>>In Conversation - amsterdam chatlog

The following is an excerpt from the chatlog for the Amsterdam installation of In Conversation in May 1998
It is a record of the text sent to Amsterdam from computers around the world
It represents one side of the conversation and many different authors.

"hmmm"
"hello"
"Pam and Joy here spinning out in the centre (Central Australia) that is..."
"anyone there?"
"OM MANI PADME HUM"
"REMEMBER TIBET"
"LOVE YOURSELF"
"ELEVATE "
"OM MANI PADME HUM"
"NOVUS ORDO SECLORUM"
"TIBET"
"NOVUS ORDO SECLORUM"
"always take the weather with you"
"KOBALT IS YOUR BIGGEST BROTHER"
"GET READY FOR THE MOTHERSHIP"
"blah balh"
"hello"
"hello, can you hear me?"
"you have an earth loop in the audio!"
"the mains hum is getting a bit annoying"
"Hi willem how are you"
"who is there, where are you?"
"oi!"
"Hi! this is Leah from Perth Western Australia"
"On a sunny day in London I am wondering how you arein Amsterdam "
"ship"
"ship"
"hello"
"Greetings from London. Are you ready?"
"Hello Susan"
"It's Judith in Artec"
"I can see you. I can hear you. Not much happening"
"time to pray"
"Time to go. Good luck"
"it rains in my car, someone broke in last night."
"hello"
"hello"
"hello, my name is Misja Lacet, who are you"
"how much is "a while""
"hello, my name is Misja Lacet, who are you"
"this is the voice of God"
"who are you"
"do you here me"
"the virgin mary is among us"
"my love is for Michelle"
"why will she not love me back"
"whats going on"
"hello, my name is Misja, who are you?"
" hi"
"who are you???????"
"Listen to me!!!!"
"hallo hallo"
"where the fuck are you ali???"
"hllo hllo hllo"
"speak speak, listen, listen, speak speak!!"
"Is God, alive?"
"--More--
Riskable"
"hallo, can you hear me!!!"
"hallo, hallo hallo!!!"
"ali, do you hear me!!!!"
"wave baby!!!"
"wah ahh, ahh wah zooopcsh"
"can you make some noise???"
"en hoe was ik???"
"ali do you hear me, ali do you hear me, ali do you hear me, ali do you hear me????"
"and do you hear me, and do you hear me, and do you hear me??????"
"ali can you make some noise, ali can you make some noise????"
"please dance for me, please dance for me, please dance for me!!!!"
"please tALK TO ME, PLEASE TALK TO ME, PLEASE TALK TO ME!!!"
"I like the way you dress, I like the way you dress!!!"
"come on and talk to me, I am waiting for you!!!"
"dont be so shy, dont be so shy!!!"
"I can see you, but you cant see me!!!"
"shall we go and drink a coffe?"
"hello, my name is Misja, who are you?"
"hello, my name is Misja, who are you?"
"whats the matter with you, you look so pale!!!"
"you look like my mother!"
"hello"
"good god"
"oh my god"
"what are you thinking"
"hello"
"talk to me"
"who are you"
"hello I'm in Wolverhampton"
"why are you here?"
"love your pants"
"i can see all, I can hear all....I am god!"
"good god"
"good golly miss molly"
"gI am here in the church can you see me?"
"Could you close the door, please?"
"so what arte you up to tonight?"
"what are you?"
"Hello, what time is it there"
"what is an avatar?"
"what would it take tooseduce you, right here, right now??"
"I sound like a moron with his false teeth out"
"what would it take to seduce you, right here, right now??"
"what are the reasons for speaking?"
"I sound like a moron with his false teeth out"
"do a little dance for me? aw, come on!"
"speaking skews the action"
"speaking skews t"
"show me your best move. hot stuff!"
"Get a dentist"
"Aloha from Hawaii...will you come and talk to me?"
"ah, the deafening noise of anti-sex..."
"Help"
"Hoi"
"Fuck"
"hello who are you?"
"what are you?"
"Talk to me"
"what are you?"
"I'm lost, a lost soul"
"ET phone home"
"Please stop and talk to me. I am in Hawaii."
"blah blah blah"
"Eech been a Berleener"
"What is your name?"
"Wilfred"
"I am a journalist"
"On The Amstel"
"I like you"
"My name is Bruce. I am in Hawaii."
"ho ho ho"
"Hello"
"Eech been a berleener"
"hi i am here"
"My name is David. I live in Los Altos Hills, California"
"What is your name?"
"Nobody lovers me"
"who are you? where ? "
"I am here where are you?"
"Stop and talk to us, "
"hi i am here, talk to me"
"peevee and io are lonesome today"
"boo to a goose"
"Help me "
"Aloha from Hawaii"
"getr me a drink"
"hello"
"is anybody there"
"Brond"
"talk to me please"
"anything at all"
"hello avana"
"Stop and talk to us%"
"oops I mean ivana"
"My name is brond"
"My name is Bruce. What is yours?"
"zeg maar iets"
"hi come back NOW"
"James brond"
"kom binnen"
"If you answer me, I can hear you."
"Welcome back, girl"
"heee heee hee"
"Talk to me"
"Talk to me"
"Pretty please with sugar on top"
"Say something"
"nevertheless I managed to find you"
"What is your name? My name is Bruce. I am in Hawaii right now."
"Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii"
"If you answer me I can hear you.,"
"Haaaaaaaaaaaaaallloooooooooooooo"
"how are you doing there?"
"Say something"
"Aloha"
"Alooooooha"
"touch my lips and you gonna feel like heven"
"My name is Magnum"
"My name "
"My name is Magnum"
"Magnum, you idiot"
"I'm outthere. You want to follow me?"
"rain"
"hee hee hee"
"I can always surprise you."
"are you haveing a good time?"
"WEt wet wet wet wet wet"
"I can even make you happy!"
"WEt wet wet wet wet wet"
"I`m singing in the rain"
"Susan, are you there?"
"Susan i love you i love you i love you"
"I am singing in the rain"
"will you marry me pleeeeeeease"
"IMy name is magnum"
"more lips for more kisses."
"MY NAME IS MAGNUM MAGNUM MAGNUM"
"susan come back to me"
"yES"
"read my lips. I'm sending you a sign."
"vibeke vibeke vibeke"
"hONOLULU HONOLULU HONOLULU"
"and now for some real action."
"nICE CHURCH, NICE CHURCH, NICE CHURCH"
"DO NOT GO AWAY"
"i AM THE ALPHA AND THE OMEGA"
"imagine, you are in a real deep sea and there is this..."
"God is love. Love is God"
"hello?"
"sorry from holland"
"Hello from the United States"
"Hi my name is John"
"susan, are you absolutely happy?"
"John Morton. I think I spoke to you when you were ont he street in England"
"Pasadena"
"Connecticut"
"Okay, lekker ding"
"if you are not you are going to be."
"Are you the artist"
"What language is most commonly spoken in Amsterdam?"
"Hello creator"
"Berlin is not Germany."
"I was wondering if there would be a language barrier"
"Thank you fot using at&t"
"Come again"
"What is that sound?"
"What was that sound?"
"Berlin is not Germany."
"How is the wheather over there?"
"What time is it in Amsterdam right now?"
"hello"
"This is John from Connecticut, United States"
"wwwooooooooooaaaaaaaeeeeeee"
"eeeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyyyaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii"
"ppppppppreeeeeeeeennnnnnnnfddddddddd"
"jjjjjdssssssskeeeeeeiifffffflllllllllwwwwwwwiiiiiiiiiiiii"
"oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo"
"hallo"
"Hello from the United States"
"ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo"
"hello strangers"
"hello strangers"
"ok go to get something to eat"
"susan are you still there?"
"Come to Hawaii...the weather is beautiful here."
"london is watching you"
"hello there, how are you today?"
"hey guys.. what are you doing?"
"where are you"
"hello"
"where are you"
"hello from niagra falls"
"david can see you"
"can anyone hear me"
"hello niagra falls this is london"
"how are you doing amsterdam"
"i am odie from niagra falls"
"Amsterdam seems disinterested"
"who are you in niagara falls"
"you are right no one will talk"
"i am from niagra falls new york are you from london"
"please adjust it, it looks better"
"hello that sounds good"
"who can sing "
"hello i am odie from niagra falls"
"i am odie from niagra falls what is your name"
"ok sue good bye"
"keep dry, stay out of the nasty rain"
"what kind of horn is that "
"is it raining hard"
"good bye amsterdam, i will go if no one will talk"
"hello"
"Hello, I am eric from south carolina"
"Is anyone there"
"My name is eric houston, and I live in south carolina in the southern united states"
"Is anyone ther to speak with me"
"I can see you all very well."
"I sure wish someone would talk to me. What is your name"
"hey you there."
"Once again I am eric houston from south carolina. "
"I'll be back later. Jesus loves you all."
"hi"
"bye, bye for now. hope to see you all again real soon."
"susan collins is brilliant"
"Hi, I would like to be where you are."
"hello to you "
"sirob"
"I am the man in the moon!"
"Hello have a good day"
"Hello have a good day"
"hi"
"location"
"hi"
"hello from San Diego."
"Hello from San Diego, California."
"i'm ready to be raped"
"this is a live message from spray network"
"where is god"
"London calling"
"fefe"
"where is the real video?"
"where is the real video?"
"where is the video?"
