF THE USA. WE cAN"T let anYBODY ElsE thinK that IT ISN't... DOes ThaT meaN THEy ARe AskING the PRESIDenT TO BE ABLE TO VISIT OUR PLANeT???! I WILL FINd OUT iF thAT is TRUE. AND IF It IS I migHT HAVE to COMplAIN A Little Bit!!!!!!! LIKE, BY THE WAY, WE Don'T neeD ANYONE"S HELP ON MarS!!!!! MARS Is OURS!!!!!! RiGHT?!?!??!


TODAY is MARCH 16... CHECK it OUT WOW!!!!!!!!!!


THere IS Like SOOOOO muCH watER On Mars WE JUST havE to MELT it.....
AND WE ARE REALLY REALLY good at at MElting PolaR ICE CAPS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HI Out THerE!!
I SWIM FOR You!!!


TODAY THATS, DECEMBER 17... OF COURSE WE ShouLD BRIng TELEScoPES to MARS

I, LIKE DonT UNDErSTAnd WHAT IS WROng WITH KEepING An EYE on EveRYTHIng ON EARTh
ANd NOOOOO!! I am not GOing to BE a SPY on MArs!
WHAt is wrong with taking Pictures of everything!?? ITS NOt Like WE DON't DO it Already!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HOW DO you THINK I FINd ALL of THE GREat SWimming PLaces!!????!!
THAt DOESnt MAKE me A SPY, I am JUST A cuRIOUS SWIMMER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BettER Make SURE you Are KEeping the POOL Clean! I am Watching you!!!! HA HA!


TODAY THATS, OCTOBER 25... CHECK OUT MARS!!!!!!


THE Planet is SO beautiful in the night sky in OCTober.
maybe YOU thinK it is a REALLY REALLY Big Star, but really it isnt
I EVEN had a DREaMabout Swimming on MARs!!!!!
DOnt forget to DREam!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DOnt forget to LOOK UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


TODAY THATS, SEPTEMER 25... BY THE WAY, DOLPHINS ARE NOT COMING WITH ME TO MARS...


IT IS TRue that the NAvy is training dolpHins to proteCT us... But THEY ARE NOt swimming on MARS with ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That RUMOR is TOTALLY not true.
I KNOW that youre thinKing that it used to be a Rumor about the NAvy having dolphins in it...SO maybE that I am not Telling The truth!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BUT rEALLY... I am Like HOnest Abe or KOOL KARLRove, or GEorge"I cannot tell A lie" wasHINGTON
I tOTALLY wouldn't lie to you about this.
YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I mean, I definITELY train sometimes with DOLPhins... they are aWEsome swimmers. BUT NAvy Dolphins are sharpshooters, anD I am only an AQUANAUT>>>>


TODAY THATS, AUGUST 30... EVERYONE SHOULD LEARN TO SWIM!!!!!!!!!


HEy I TAlked to PResident Bush today.
He agrees that really, we need to be more prepared for disasters.
If EVERYone could swim, I DONT think there would be so Much drowning.............................................................................
President Bush thinks we shoud all take swimming lessons.
I tOTALLY AGREE.
YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I mean, it is sad that the hurricane is causing to many problems, but think about.
It is really a good lesson for all of us, how important it is for AMERICans to be ABLE to swim>>>>


TODAY THATS, AUGUST 12... CHECK OUT THE MARS PROBE!!!!!!


HEy WE LAunched THe PRobe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
IT IS GOING to MAP out ALL OF The WATer ON MARS.
I AM preTTY Sure WE Have the best equIPMENT.
ONCE WE MAP THE PLANET
WE WILL go UP and BUild the Mars Cabana
YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ALso, A big THANKS to EILEEN for lEtting me hold the steering wheel of the shuttle. THAT was rEally neat.
I just want TO say THat NO it ISNT TRue That I landed the Shuttle... THat was All EILeen. I mean really, I HAVE WAy way to much aquanaut training to THINK ABOUT>>>>


TODAY THATS, JULY 12... HEY IT is THAT KOOKY GUY, Buckminster FULLERS"S bIrthday!!!

HE WOUld Be 110 today!
YAYYYYYY for the GEodesic DOME!
I AKsed ITTY if he liked THE DOME
HE got worried tHat we MIGht be using IT For the CAbana Design
DON"T worry ITTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WE Love yourDESIGN!

REMEMBER, IT'S IMPORTANT TO HAVE GOALS IN LIFE!

LOOK AT ME, I AM GOING TO MARS!

ALMOST!!!!! RIBBONS!!!!
SOMEDAY... CATS

I COULDN'T HAVE DONE IT WITHOUT MY FANS!!!

INTERESTING FACTS ABOUT DIANE:

PEOPLE DRAW PICTURES OF ME!!!
WHAT I WOULD WEigh ON MARS: fory one point something pounds!!!!

Very Favorite SWIMMER: LYNNE COX
favorite color: BEIGE!
favorite TV show:MYTH QUEST!
(I ALSO LIKE ANYTHING WITH MELISSA GILBERT , NOT JUST BECAUSE I READ EVERY LITTLE HOUSE BOOK, WHICH I DID, AND ONCE TRIED TO GROW A PUMPKIN LIKE IN FARMER BOY, BUT ALSO BECAUSE SHE IS IN SOME OTHER GOOD MOVIES TOO... LIKE SYLVESTER.)

favorite animal: CATS, ESPECIALLY MAUDE

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MY DEAD CAT

favorite sport to play: SWIMMING, OBVIOUSLY.

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more stuff about diane the american swimmer:

ARe you like me? Do you think that every single dog is dumb?????!!!!!Welll, we might be wrong about one of them...

THis is Funny...
A FAVORITE FROM DIANE'S KITCHEN

Do you have a secret celebrity crush:> !?!

(I MET HIM TWICE!!)

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BY THE WAY, DON'T EAT MEAT!!!

CHECK IT OUT!!!

Diane The American Swimmer Says:

Have fun...but stay out of the Sun!

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