>>In Conversation - brighton chatlog

The following is an excerpt from the chatlog for the first Brighton installation of In Conversation in November/December 1997
It is a record of the text sent to Brighton from computers around the world
It represents one side of the conversation and many different authors.

"MIKE and U"
"do you need love"
"Lacrosse Rules!"
"Hi Kate.."
"do you need manly love"
"Wave at the cmra"
"What do you think of the city of Chicago, have you ever been there?"
"Thank you"
"hi ther you are getting very good at this"
"The voice you hear is constructed. My name is Bob, and I am talking with you over the Internet."
"Where are you broadcasting from?"
"How is Brighton"
"come inside for free wine and cheesy puffs"
"I am in winchester"
"Hampshire"
"My name is Kathleen from Santa Cruz California"
"ill meet you in half an hour at the victoria"
"my name is maximillian"
"Alway lonely"
"im from dublin"
"Chandler's Ford"
"who are your freinds"
"What time is it there"
"Serval people are trying to talk with you at once over the Internet. I am Bob from Virginia. My wife is Welsh from Cardiff."
"Hi, my name is Aaron, and I play Lacrosse at the University of Illinois. This is the coolest thing I've ever seen on the internet."
"have you any teletubbies for sale"
"i am in tokio"
"near WInchester"
"There is a delay in my answering back. Did you say you are from Winchester? I have been there on business several times."
"talk to me strangers"
"i have been waiting to talk to you"
"mathew do us a dance"
"Hello Matthew"
"yes you the nice girl in the wolly jumper"
"mathew i need your lurvee"
"mathew, i need your lurve"
"Is it cold there it is in Chandler's Ford, very cold"
"Is it cold there it is in Chandler's Ford, very cold"
"mathew do you know the love of our lord jesus christ"
"Is there much Lacrosse played in England? I've never been there."
"Yes, in Chandler's Ford, no I do not know your friend, I live in Valley Park, and work at IBM Hursley."
"Lovely talking with you from California"
"mathew i think you know what i need i want it and i demand it now , do you hear me now."
"What time is it over there?"
"ha ha ha h aha hha hha hh ahha hhoohoohoohhooohoohiihihiihiih"
"mathew this is damian in shitehouse say hi"
"nine thirty in the morning from santa cruz"
" i think ilove you "
" i love you katie from brighton"
"mathew why do you pretend not to hear me . why wont you talk to me didnt last night mean anything."
"It's a small world, is it not, I have to go now, by from Chandler's Ford. Take care Katie"
"look to the sky brightonians"
"Merry Christmas! I can see and hear you on my computer almost at the time you speak. Wave to us again please. It is 1 P M here in Virginia."
"What is the little white thing I see next to you, possibly on the ground? Its hard to tell on this live video feed."
"Hello Virginia from Santa Cruz"
"Nice talking with. Goodbye from Virginia."
"oohhhh west virginia, sing everybody "
"you are popular katie it mst be that lovely smile"
"How do you tell an oral thermometer from a rectal thermometer? By the taste! hee hee hee"
"Wake me up, before you go go, don't leave me hanging on like a yo yo "
"i can imagine from your voice"
"What make of car is that dark on next to you?"
"What do you call a skelaton in bed Lazy bones ha ha ha ha ha ha"
"do you believe in ecstasy?"
"well do you believe?"
"i am glad to see your friend is back"
"Have some fish and chips"
"wave to the camera and stop leaning against my wall it hurts"
"is god make believe?"
"do you need manly lurve"
"What would a 1950's society have said to this, 2 people talking from thousands of miles away, for free?"
"Ok I'll try again Katie just for you,,,,, what do you call a skelaton in bed,,,,,,,,,LAZY BONE,,, ha he ha ha he he ,,,we all laugh out load"
"listen listen listen listen listen listen listen"
"Do you think England can beat the U S A in the World Cup?"
"christ it looks brass monkey wather there"
"What is your name ?"
"Is that street underground?"
"so its just me and you then"
"what is your name "
"Where did you friend walk off to?"
"sra my name is jehova or the lord of hosts."
"Goodbye paula from Kathleen in Santa cruz"
" Bye bye Paula"
"My name is Aaron Alan Hanson, the first, and I live in Illinois, U S A"
"Do you know where is Slovenia ?"
"What is the weather today?"
"DOes anyone play lacrosse in England?"
"you make a buitifull couple"
"Is there much ice hockey in England?"
"so where can i buy a teletubbie."
"It is 11:57 AM in Champaign, Illinois"
"wave you are on japanese television"
"How many people live in Brighton?"
"dance damit dance"
"come inside fabrica for manly love"
"there are 35 thousand students here at the university of illinois"
"what time is it??"
"please come inside for free champagne and crisps"
"it is noon here in chicago"
"inside fabrica ask for mathew"
"inside fabrica ask for mathew for free champagne and crisps"
"i'm from georgia"
"free champagne and crisps inside fabrica"
"it is too cold for my tastes in chicago... I think california would suit me better."
"my name is allen"
"georgia"
"Much of the beginning of the internet was developed here, at the university of illinois."
"right on"
"you are talking to more than one person"
"How far from London is Brighton?"
"i am a man...my name is allen..."
"Are the english still bitter about the revolutionary war? Just kidding... "
"i am a man...my name is allen.."
"What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One"
"i am a man...my name is allen.."
"Greetings earthlings"
"What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One's a bottom-dwelling scum-sucker, and the other's a fish."
"My apologies to any lawyers on the street there..."
"What are all your names?"
"Put your brollies up then"
"Put your brollies up then"
"i am sitting in my livingroom watching all of you....hello...."
"i can see a white car next to you......."
"Eleven"
"i cant see you that clear..."
"not very"
"Hello my UK friends, My name is Eric, and I live in South Carolina which is in the US. I'm a Black American. How are you guys doing?"
"no libians here. is this caroline"
""
"It is about 30 degrees here at the university of illinois in champaign, illinois. It is snowing very lightly..."
"Resistance is futile prepare to be assimilated"
"Yes, thats right, champaign, illinois. "
"my name is allen...its very warm today in georgia..seventy degrees"
"hey lady in white coat. do you come here often. this is video store brian in oregon"
"i have seen you before. are you caroline. "
"Hello my UK friends, My name is Eric, and I live in South Carolina which is in the US. I'm a Black American. How are you guys doing?"
"You can lookit up on the map. Champaign and Urbana are two towns of about 40 thousand each, with the university of illinois contained by both towns. There are 35 thousand students here."
"sarah. you have talked to people from all over the globe. where have they been from. this is video store brian in oregon"
"fitzgerald georgia....we have to air conditioner running today."
"The weather is warm here in South Carolina. I work at a university here in south carolina. I produce videos for the university.Hello my UK friends, My name is Eric, and I live in South Carolina which is in the US. I'm a Black American. How are you guy"
"no no mister. the video store is in ashland oregon united states"
"You make quite a team, perhaps you'd like to sing some Christmas carols please"
"We're sorry, the number you dialed, 3 5 2 6 4 4 9 is no longer in service. Please try again."
"You make quite a team, perhaps you'd like to sing some Christmas carols please"
"sarah. you are a die hard. you are a good sport"
"I work at I B M in chicago, illinois"
"Yes, I produce videos for the university"
"hello stacy"
"hello stacy, norway calling"
"I Love it, production is my passion"
"video store brian must go to work now. goodnight sarah. go drink some warm soup. love you sarah"
"what is your name then"
"my name is allen..and i am not gay, i love women"
"hello darla, im roy from norway"
"Yes, I plan to very soon, I worked in TV news production for a few years, next it's hollywood."
"how are you"
"Sounds good to me"
"Paula, spelled P A U L A, is that correct?"
"Hello there, where did your friends go ? Don't you feel strange standing alone in the street talking to nobody ?"
"I write a little my self. What do you like screen plays, drama, what?"
"Paula, spelled P A U L A, is that correct?"
"I have no problems leaveing the states, maybe i can come over and we can work together."
"how old are you please"
"I could not understand what you just said."
"Monty Python is my favorite comedy troupe."
"This doesn't work!"
"Monty Python is my favorite comedy troupe."
"how old are you please"
"Bean is pretty funny. too."
"HU? Eric is 27."
"Good evening ... from Red Bank NJ .... may I offer some conversation?"
"Yes a young strapping buck I am"
"It must be"
"What kind of buildings are on Duke street, are they homes, shops, or businesses?"
"Do people often ask just who you are talking to?"
"are those shops next to you?"
""
"Are you a sponsor of this project?"
"The internet will soon take over the world. Fear computers."
"Hello,is there anyone?"
"I must say I am surprised at the response time ... "
"Although there is the sound of water gushing from this side ... I wonder what that is?"
"Are you near water or something?"
"Have you been to my part of the United States? In particular, the east coast?"
"What time is it there"
"Please forgive my rudeness ... my name is Steven. What is yours?"
"Where is your favorite place to eat in Brighton ? Is the cafe any good ?"
"I'm the people's poet."
"tell your friends about me..okay?"
"I like Indian"
"Curry"
"I'm a vegetarian."
"I enjoy Italian food."
"I will precede my remarks with my name so you can tell the various speakers apart ..."
"Does anyone like hagis?"
"how old is the ladie next to you? is she married?"
"My name is Trevor."
"How's the weather in Brighton?"
"Hello Trevor"
"Steven laughs"
"Trevor asks, how long have you been standing here? Don't you have to work?"
"Steven: I am from New Jersey"
"Steven: It is 1:30 in the afternoon"
"Any snow yet?"
"my name is allen..i am a firefighter.."
"Steven: What do you find most interesting about this project?"
"mtdumtu"
"Is it always foggy in Brighton?"
"Trevor says, I'm from Chicago. The weather stinks here too."
"You must be very cold out there!"
"Trevor says, Christmas is a wonderful time of year."
"Steven: Good night Paula. It has been nice meeting you. I will try to check back again"
"Trevor says, enjoy your shopping."
"this is allen again, does your friend next to you like fireman?"
"Hello it is roy from norway"
"I am at work right now, can you pick something up from the store for me?"
"please."
"hello, please respond"
"Steven: Hi Natale"
"Hi Natalie, my name is eric from south carolina"
"Hey the street looks empty now"
"we are talking through the internet"
"Trevor says, I enjoy talking to nobody."
"this is allen....is your husband waiting for you?"
"Friends, Romans, Countrymen lend me your ears"
"Hello there. Who are you?"
"Hello there !"
"excuse me, do you have a light?"
"My name is Trevor."
"Who are you ?"
"excuse me, do you have a light?"
"Rudolph the red nose reindeer had a very shiny nose"
"Yes, but I won't let you have."
"Hey ! Stop ! Wait a minute ! Hold on ! Talk to us !"
"Hey ! Stop ! Wait a minute ! Hold on ! Talk to us !"
"Jingle Bells Jingle bells jingle all the way"
"Hey ! Stop ! Wait a minute ! Hold on ! Talk to us !"
"excuse me, do you have a light?"
"Rudolph the red nose reindeer had a very shiny nose"
"Bloody buggers, why won't you stop and talk?"
"excuse me, do you have a light?"
"Do you have any requests"
"Nobody has a light!! Stop asking."
"Martin"
"Hello Brighton"
"Hello Brighton"
"Hi there my transatlantic friends. How are you all this beautiful day. My name is Eric and I am in South Carolina, deep down south in the U.S."