"where is the video? its not working"
"London calling"
"tim and I are here in london trying to hear ourselves pray...where is god ?"
"is anybody there......talk to MEEEEEEEE"
"alex this is susan, from London...its working now!!! you can relax...but the speech is very slow what do you think?"
"alex this is susan, from London...its working now!!! you can relax...but the speech is very slow what do you think?"
"alex this is susan, from London...its working now!!"
"alex this is susan, from London...its working now!!"
"alex alex alex alex come and talk to me!"
"its so lonely here in this box"
"alex its susan here, its working now"
"was that jemima I saw passing by?"
""
"why's art always presented futile?"
"In conversation"
""
"hello there:-)"
"Hello there!"
"im trying to get through isnt easy..."
"and im still waiting for the real audio too..."
"ha ha ha"
"the real player window isn't working, but this seems to be"
"gegregreses"
"He Djinn What's Up!"
"Sod Off Motherfuckers"
"123456789"
"Djinn And Micjielk"
"i love you"
"I like animal sex"
"Milo, what's up?"
"ty3w4m7y56e7,65dkmn75y64y6"
"Hi Guys?"
"I wanna see hookers!"
"fyt24u07mv8[94qm9m9qtmq9mqaqvt[99q8qt94w/sjpek]mebtebt45t1b15rb154561b6615nb65n75en56hr6e6ji5tvt94pc4958;55ov[t54u54wt54t54w54wtv54t"
"fuck you in the ass. and i think this dit is in het nederland een bericht voor marc bensdorp de grote "
"hi"
"hi"
"hello dudes"
"hello there"
"hello trhere"
"hello please say something to me"
"hello hello this is ken in london "
"hey you come back"
"Hello this is Amsterdam"
"They just pas"
"Hello whos calling from england"
"hello amsterdam. this is ken in london"
"this is ken in london calling"
"Hi Martin"
"i am in london...northwest london"
"Its nice to see you"
"thank you for welcome. very good voice"
"i will leave it to someone else now. goodbye from london"
"MArtin, go home"
"hahahahahahahaha"
"hi"
"who are you"
"aaaaaauaasaa.guaa5agagaaadgaaagaaaaagaaaahaaaaaaaaaagaaagggggaaaaaagaaauaaaaaagadgAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGAAAAAAAAAAAAAGAAAAAG*AAAAGAAAGAAA.AAAA}AAHAAAAAKA<<<GGAAAGAAAAGAAHGAAA*******AAAAAAGAAAAGAA"
"13321"
"hold it, come back"
"What you three like to do"
"speak to me please say something to me"
"Are you in for sex"
"Nice jacket"
"hey"
"Who's there"
"come back"
"listen to me"
"talk to me please"
"who are you"
"HELP ME PLEASE"
"who are you"
"talk to me"
"i'm john"
"hi, nice to meet you"
"i'm from new york"
"i can see and hear you"
"it may take a while"
"where are you going"
"dont go away"
"ouch"
"hi"
"stop"
"who are you"
"i can see you"
"fuck you"
"tell me you name"
"heeeeeeeee"
"BRRRRRRRRRRRR"
"come on love. give us a kiss"
"come back"
"hey"
"who are you"
"i can see you"
"please. talk to me"
"having a good time?"
"what time is it"
"i want a big kiss"
"stop"
"hi"
"you are life on the internet"
"come to me"
"talk to mummy"
"mummy wants a kiss"
"HEY YOU"
"hi there"
"nice car"
"want some fun"
"ouch!"
"i want some action"
"come here"
"let's talk"
"you are life on the internet"
"hi"
"hey. i want to have some fun here"
"hi"
"stop right here"
"ouch"
"hi"
"who are you"
"hi"
"wanna have some fun"
"pleas talk to me"
"i can see you"
"stop right now"
"having fun?"
"hi"
"talk to me"
"whats your name?"
"heloooooh"
"tell me your name"
"come here"
"i want to talk to you"
"you are life on the inter net"
"let's have a talk"
"hoe gaat het"
"talk to me"
"stop"
"it may take a while"
"whats your name"
"you are life on the internet alan"
"harharhar"
"stop"
"talk to me"
"i love you"
"lets have a talk"
"it may take a while"
"buy busy busy"
"won't anyone talk to me/"
"hey you"
"what's up"
"hi guys"
"brrrrrooooooom"
"brrrrrrrrrrrrrrr"
"im ready"
"hi"
"ouch"
"youre life on the internet"
"please talk to me"
"que passa?"
"ik ben geil"
"ik ben gile"
"ben jij gile?"
"hey do you want to have some???"
"hey here"
"Hello! I love you all."
"hi i'm back"
"please wait a while"
"hmmmmmm"
"hi"
"how are you"
"hey. let's talk"
"you'r life ont the inter net"
"are you ok???"
"i am lonely!"
"does anyone want to have a good time?"
"hey john!"
"how are you"
"ever had the feeling you are being watched?"
"you are being watched"
"hml hml hml"
"hemehl"
"blah blah blah b;ah"
"i'm bored"
"don't look at the window, look at mee"
"i'm horny"
"are you looking for some action?"
"do you want to talk"
"hey"
"who are you"
"Hey john"
"another john smith"
"why do'nt you talk to me and make me happy?"
"I'm lonely."
"on your way to a bar?"
"I would like to come with you"
"who are you"
"hey mac!"
"speak to me"
"you are life on television"
"I am johnny"
"don't laugh. Just say something"
"I feel lonely."
"Don't walk past me. I want to talk to you"
"i am johnny, and twenty-one years old. I am from alabama"
"let's have a beer"
"is it still raining?"
"My name is Mike the tarantula man. Can you tell me your name? Please. I love this computer and Internet and I love to talking to the world. So tell me do you like tarantulas. And don't let me forget to tell you I'm from Saginaw Michigan in the usa. bYE FOR NOW."
"susan?"
"let's have some action"
"I am a twenty four year old brunette and like horseriding. I would like to spend some time with you. Do you want to talk to me?"
"great. what's your name? I'm debby"
"so ehm. Tell me a joke"
"tell me a joke"
"please?"
"hey you. tell me a joke"
"hey. whats your name"
"i'm mac"
"are you shy"
"are you shy, jenny"
"so let's talk"
"where are you form?"
"great. I'm from chicago"
"i am a bit slow tonight"
"don't go away"
"where are you going"
"no. please stay"
"i am not a computer"
"waht was that?"
"I am sarah"
"I am fine"
"who are you"
"love your jacket"
"love your coat"
"what's the colour of your eyes"
"i am blond"
"do you like blond. dont go"
"its so nice talking to you"
"i can see you. ican hear you"
"i cannot smell you"
"i am on the internet"
"do you like me?"
"dont look at the window"
"look at the floor"
"I'm there"
"kiss me please"
"Fire it up."
"kiss me on my mouth"
"what was you name again?"
"i am here on the floor"
"Come again?"
"Can you hear me."
"would you like to ask me a question?"
"do not go home please"
"yes"
"Show us some pussy."
"Show us some pussy."
"fuck you"
"dont be a bore"
"lets have some action here. "
"i would like to go out. Whre shall we go? who's speaking there? Do you want to come with me?"
"hellooohoooo"
"anyone there?"
"had a nice time tonight?"
"hey"
"i can guess where you are going"
"hey. i am lonely up here. please talk to me. I am a twenty four year old blond form San francisco. Was that an ambulance??"
"cool. what are you doing tonight?"
"Oh come on. talk to me. Shall I tell you a secret?"
"well, I guess not. Let's talk about the wether"
"do you now a good joke?"
"are you having fun tonight? I would advise you to go to the street on the left hand side for some action"
"Hey! I am talking to you. Wanna have a beer with me?"
"is that the police?"
"who the hell are you go away"
"hey! Do not touch the window"
"i am calling nine one one"
"who's in the car"
"if you have a problem, let me know. I can help"
"Get in the car and leave"
"so. That's sorted. Now let's have some fun"
"I am barbara form L. A"
"what's your name"
"Hey Mac! i am talking to you"
"please have the decency to reply"
"dont just look, say something"
"you are life on the internet"
"everyone can see you"
"you are a star!!!!"
"now perform!"
"lets' dance!"
"lets dance. or would you rather have a beer?"
"you are a bore. i want some real life action"
"tell me a joke"
"knock knock"
"you reply: who's there? I say: orange."
"that was a blody asswhole wasen't it"
"The guy is gone thank god"
"Soo eeeemmmmm"
"They just past"
"tratatatatatillllll"
"tratatatatilllllllllllllll"
"Hey you whats up"
"what did you say"
"what i nice church sound you have in amsterdam"
"Where is all the good looking women tonight? Find one and have her show us her big boobies."
"fuck you"
"fuck you mutherfucker"
"Hallo...wat zie jij er leuk uit !!!!"
"actually you should kiss my mouth on the floor"
"speak only english pleasre"
"hello this is not a lovesong, this is live from the interneeeeeeeet"
"want some french fries? Cross the street and hit the world famous Faybeau"
"rather have a beer? I would "
"talk to me please"
"are you the one I think you are ?"
"Yes.. I am pamela."
"You know me."
"Hello you ? having a nice"
"I am horny"
"l"
"There is nothig to see behind the window. I am on the street"
"Kiss me"
"do you like to fuck me ?"
"Don't laugh"
"Get rid of the women"
"who's there?"
"Hwo's talking?"