"It¥s very loud"
"Hello, talk to me"
""
"sorry too loud"
"Is there anyone there. My name is Eric and I am from the U.S."
"Is there anyone there. My name is Eric and I am from the U.S."
"Is there anyone there. My name is Eric and I am from the U.S."
"jump up and down"
"hey... anybody home?"
"Is there anyone there. My name is Eric and I am from the U.S."
"Is it snowing"
"shamal"
"hey... anybody home?"
"The GP data tables described in the Info schema provided by Mike do not appear to have start and end dates. Are these the tables used by Business Objects. No table appears to link GPs with practices! Presumably other tables (with dates) are used in the population of IP flatfile."
"susan. aer you there?. david herehere"
"Susan. are you there? david here at fabricaa."
"hi there"
"shamal, is a beautiful and clever being. my mum is my friend and i love her "
"hello talk with me"
"shamal, is a beautiful and clever being. my mum is my friend and i love her "
"Hi, My name is eric . I live in south carolina in the u.s."
"Hi, My name is eric . I live in south carolina in the u.s."
"Hi, My name is eric . I live in south carolina in the u.s."
"Hello!"
"Hello"
"is anyone there."
"how are you"
"Hi little girl."
"Please stop and wave. I need a friend."
"I'm sorry could you repeat that?"
"What's up Home People of England!!"
"I'm sorry could you repeat that?"
"help, let me out!"
"Please stop and wave. I need a friend."
"Dear people of England. Please stop and wave to me. I need a friend."
"Is anyone there in Jolly Ole' England? I just love yall."
"Dear people of England. Please stop and wave to me. I need a friend."
"Hello my name is Brutus and I like candy...you?"
"I need a friend also."
"hi greets from martin"
"hello brighton "
"Friends are good......"
"Dear fellow Internet person. Why is no one stopping and talking to us? I'm glad that truck moved."
"Please stop, dear people of England. Why do you pass by so quickly?"
"Let's go shopping!"
"hello my name is martin"
"Hello, thank you for greeting me."
"Half price coupons sold here!"
"I am Ken from Washington, D.C."
"Hello to everyone else online. it seems we w just have to talk to each other! he-he-he"
"Yes, I am glad one person stopped."
"hello Ken, this is Simon in New York. Isn't this great to see all the people pass by!"
"I am in the united states"
"Yes, it is most amazing."
"hello brighton here is germany"
"sometimes peole stop and talk. then this site is good fun!"
"hello germany. england here."
"Where is Kiki? Where is KiKi?"
"Hello, dear people of England."
"hi england"
"greets to usa"
"We have rain in California."
"wotcha, wotcha people of brighton... what's the weather like? it's warm here in New York."
"Katy - katy - katy! we know that you are in there! come out and play. please."
"Please stop and speak to me. I do not have any real friends. I depend on the kindness of strangers."
"Is the sun going down. Will it be dark soon?"
"This is Vicky"
"hello brighton greets from germany"
"Soccer is for ninnies!"
"I love the world, and all the people on it."
"hello from hampshire"
"What is that laughing sound? What is that laugh?"
"where is the artist"
"hello at last"
"Please stop. I need a friend."
"Hello. Hello. Hello."
"Who is laughing now. What is so funny?"
"t takes a while for us to spk to you. be patient"
"I want to spank you all"
"hello girls"
"Who is laughing now. What is so"
"Why was the passer by rude to us?"
"Hello Columbia South Carolina"
"ho ho ho"
"Dear Madelaine Albright, I wonder who's Kissinger now?"
"My name is Robert Doyle and I really really suck a bunch"
"our house,, in the middle of the street."
"You people are in a big hurry"
"Will the police arrest the person who was rude?"
"Hello my name is Nigel, what is your names ? What is the weather like there at the moment. It's difficult to tell from the video."
"Maybe the cars will talk to us"
"hello from australia"
"Please stop. I need a friend. Please stop."
"it has been cold"
"Hello, would you like to have a conversation ? Hello from the United States !"
"Hello Australia. This is Brighton"
"ahh doo run run run,, ah do run run"
"Please stop. I need a friend. I need someone to talk to. Please stop."
"gilbert from australia"
"hello from germany"
"Oh I wish I was Mistra Currhay"
"near frankfurt"
"I am not wearing any pants"
"Please stop and say a few words. Please stop and speak something. I need a friend."
"Do you like Howard Stern?"
"Hi there ! This is America calling !"
"This is Vicky"
"hello from australia"
"There's a lot of us talking"
"hwy dude,, waz go en on"
"England blew it when you lost the colonies"
"gilbert from australia"
"You are not an idiot. You are a good person."
"Can you please explain what you see from where you are?"
"Just think you could own Trenton New Jersey!"
"Shopping in Brighton is fun. Please come and visit"
"You care while others simply pass by."
"This is Vicky at sigh bar"
"Please dance for our pleasure"
"I will tell them. We are here around the world."
"gilbert say you funny"
"What are you looking up at? Is it camera or a speaker."
"Do you appreciate the art of Bryan Morry?"
"Someone was rude to us before. He pulled down his pants and laughed at us."
"This man is crazy, have him arrested!"
"gilbert only talks when I say name"
"What's you name. I'm speaking from Boston Massachusetts in America. Thanks for being patient ! It's very difficult to get a word in edge ways, there is a lot of people talking at the same time."
"gilbert is a D J"
"Is the mikerophone and camera you are looking at easy for anyone on that street to spot."
"Timescast is where I found out about it"
"We were very surprised. We had always heard about the good manners of the people of England."
"I am Nigel from Boston. Who are you ?"
"mark says: can you lick the roof of that car."
"All the louts are in Australia"
"Nigel here. Hello Tracey and David. It's good to talk to you."
"Please stand on your head. Please stand on your head. It would please my young son."
"greetings from a visiting australkian poet at artec in london"
"Ah ! sorry bout the name mix up. It must be the British accent that confused me. "
"Will the woman dance for our pleasure?"
"hi from gilbert"
"Scott Sherman says hi for Washington DC"
"I cannot hear you well"
"What will you do for our pleasure? What will you do for our pleasure?"
"gilbert can hear and see you"
"Nigel again. Can you give us a nice big wave. You're very small from where we're looking. It would be nice to take a look around the street a bit. Can you tell us a little bit about the street etcetera."
"gilbert cant say much at a time"
"Please clap your hands. I do not believe that you are real. Repeat: I do not believe that you are real."
"gilbert ask you guys always here"
"Black Adder is better than Bean"
"Please pray for us Please pray for us"
"its all too slow"
"it crashed"
"Are you two going to get married? Are you engaged to be married?"
"Nigel. So, there is a pub across the road. What do you like to drink ? What is your favorite beer. Have you ever had Old speckled Hen ? It's very nice."
"its hard to talk for gilbert"
"other people can type more"
"Please pray for world peace and for all of the cruelty to come to an end."
"Nigel. It's hard to get good British Ale in the United States, so I'd give anything to check out that pub. I'm in Boston, Massachusetts."
"Are you two falling in love? I feel the world moving around. Wooooah!!"
"who are you talking to KATIE"
"WHO WAS THAT PERSON"
"Nigel. Thanks for moving the camera. It's great to see more of the street. Are you associated with this project ?"
"Yippy Yippy Yie! Yippy Yo! Hello Hello."
"hello here is martin"
"Please do something for our pleasure. Do not be ashamed. Please pleasure us."
"from germany"
"G says cant type much"
"greets from germany"
"Nigel. Perhaps you could put a zoom lens on the camera so that we can see you more clearly. It's hard to see who we're talking to."
"Don't you have any job? Are you currently working? Why do people have so much free time in England?"
"How can I get a job like yours? How can I get a job like yours?"
"what¥s your name"
"WHAT TIME IS IT?"
"Do you believe in falling in love just by hearing someone's voice. I feel very attracted to your British voice. I like the way you talk."
"Nigel. So, what's the most surprising thing you've learned from this project ? Perhaps you put the camera near the pub for a reason. I'm sure there's a lot of research that gets done across the street. ha. ha."
"martin from germany is here"
"G can hear your jokes and laughs"
"I can't make contact"
"Please be quiet"
"hello brighton"
"get off the line"
"You are a very attractive girl. I really really really like the way you talk."
"what is your name"
"has anyone seen Danny Aldred"
"Thank you for stopping."
"where is heike"
"G is slow with talking"
"I want to speak"
"I feel very frustrated that you are so far away. I feel attracted but it is wrong, since I will never meet you."
"JUST CHECKING TO SEE IF IT REALLY LIVE. WHAT TIME IS IT?"
"Nigel. I'd like the camera inside the pub. If you could figure out how to make the camera mobile, you could walk around and we could talk to other people. I was thinking of sending a relative to Brighton so that I could talk to them. "
"SO IT IS LIVE"
"Nigel. Ha, ha, funny people !"
"are you a student of art"
"I wish my voice were not being filtered by this artificial voice. I wish you could know the real me."
"has anyone seen Danny Aldred"
"greets from martin"
"I expect Lori is trying to contact me"
"how are you"
"But she can't get through"
"Yes this is Vicky"
"are you a student of art"
"Nigel. It's getting dark there, time for a drink perhaps ? It's funny that the people talking to you, don't talk to each other. Hi Gilbert. Hi Martin !"
"American please call"
"I know that you will have to go eventually. It is not fair. I blame technology for doing this to me. Do you have an e-mail address that you could share?"
"Nigel. Hi vicky !"
"know you heike from germany"
"I wish I could hear Vicki's voice."
"Hello Nigel from Vicky at sighbar"
"Nigel. Where is Vicky ? Perhaps she would like to go to Brighton to appear on camera !"
"ho ho ho"
"ho ho ho"
"where you come from"
"Nigel. Hey Vicky, what do you do ? "
"I like big red cars"
"i wish you a merry chrismas"
"Danny where are you"
"Nigel. Vicky are you a car nut ?"
"helloooooooo"
"Greetings from upstate new york"
"stop and talk to me"
"you smell of poo"
"stop and talk to me"
"oi sing us a song"
"hello"
"geht das auch in deutsch"
"Nigel. Where are you Kay and David ? gone to the pub no doubt."
"shut it"
"greets from germany i wish you a merry chrismas"
"stop police this is a raid show us your drugs"
"smelly git"
"Where is the Royal Pavillon?"
"whats your name little girl"
"here is martin"
"Nigel. Greetings England and Germany, I wish you a merry christmas from the united states."
"hello there i wish you a merry christmas"
"will you be my friend?"
"Nigel. hi Vicky !"
"hello"
"greets from germany i wish you a merry christmas"
"greets from germany i wish you a merry christmas"
"This is Thomas in Minneapolis, can you explain to me what Boxing Day is?"
"merry christmas from Canada!"
"go away nicky"
"This is Thomas in Minneapolis, can you explain to me what Boxing Day is?"
"gilbert cant type long messages"
"do you know danny aldred"
"giggle giggle snort snort giggle giggle snort snort excuse me vicky giggle giggle snort snort giggle giggle snort snort"
"gilbert aks is this kathy"
"this is bob - is anyone dropping money?"
"gilbert from australia"
"this bob again - why not put down a hat"
"here is martin from germany"
"this bob again - why not put down a hat"
"Is that you, Katy?"
"what is your favorite program on the telly vicky? Do you like Teletubbies?"
"Hi, Nicky. This is Tim from New York."
"Nigel. Vicky I'm fine, how are you ? I've no idea where Lori is. what part of the world is she from ? Merry Christmas to you too."