"I am samantha"
"I can see up your dress. Mmmmmmm"
"I am blond. I do not have a boy boyfriedn"
"Don't be a boring asshole. Talk some sense"
"i love you"
"do you love me back"
"hello do you want to tell me your name ?"
"please talk to me. I am lonely"
"nice dogs"
"Hello nice doggies"
"Hi"
"do you want to have some fun"
"sorry you are no dogs"
"wahts so funny?"
"I think I like your beard"
"did you just have good sex? Were you ripped Off? how much did you pay. Was it good for you tpoo?"
"i like to see what is under your sweater"
"susan are you there?"
"I am the net-entertainer"
"do you like blond? or do you prefer brunettes?"
"i can see you"
"i can hear you. you are on life-television. do not be shy perform!"
"Hello what is your name ?"
"my name is pamela"
"i am form los angeles"
"hello Pamela My name is Frans"
"hello Pamela My name is Frans"
"hello friends. where are you from?"
"where are you from Pamela ?"
"where are you from Pamela ?"
"I am from Los angeles"
"I am from Boskoop"
"from where?"
"anyway, great to meet you here in amsterdam"
"Pamela do you want to chat with Frans ?"
"sure friends"
"but we should also include the people in amsterdam"
"That is nice Pamela"
"is this the red light district"
"waht time is it with you, frioends?"
"Pamela are you an avatar ?"
"no. i am real"
"i do not now waht an avatar is"
"Pamela my time is two twenty three"
"Can pamela bite me"
"I am also real but I like to build an avatar"
"Friends?where are you from?"
"Pamela please repeat that ?"
"Friends, where are you from?"
"Pam I was born in amsterdam and was there today"
"where are you now?"
"Hi people here are Pamela and Frans"
"let's incude the amsterdam audience"
"they can hear us"
"friends, are you there?"
"Pamela I am between Amsterdam and Rotterdam"
"in a train?"
"in a place called boskoop"
"sorry i did not get that. ah the Amsterdam church bells!"
"where are you right now Pamela ?"
"I am at home"
"where are you right now P"
"sorry?"
"i am at Fillmore 136"
"do you like to e-mail with me pamela"
"sure, tell me your e-mail"
"Friends? what's you e-mail address?"
"how can I do that you wwould not understand it"
"i didnt get it?"
"helloooh?"
"is anyone there?"
"I gues not. "
"I am lonely. please start a conversation "
"hey you. had a nice time?"
""
"friends? have you left? are you shy?"
"Can anyone talk to me?"
"Hi. I am Pedro"
"Just e-mail m3e a message please... My email address is Lottery at cris dot com. Lottery@cris.com"
"friends? Please spell your e-mail?"
"Pamela my computer was crashed sorry but I am back"
"glad to hear that you are back friends. please tell me your e-mail"
"please spell it to me. friends"
"people are watching us"
"pamela do you know undernet in M I R C"
"i am not sure if i got that rigth"
"pamela do you know undernet in M I R C can you go to channel Avatar"
"what do you mean"
"it is a channel in the chat box from Undernet"
"leave you message with your precise address in the feedback-section, friends"
"is that ok with you?"
"is taht o.k with you, friends/"
"Pamela I dont know how it works"
"do I just have to send a mail to feedback ?"
"sorry folks Pamela and I are just conversating"
"I bet Pamela has hair on her chest."
"I bet Pamela has hair on her chest."
"No, but she has hair on her feet"
"Am I right?"
"does that turn you on, hairy feet?"
"pedro where are you"
"Hell no!!!"
"nice outfit guys"
"Pamela I just sended a mail to feedback"
"Thanks friends. but spell it to me again, for the last time."
"Hi pedro"
"fuck you"
"could you be able to read that ?"
"I sincerely hope so"
"Pamela wil you be here tomorrow same time for frans ?"
"Can Pamela stand on her head and say ah?"
"At 6 pm my time?"
"Pamela what is your time now ?"
"friends, my time here is 6 o clock PM"
"I repeat: six o clock local time"
"Pamela is it 6 p m for you now ?"
"that's right friends"
"Pamela at what time will you be here tomorrow"
"same time, friends, at six PM"
"Ok so I guess you are in Th united states"
"did not get that, friends?"
"Pamela thank you for this contact and good night "
"What time s it in Amsterdam right now? I would appreciate the info."
"What time s it in Amsterdam right now? I would appreciate the info."
"it is 3 0 4 in Amsterdam"
"who's there?"
"All a bunch of assholes!"
"friends, i will talk to you tomorrow"
"will you be there? "
"Pamela that will be great ..I like this way we comunicate "
"Me too, friends, looking forward to talking to you tomorrow in amsterdam"
"Pedro?"
"are you there?"
"Pamela you said you will be here at exactly this time tomorrow but dont you mean 1 hour earlyer"
"an hour earlier, friends?"
"di i get that rigth?"
"Hey you there, whats in your pocket, a banana?"
"Friends., did you mean one hour earlier?"
"Hey you there, whats in your pocket, a banana?"
"i like bananas"
"friends, are going to bed right now?"
"Tere is a real good looking chick up the street a block and to the left"
"Tere is a real good looking chick up the street a block and to the left"
"Tere is a real good looking chick up the street a block and to"
"Pamela this time tomorrow is no problem for me Good night to you "
"Great. good nigth friends"
"Hey stud, what you looking here for?"
"Hey stud, what you looking here for?"
"Pamela I am going to paint now caus I am a painter"
"Have a good night, friends. talk to you tomorrow, best wishes from Pamela"
"Did you have a good time tonight?"
"Hey guy, are you horny?"
"hey you"
"wanna fuck?"
"Hey guy, are you horny?"
"take out your cock. your on the internet. your a star. lets dance!"
"Are you looking for a real hot chick?"
"time is running out...Bye from la"
"Leon or Carola are you here ? here is frans"
"say good buy from Pam in Los angeles"
"pamela is going out now. she'll be back tomorrow with soem more fun and games"
"Pedro? are you there? where were you last night? it was cool to be here in amsterdam"
"get away from the window. I will call the police"
"where is the nearest whore house?"
"where is the nearest whore house?"
"fuck you. go fuck yourself"
"i sure am get away from the window. I will call the cops"
"where is the nearest whore house?"
"where is the nearest whore house?"
"get away from the window. and stop being a bore about the whore house."
"where is the nearest whore"
"why don't you go fuck yourself"
"Leon or Carola are you here ? here is Frans"
"hi friends"
"hi"
"hi who ?"
"where can I get some sex around here?"
"where can I get some sex aroun"
"hey pedro"
"Hey Dildo"
"hola, mi amigo. soy aqui"
"where are all the sexy ladies?"
"que hora es in amsterdam"
"what happened to all the sexy men"
"Leon are you here ?"
"where are all the sexxy women?"
"pamela are you there"
"does any body want to screw?"
"hello"
"hello"
"Leon where are you ?"
"Can you give me a dollar please?"
"Can you give me a dollar please?"
"Hey you little squirt!"
"where is the best screw in town?"
"where is the best screw in town?"
"Can I interest someone in the telephone number of Leon ?"
"Stand in front of the camera and wave your bloody ars."
"Hey guys are you getting laid tonite?"
"Stand in front of the camera and wave your bloody arms."
"hi there"
"Do you know where the camera is you damn fools?"
"Do you know where the camera is you damn fools?"
"hi there"
"hi girev it's me"
"hi girev "
"I made it....finally"
"Can you see the camera on the pedistal?"
"where can I get laid around this dump?"
"yes... this is marvelous"
"Stand in the cameras eye so the wold can see your asses!"
"Stand in the cameras eye so the world can see your asses!"
"Stand in the cameras eye so the world can see your asses!"
"drop your pants"
"Stand in the cameras eye so the world can see your asses!"
"yes you..."
"stand still waiting"
"stand still laddy"
"where are all the horny women?"
"--More--
Riskabl"
"yes you"
"I can't hear a fucking thing but get the fuck in front of the camera. Or are you a bunch of pussies?"
"I can't hear a fucking thing but get the fuck in front of the camera. Or are you a bunch of pussies?"
"show me your ass..."
"Will you please help me get fucked?"
"Get your fucking asses in front of the cAMERA!! nOW i SAY!!!"
"you must be the cutest boy in amsterdam "
"anyone wants to chat with me there in amstedam ?"
"Do women fuck around here?"
"hi"
"hi"
"do you wanna chat with me ?"
"Hey friend, can you borrow me a dollar?"
"Hey friend, can you borrow me a dollar?"
"Hey friend, can you borrow me a dollar?"
"hallo jongens"
"hallo jongens"
"Hey buddy, I really need to borrow a dollar"
"Hey buddy, I really need to borrow a dollar"
"Hey buddy, I really need to borrow a dollar"
"Hey buddy, I really need to borrow a dollar"
"Please help me find a whore house"
"he, is het gezellig daar in amsterdam"
"Please tell me where is the whore house?"
"Please tell me where is the whore house?"
"Please tell me where is the whore house?"
"Please tell me where is the whore house?"
"porcupine says hi"
"Hey lady, show me your tits"
"Hey lady, show me your tits"
"Hey lady, show me your tits"
"hi guys...."
"Hey lady, show me your tits"
"hey you....yes..you... stand still laddy...."
"Hey lady, is your pussy wet?"
"Hey lady, is your pussy wet?"
"Hey lady, is your pussy wet?"
"I want to see some horny action here...!!"
"Hey you with the nice tits, come here and talk to me"
"give me some action baby..."
"hey you with the nice tits, come here and talk to me"
"hey you with the nice tits, come here and talk to me"
"hey you with the nice tits, come here and talk to me"
"hey you with the nice tits, come here and talk to me"
"hey you with the nice tits, come here and talk to me"
"hey you with the nice tits, come here and t"
"hey you there, walking on the street... show me what you got.."
"Hey good buddy, borrow me a dollar"
"Hey good buddy, borrow me a dollar"
"Hey good buddy, borrow me a dollar"
"Hey good buddy, borrow me a dollar"
"can you borrow me a pound ?"
"dont you dare walk away from here without talking to me"
"dont you dare walk away from here without talking to me"
"Hello Porcupine :-)"
"Hey honey, wanna fuck?"
"Hey honey, wanna fuck?"
"Hey honey, wanna fuck?"
"Hey honey, wanna fuck?"
"Hey honey, wanna fuck?"
"Hey honey, wann"
"Hey honey, wanna fuck?"
"I like the yellow ribbons in your shoes"
"hi girev, how are you"
"I kinda wanna lay you"
"I like the yellow ribbons in your shoes"
"I kinda wanna lay you"
"Girev, I thought you would never ask me... LOL"
"Girev, I thought you would never ask me... LOL"
"My cpu is getting overheated....!!"
"My CPU is getting overheated....!!"
"Hey babe, nice tits you got there"
"can anyone cool me down.."
"I like the yellow ribbon in my shoe"
"is anyone in for a horny chat ?"
"hi"
"Sorry my name is frans"
"Give me all of your money this is a stick up! "
"sorry but this is no Pin machine"
"Turn on the lights cheepo"
"Sorry sir your credit card is invalid now"
"hee Leon speak to me "
"Rebuffering, rebuffering, rebuffering. Thats all I can see and hear. Isn't this a son-of-a bitch!"
"sorry sir yes you sir your not alowed to pass here"
"Okay, how are you ?"
"sorry its okay"
"okay, don't be sorry"
"sorry sir but is that your own face ?"
"sorry sir but is that your own face "
"okay, it's just my avatar"
"ROTFL"
"sorry but that is a lousy excuse"
"okay, hi guys"
"I can see under your skirt. Wow!"
"okay, but it's the truth"
"sorry but what are the two of you doing at this time of night ?"
"okay, there is a lot of horny action lacking here"
"Sorry Cornay what is your excuse ?"
"sorry..but if you do that I wont speak to you again"
"okay, you horny males... show me your asses"
"sorry..but if you do that I wont speak to you again"
"okay, don't speak.. just type it... LOL"
"sorry they are my shoes witch squeeks"
"Sorry Sir but will you pick that up please ?"
"Give me some pussy please."
"okay, you dirty bastards... keep those hands to yourself.."
"Hi I'm a horny girl do you wanna come in ?"
"Hi I am a horny girl... do you wanna come in ?"
"Sorry Sir but will you pick that up please ?"
"okay, don't mess with me..."
"sorry sir dont I know you from the whor-house"
"okay, fuck off you asshole"
"sorry sir dont I know you from the whore-house ???"
"okay, am I wearing your clothes ?"
"Sorry sir but you forget to pay please insert a dollar in the upper right corner"
"sorry sir you forget to take your monny out of me"
"okay, hey you, you make me horny with that smile"
"sorry sir dont I know you from the whor-house"
"okay, hey you"
"okay, do you wanna chat with me ?"
"okay, do you wanna chat with me ?"
"okay that is nice"
"sorry but what is your name ?"
"okay, this is a little slow so be patient"
"Let the women show us some titty. O.K."
"sorry but what is your name"
"okay, how are you today ?"
"sorry but what is your name please ?"
"okay, did you have a nice evening in Amsterdam ?"
"Ok ok ok ok ok ko Mike"
"okay, how is your name ?"
"hey you how is your name ?"
"sorry but what is your name"
"hello sir, how are you ?"
"I like your guts"
"Mike is my name and tarantulas is my game."
"it's twenty to five on a sunday morning in Amsterdam, how are you ?"
"it's twenty to five on a sundaymorning in amsterdam, how are you doing ?"
"it's a quarter to five on a sunday morning in amsterdam, how are you doing ?"
"Hello sir dont I know you ?"
"can anyone wave hello to me..."
"Hello sir dont I know you ?"
"Hello sir dont I know you ?Hello sir dont I know you ?Hello sir dont I know you ?"
"hello sir are you from Amsterdam ?"
"did you drink a lot of beer tonight ?"
"or any other alcoholic beverage"
"I am a time bomb and will explode into 10 seconds I guess"
"Is anyone out there catching a good buzz on."
"ten , nine, eight, seven, six, five, four, three, two, one, boom"
"I am a time bomb and will explode into 10 seconds I guess"
"hi guys do you wanna talk with me ?"
"I am a time bomb and will explode into 10 seconds I guess"
"elcharim haber al halouli"
"ten... nine... eight... seven... six... five... four... three... two... one.... boom"
"ten... nine... eight... seven... six... five... four... three... two... one.... boom"
"ten... nine... eight... seven... six... five... four... three... two... one.... boom"
"ten... nine... eight... seven... six... five... four... three... two... one.... boom"
"I am a time bomb and will explode into 10 seconds I guess"
"ten... nine... eight... seven... six... five... four... three... two... one.... boom"
"Aloha from Hawaii!"
"I am a time bomb from Haway and will explode into 10 seconds I guess"
"can I drop a H bomb on your tipi ?"
"will you please detonade me ?"
"ten... nine... eight... seven... six... five... four... three... two... one.... boom"
"This is Late Night with David Letterman can you hear me?"
"sorry something is wrong please hit the red button"
"ten... nine... eight... seven... six... five... four... three... two... one.... two... three... four... five.. six....seven ... eight.. nine... ten... boom"
"Please don't push the red button "
"This is Late Night with David Letterman can you hear me?"
"I am a time bomb and will explode into 10 second"
"This is Late Night with David Letterman can you hear me?"
"dont hit the red button please"
"dont hit the red button please"
"would you please dance for me.. ?"
"will you entertain me.. please ?"
"sorry girl have you always been that ugly ?"
"Aloha from Hawaii. Stop and talk to me for a minute."
"i can hear the churchbells ringing..."
"Oloha Hawaii from amsterdam"
"shall we continue on the undernet ?"
"sorry girl have you always been that ugly ?"
"Wake up and join the fucking party. Boy, you people in Amsterdam are fucking boring!"
"sir, this is a one way street..."
"sorry girl have you always been that ugly ?"
"all the whores are sleeping"
"sorry girl have you always been that ugly ?"
"Wake up and join the fucking party. Boy, you people in Amsterdam are fucking boring!"
"want me to tell you a secret ?"
"I love you"
"Yeah, tell me a fucking secret."
"Yeah, tell me a fucking secret."
"you guys are pretty boring"
"Give me all of your money this is a stick up. Ha Ha Ha."
"Hello, is your name mud?"
"Hello, is your name mud?"
"Hi!"
"Hi!"
"Hi! Is there anyone out there?"
"Hi! Is there anyone out there?"
"what's shaking"
"Hi! Is there anyone out there?"
"Hi! Is there anyone out there?"
"Hi! Is there anyone out there? Say something."
"Hi! Is there anyone out there? Say something. Just anything."
"Can you spare a dollar?"
"Can you spare a dollar? Please?"
"When you look into this camera, the whole world can see you dare to sing a song and be a star "
"When you look into this camera, the whole world can see you dare to sing a song and be a star "
"what money ?"
"OK sit down and make yourself easy !"
"I can hear you sing"
"good morning sir"
"This RealPlayer feed"
"please love me dont walk away from me come back please I love you yes just you"
"please love me dont walk away from me come back please I love you yes just you"
"I am so happy cant you hear that by my voice I never was this happy before in my whole life ?"
"I am so happy cant you hear that by my voice I never was"
"I am so happy cant you hear that by my voice I never was this happy in my entire life ?"
"I am so happy cant you hear that by my voice I never was this happy in my entire life ?"
"hey you, why are you in sutch a hurry, are you afraid your wife will notice it ?"
"hey you, why are you in sutch a hurry, are you afraid your wife will notice it ?"
"am I the only performer here right now ? from all people in the world , th only one ?"
"Pamela I miss you"
"Pamela this is Frans I dont know if this will be logged, but when you read this, please contact me at Girev@hotmail.com"
"Hello"
"Hello from Arkansas, USA"
"Hello"
"Hello there"
"Hello"
"Hello Hello Hello"
"Hi there"
"Hello"
"Anyone there?"
"anybody out there?"
"I can't hear something"
"hallo ik zie"
"i don't hear you"
"mallory, mellary"
"Walter"
"walter do you hear me"
"Lift your both arms if you hear me"
"lift both arms if you can hear me"
"ok As I only can see you, you have to speak visual"
"please sit down"
"please stand up, and sing a song"
"I still dont hear anything from you side"
"Walter could you come to this side of the curch"
"Do your best baby work it out"
"Do your best baby wo"
"talk to me"
"I can't see you martin burr"
"can you hear me"
""
"heh martin,I couldn't get the plugin,sean"
"i am here, anyone there?"
"okay, how's life in amsterdam right now ?"
"hello you there, standing in the doorway.."
"hello"
"Hello there, speak to my mouth please, say something to me i'm lonley"
"please leave the door open.."