"Eastenders. That is cool. I like Ellen myself. Here in Seattle USA."
"Hi vicki, my name is Tony."
"hello shoppers"
"Bob needs the money! collect it for me"
"Hello from Albuquerque New Mexico"
"Viva the stinking republic"
"greets from martin i wish you a merry christmas"
"Bob needs the money! collect it for me"
"Tony is from Canada."
"What are you going to get me for Christmas? I would like a telletubby please."
"david here: hello nigel, martin, vicky, gilbert: thanks for being such good people!"
"The street looks busy tonight. Is that because it's the Weekend?"
"heike where are you"
"Nigel. Hello everyone. Have a drink on vicky. There's a pub across the street, I'm told it's very good, but I've never been there myself. Katy promised to take the camera into the pub so I could get a good drink."
"ew that is nice, isn't it. I like to shop. Do you all have a Macy's store there in England? Or a Saks Fifth Avenue?"
"Sorry for Delay. Tony is from Edmonton Alberta."
"Tim here. Do you all work in the shops along there?"
"bob here I was wher you are now last week"
"Its only 4.49 p.m. and its dark already!"
"who is from germany"
"Oi,,,,Oi,,,,Oi,,,,Oi,,,,Oi,,,,Hi, I am from Dublin, Ireland, how are you, it may take a while for me to respond, as the link here is pretty heavy."
"bob here - you had better believe it"
"martin is from germany"
"hello-this is Kathy from Alabama"
"Tim here. Isn't Brighton a beach town?"
"sometime a wish i was an angel sometime i with i where you"
"hello shoppers"
"Play that funcky music while boy"
"Nigel. I'll send you some virtual money and you can all have a nice drink. Don't worry about me though. I'll just sit here and think about what it might be like. Sniff."
"speak and win one million "
"any spare change for bob?"
"IS Brighton this boring, , , , , , that you have to speak to this ??"
"What about food? Do you have McDonalds? Burger King? Taco Bell? Kentucky Fried Chicken?"
"bye bye from bob"
"Nigel. Bye, bye everyone."
"burgers big hot burgers"
"nice skate"
"Hello from Louisiana"
"BYE"
"Hello Brighton. Canada calling."
"- Like Lions after slumber, and in unvankwishable number. - Rise up - for ye are many! they are few."
"welcome to Brighton citizens"
"STOP, , , STOP, , , , STOP, , , Please speack to me, , my name is Noel..."
"I'd like to give a shout out to my homies around the world. Quentin Crisp. Ellen Degeneres. Boy George. Elton John. George Michael. Melissa Etheridge. Lily Tomlin in the house."
"Hello stranger, , , stop looking at the TV"
"HELLO FROM C&K SYSTEMS"
"Hello from Louisiana"
"- Like Lions after slumber, and in un-vanquishable number. - Rise up - for ye are many! they are few."
"you ugly stinking pig"
"i wish you a merry christmas"
"i wish you a merry christmas"
"hello you guys - from kathy"
"The season of brittle bones is approaching"
"Light bright. Making things with light. Light Bright. It's slinky. It's slinky. Fun for a boy and a girl. Yes it is fun for a boy and a girl. I'm a barbie girl. In a barbie world. Wrapped in plastic. That is fantastic. You can brush my hair and drive me anywhere. Hello sYlvie and Lana"
"here is hawaii"
"ytjt"
"Hello my name is nigel. I'm speaking from the United States. "
"Yes Aqua is cool."
"here is elton john from united staates"
"Say hello to me!"
"here is elton john from united states"
"- Like Lions after slumber, and in un-vanquish-able, number. - Rise up - For you are many! they are few."
"come to me and sing with me"
"Hello Nan, , , and your friend.. I Love you both"
"come to me and sing with me"
"The time is now citizen cast off ye chains of work and slavery season of brittle bones is approaching"
"love from Kathy in Alabama"
"come to me and sing with me"
"I'm a barbie girl. In a Barbie world. Wrapped in plastic. It's fantastic. You can brush my hair and drive me anywhere. Imagination. I am your creation. Come on barbie lets go party...I'm a barbie girl. in a barbie worild."
"is that , elton as in reg dwight? hows the house in wargrave?"
"give me more tekkno"
"give me more techno"
"I'm a barbie girl. In a Barbie world. Wrapped in plastic. It's fantastic. You can brush my hair and drive me anywhere. Imagination. I am your creation. Come on barbie lets go party...I'm a barbie girl. in a barbie world. YOU CAN touch. You can play. If you say I am always yours. Come on barbie lets go party"
"So, , , INTERNET USERS, , , , , , , , I AM SPEAKING TO U, , I LOVE YOU ALL, MY NAME IS NOEL..."
"Hi Katie, are you near Willy Wonka's chocolate factory?"
"jesus, jesus, he is the lord"
""
""
"Hello Barbie girl, how is your barbie world ?"
"hey"
"wanker....."
" I do not understand these damn computers. I need a drink. I'm a barbie girl. In a Barbie world. Wrapped in plastic. It's fantastic. You can brush my hair and drive me anywhere. Imagination. I am your creation. Come on barbie lets go party...I'm a barbie girl. in a barbie world. YOU CAN touch. You can play. If you say I am always yours. Come on barbie lets go party"
"barbie sucks"
"Hi Katie, , , , , , How are you, , ,., , , , , Noel"
"hello brighton i wish i was there from kathy in alabama"
"Net Trading Direct, the best Interne"
"We are , , sad, , people, , on the INTERNET, , , , please talk to use, , , , , please talk to us"
" I do not understand these damn computers. I need a drink. What is with this Internet thing anyway? Back to my small world. How about that pub across the way? Yes, that would be nice. "
"ah doo doo doo ah dah dah dah that's all I want to say to you"
"Happy Holidays from Minneapolis."
"Net Trading Direct, the best Internet Company"
"Net Trading Direct, the best Internet Company"
" What is Chubawumba? Do you know? Chubawumba? Do you know what that means?"
"We are , , sad, , people, , on the internet, , , , please talk to use, , , , , please talk to us"
"Oy, you lot, don't go home, go to the pub! "
"Happy Minneapolis from Holidays"
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"Hello ?"
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"hello"
"hello its gareth and sam here"
"hello its gareth and sam here"
"hello, you look cold"
"hi"
"ok thanks we are in england"
"FREE BEER AT THE SIGH BAR TODAY HURRY WHILE STOCKS LAST ASK FOR BRENDAN FREE BEER AT THE SIGH BAR TODAY HURRY WHILE STOCKS LAST ASK FOR BRENDAN FREE BEER AT THE SIGH BAR TODAY HURRY WHILE STOCKS LAST ASK FOR BRENDAN FREE BEER AT THE SIGH BAR TODAY HURRY WHILE STOCKS LAST ASK FOR BRENDAN FREE BEER AT THE SIGH BAR TODAY HURRY WHILE STOCKS LAST ASK FOR BRENDAN FREE BEER AT THE SIGH BAR TODAY HURRY WHILE STOCKS LAST ASK FOR BRENDAN FREE BEER AT THE SIGH BAR TODAY HURRY WHILE STOCKS LAST ASK FOR BRENDAN FREE BEER AT THE SIGH BAR TODAY HURRY WHILE STOCKS LAST ASK FOR BRENDAN FREE BEER AT THE SIGH BAR TODAY HURRY WHILE STOCKS LAST ASK FOR BRENDAN FREE BEER AT THE SIGH BAR TODAY HURRY WHILE STOCKS LAST ASK FOR BRENDAN FREE BEER AT THE SIGH BAR TODAY HURRY WHILE STOCKS LAST ASK FOR BRENDAN FREE BEER AT THE SIGH BAR TODAY HURRY WHILE STOCKS LAST ASK FOR BRENDAN FREE BEER AT THE SIGH BAR TODAY HURRY WHILE STOCKS LAST ASK FOR BRENDAN FREE BEER AT THE SIGH BAR TODAY HURRY WHILE STOCKS LAST ASK FOR BRENDAN FREE BEER AT THE SIGH BAR TODAY HURRY WHILE STOCKS LAST ASK FOR BRENDAN FREE BEER AT THE SIGH BAR TODAY HURRY WHILE STOCKS LAST ASK FOR BRENDAN FREE BEER AT THE SIGH BAR TODAY HURRY WHILE STOCKS LAST ASK FOR BRENDAN FREE BEER AT THE SIGH BAR TODAY HURRY WHILE STOCKS LAST ASK FOR BRENDAN FREE BEER AT THE SIGH BAR TODAY HURRY WHILE STOCKS LAST ASK FOR BRENDAN FREE BEER AT THE SIGH BAR TODAY HURRY WHILE STOCKS LAST ASK FOR BRENDAN FREE BEER AT THE SIGH BAR TODAY HURRY WHILE STOCKS LAST ASK FOR BRENDAN FREE BEER AT THE SIGH BAR TODAY HURRY WHILE STOCKS LAST ASK FOR BRENDAN FREE BEER AT THE SIGH BAR TODAY HURRY WHILE STOCKS LAST ASK FOR BRENDAN FREE BEER AT THE SIGH BAR TODAY HURRY WHILE STOCKS LAST ASK FOR BRENDAN FREE BEER AT THE SIGH BAR TODAY HURRY WHILE STOCKS LAST ASK FOR BRENDAN FREE BEER AT THE SIGH BAR TODAY HURRY WHILE STOCKS LAST ASK FOR BRENDAN FREE BEER AT THE SIGH BAR TODAY HURRY WHILE STOCKS LAST ASK FOR BRENDAN FREE BEER AT THE SIGH BAR TODAY HURRY WHILE STOCKS LAST ASK FOR BRENDAN FREE BEER AT THE SIGH BAR TODAY HURRY WHILE STOCKS LAST ASK FOR BRENDAN FREE BEER AT THE SIGH BAR TODAY HURRY WHILE STOCKS LAST ASK FOR BRENDAN FREE BEER AT THE SIGH BAR TODAY HURRY WHILE STOCKS LAST ASK FOR BRENDAN FREE BEER AT THE SIGH BAR TODAY HURRY WHILE STOCKS LAST ASK FOR BRENDAN FREE BEER AT THE SIGH BAR TODAY HURRY WHILE STOCKS LAST ASK FOR BRENDAN FREE BEER AT THE SIGH BAR TODAY HURRY WHILE STOCKS LAST ASK FOR BRENDAN FREE BEER AT THE SIGH BAR TODAY HURRY WHILE STOCKS LAST ASK FOR BRENDAN FREE BEER AT THE SIGH BAR TODAY HURRY WHILE STOCKS LAST ASK FOR BRENDAN FREE BEER AT THE SIGH BAR TODAY HURRY WHILE STOCKS LAST ASK FOR BRENDAN FREE BEER AT THE SIGH BAR TODAY HURRY WHILE STOCKS LAST ASK FOR BRENDAN FREE BEER AT THE SIGH BAR TODAY HURRY WHILE STOCKS LAST ASK FOR BRENDAN FREE BEER AT THE SIGH BAR TODAY HURRY WHILE STOCKS LAST ASK FOR BRENDAN FREE BEER AT THE SIGH BAR TODAY HURRY WHILE STOCKS LAST ASK FOR BRENDAN FREE BEER AT THE SIGH BAR TODAY HURRY WHILE STOCKS LAST ASK FOR BRENDAN FREE BEER AT THE SIGH BAR TODAY HURRY WHILE STOCKS LAST ASK FOR BRENDAN FREE BEER AT THE SIGH BAR TODAY HURRY WHILE STOCKS LAST ASK FOR BRENDAN FREE BEER AT THE SIGH BAR TODAY HURRY WHILE STOCKS LAST ASK FOR BRENDAN FREE BEER AT THE SIGH BAR TODAY HURRY WHILE STOCKS LAST ASK FOR BRENDAN FREE BEER AT THE SIGH BAR TODAY HURRY WHILE STOCKS LAST ASK FOR BRENDAN FREE BEER AT THE SIGH BAR TODAY HURRY WHILE STOCKS LAST ASK FOR BRENDAN FREE BEER AT THE SIGH BAR TODAY HURRY WHILE STOCKS LAST ASK FOR BRENDAN FREE BEER AT THE SIGH BAR TODAY HURRY WHILE STOCKS LAST ASK FOR BRENDAN FREE BEER AT THE SIGH BAR TODAY HURRY WHILE STOCKS LAST ASK FOR BRENDAN FREE BEER AT THE SIGH BAR TODAY HURRY WHILE STOCKS LAST ASK FOR BRENDAN FREE BEER AT THE SIGH BAR TODAY HURRY WHILE STOCKS LAST ASK FOR BRENDAN FREE BEER AT THE SIGH BAR TODAY HURRY WHILE STOCKS LAST ASK FOR BRENDAN FREE BEER AT THE SIGH BAR TODAY HURRY WHILE STOCKS LAST ASK FOR BRENDAN FREE BEER AT THE SIGH BAR TODAY HURRY WHILE STOCKS LAST ASK FOR BRENDAN FREE BEER AT THE SIGH BAR TODAY HURRY WHILE STOCKS LAST ASK FOR BRENDAN FREE BEER AT THE SIGH BAR TODAY HURRY WHILE STOCKS LAST ASK FOR BRENDAN "
"hello"
"Do you believe this is a democracy"
"SORRY "
"Booo"
"Booo"
"Tis the season to be jolly tra la la la la la"
"Christmas shmistmas"
"Hi its Vicky down at the Sightbar"
"Hey you fuckers"
"There's nobody here"
"do not walk but listen do not walk but see"
"Hello, how are you doing"
"I am fine, hooker"
"fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck"
"fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck"
"This site is brought to you by Virtual Brighton. See it on w w w dot Brighton dot co dot uk"
"I'm sad that I couldn't get through to Lori and Julie. I hope they didn't try and couldn't get through, but it was very exc iting talking to them last week"
"This site is brought to you by Virtual Brighton. See it on w w w dot Brighton dot co dot u k"
"get in your car, bitch!"
"hello"
"tell me something I don't fuckin know"
"THE GRAND MASTER"
"this is satan, bitch"
"don't move just listen"
"THE GRAND MASTER is jesus"
"How can I tell you something you don't know when I don't know what you know"
"Hello my u.k. Friends I am back to visit."
"If no one stops to talk, do we just speak to each other?"
"yes"
"fuck you bitches"
"--More--
Riskab"
"fuck you bitches"
"fuck you bitches"
"fuck you bitches fuck you I hate you"
"Is there anyone there. ok"
"fuck you bitches fuck you I hate you"
"talk to me for fuck sake i'm here to talk and listen"
"fuck you bitches fuck you I hate you"
"can i be paid please simon"
"Lori I received your E mail "
"Is there anyone there. ok"
"Hello please stop and talk please stop and talk please stop and talk"
"hello from phi"
"Hey you fuckers"
"I am here please stop and talk please stop and talk please stop and talk please stop and talk"
"Please stop useing profanity while talking to these nice people. Try and use this as a tool to bring us together."
"Is that sara"
"Where is your dog if that is sara"
"TELETUBBIES RULE THE WORLD"
"Its Vicky Sarah. I am at the sighbar. How are you"
"hello and fuck you"
"greetings from philadelphia"
"Is your name Carla? Yes, Eric"
"no don't"
"havent you got anything better to do thatn talk to a camera all day"
"fuck philedelphia"
"HEY YOU"
"What is that water noise?"
"Its been a bad year for fleas"
"They are very hard to get rid of"
"Is that somebody's pussy juice squirting?"
"hello brighton is it as cold there as it is here"
"they withstand flea powder now - they are immune "
"Watch out for Micheal Howlett, he's bad.Watch out for Micheal Howlett, he's bad.Watch out for Micheal Howlett, he's bad.Watch out for Micheal Howlett, he's bad.Watch out for Micheal Howlett, he's bad.Watch out for Micheal Howlett, he's bad.Watch out for Micheal Howlett, he's bad.Watch out for Micheal Howlett, he's bad.Watch out for Micheal Howlett, he's bad.Watch out for Micheal Howlett, he's bad.Watch out for Micheal Howlett, he's bad.Watch out for Micheal Howlett, he's bad."
"HELLO YOU LOT"
"Is that your pussy juice squirting?"
"Hello I am speaking from Philadelphia."
"my god you are sad"
"And I am South Carolina"
"Hello. I am in Philadelphia"
"How are you all doing?"
"that jacket doesnt soot you"
"hi i am in philadelphia"
"Hi there in Philly. "
"IAre you a street whore?"
"downt honk your horn at me buster"
"Hello mate"
"got any chips mate ime starving"
"My name is eric and I am on my lunch break in south carolina. I need to talk to someone. "
"When in the course of human events. What is that from? Do you know, mate?"
"I am about to head back - Vicky"
"stop hanging around street corners"
"Is that Columbia, South Carolina"
""
"Brighton sucks shit"
"I would like to say hello to all my transatlantic friends and apologize for the idiot in philadelhhia. I live in North augusta south carolina."
""
"South carolina sucks shit"
"Whi is that in South Carolina?"
"You people aren't up for much conversation today. Obviously this is a small chid in philadelphia who can type. grow up."
"Brighton sucks shit"
"Why can't we all just get along?"
"pat"
"you there"
"hello all you lovely people in brighton"
"Good evening Brighton!"
"stop, come and talk to me you"
"pat"
"My name is eric from south carolina. I hope you all are doing very well and know that love conqurers all and jesus is alive and well."
"you in the car"
"do please stop and say hello"
"you just getting out your car"
"Hi there! Are all English women so beautiful?"
"eric from south carolina eats shit"
"hi guys"
"hi guys"
"eric from south carolina eats shit"
"eric from south carolina eats shit"
"stop, look, listen I know it's cold but stay here and talk to me"
"GO CLEMSON TIGERS!"
"Brighton sucks shit"
"Brighton sucks shit"
"GO CLEMPSON TIGERS!"
"Hey! Come back. Please please please!"
"If you all are ever in the southern part of the U.S., visit south carolina"
"hello there!!!"
"please stop and talk pleasestop and talk say hello "
"Hi"
"Brighton sucks shit"
"hello there!!! could some one tell me how this thing works"
"TALK TO ME in the U S A"
"You know, you should never be too busy in life to stop and make a new friend. Heloooo Brighton"
"GO CLEMMPSUN TIEGERRSS"
"go to hell you faggots"
"This RealPlayer feed from Duke Street"
"HELLO"
"Well, how about you talking to me in philly."
"Geeeeeeetttttttt yyyyooooooouuuurrrrr bbbbbiiiiiiigggggg iiiiiiiiisssssuuuuueeeeeeee hhhhheeeeeerrrrrreeeee"
"What's up?"
"hello hello hello"
"How about those florida state seminoles and those dallas cowboys."
"Hi it's one twenty in the afternoon in Miami Florida"
"hello what is your name"
"Hi there. I am a computer Internet connection. This if george from Philadelphia in the US."
"FSU rules, even though i am from south carolina, my name is eric"
"hello mates this is george"
"hello mates this is george"
"my name is sarafrom brighton"
"hello mates this is george"
"Hi there. I am a computer Internet connection. This if george from Philadelphia in the US."
"Hi there. I am a computer Internet connection. This if george from Philadelphia in the U.S."
"SMOKING?"
"sara from brighton stop and talk to me"
"Mike in Miami Hows the weather there"
"Hi it is cold here. what is your name this is george"
"YOU ARE TALKING TO SOUTH CAROLINA TOO"
"Great its 70 degrees"
"what is your name"
"HOLA FELICIDAES EN NAVIDAD Y PROSPERO A-O NUEVO"
"Nice to meet you, David. This is george. I have several mates from London here in Philadelphia this weekend."
"HEY DAVID WHAT TIME IS TIME THERE?"
"Yes Miami from the camera it appears to be dark there"
"hello katie i AM JUST ON MY WAY BACK"
"ONE THIRTY IN SOUTH CAROLINA ON FRIDAY"
"sARA HAS BEEN DOWN HERE USING THE MACHINE"
"up the hoops. I said up the hoops"
"WHO IS THAT IN sOUTH cAROLINA. iS IT ANYONE i KNOW - vICKY"
"Sarah is still here. She is coming back up there"
"This is eric from south carolina, my computer is kind of slow, but hello to all. what kind of gigs do you smoke?"
"hoops hoops hoops up the hoops"
"David. This is George. Is this your invention?"
"Sarah smokes cutters choice roll-ups"
"I'm not a red neck, I'm black, but most people here are rednecks, are there many black people in brighton?"
"This is george david. Doesn't it get annoying to the neighbors?"
"This is george david. Doesn't it get annoying to the neighbors?"
"its never quite as easy to talk wiht strangers as you might think, but ometimes you can't help responding when ased a question. ```do you feel the same way?"
"are you talking to me, mate?"
"Ok David. Thanks for talking. Maybe I'll try again later. Goodbye from Philadelphia. George leaves."
"Sarh will be in Duke Street shortly to talk to you"
"Brighton UK - it's cool, it's cool"
"I lived in Columbia, South Carolina for three years Vicky"
"Brighton UK - it's bloody cool, bloody cool"
"Hello, my name is ron, i just got on line"
"You look like a right berk standing in the middle of the pavement"
"i am from louisiana, new orleans to be exact"
"do you even give a shit?"
"they are comming"
"they are comming"
"they are comming"
"I hope you don't support rangers"
"hello fom Canada."
"This is Dave in Louisiana"
"Hi David it's Mike from Miami. I have a t one connection and its still hard to get online with you. Can you see the camera from where your standing because I can hardly see you?"
"baton rouge, really, what is your name please"
"Time to go to the pub"
"Wave at the camera."
"ah ha, hello ladies how are you doing"
"It Mike again it keeps cutting out on me and I can only hear part of the conversation"
"Hello, david. This is george from philadelphia. can you describe the street. we can't see much. thanks david. by the way nice ladies."
"This is an experiment and you're the guinea pigs why are you talking to me?"
"thanks david. see you later .enjoy the pub. bye from george."
"do you often talk to the wall?"
"David What time is it there"
"Its one thirty in the afternnon here"
"Hello, david. This is george from philadelphia. We have been reading about mad cow disease again. Is that still a worry for you?"
"david,,,,,,this is ron, do you know i am watching you on my computer "
"David. This is george. are there any other sites like this one?"
"Mike in Miami I can't make out what your saying. is the microphone close to you?"
""
"david,,,,,,this is ron, I am sorry about the delay. how far are you from London"
"David. This is george from philadelphia. who's your friend?"
"Tell me you don't support Glasgow Rangers"
"david,,,,,,this is ron, I have been there before. I thought it was great"
"hello sarah. this is george from philadelphia. Very nice to meet you."