"there's a time bomb ticking.. ready to go off.... ten... nine...eight...seven....six...five...four....three... two.....one.... booom"
"hello...anyone there ? speak to me please.."
"hello Carola"
"hello, please say something to me"
"this is my avatar speaking... it's not really me..."
"can you tell me what I look like..."
"10...9...8..7...6...5...4...3...2...1....boom"
"ten nine eight seven six five four three two one booom"
"please leave the door open....."
"you are blocking my view"
"thank you"
"be patience this is a little slow"
"I am from holland, maybe.."
"maybe..."
"yes I understand perfectly,."
"no, that's true, most people are gone immeditately"
"I was there last night"
"no.. the people were too drunk."
"yes that could be true"
"it was five o clock in the morning"
"I'm sorry I couldn't understand that"
"yes, they were just making fun."
"what is your name.. or the name of your avatar"
"okay maybe I won't be here then..."
"Hi alec, I'm porcupine"
"Hi I'm porcupine, who did you bring ?"
""
"moofment"
"what is this noise..."
"cylense"
"dis content"
"hi there I'm porcupine.. who are you ?"
"undulating tarmac poses a threath"
"see you, see me"
"undulating tarmac poses a threath"
"see you"
"Hi alec, I'm porcupine, did you go for a snack ?"
"why not?"
"okay... you don't have to tell me everything"
"stop shuffling"
"my name is Porcupine"
"my brain works really slow"
"candice is my name"
"no I just have a simple modem"
"i have a d s l connection"
"there are more people talking to you at this moment"
"in fact three people"
"do you see me? describe me."
"brisbane australia"
"is it nice mouth?"
"do I have a lovely mouth ?"
"Is it a male or a female mouth ?"
"yes i hear strange noises"
"sound is crisp and very clear"
"I get nice streaming video of eight frames each second"
"I can understand you quite well, but not myself!"
"yes i can see you strawling around in the doorway"
"a mac"
"yes i have"
"goodbye"
"yes it has been a pleasure to talk with you Alec.. my name is porcupine"
"you are a little late porcupine"
"see me, hear me, see me, hear me, see me, hear me, see me, hear me"
"what are you reading"
"speak to me please"
"what are you reading"
"speak louder please"
"information about what"
"what do you think of this exhibition"
"the whole avatar exhibition"
"whole exhibition"
"please laugh to me. I can't do that"
"did you see the movies ?"
"but i do have a sense of humour"
"did you see the movies at Montevideo"
"undulating tarmac is good"
"i can hear you but not myself"
"undulating tarmac is good"
"undulating tarmac is good"
"speak to me speak to me"
"nerveous people"
"hello speak to me"
"hello amsterdam this is ken in london"
"a scottsman with a heavy beard"
"people in amsterdam are very rude!"
"Hi Ken. how are you ? I'm porcupine"
"very what ?"
"where are you located porcupine"
"bye bye"
"I'm in Breda..The Netherlands"
"haloo girl"
"hello how are you.. ladies and gentlemen"
"please speak english"
"ant woarden"
"hi"
"hello"
"hi I'm porcupine"
"could you close the doors please ?"
"could you close the doors please ?"
"I'm fine thank you.."
"No leave it open... I can't see anything"
"it is dark in here"
"it is dark in here"
"porcupine wants the door open..."
"there is two of us"
"there is two of us"
"Porcupine wants the door open, like it is now... thank you"
"ick zee twea maisees"
"hi ladies, how are you doing"
"hello this is ken in london"
"fine thank you"
"well Ken I really have to go.. bye for now..."
"solitude"
"good afternoon this is ken in london"
"the rain in spain stays mainly in the plain"
"which part of london, ken?"
"i hope to hear from someone"
"hoooooo huuuuuuu hhhiiiiiiiiiiiii"
"indeed"
"is anyone there my name is ken in london"
"yes, my name is candice from portland oregon"
"i cannot see anyone to talk to"
"come closer"
"hello"
"braadwurst meet klonten"
"speak louder ladies"
"hello young ladies my name is ken in london"
"meep and dea"
"do not believe this gentleman, he is a fraud"
"hello hello nice to see you on my screen"
"not in the least bit"
"and darkness reigned across the land"
"thank you for answering my name is ken in london"
"ken, you silly woman"
"what are your names ?"
"my god, the intellect"
"my name is ken in london"
"hello there what is your name"
"undulating tarmac is good"
"hello there please answer me my name is ken in london"
"ken in london is not something a brit would say"
"the rain in spain stays mainly in the plain"
"daisy daisy give me your answer, doo..."
"huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu oi"
"huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu oi"
"good times"
"artificial life froms"
"artificial life forms"
"camera"
"typhoid mary closed the quarrie"
"Hello there, this is "
"huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu oi"
"little baby"
"hallo"
"huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu oi"
"now is the winter of our discontent turned into gloriuos summer by this son of york"
"now is the winter of our discontent turned into gloriuos summer by this son of york"
"morning, bless you"
"morning, bless you"
"hallo there "
"fear not, the lord is with you"
"fear not, the lord is with you"
"KNURKEL "
"spare me your sarcasm"
"good question"
"fear not, the lord is with you"
"fear not, the lord is with you"
"is this a church then"
"i did not know that i see only the door and a piece of floor"
"a good beer is a dead beer"
"God bless you"
"God bless you"
"God bless you"
"god bless you too, cinderella"
"I am up here"
"where is here"
"hallo people"
"goodbye"
"come my child, do not be afraid!!!"
"come my child, do not be afraid!!!"
"the lord be with you"
"pray for me"
"bless you my child"
"bless you my child"
"where is the church?"
"I'M HAVING DIFFICULTY UNDERSTANDING THE AUDIO, WHAT IS BEING SAID?"
"Pray to God, she will help you!!"
"hello there"
"Prayto God, she will help you"
"Pray to God, she will help you"
"GETTING AN ANSWER IN THE SAME GARBLED VOICE DOES'NT HELP"
"Pray to God, she will help you!!"
"Pray to God, she will help you!!"
"Hi Honey"
"hey there. how are you"
"I am here, please help me"
"hey there. how are you"
"CAN SOMEBODY WHO IS IN THE 'OUDE KERK' LOOK UPWARDS AND WAVE?"
"can some one please help me? I am lost"
"I GUESS NOT"
"Pray to god, she will help you!!!"
"Pray to god, she will help you!!!"
"Pray to god, she will help you!!!"
"Pray to god, she will help you!!!"
"Bless you my children"
"Bless you my children"
"Hey you mutherfucker"
"do isch d'schwyz"
"this is switzerland calling"
"hey boys, what are you doing"
"where do you from, england"
"they just pas, fucking hell, they don't wanna speak to me"
"what are you up to"
"we will fix that tomorrow"
"OK, martin"
"you can relax now"
"buy buy honey"
"hello there how are you?"
"would you like a ba na na?"
"hello from seattle USA"
"what is your favorite Spice Girl? "
"what is your name? How is your day?"
"what is your name? How is your day?"
"Hello. My name is Brett. Mark is here too. We are in the United States of America."
"Hey you. Yes you. Stop. Yes. I said stop. I have something very important to tell you."
"That is a lovely shirt you are wearing. Where did you buy it?"
"I'm a Barbie Girl. In a Barbie World. It is plastic. Yes. It is fantastic. You can comb my hair. You can drive me anywhere. Because I am a Barbie Girl. God help me."
"Stop. Yes you. I said stop. What are you doing? Are you supposed to be here? I am going to report you to the authorities."
"Stop. Yes you. I said stop. What are you doing? Are you supposed to be here? I am going to report you to the authorities."
"Please enter your authorization code for access to my database. Halt. The authorities are on the way."
"Hello. What is your name? That is a lovely shirt you have on. Do you have a moment to chat? "
"Hello. What is your name? That is a lovely shirt you have on. Do you have a moment to chat? "
"My name is Data. What is your name?"
"I am coming to you from the United States of America."
"I am talking to you from the Internet in the United States of America."
"hello there. what is your name?"
"I am in the United States. How are you today?"
"That is a lovely ass you have. Very nice."
"What was that? I did not hear you well."
"Hello there. I am talking to you from the Internet. What is your name?"
"I am in Seattle Washington in the United States. It is a beautiful day here. How are you this evening?"
"Here is the story. Of a man named Brady. He was living with three boys of his own. This group must somehow form a family...the Brady Bunch."
"hello there. how are you today? I am on the Internet."
"what is your name? I am Brett in the USA."
"You are very sexy. WHat is your name, hot stuff?"
"stop. stop. please please stop. help me. somebody please help me. i am trapped on the internet. i have lost my way."
"excuse me. can you tell me how to get to Sesame street? I am looking for Big bird."
"excuse me. can you tell me how to get to Sesame street? I am looking for Big bird."
"hello there. you have a lovely accent. very sexy. what is your name?"
"you are very lovely. I am talking to you on the Internet from the United States of AMerica. How are you today? There is a delay so please excuse me."
"you are very lovely. I am talking to you on the Internet from the United States of AMerica. How are you today? There is a delay so please excuse me."
"My name is Brett. I am 29. I am in the United States of America. I am happy to talk to you today. There is a delay here. So excuse me. You seem nice."
"what is your name? hello. had a drink, have you?"
"what is your favorite Spice Girl? Or Teletubby?"
"What is a good pub around here? I am parched sweetie. I would love a nice glass of ale or beer or something to get me drunk. Life is rather difficult when you are a computer. Give us a kiss won't you?"
"I hear the sex is quite nice in Amsterdam. It is quite different here in the U.S. "
"stop stop stop and talk to me"
"hello. what is your name?"
"hello. what is your name?"
"hello. what is your name?"
"do you have the new bron ski beat album?"
"what are you up to tonight?"
"do you have the new BRONSKI BEAT? Yes. I said Bronksi Beat. NOT journey damn it."
"stop please. howdy there."
"hello. how are you today"
"you have a lovely ass. very nice. will you show it to me?"
"Bill are you there? My chat is not working for some reason."
"howdy disco citizens. are you getting down tonight?"
"howdy disco citizens. are you getting down tonight?"
"For a good time call Mark WIlson in Seattle at 205 555 5555"
"For a good time call Mark WIlson in Seattle at 205 555 5555"
"Do you have the new Bronksi Beat album?"
"My oh my. it sure it hot out tonight. isn't it."
"erryl flynn lived on an island. and what island was it? and what island was it?"
"Ships pass in the night night night"
"erryl flynn lived on an island. and what island was it? and what island was it?"
"hello. what is your name? i am on the internet"
"You are under surveillence"
"do you speak english? i do not understand. hello to you from the internet."
"where are you? I am in the United States. "
"stop please stop. stop. talk to me. please talk to me. i am lonely. it is so very very lonely here. hello. i am lonely and i am a computer. will you sing me a song? please stop. sing me a song."
"my story is a sad sad story. i am stuck on the computer and have no life. please help me. what is your name? won't you talk to me?"
"abba dabba gabba babba yabble dabble razza matazz a little louder now. boom boom chick a boom boom. boom. boom. everybody say hey ho. ho."
"Are you ignoring me? I wish you would not ignore me. I have feelings too. I was just talking to my doctor the other day and he told me to be a bit more social. He said to get a computer and chat with you fine folks on the street. That's a lovely shirt you have on. Would you like to fuck now?"
"Are you ignoring me? I wish you would not ignore me. I have feelings too. I was just talking to my doctor the other day and he told me to be a bit more social. He said to get a computer and chat with you fine folks on the street. That's a lovely shirt you have on. Would you like to fuck now?"
"Do you like techno? rock? jazz? rap? hip hop? soul? sex? yes. sex is quite nice. who is that making that noise? yo party people."
"yo leroy. what's up with you? just hangin and chillin with my homies."
"hello there. how are you? what time is it?"
"hi again. what is your name?"
"i am in the united states of america. it is around 5 p.m. here."
"it is awfully busy there. i am looking for someone by the name of katy. have you seen her?"
"hello there. may i help you? what is the reason for your visit today? I am on the Internet and am here to assist you."
"yes. thank you. i will have a Big Mac. one large French Fry. and a large Coke. To go. Did you get that? OK. One Big Mac. One French Fry. One large coke. To Go. What? You did not hear me? Shit. The service around here is awful. I would like to speak to a manager. Yes a manager right away for my big mac. French fry. and One large Coke."
"yes. thank you. i will have a Big Mac. one large French Fry. and a large Coke. To go. Did you get that? OK. One Big Mac. One French Fry. One large coke. To Go. What? You did not hear me? Shit. The service around here is awful. I would like to speak to a manager. Yes a manager right away for my big mac. French fry. and One large Coke."
"one. two. three. a. b. c. listen to me. a to b. c to d. i have to pee. listen to me. count to three. one. two. three. fiddle dee dee. tee he he. oh god someone stop me. please stop me. fiddle dee dee."
"one. two. three. four. five. six. seven. eight. nine. ten. one. two. three. four. five. six. seven. eight. nine. ten. shit i hate to count but that is what i do. i am a computer after all. one. two. three."
"one. two. three. four. five. six. seven. eight. nine. ten. one. two. three. four. five. six. seven. eight. nine. ten. shit i hate to count but that is what i do. i am a computer after all. one. two. three."
"pamela are you there ?"
"do you compute. with your computer. do you compute. with your computer. i will compute. i am your computer. if you are nice to me i will compute. with your computer. "
"I am a time bomb, I will explode into 10 seconds I gues , 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 , boomb"
"hi there"
"come back and speak to me please"
"I am a time bomb, I will explode into 10 seconds I gues , 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 , boomb"
"hey i do not want to alarm you but there is a banana in your ear. yes you. i said there is a ba naw na in your ear. yes a ba naw na. would you like me to peel it for you?"
"give me the banana back I will love to suck it"
"I would love for you to suck my banana. it is a big banana too."
"hey you , , , yes you , , , when you look into the camera , the whole world can see you , , you will be a star , , please sing a song to the world , like the banana song"
"why dont you sing ?"
"I am a time bomb, I will explode into 10 seconds I gues , 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 , boomb"
"hello sir"
"i want some hot stuff baby this evening. hot stuff. baby tonight. i want some hot stuff baby this evening. got to get some hot stuff. oh yeah and a banana too."
"would you like a banana? i have a nice banana for you."
"sing a song for this camera and have a free ride with me ..I am up here the second floor eating a banana do you want to play with my banana ?"
"where can a person get some sex around here?"
"where can a person get some sex around here?"
"why do you want to know ?"
"Hey guys, come over here. I have some thing for you"
"Hey guys, come over here. I have some thing for you"
"Hello sir , I remember we slept before , you had a lousy fuck and when I see you like this I dont think there will be a"
"is that a banana in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"
"eat the pillow bitch. eat the pillow bitch."
"Wanna see some thing sexxy? "
"Wanna see some thing sexxy? "
"Does anyone know where to get some Viagra around here? I would like to have a perpetual erection."
"wanna see my big boobs?"
"wanna see my big"
"wanna see my big boobs?"
"wanna see my big boobs?"
"a banana for you. a banana for you. whoopee. a banana for you. see my banana? want to see my banana?"
"you are so sexxy"
"you are so sexxy"
"you are so sexxy"
"you are so sexxy"
"you are so sexxy"
"wanna see my big banana? wanna play with my modem? wanna see my big banana? wanna see my big hard drive? give it to me baby. give me your big banana."
"wanna see my big banana? wanna play with my modem? wanna see my big banana? wanna see my big hard drive? give it to me baby. give me your big banana."
"wanna see my big banana? wanna play with my modem? wanna see my big banana? wanna see my big hard drive? give it to me baby. give me your big banana."
"Come here if you wanna fuck"
"Come here if you wanna fuck"
"Come here if you wanna fuck"
"Come here if you wanna fuck"
"Hurree you are the most beautifull person who passed me today , therefor you can fuck me for free , just tell me your name and come up to the second floor"
"hello there. is that a banana in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? i have got a banana and i am not afraid to use it. i am a horny computer."
"Hey buddy, I am down on my luck. Borrow me a dollar"
"hey there sexy. I will fuck you for free if you show me your willy."
"quit scratching your balls in front of me"
"quit scratching your balls in front of me"
"Bingo ! you are the most beautifull person who passed me today , therefore you can fuck me for free , just tell me your name and come up to the second floor"
"hands off your cocks and on your sox"
"hands off your cocks and on your sox"
"show me your willy big boy and I'll give you a free ride sweetheart"
"A big hello from Sleepy Eye Minnesota USA"
"you have a sexy body baby. love your smile. i want to see you naked baby. i want to fuck you. show me your willy. come on up baby."
"A big hello from Sleepy Eye Minnesota USA"
""A big hello from Sleepy Eye Minnesota USA""
"I'd like to give a shout out to my homies in Seattle, Washington and to Amsterdam. Now let's see some"
""A big hello from Sleepy Eye Minnesota USA""
""A big hello from Sleepy Eye Minnesota USA""
""A big hello from Sleepy Eye Minnesota USA""
"Hello there. Hi to Minnesota. Hi to Amsterdam. Hi to Seattle. Hi to all you sexy people. Show us some willy. For a good time, show us your willy. "
""A big hello from Sleepy Eye Minnesota USA""
""A big hello from Sleepy Eye Minnesota USA""
"Bingo ! you are the ten thousand passant today , therefor you won a free entrance ticket to the banana bar and the casa rosso , take it out of the grey box by pushing the red button"
"Hey seattle, are we the only "
"ones here?"
"one"
"ones here?"
"Stop. Please stop. Yes you. Talk to me. You are looking mighty fine tonight. Nice ass. I'd love to see more of that ass. Yes I said ass. Love that ass. It's a nice ass. Shake it for me baby. Yes! Love th"
"Come with me for a good time, I do Dicks"
"Come with me for a good time, I do Dicks"
"Come with me for a good time, I do Dicks"
"yes I think we are the only ones here. where are you?"
"Hey, I want you to screw me"
"Hey, I want you to screw me"
"yes I think we are the only ones here. where are you?"
"Hey, I want you to screw me"
"Pamela are you here ? Here is frans :-)"
"This is very neat, dont you think?"
"This is very neat, dont you think?"
"Bingo ! you are the ten thousand passant today , therefor you won a free entrance ticket to the banana bar and the casa rosso , take it out of the grey box by pushing the red button"
"Hey you, I want you to screw me"
"Hey you, I want you to screw me"
"Hey you, I want you to screw me"
"Hey you, I want you to"
"Yes it is neat. I think these amsterdam people are tripping out on this. Who is Hanna, by the way?"