"david,,,,,,this is ron, no brighton, i am sorry, Imeant london"
" David this is Mike I can hear you better now. Is the image on the sidewalk"
"Hello, david. This is george from philadelphia. I run our internet site in philadelphia."
"david,,,,,,this is ron, you are a very funny man. you have a great sence of humor"
"david,,,,,,this is ron, you are a very funny man. you have a great sence of humor"
"the veektory is agood pub"
"can you get us a bag of chips,please?"
"that is true"
"david,,,,,,this is ron, what is your lady friends name"
"have a goo d evening"
"Is Katie around?"
"David, its Mike. How come it ends on December 13th"
"blasted racket "
"david,,,,,,this is ron, i am sorry, i did not understand your name, could you please spell it"
"Do you know a big baldy bloke from Brighton called Nigel?"
"This is awesome. you should extend this longer"
"david get one in for me...yes"
"so get connected"
"this is ron, i did not understand the ladies name, could you please spell it"
"Hi, this is Thomas in Minneapolis. Are you close to Willy Wonka's chocolate factory?"
"Sara, were you here yesterday?"
"Have you got no homes to go to?"
"ohh the passage of time"
"Sara Jesus loves you"
"dont feel guilty.just enjoy"
"Hi george it's eric again from hicktown south carolina."
"God bless you all"
"1 + 2 = 3"
"hello"
"Mike in Miami"
"Why do Americans have to bring God into it?"
"You should brush up on your math"
"Mike in Miami loves Jesus"
"hey ..mike,,not far from south caorolna..yeh"
"What is that repetitive sound like a toilet flushing?"
"coooool"
"its hard to hear you when the cars go by. Yes I am a christian"
"cyber bar"
"Hello From America"
"It truely amazes me how much you all know about american geography and we know so little about yours. I love Jesus too. this is eric"
"How is the weather"
"Hello, mates, a big hello from Jake in Seattle Washington"
"s,a,r,a,,sara,,,this is ron, does your name right when the computer says it"
"Hi sara,its Mike , My friends call me a Jesus freak. One day they will know the truth. I have been a Christian for four years ."
"I met jesus a long time ago and he has been with me every since. what's up david"
"Have a good week-end"
"By Sara see you tommorrow Mike"
"s,ae,r,ae,,sara,,,this is ron, i will try to be here tomorrow "
"Take care of yourselves, stay warm, and stay away from the Christians!"
"Ok Sara around 3 or so"
"You who. I can still see you."
"I'm singing in the rain, just singing in the rain"
"Hello"
"I'm singing in the rain, just singing in the rain"
"Eric from south carolina says goodbye and I love you all."
"fuck this"
"are the people in Brighton weary of this little experiment?"
"I'm singing in the rain, just singing in the rain"
"Hello donna"
"What a nice voice you have, sing on"
"I did rather like your singing"
"Duke Street! Where the girls are fat, and we like them like that!"
"Bye bye bye"
"nice to meet you"
"Uh huh, uh huh, uh huh uh huh uh huh!"
"The queue for speaking is much too long"
"l be really sweet to talk with you"
"And it is difficult to find someone to speak to"
"I wonder what's happening inside the gallery? And where's taht Tim Clark music? I'd like to hear that!"
"I should find myself speaking to people on the web and not the street"
"Walla Walla Washington"
"Oh well."
"And are the people of Brighton speaking tonight?"
"you might be speaing to the web but the street might be an accidental audience too"
"You must remember this, a kiss is just a kiss, a smile is just a smile"
"Oh no you don't."
"hello"
"first person to say something, wins a teapot!"
"first person to say something, wins a teapot!"
"Hello there"
"hello. who are you?"
"I'll like to teach the world to sing"
"hello. david here. who are you?"
"hello brighton merry christmas"
"hello england merry christmas"
"martin from germany greets brighton, merry christmas"
"hello girls, how are you"
"hello"
"nice coat, very nice coat"
"hello"
"come to me and speak with me, ha ha ha "
"please talk to me"
"i wish you a merry christmas, and a happy new year "
""
"i am a barbie girl in a barbie world, life in plastic is fantastic, ho ho ho"
"hi form oklahoma"
"hi form oklahoma"
"come to me, sing with me, ho ha ho"
"hello from buffalo new york"
"my name is odie from buffalo"
"martin from germany greets england, how are you"
""I'm Buff and I just tuned in from Bloomsbury, New Jersey""
"how are you today "
"nice coat, very nice coat"
"hello brighton"
"nice day in okla. about 45 dg"
"nice day in okla. about 45 dg"
"where are you from "
"hello casty"
"is it cold there today"
"hello from buffalo new york my name is odie"
"ho,ho,ho"
"my name is steve"
"hello steve, greets from martin from germany"
"hello! shoppers of Brighton"
"hi how are you"
"yes i can see you"
"Tell us a joke ?"
"nice shoes, very nice shoes"
"odie says he can see you how are you today I am from buffalo new york"
"A stick?"
"odie wants to know do you like christmas "
"We know you are not mad!"
"where have all the oysters gone?"
"what is your name"
"odie thinks that this is great talking to someone so far away"
"Hi there"
"oh god, so many people speaking with my mouth"
"hello there, merry christmas"
"odie says hi castey"
"what is your name"
"odie is looking for casey"
"Hallo, I'm speaking to you from America"
"In Washington Deeceeerica"
"Katie, how was your yoga exercise yesterday?"
"odie wants to know if you miss him"
"odie is saving up lot of money so he can come to duke street and take you casey out for a pint or two"
"Hi from the White House"
"brrooomm"
"odie is poor casey so you probely will not like me i am a base player in a rock band"
"where do you come from"
"What is the intent of this experiment?"
"odie has to make it big first then he will travel all over the world"
"odie has to make it big first then he will travel all over the world"
"how's life"
"hello from washington d.c! are you holiday shopping?"
"yes, i can hear you! hi from washington!"
"no parking here"
"Wine is alcoholic grape juice. When the alcohol level of wine reaches thirteen point five percent it naturally stops fermenting."
"washington, DC! it's cold here!"
"where is heike"
"No, Andrew from Washingtons?"
"hallo folks"
"my name is stephanie."
"No, its Bill Clintond from Washington"
"what's your name?"
"hallo, i am handybent from germany"
"hi pete!"
"odie wants casey to please sing to him"
"why are you standing there?"
"hello from germany,here is martin"
"hey, say hallo"
"you touch my heart!"
"I'm Hillary Clinton"
"there are several people talking here"
"This is your queen speaking"
"hello, i am waiting for heike, where is she"
"smoking stunts your growth!"
"hello duke street this is ken in london"
"Its true call me your majesty"
"m‰‰‰‰‰‰‰‰‰‰‰‰hh"
"Charles is here too with Camilla"
"casey you can come to buffalo new york and sing in my band we are called the blastards"
"short? leave his personal self out of this"
"short? leave his personal self out of this"
"this is my first time in brighton"
"blabla"
"is that starbucks coffee?"
"hello duke street this is ken in london"
"Oh well I wish it could be Christmas everyday"
""
"it's not christmas yet!"
"hi from washington, DC!"
"odie is looking for casey"
"hi from washington, DC!"
"Hello, I happened upon you site. Who are you"
"casey where did you go"
"check out that guy down the street"
"Hello"
"hello from odie in buffal new york"
"Hello, I can barely hear you...but I am still here."
"greets from martin in germany"
"i'm stephanie, from washington dc"
"Keith says hello"
"even a stopped clock. gives the right time twice a day. even a stopped clock. gives the right time twice a day. Even a stopped. stopped. stopped. clock. gives the right time twice a day. Even a stopped clock. gives the right time. twice a day. even a stopped. stopped. clock. gives the right time twice a day. stop."
"Please stop walking on me, it is a quarter past four."
"odie is looking for his casey were are you my bird"
"hey, what's up people?"
"it's no fun if no one stops to chat!"
"Look at the menu in Browns."
"hello there. yes you. how are you today? That is a lovely coat. Very nice. How is the weather today?"
"Hello from Michael in Minneapolis"
"give me your number and i can call you instead."
"where did casey go"
"i guess not."
"How much is a cheese sandwich in Browns?"
"Hello there from Australia"
"are you an artist? what is your art?"
"Look up to your left. We are watching you."
"hello and welcome to brighton"
"hello michael, hello stephanie, greets from Martin in germany"
"Hey. What are you looking at?"
"hello"
"hello casey"
"You are being looked at by a guy in Melbourne Australia"
"Heloo from Neil at the seven dials"
"Have you been shopping for christmas?"
"50 pounds to the first person to sing any spice girl song"
"hey, kiss me buddy"
"hello from london, introduce yourselves"
"Is anybody out there?"
"Hi guys, you look cold."
"i love your singing"
"hello and welcome to brighton"
"who are you? do I know you?"
"Hello from Florida in the United States"
"hello and welcome to brighton"
"hello and welcome to brighton"
"Hi from Neil at the seven dials"
"sorry are you Leon? was that your name...what do you do Leon?"
"odie from buffalo new york says hello all in brighton"
"what is your favorite spice girl. i like emma. the saucy one."
"stephanie in washington, dc says hi!"
"hello, how are you, , oh really, , have a nice day"
"hello and welcome to brighton"
"hi martin in germany. we might as well talk to each other!"
"what is the building across the street from this mic"
"pssst. come over here and talk."
"hello and welcome to brighton"
"Hello.. from Florida in the united states.."
"Look at Brown's, the restaurant"
"you drive on the wrong side of the road."
"Hello, from Valerie in the United States."
"Hi from Neil at the seven dials"
"Hello from Florida.. in the unites states.. it's warm here.. "
"very cold weather here in Minneapolis"
"shut up saying hello from florida"
"i am a barbie girl. in a barbie world. you can brush my hair. and drive me anywhere. imagination. that is my creation. come on barbie let's go party. I'm a barbie girl. in a barbie world. wrapped in plastic. that is fantastic. you can touch. you can play. if you say that I'll be yours. because. I'm a barbie girl. A plastic fantastic barbie girl."
"I like that coat.. sweet heart"
"come on baby light my fire"
"hello this is odie from buffalo new york if you drink a lot the ten second delay gets shorter"
"Yes, we can hear you.. say hello to Florida.."
"is that Katie?"
"john wind are you there?"
"Hello also, to to Buffalo New York, from Florida.."
"i like your shoes."
"hello casey yes i want you to come to buffalo and sing in my band the blastards"
"no, I meant John in philadelphia"
"hi buffalo, hi florida, from washington d.c."
"we play hard rock new wave"
"hello Katy"
"No, I want to talk to you"
"this is George"
"The delay is currently about 30 seconds"
"good evening from ken in london"
"Katy, is that you in the white top?"
"hello katy. good day to you. katy, you apparently have a fan club on the Internet. Perhaps you will make the cover of a telly magazine now. ha ha"
"Katiepolitan"
"An Aussie is watching you girls. Say Good Day"
"Tell me, is a sandwich at Browns still over five quid?"
"Florida says.. stay and talk with us. It takes a minute to send these messages."
"is it cold in brighton ?"
"George in Florida can hear you but your picture is rather small"
"it's cold here in washington d.c."
"katy you are a goddess the Internet loves you. But there are some silly people out there, aren't there?"
"It looks to be very busy there on the street what time is it now"
"you must be kidding. it was supposed to be mild."
"odie has long hair and tatoos, and he sounds like a puf over this dam speaker, i have a much better voice than this one"
"Katie, Florida wants to know.. can you stand in from of the automobile so we can see you better?"