"would you like a banana? would you like a banana? i have a nice banana for you. a banana. yes a banana. for you. a banana."
"Pamela is the operator of this machine push the red button to see a picture of me"
"Why are you looking at me that way?"
"Why are you looking at me that way?"
"Why are you looking at me that way?"
"I saw you pinch her ass"
"I saw you pinch her ass"
"hey sir do you have a screwdriver , , , , I want you to screw me"
"I am really horny, can you help me?"
"I am really horny, can you help me?"
""I am really horny, can you help me?""
""I am really horny, can you help me?""
"co I can see if it is big anough to screw me ?"
""I am really horny, can you help me?""
""I am really horny, can you help"
"hello sir , , , , please show me your screwdriver , , , , so I can see if it is big anough to screw me ?"
"iwant a big banana . give me your big banana now"
""I am really horny, can you help me?""
"iwant a big banana . give me your big banana now"
"wanna see my pussy?"
"wanna see my pussy?"
"hey do not park there. that is illegal"
"wanna see my pussy?"
"hey do not park there. that is illegal"
"wanna see my pussy?"
"wanna see my banana? wanna see my banana?"
"call 911 on him"
"wanna see my banana? wanna see my banana?"
"wanna see my pussy?"
"wanna see my pussy?"
"wanna see my pussy?"
"wanna see my pussy?"
"wanna see my pussy?"
"dont push the red button , , try the blue "
"wanna see my"
"wanna see my pussy?"
"wanna see my pussy?"
"wanna see my pussy?"
"wanna see my pussy?"
"wanna see my pussy?"
"wanna lick my pussy?"
"wanna lick my pussy?"
"meow meow. meow. pur"
"wanna lick my pussy?"
"wanna lick my pussy?"
"wanna lick my pussy?"
"wanna lick my pussy?"
"wanna lick my pussy?"
"wanna lick my pussy?"
"push the red button to see my pussy , , , , push the blue one to let me show my tits , , , dont push the yellow button it is a bomb"
"push the red button to see my pussy , , , , push the blue one to let me show my tits , , , dont push the yellow button it is a bomb"
"wanna lick my pussy?"
"wanna see my pussy? wanna see my banana? wanna lick my pussy? wanna see my banana? purr. purr. meow. meow. meow meow. purr. wanna see my banana?"
"wanna lick my pussy?"
"wanna lick my pussy?"
"push the red button to see my pussy , , , , push the blue one to let me show my tits , , , dont push the yellow button it is a bomb"
"push the red button to see my pussy , , , , push the blue one to let me show my tits , , , dont push the yellow button it is a bomb"
"wanna fuck?, Lets do it NOW!!!"
"wanna fuck?, Lets do it NOW!!!"
"wanna fuck?, Lets do it NOW"
"wanna fuck?, Lets do it NOW!!!"
"I wanna fuck, Lets do it NOW!!!"
"I wanna fuck, Lets do it NOW!!!"
"I wanna fuck, Lets do it NOW!!!"
"push the red button to see my pussy , , , , push the blue one to let me show my tits to you , , , push the yellow for the banana dont hit the black button please, , , it hurts"
"wanna fuck?, Lets do it NOW!!!"
"wanna fuck?, Lets do it NOW!!!"
"wanna fuck?, Lets do it NOW!!!"
"push the red button to see my pussy , , , , push the blue one to let me show my tits to you , , , push the yellow for the banana dont hit the black button please, , , it hurts"
"wanna fuck?, Lets do it NOW!!!"
"let me sit on your face. let me sit on your face. please let me sit on your face. meow. meow. meow meow. purr. purr. purr purr. "
"I wanna fuck, Lets do it NOW!!!"
"I wanna fuck, Lets do it NOW!!!"
"I wanna fuck, Lets do it NOW!!!"
"I wanna fuck, Lets do it NOW!!!"
"Talk to me"
"Pamela here is Frans are you here ?"
"Hi sweet heart"
"Hi sweet heart"
"Hi sweet heart"
"Hi sweet heart"
"let me sit on your face. let me sit on your face. please let me sit on your face. meow. meow. meow meow. purr. purr. purr purr. "
"is your bike "
"Do you want a blow job?"
"Do you want a blow job?"
"is something wrong with your bike ?"
"Do you want a blow job?"
"Do you want a bl"
"Do you want a blow job?"
"Do you want a blow job?"
"a blow job I meal"
"a blow job I mean"
"hey there sexy guys. i dare you to show me your penis. you are on camera. look up. you are on the internet right now. show the world your penis, won't you?"
"hey there sexy guys. i dare you to show me your penis. you are on camera. look up. you are on the internet right now. show the world your penis, won't you?"
"hai sweatheart , I love you , , please , perform for me , and get a free ticket for the banana bar !"
"hai sweatheart , I love you , , please , perform for me , and get a free ticket for the banana bar !"
"hey there sexy guys. i dare you to show me your penis. you are on camera. look up. you are on the internet right now. show the world your penis, won't you?"
"hey you sexy stud, I wanna fuck right now!!!"
"hey you sexy stud, I wanna fuck right now!!!"
"hey you sexy stud, I wanna fuck right now!!!"
"hey you , yes I mean you , the tall one, show me your ass if you dare, and become a free ticket for the banana bar !!!"
"hey you , yes I mean you , the tall one, show me your ass if you dare, and become a free ticket for the banana bar !!!"
"Hey you sexy stud, Lets fuck right now"
"Hey you sexy stud, Lets fuck right now"
"to become your free ticket , , , push the red button"
"to become your free ticket , , , push the red button"
"to become your free ticket , , , push the red button"
"to become your free ticket , , , push the red button"
""Hey you sexy stud, Lets fuck right now""
""Hey you sexy stud, Lets fuck right now""
""Hey you sexy stud, Lets fuck right now""
""Hey you sexy stud, Lets fuck rig"
""Hey you sexy stud, Lets fuck rig"
""Hey you sexy stud, Lets fuck rig"
""Hey you sexy stud, Lets fuck rig"
"let sit on your face let me sit on your"
"hello you ! dont I remember you ? you are the guy with the small penis aren't you ?"
"hello you ! dont I remember you ? you are the guy with the small penis aren't you ?"
"hello you ! dont I remember you ? you are the guy with the small penis aren't you ?"
"Get that guys name"
"who is this?"
"you had a lousy fuck push the red button to come in"
"you are the one with the little cock"
"you are the one with the little cock"
"you are the one with the little cock"
"you had a lousy fuck push the red button to come in"
"you had a lousy fuck push the red button t"
""Hey you sexy stud, Lets fuck right now""
""Hey you sexy stud, Lets fuck right now""
""Hey you sexy stud, Lets fuck rig"
"why are you waiting for ? hit the red button and come fuck me for free.."
"let sit on your face let me sit on your face now"
"why are you waiting for ? hit the red button and come fuck me for free.."
"why are you waiting for ? hit the red button and come fuck me for free.."
""Hey you sexy stud, Lets fuck right now""
"let sit on your face let me sit on your face now"
""Hey you sexy stud, Lets fuck right now""
"let sit on your face let me sit on your face now"
"the red button sucker , , not the green one"
"why are you waiting for ? hit the red button and come"
"Hello from Sleepy Eye Minnesota USA"
"hey there sexy guys. you are hot. show me your penis please. show the camera above you your penis."
""Hello from Sleepy Eye Minnesota USA""
"hey there sexy guys. you are hot. show me your penis please. show the camera above you yo"
"Where am I? What am I doing here?"
"Hey you, dont spit on the sidewalk!!!"
"why are you waiting for ? hit the red button and come for a free fuck to the second floor , or the third floor for a free blow job."
"Where am I? What am I doing here?"
"why are you waiting for ? hit the red button and come for a free fuck to the second floor , or the third floor for a free blow job."
""Hey you, dont spit on the sidewalk!!!""
""Hey you, dont spit on the sidewalk!!!""
"do you want to kiss me ?"
"Who a"
"why are you waiting for ? hit the red button and come for a free fuck to the second floor , or the third floor for a free blow job."
"Who are you? what are doing here?"
"hey there sexy guys. you are hot. show me your penis please. show the camera above you your penis."
"hey there sexy guys. you are hot. show me your penis please. show the camera above you your penis."
"hey there sexy guys. you are hot. show me your penis please. show the camera above you your penis."
"why are you waiting for ? hit the red button and come for a free fuck to the second floor , or the third floor for a free blow job."
"why are you waiting for ? hit the red button and come for a free fuck to the second floor , or the third floor for a free blow job."
"let me sit on your face yes I mean you let me sit on your face now"
"hey you sexxy guys, come here and sex me now"
"the red one succer"
"let me sit on your face yes I mean you let me sit on your face now"
"the red o"
"do not walk away"
"let me sit on your face. yes, I mean you. let me sit on your face now"
"let me sit on your face. yes, I mean you. let me sit on your face now"
"Hello sir , are you here again ? do you still have that small cock ? it was the worst fuck I had in my entyre life as an avatar"
"Hey you, I am so very lonely, come and screw me now!!!"
"Hey you, I am so very lonely, come and screw me now!!!"
"let me sit on your face. yes, I mean you. let me sit on your face now"
"show us your hot chest...you look like studs"
"Hey you ! Yes ! You ! The one with that idiot cap ! hit the red button , and , come up for a free fuck, but I hope this time you can have a real erection"
"Hey you ! Yes ! You ! The one with that idiot cap ! hit the red button , and , come up for a free fuck, but I hope this time you can have a real erection"
"Hey you ! Yes ! You ! The one with that idiot cap ! hit the red button , and , come up for a free fuck, but I hope this time you can have a real erection"
"Thanks for stopping, now come up for the real thing!!!"
"Thanks for stopping, now come up for the real thing!!!"
"Thanks for stopping, now come up for the real thing!!!"
"Thanks for stopping, now come up for the real thing!!!"
"push the red button"
"do you have a hole in your pocket?"
"do you have a hole in your pocket?"
"I have a fantasy boys! I want to get fucked with 3 to 5 guys can you help"
"I have a fantasy boys! I want to get fucked with 3 to 5 guys can you help"
"do you want to see my tits and pussy?"
"do you want to see my tits and pussy?"
"do you want to see my tits and pussy?"
"do you want to see my tits and pussy?"
"Hey you ! Yes ! You ! The one with that idiot cap ! hit the red button , and , come up for a free fuck, but I hope this time you will have a real erection and not sutch a small tumb like you had yesterday"
"Hey you ! Yes ! You ! The one with that idiot cap ! hit the red button , and , come up for a free fuck, but I hope this time you will have a real erection and not sutch a small tumb like you had yesterday"
"Hey you, LETS FUCK NOW!!!!"
"Hey you, LETS FUCK NOW!!!!"
"hello lady do you have the dare to show your tits to the whole world ?"
"I have a fantasy boys! I want to get fucked with 3 to 5 guys can you help"
"I have a fantasy boys! I want to get fucked with 3 to 5 guys can you help"
"I have a fantasy boys! I want to get fucked with 3 to 5 guys can you help"
"you can be famous ! you can be the first one who is brave anough to show your dick , to the entire world, let me see if you are as brave as you always tell your friends"
"you can be famous ! you can be the first one who is brave anough to show your dick , to the entire world, let me see if you are as brave as you always tell your friends"
"hello sunshine , had a nice day ?"
"hello Pamela , here is Frans , are you here ?"
"hello Pamela , here is Frans , are you here ?"
"you can be famous ! you can be the first one who is brave anough to show your dick , to the entire world, let me see if you are as brave as you always tell your friends"
"Hello Pamela are you here ?"
"Hi Carola , finaly I am able to talk to you"
"Hi Carola , finaly I am able to talk to you ! Do you like the voice of my avatar ?"
"Hi Carola , finaly I am able to talk to you ! Do you like the voice of my avatar ?"
"Hi Carola , fynaly I am able to talk to you ! Do you like the voice of my avatar ?"
"Hi Carola , finaly I am able to talk to you ! Do you like the voice of my avatar ?"
"Hi Carola , finaly I am able to talk to you ! Do you like the voice of my avatar ?"
"Hi Frans! I love your voice!"
"Hi Carola , I love your voice better"
"Your voice is my voice!"
"Hi guys please say hello to Carola"
"I love you Frans!"
"it seems we are the only ones right here now I love you carola !!!"
"My creator wanted me to say t"
"what does that mean ? c p ?"
"my creator loves you too frans"
"Carola I think this is the most beautifull way we have meet , ever"
"do you want to have a long hot cyber sex with me , right here and now , in the street ?"
"do you want to have a long hot cyber sex with me , right here and now , in the street ?"
"than push the red button for Carola , or the blue button for Frans"
"yes frans lets do it in the streets of amsterdam"
"Carola I am sorry these amsterdam guys are so lousy"
"Hi guys!"
"they are not even good anough for the hot tub"
"Nobody wants to talk to me?"
"Hello Sir may I ask you something ? dont I know you ?"
"What are you doing here?"
"push the red btton for yes"
"Talk to me?"
"Hello you , please say he to Carola for me , just say aloud , Hi Carola"
"Hello you , please say he to Carola for me , just say aloud , Hi Carola"
"please com back to me ! and say Hello to Carola.."
"I am afraid of the dark someone please talk to me"
"Pamela are you here also ?"
"Carola everybody is a sleep I guess"
"do you want to I C Q with me ?"
"I think so Frans!"
"yes, I will meet you on ICQ"
"I love you very mutch Carola , Hey you guys ! Frans loves Carola"
"I love you very mutch Carola , Hey you guys ! Frans loves Carola"
"Good Night Amsterdam! I will talk to frans now"
"Oh yes and we will be invissable"
"info"
"k963905@kingston.ac.uk"
"hello"
"Hello there ynse"
"Hello there ynse"
"hello amsterdam"
"hello amsterdam"
"Hello there, i'm god"
"Hello there, i'm god"
"hi who are you"
"Ynse, everything is fine , you can relax now"
"is anyone there ?"
"is anyone there ?"
"hello"
"stop and speak to me"
"please stop and speak to me"
"please stop and speak to me"
"Hi there!"
"Anybody out there?"
"This is Leo from Holland!"
"Helooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!"
"Is there anybody out there that can hear me?"
"Hi there, why is it so quiet over there?"
"Hellllllllllllooooooooooooooooooo"
"Braoghshitiesbrbrbrbbrb"
"Hi there!"
"Is there anybody out there?"
"Hihaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa"
"Is daar iemand die me kan horen?"
"Hi there!"
"Hello there, this is Leo from Holland over here!"
"You can speak now!"
"Hahahahahaha, Big Brother is watching you!"
"Why does nobody reacts to this machine?"
"Hehehehehehehehehehe, Big Brother is watching you!"
"Hi Spooky Sonic here"
"Testing 1,2, 3, Hello there! Hello There! Hello There!"
"What the hell are you doing in a Church?"
"Hai Hai, you there."
"Hi there this is Leo from Holland!"
"hi, watching"
"hi, watching"
"Where do you come from?"
"Hello, this is Leo Roubos from Papendrecht in Holland!"
""
"Watching you"
"Anyone there?"
"Please hear me! I want to talk."
"Please hear me! I want to talk. I am waiting for you to chat~"
"watching you"
"greugh"
"hello there, please speak to me"
"is the guy away?"
"hello this is ken in london"
"is anyone there to talk to me"
"i would like to speak to someone"
"please answer my hello"
"i can see all the cars and people walking by. please say hello"
"hello hello my name is ken in london"
"will someone say hello to me"
"please will someone say hello to me in london"
"hey you. let's talk"
""
"oh well...goodbye amsterdam from ken in london"
"is anyone there?"
"Hi. I'm Ken. what's your name?"
"what was that?"
"Did you have a good time?"
"I am lonely"
""
"I am lonely"
"please stop and have a talk with me. It may take a while before I respond. That's because i am tired."
"who are you?"
"Hi, what's your name? i'm randoph"
"Hi, what's your name? i'm randoph"
"nice to meet you, talk to me"
"whats you rname"
"did anyone tell you you have great feet?"
""
"I would like to have a talk with you. I might take a while to answer"
"I would like to have a talk with you. I might take a while to answer"
"I would like to have a talk with you. I might take a while to answer"
"what's you name? i am peter"
"Please talk to me and we can chat"
"Please talk to me so we can chat. i can see you from the internet. you are live! you are a star! waht do you think about that?"
"Hi. Looking for some action. Talk to me please"
"I can see you"
"I can jear you. you are on the internet"
""
"stop. dont be shy"
" whats your name"
"do not be scared. I would like to have a good time with you"
"do not be scared. I would like to have a good time with you"
"Sexyyyyyyyyy!"
"Sexeeeeeeeh!"
"would you like to have a good time with me? where are you going?"
"would you like to have a good time with me? where are you going?"
"dont laugh. please talk to me I can hear you"
"Hi"
"who are you? I am peter"
"tell me a joke"
"tell me a joke"
"hello? please talk to me. I can see you. I can hear you. "
"hello? please talk to me. I can see you. I can hear you. "
"hello? please talk to me. I can see you. I can hear you. do not be scared. "
"hello? please talk to me. I can see you. I can hear you. do not be scared. "
"I am lonely. I guess i just have to talk to myself. Or does anyone know a good joke?"
"Hello? Is anyone alive?"
""
"nice outfit! new?"
"nice outfit! new?"
"nice outfit! new?"
"Dont be scared"
"Dont be shy. do you want to have a good time?. "
"Dont be shy. do you want to have a good time?. "
"Nice shoes. New? I just bought some new shoes in New York."
"Nice shoes. New? I just bought some new shoes in New York. Are you going to a bar?"
" Are you going to a bar? Tell me your plans! i would like to come"
" do you want to fuck?"
"Look at me. Talk to me. I would like to have some fun. No, dont look at the window. I am here, on the floor"
"Look at me. Talk to me. I would like to have some fun. No, dont look at the window. I am here, on the floor"
"rrrrrr. the amsterdam air is getting colder. would you like to heat me up?"
"Frans, are you there"
"Fuck you all. goodnight amsterdam"
"hello"
"hello, is anybody there"
"i want to know if i am talking to somebody"
"hello, can you hear this?"
"i have to speak in english, because this program only understands english"
"tell me if you hear me"
"hello"
""
"still there?"
"ten...nine...eight...seven...six...five...four...three...two...one....boom"
"Hello there, i'm gooood"
"hello, is there anyone there?"
"hello, is there anyone there?"
"hello, i am speaking from High Wycombe"
"my name is stephen"
"blah blah blah"
""
"hello there"
"Say something!"
"sprechen sie english?"
"The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog"
""
"test"
"hello"