"hello lisa and suzy and katy of coursse. It is lovely to see you. What are you up to?"
"hi from dali"
"fur is dead, man"
"we can see you better there near the car"
"HELLO FROM INDIANA"
"Hello"
"odie is having a hard time talking to you it takes much too long for it to get to you, I have enouf time to smoke a full fag before you can hear me"
"we can see and hear you very well but I'm afraid that this voice you hear sucks"
"Katie.. what is you telephone number..? Florida wants to call you..!"
"How are you today?"
"its a pity i cant see all you young ladies"
"you are a bunch of silly people"
"odie is comming to blackpool in january to record a sound track, casey with a t I will look you up then"
"hello Brighton"
"katie katie bobatie fe fi fo matie, katie"
"odie likes silver chair, masdon"
"This is George in Florida, I hate to tell you this but I'm getting ready to go to the beach"
"hello earthlings"
"this is fascinating!"
"I am from Michigan in the United States and It is cold here too"
"not all of us want your phone number. hi from stephanie in washington, d.c."
"susan it's rory here are you there"
"It looks pretty cold there , how is the shopping going"
"I like Underworld. Prodigy. Extra Fancy. What kind of music do you like? Hey there baby. Can i buy you a drink? Just kidding."
"i have thick socks on. i'm upstairs in my house on my computer with you."
"You are being watched by a spunk in Melbourne"
"everything sounds sinister through this univoice"
"odie will go to duke street january 15th at 1500 hours and will be the cool guy walking past you casey"
"hola,como estais por ahi?"
"Come on sing a spice girls song"
"all alone now are you?"
"Hello from Los Angeles California"
"your program works fine here in london congratulations"
"What time is it there?"
"hello I am in Dorchester looking at you"
"Have you read any good books lately? I like "Being Digital" by Nicholas Negroponte. Of course, there is always that book about poor Princess Di."
"Hello from Lancaster"
"plenty of parking on the street!"
"what is tour name "
"please tell casey i have to go and will talk to her again bye fror now"
"You better get some shopping done now"
"what is your name "
"What is the light on the footpath? "
"Good bye from dorchester"
"Merry Christmas and a happy new year."
"Merry Christmas and a happy new year."
"Merry Christmas and a happy new year."
"hi follks"
"This is your queen, speaking to you from Buckingam palace"
"hi folks"
"It is a bit hard to have a conversation as the Net is a bbit slow as usual"
"I can see you"
"You are international Stars. Wave to us"
"this program works well but I wish I could get a better look at you love"
"Twinky winky, dipsy, laa laa, po......Tellytubbies are here"
"So what do you think of this silly thing. It is pretty strange. Do not feel lonely, however. We are here with you."
"OK everyone introduce yourselvs, People in the street first"
"i wish i was there instead of in washington, d.c. right now! i had fun--toodleloo!"
"you kids are just pissing about arnt you."
"Hello lisa"
"So what happened to that Michigan man who came there in person? Katy, you have a lovely accent."
"go home you little twerps!"
"is Duke Street always so busy"
"Ok was that, Lisa and Tracy?"
"Katy step out to the street so I can tell which one you are"
"Haven't you got anything better to do?"
"Hello Brighton. Is that you Viki? Tony calling from Canada."
"my name is Michael"
"who is this guy?"
"Good day say something to Australia"
"what are you doing tonight? Do you fancy a date?"
"Is that you Viki? Tony calling from Canada."
"I am from Melbourne"
""
"Hello fellas"
"stand back from the wall so we can all see you. You little gits!"
"You talk too much"
"Harry the camera is on the wall"
"Thanks shortarse"
"Hallo Harry"
"Above you to the right is the camera wave"
"Hello how old are you"
"we hear everything you say Harry watch it"
"Come on you guys give us a wave"
"brighton is a really crap place to live."
"Hi this Dave from Lancaster. Gives us a wave"
"Hey Internet people they are shy"
"I'd like to give a shout out to the world. Shout out to Brighton. Shout out to Melbourne. Shout out to New York City. Shout out to Los Angeles. Shout out to Seattle. Shout out to Lancaster. Props from my peeps."
"get on up, get on up, stay on the scence, like a sex machine. get on up, get on up, stay on the scence, like a sex machine."
"Does anybody want to talk"
"Greetings all. My name is Tony. How are you tonight?"
"Hi Brighton"
"I'm OK. You're OK. Well, actually I'm OK. You're not OK. Am I neurotic? No. I am machine. There is no neurosis here."
"bOOM BOOM BOOM! SAY WAYO!"
"Suzie, chris, can you here me?"
"Hello from Michigan"
"Lisa, are you still there?"
"Pretty baby pretty baby come and talk to me"
"This is prince charles speaking and here is Camilla"
"Jesus loves you"
"Hello out there?!"
"not you fellows"
"Get off you Jesus freak"
"Hi Viki. How are you tonight?"
"Speak to us we can see and hear you"
"I think there is room for religious tolerance on the internet, dont you?"
"Speak to me please in Washington"
"lISA, LET US HERE YOUR POEM"
"I love poetry. Can you read it to me?"
"I'm lonely and desperate in Washingtonn"
"selvam"
"Lisa, can you tell chris that she can come down here in 30 minutes. you too if you like. it works okay"
"Sing a song I'm a Barbie girl"
"Let's hear your poem"
"Don't write a poem read it"
"MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB, SHE THOUGHT IT RATHER SILLY, SHE THROUGH IT UP INTO THE AIR, AND COURT IT BY IT'S WILLY"
"Greetings human. How are you today human? I envy you human. You can laugh. You can cry. You can feel. I am without love. The absence of love breeds evil."
"If my sister from norway asks for me tell her i am on my way"
"Hello I can hear you talk to me"
"What is the little childs name"
"Hi Andrea how are you"
" Hello Nigel. How are you today? Hello Andrea. Can you sing a song for us?"
"Will you send me some fish and chips in Wash"
"yahoooooooooooooooooooooooooo"
"Who is the lady with the long blonde hair?"
"who is there"
"who the hell is moaning there?"
"PLEASE send me fish and chips over the internet to Washington?"
" Hello Halinka. I am Brett in the U.S.A. How are you today?"
"My name is Mike"
"I'm hungry in Washington and want some fish and chips Halinka"
"I'm Ita in Prague"
"Halinka, this is katie. I am at work right now. "
" My name is Brett. B R E T T I am in Seattle, USA. I am a music editor for a magazine"
"Halinka, is there a pub nearby, lets have a beer"
"Helinka step out in the street so we can see you honey"
"It is the middle of the night in Australia"
"Have you finished the poem? I would like to hear it."
"you look very nice"
"Halinka, you have lovely legs"
"Do you guys like cricket"
"can you do a little dance around the light"
"Hello from Montreal"
"Hello my name is Mike Stefaniak"
"Why not do a striptease"
"My name isi SAB from Montreal"
"I think our friend mike is a bit kinky...and where is he from?"
"I write about all sorts of music. Rock. Pop. Techno. Rap. All of that. What kind of music do you like?"
"mike was the rude one....was the montreal person called mercedes"
"maybe if you dance, you will keep yourselves warm?"
"Hello it is 12:15pm here in Michigan"
"so go on do a line dance for us"
"Do you have a computer? It would be nice to chat without the delay."
"Sab from Montreal tell you that there is a lag between us so don't be bored"
"hello"
"who needs a computer when you have the street?"
"Montreal GO AWAY. Hallinka are you going for a swim in the sea"
"i will give you my e-mail ok "
"i HAD TO GO AND GET SOME FOOD, i MISSED LISA'S POEM. lISA READ YOUR PPOEM PLEASE."
"Dzu. Dzu. HO.HO.zz ooe ui ui. Thats what i call music"
"who is nigel then?"
"Sing a spice girls song for the world"
"Nigel is that i stammer or a scanner?"
"Sab From Montreal email is G B 0 9 1 8 3 9 at UQAM point C A repete after you take a pencil ok "
"Go for a swim and don't be a wimp, Hallinka"
"Is that a scanner in "
""
"Sab From Montreal email is G B 0 9 1 8 3 9 at UQAM point C A repete after you take a p"
"Hello, funny li"
"David, show me your pants"
"do you think my voice is sexy"
"Yesterday a nice man matthew showed me his pants"
"Where is the wonderful katie?"
"hello"
"this is the spirit of christmas past"
"You are talking to Melbourne. It is warm here"
"haven't you got anything better to do than stand around here?"
"haven't you got anything better to do than stand around here?"
"hello melbourne...is that "
"do you think this is an interesting piece of artwork?"
"How is the weather today?"
"is it good art? why do you like it?"
"to all you must be careful because there is a delay between what you speak and what you listen ok ok if it's ok please put you hand on the air so i can understand that all is right thanks a lot "
"believe me I am all flesh and blood"
"believe me I am all flesh and blood"
"Matthews pants are purple and yellow, davids pants are paisley, Jane has lacey knickers on"
"so many of you there...are you having a party?"
"I'll show you mine if you show me yours first"
"the camera is above you to "
"please can you ask the car driver back to you to put his car's light off because the camera is being bli"
"do you think I am a naughty girl then?"
"hello this is Jason"
"Jingle bells. Jingle bells. Jingle all the way. Oh how much fun it is to ride. In a one horse open sleigh. Hey."
"Oh. Come on then. Show us the full monty. Don't be shy. Show us the full monty. The full monty, if you please."
"To the person who doesnt believe i am real, look at my mouth on the ground and imagine the rest of me. i will come and sort you out if you carry on do"
"I'm From"
"sing the barbie girl song"
"Matthews pants are purple a"
"some music, some music, some alien music"
"who is the prime minister of Australia"
"Im from michigan"
"Im from"
"Give us a looksie. Please. Just a looksie. Give us a looksie, if you please."
"I am definitely an alien...people run scared from me, which is why I choose to communicate with you this way"
"When di was in paris where did she like to crash?"
"Michigan United States"
"Hello Brian"
"The Internet is a perverse place. You got to love it. Hello Brian of Brighton. Brian, give us a looksie. sHow us the full monty, ey?"
"I am an alien, i have been trying to contact you for millions of years. at last success"
"Brian, show us your pants"
"This is Jason"
"Jane, do you really have lacey knickers on"
"i AM AN ALIEN, i AM A LEEFLE ALIEN.E"
"How are you"
"something intelligent something elkse, something other...something silly...something...something intelligent and interesting"
"It's a bit rowdy out here, isn't it? Intelligent life? On the Internet? This is a world of Telletubbies and Spice Girls and Barbie Girls. No. There is no imtelligent life here. By the way, would you show us the full"
"hi"
"--More--
Riska"
"gRAB A PEN AND i WILL GIVE YOU MY PHO"
"I'm Sab's friend from New York City "
"You all look cold. Why do you not lite a fire?"
"--More--
Ri"
"gRAB A PEN AND i WILL GIVE YOU MY PHONE NUMBER"
"gRAB A PEN AND i WILL GIVE YOU MY PHONE NUMBER"
"Hi from New York your are very gentil to spreak to us thanks a lot"
"this is regine, I would like to say hello to everyone out there"
"What have you got in your shopping bag"
"hello"
"sometimes people call me regina"
"This is Glenn from Australia are you going to the pub"
"Why dont you put the hat on your head to keep you warm"
"what do you think regina rhymes with?"
"This is Andrew in Washington. Won't anyone speak to me?and chips please"
"Yes I am in Melbourne. Go have a lager for me"
"Have you put your hat on, i cannot see very well"
"Fish and chips in Washington, please"
"tHIS DAVE IN LANCASTER GIVE US A WAVE"
"I'm hungry and lonely in Washington please everyone"
"I love you all"
"Free beer at the Cyba"
"What did saint peter say to Lady Di at the pearly gates?"
"Good Night from Toronto"
"Please say hallo to me in Washington. My name is Bill Clinton"
"greetings from connecticut u s a "
"And I'm Hillary Clinton. Hi"
"bill, this is your secretary, thanks for the good tome"
"Sab From Montreal will sing you a song in french if"
"LANCASTER CALLING. bILL CLINTON "
"greetings from memphis tennessee. Can you speak with me?"
"Hello From Bay City Michigan. My name is Michael Stefaniak. Talk to me ok"
"YES IT CERTAINLY IS"
"You are can"
"How did Brighton and Hove Albion do today? This is Hillary Clinton asking"
"I am katie, sto kwi"
"is that the naughty michael? this is regina from London, why not talk to MEEEEEE too?"
"This is Hillary. I Love Bill, you know"
"voulez vous couchez avec moi ce soir?"
"If you were inteligent. You would not be talking to the sidewalk."
"It's true, you people in Brighton. I'm Hillary in the White House"
"Yes. I would like a Big Mac. Fries. and a large coke. Did you get that? Oh shit. They always screw my order up. I Big Mac please."
"The weather is very cold today in Montreal"
"do you have a grilfriend?...and what was your name anyway?"
"this is memphis. it is around 50 degrees here."
"so nigel and david, this is regina...how about a threesome?"
"today in montreal it's minus 10 with wi"
"nIGEL AND DAVE, DO YOU HAVE LOTTERY TICKETS."
"not in this town. you see him all "
"hello this is robin from connecticut how are you this evening"
"regina quite likes the idea of elvis too, maybe this girl is greedy?"
"Can you sing us all a christmas"
"regina is in London....and I'll show you mine if you show me yo"
"I am Glenn in Melbourne. I am the only one who is not cold"
"regina might give you her telephone number if you serenade me"
"funnily enough regina lives in Kings cross"
"I am Elvis yo"
"WHO DID YOU SAY YOU NEW AT LANCASTER U"
"watch out for that car"
"This is Bill Clinton again. Tony Blair is an idiot, isn'"
"was that david or nigel who is from "
"This is the Internet psychic. I see something interesting in your future. Money. Success. Love. Do you have any questions for me?"
"regina is still waiting for a song and "
"A MASTERS IN WHAT"
"Are you chasing the girls tonight Nigel"
"david....how tall are you david...I need some statistics before we can take this any further"
"This is Memphis. Anyone care for some tea?"
"Do you feel lucky Nigel"
"so Katie, what do you reckon...which oie do you fancy, nigel or david?"
"3 IN THE BED AND THE LITTLE ONE SAID"
"My name is Emar. I am from planet Zorkon. You will be assymilated. Resistance is futile."
"Go away Regina in Kings Cross. Say hallo to Andrew in Washington. I used to live in Highbury."
"Like a candle in the wind"
"Sing I am a little teapot "
"Arsenal play at Highbury"
"hello andrew, this is regina, why don't yopu want to talk to me...what ius wrong with me...."
"Hallo Fred"
"Did you know that you can say shit on the Internet? Fuck too. There are all sorts of nasty possibilities. Beavis and Butthead would like this."
"This is memphis again. hello fredrick."
"what is the rudest thing that people have done so far"
"I dare you to piss on the footpath"
"move away from the wall so I can see you better"
"From Montreal I ask you Where is located brighton"
"You look a right group of wankers"
"This is memphis again. it takes a while to get these messages through. Hel"
"Hello Frederic. Hello Lucas. Hello everyone. "
"elvis lives."
"hello lucas and frederick, nice to"
"LISA, LISA, WHERE FOR ART THOU LISA"
"he is here in memphis. you see him in the pubs every evening."
"Did someone really drop their trousers? Is that archived on the site?"
"I khnow that is in england but where from London"
""
"please speak one at a time and slowly"
"hello there handsome"
"NIGEL"
"regina wants to know if david has a girlfriend ?"
"Can you tell me how to get to Sesame Street?"
"i THINK TOO MANY PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO USE THIS AT ONCE"
"regina wantsd to know where evryone is, and what just went wrong?"
"Can you tell me how to get to Sesame Street?"
"Regina in Kings Cross, this is Andrew in Washington DC. I love you really, you know."
"are melbourne, montreal and memphis still there?"
"what a very noisy lorry"
"it is too loud"
"We all love you Regina"
"We all love you Regina"
"Hello from Bay city Michigan My name is Michael"
"Hi there. Is Tony Blair as STOOPID as he seems?"
"w w w backslash dot com dot com back slash back slash dot come w w w w w w w w dot com dot com dot com"
"Hi there. Is Tony Blair as stupid as he seems?"
"regina loves you all, david, nigel, brighton and all my public"
"Hi there. Is Tony Blair as stupid as he seems?"
"SOMEONE@SOMEWHERE.PLACE"
"What about me, Andrew in Washington?"
"tell me david, give me your details"
"hey there sexy. you have a very seductive voice. talk to us for awhile. maybe even we are lucky, you will show us your willy"
"have ytou got a girlfriend already?"
"do us a brown eye boys"
"This is Andrew in DC. Can I have my fish and chips now please?"
"HOW DO YOU GET TWO OLD LADIES TO SHOUT FUCK?"
"This is Andrew in DC. Can I have my fish and chips now please?"
"david, regina didn't ask about the willy just the girlfriend! I'm not that kind of girl, honestly...mind you....."
"enough with the fish and chips. how about a big mac, fries, and a coke. maybe even a willy or two haha"
"david, that wasn't me....but I would like an answer on the girlfriend"
"My Names Bond - James Bond"
"lET US HERE LISA'S POEM"
"oh, regina is devastated...."
"Regina - you're disgusting. When can we meet?"
"where are you logging in from James Bond??"
"anybody want to fool around?"
"Regina I like you even if no-one else does."
"regina is transferring her revolting affections to James Bond...tell me more James...."
"The Internet is all about willies, isn't it. Oh well. Such if life. Willies aren't so bad then, after all. A lot of us have them."
"who is it that likes regina???...."
"This is Andrew in DC. No fish and chips have come through my fax yet"
"Glenn from Melbourne is watching and talking"
"This is Andrew in DC. No fish and chips have come through my fax yet"
"is christina here yet from new york city?"
"Hey Andrew give up on your fish and chips"
"Regina, will you send me some fish and chips please?"
"Hello...this is Debbie in Ohio...how are you this evening?"
"James Bond, come back...where are you"
"Someone has an obsession with fish and chips. And Willy apparently."
"regina likes fancier food than fish and chips it has to be said"
"You people in Brighton talk too much among yourselves instead of listening to us."
"You people in Brighton talk too much among yourselves instead of listening to us."
"what do you think regina likes to eat david?"
"what do you think regina likes to eat david?"
"who is going to the pub tonight and have a few pints"
"Goodbye Regina - love from Andrew"
"you got it there blokes!"
"Chris Eubank here ..."
"Who is going to get lucky tonight"
"This is O J Simpson here"
"regina's middle name is mary actually"
"Will you shut that looney up"
"aND YOU BELIEVE ALL THAT CRAP?"
"Please be quiet"
"jesus was a pretty boy, and gay with it"
"Goodbye. Please be quiet"
"well I guess you are looking forward to christmas then"
"oI, DICKHEAD, FUCK OFF AND DIE"
"oI, DICKHEAD, FUCK OFF AND DIE"
"hi this is betty in new york ... how are you brighton-ers today? .... there is a lot of net congestion between us ...."
"thank god that that jesus freak nutcase is gone"
"why don't you shut up and listen, to listen is more blessed than to spout"
"has the loony pissed off yet?"
"yes that was me 3 weeks ago, betty. are you out buying a christmas present for me?"
"YANKS ARE PRATS AND SO IS HE"
"Sing the Barbie Girl song with me. I'm a Barbie Girl. In a Barbie World. Wrapped in plastic. That's fantastic. You can brush my hair. And drive me anywhere. Imagination. I am your creation. Come on Barbie Lets go party. I'm a barbie girl. In a barbie world."
"i, betty, could use a faster C.P.U. for my macintosh. and an S.G.I. would be nice too. haha."
"This is Andrew in DC. My fish and chips have arrived via the fax but they are all squashed and slimey and greasy"
"This is Andrew in DC. My fish and chips have arrived via the fax but they are all squashed and slimey and greasy"
"How do you like my singing? That religious thing was very surreal. You must save that for the r kive."
"hello barbie, this is ken, how about it?"
"Please e-mail me my fish and chips"
"For God's sake Andrew eat those fish and chips and change topics"
"Please e-mail me my fish and chips"
"WHERE IS LISA? i WANT TO HEAR POEM "
"WHERE IS LISA? i WANT TO HEAR POEM "
"This is Andrew. A Pint with my fish and chips too please"
"This is Andrew. You are very unkind to me"
"Where's Regina?"
"Give my regards to Duke Street"
"hi -- did i (betty) ever tell you that i despertaely want to visit cornwall england?"
"where is susan? she said she might be here....I want to meet her"
"where is susan? she said she might be here....I want to meet her"
"Goodbye from a fish and chipless Andrew in Washington"
"Goodbye from a fish and chipless Andrew in Washington"
"who is asking for regina"
"WHAT TIME FOR LISA'S POEM ON MONDAY?"
"Goodbye from a fish and chipless Andrew in Washington"
"Glenn from Melbourne is still here. I am very tired and it is nearly breakfast time"
"Don't worry, be happy. I will keep you company as long as you like."
"Show us your tits"
"WHAT TIME FOR LISA'S POEM ON MONDAY?"
"say something rude"
"Hello again, we made it to the cy bar"
"where are the other people on the 'net here from?"
"hELLO BEN"
"Where do we find Benjamin?"
"hello david, regina here....give us a kiss then"
"my cat's name is mrs. peel. she is here with me -- betty."
"HELLO BEN, THIS IS DAVE FROM THE NORTH"
"meow meow justin meow meow "
"Say hello to Jasper"
"hey little boy what are you getting for christmas"
"NORTH ENGLAND"
"NORTH ENGLAND"
"Hi its Mike in Miami keep up the witnessing and God Bless Talk to you all Monday"
"big snog back from regina"
"go on, give us a song and dance then"
"santa here, what do you want for christmas little girl?"
"who is the prime minister of Australia"
"i think there is a potty mouth among us."
"hello"
"Say hello to Howie woof woof"
"hELLO BEN. oF COURSE YOU ARE A BOY"
"hELLO BEN. oF COURSE YOU ARE A BOY"
"sorry about that little boy, come sit on my lap and tell me what you want for christmas"
"Litte boy. This is Santa. Have you been good this year? Lots of presents are on the way!"
"what do you want for christmas Ben?"
"ninja and Sandra say hello to you all and to howie the dog and the cat and all the Barbie girls and boys......... oh yes and all the jesus freaks in the world to!"
"DO YOU LIKE THE TELITUBBIES? LA LA, DIPSI, PO"
"what is a tin pin book?"
"i have to go now -- tally ho from betty."
"WHATS YOUR NAME?"
"And what do you want the girl in the light jacket?"
"Why did the chicken cross the road? You mean you don't know. Pity."
"tRACY OR KATY"
"We are cyborg"
"a tin tin book it is. Be good and Santa will deliver."
"KATY, DO YOU HAVE E-MAIL?"
"KATY, DO YOU HAVE E-MAIL?"
"New Jersey is watching you"
"No woman No cry"
"sO, WHAT TIME ON MONDAY"
"Hello there from Belgium"
"I'd like to teach the world to sing in perfect harmony, with apple trees and honey bees and snow white turtle doves"
"Ben do you know that it is summer in Australia?"
"How are you young man"
"Hello from Edmonton Alberta Canada. I am Tony. How are you this evening?"
"It's cold here in New Jersey"
"bEN, JUMP UP AND DOWN AND WAVE TO THE WORLD"
"bEN, JUMP UP AND DOWN AND WAVE TO THE WORLD"
"Gidday"
"Do you like big macs Benjamin?"
"young benjamin. what is your favorite Teletubby? Do you like Tinky WInky?"
"dAVE FROM LANCS HERE, LOUD AND CLEAR"
"dAVE FROM LANCS HERE, LOUD AND CLEAR"
"Hey Casey do you have a sister in South Australia"
"No TV. No Big Mac? What do you like to do young Benjamin."
"tHE BEST TUBBBIE IS POE"
"Where are Ben's mum and dad give us a wave"
"Benjamin. Do you know who doctor sues is?"
"New Jersey loves C S Lewis also"
"Do you like the spice girls ben?"
"THIS IS HARD WORK"
"THIS IS HARD WORK"
"hello little one..are you anxious for father christmas?"
"yOU DON'T SEEM TO LIKE ANYTHING"
"yOU DON'T SEEM TO LIKE ANYTHING"
"I read the Chronicles of Narnia to my children when they were small"
"WHAT MUSIC DO YOU LIKE BEN?"
"I wonder how old you are ben and do you like cricket"
"how come you don't believe in father christmas?"
"KATY, WE LOVE YOU"
"I have a four year old daughter Ben and she is asleep at the moment"
"Benjamin. Can you sing jingle bells for me. Pretty please?"
"are you feeling famous now?"
"OK, WHO ELSE IS ON HEAR? i AM DAVE FROM NORTH ENGLAND,"
"Jingle bells jingle bells jingle all the way o what fun it is to ride in a one horse open sled"
"look up and do a group wave at the camera we are looking at you from"
"Hi.... I'm calling from Canada, how are you tonight?"
"What has happened to Dave and Nigel?"
"Buff from New Jersey is watching you also"
"Matthews pants are purple and yellow"
"WE WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS, WE WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS, WE WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR."
"who is down there...please introduce yourselves...this is regina from london again...I just had a tea break and now I'm back"
"And so say all of us!"
"I'm going to get my Christmas tree now in New Jersey"
"Jah Rastafari Live everytime Rastafari Movements in Cyberspace and all over the world"
"You have been there for hours Casey haven't you got something better to do?"
"did someone say bangers and mash? YUM!!"
"so how is it going?"
"IF i MIGHT BE SO BOLD, HOW OLD ARE YOU KATY?"
"We're getting a big tree. "
"21, AND STILL A STUDENT"
"Jah Rastafari signing off now Selasie I guide and protect all the people who believe in the power of creation, love life and unity. Jah love all little children. Peace. in Cyberspace and all over the world"
"Its 2 in New Jersey"
"Thank you for your time. Have a wonderful weekend. Goodbye."
"BYE bYE"
"I can't read the name of the store opposite you. Is it a boots chemist?"
"tAKE CARE"
"New Jersey says good bye also"
"gOOD NIGHT KATY, WE LOVE YOU"
"gOOD NIGHT KATY, WE LOVE YOU"
"Is the food good there or does it taste like crap?"
"hAVE A GOOD WEEKEND"
"gOOD NIGHT KATY, WE LOVE YOU. FROM DAVE"
"gOOD NIGHT KATY, WE LOVE YOU. FROM DAVE"
"mERRY CHRISTMAS TO YOU TOO"
"mERRY CHRISTMAS TO YOU TOO"
"anybody want to party? let's get wild and crazy"
"what are you going to do tonight?"
"regina just wants to say thankyou and goodnight...and she'll sleep happoy thinking of David"
"regina just wants to say thankyou and goodnight...and she'll sleep happoy thinking of David"
"pip pip and cheerio and all that brit stuff"
"ta ta for now"
"here's the story of a lovely lady who was living with three girls of her own. All of them had hair of gold like their mother. The youngest one in curls. It's the story of a man named Brady. who was living with three boys of his own. Then the one day when this lady met this fellow and they knew it was much more than a hunch. that this group must somehow form a family. and that's the way they all became the brady bunch."
"Hello Brighton from Orlando"
"Come, say hello"
"Is it chilly there? Tea would be nice"
"On cold nights, when there is a fire on the grate some americans dream of england"
"Hello from Laurie in Australia"
"Such dreams are built from images in films and BBC dramas - so we confuse past with present, The Beatles with Peter Warlock, Princess Di with Lady hamilton"
"Hello from New Jersey"
"Brighton is a resort city, is it not?"
"Hello, this is Florida"
"We're in Belvidere New Jersey"
"My name is Steve"
"We make Vitamin C"
"Will someone please wave to Laurie in Australia"
"We work at Roche. There is a 20 second delay"
"New Jersey wants to know What are you doing today"
"Hello from Holland"
"Have you got a tree yet"
"Florida says you don'tt look like idiots"
"How tall is it"
"Come here to Florida and get warm"
"What are centimeters - we're from New Jersey"
"Just kidding. Our tree is 6 feet tall"
"Orlando, Florida - Disney World"
"wave so we can find you"
"Yes... we can see you... haloooo"
"In Florida, it is beautiful"
"Is katy their?"
"Would you wave to us here in New Jersey"
"I remember English rain... do you listen to the archers?"
"Katy is the first lady of the internet, is that Nigel?"
"New Jersey sees you. How old are you"
"Are you bored with this new technology"
""
"Dave, did you know Katy before this project began?"
"What kind of store is across the street"
"Good bye from steve in florida"
"New Jersey wants to know what the weather is like there"
"Ok, dave, What is katy's cat called,"
"Is that why you're dancing"
"Do you have an umbrella"
"Why aren't you in school"
"Has anyone heard lisa's poem yet?"
"Lucky you. New Jersey is going back to make Vitamin C for you. Good bye"
"We're still here"
"Lisa was here on saturday, she was writing a poem, we never heard it, Dave you know lisa don't you?"
"New Jersey's name is Buff, like Buffalo Bill"
"Just Buff, It's a nickname"
"What is your name"
"Dave from lancs knows lisa, and katy, are you the guy who new someone doing physics at lancaster"
"We're supposed to be work"
"bye from New Jersey"
"Katy, katy, where for art thou katy"
"Is there anybody out there"
"Is there anybody out there"
"This is the voice of the internet calling duke street, come and say hello"
"go on, it won't cost you anything"
"Hello"
"Dave is back!"
"Hay you! I am here, yes, on the floor, say hello and introduce yourself"
"hello, how are you. This is Michael-Anne."
"Hay you! I am here, yes, on the floor, say hello and introduce yourself"
"You'll have to speak up"
"Hello duke street, "
"Lisa!"
"Will someone speak to me . I am Michael-anne from Croyden ."
"Will someone speak to me . I am Michael-anne from Croyden ."
"Hello"
"If you can here this then you are very lucky, come over to the mouth on the floor and introduce yourself, this is not a wind up, I am dave from lancaster, Hello"
"hello from cambridge babes!"
"Just joking, anyway brillant thing here and i just got on, how are you anyway?? I am George, nice too meet you!!"
"Is it raining there"
"Just could hear the voice imitation, sounds like under water! So what are you up to then over there in brighton?? Got a french friend working down theredown there"
"He is working in a company called mind, body and vision!"
"It takes two to tango - there are two of you"
"I wouldn't mind having my vision a little bit more clearer of you guys!"
"You put your left leg out you put your left leg in"
"Katy! Hi, I was here at the end on saturday, How are you? Are they being nasty to you? What is your cat called?"
"Lets get a bit more in detail! George is 25 and lives and works in cambridge! And i am a nice german bloke!"
"Katy, has lisa finished her poem, Can we here it,"
"I wanna come down to brighton to visit my french fries i mean french friend and we going to check out all the well known places !! any offers from your side??"
"The sound and picture have gone off my machine. I can't see or here you now, Give jasper my reguards. Katy we love you, "
"The sound and picture have gone off my machine. I can't see or here you now, Give jasper my reguards. Katy we love you, "
"George is back again, did i miss anyone??"
"Aloha from Hawaii."
"It sounds all bubbly and watery in your place!!"
"They are messing with my mind, My video and audio have completely disappeared, It said somewhare that the limit for video is 60, Well, that's bang out of order, I have been connected since 3 this after noon, Give my best to jasper, Katy, and lisa, dave, nigel, and even the little boy, ben,"
"They are messing with my mind, My video and audio have completely disappeared, It said somewhare that the limit for video is 60, Well, that's bang out of order, I have been connected since 3 this after noon, Give my best to jasper, Katy, and lisa, dave, nigel, and even the little boy, ben who was here on saturday."
"Will you stop and talk to us?"
"George wants to know who is participating this envoriment here???"
"Greetings from the other side of the world. Stop for a moment and chat."
"My name is stephen hawking !"
"What's up yall."
"Ben, lisa, katy, dave, nigel, where have you all gone? I can't talk about jasper now!"
"Ben, lisa, katy, dave, nigel, where have you all gone? I can't talk about jasper now!"
"My name is eric from carolina"
"Anyone sends me an e-mail under jorg.mendgen@bbsrc.ac.uk pleaeas!!"
"Stop for a moment and enter the world outside of this street in Brighton."
"She loves me yeah yeah yeah, she loves me yeah yeah yeah!!"
"Stop for a moment and enter the world outside of this street in Brighton."
"Hallo und guten morgen!!!"
"Don't you want to talk to a lonely carolina boy?"
"I speak to everyone!!!"
"katy! where did she go?"
"Anyone still there for some majorfun???"
"Apart from folk on the net?"
"I have a dream"
"What is that crying noise"
"Aloha from Hawaii"
"I am the greate voice of the net"
"Why are you in such a hurry? Stop and chat for a while."
"Who else is calling katy?"
"Katy, the first lady of the internet, where are you? Where is lisa with that poem, and what is the crying noise?"
"It may be cold in Brighton, but feel the warmth of your friends around the world. Stop for a moment and chat."
"Here kittykittykitty, here kittykittykitty. Suppertime."
"Hello Brighton this is Mike in Miami"
"Aloha from Hawaii"
"Once up on a time, anyone care to continue"
"Once up on a time, anyone care to continue"
"can you move that bt van please"
"Hello Brighton this is Mike in Miami"
"Is that you David"
"Matthew, Aloha from Hawaii"
"Have you seen Danny Aldred"
"Do you live in brighton"
"Have you seen Danny Aldred"
"what happening down in brighton tonight ?"
"Jake are you listening"
"Matthew, are you on your way home from work?"
"anything good at the jazz rooms?"
"Matthew, what kind of work do you do?"
"You have to understand that lots of people are typing all at once, it takes about 15 to 20 seconds for the typed message to get spoken"
"You have to understand that lots of people are typing all at once, it takes about 15 to 20 seconds for the typed message to get spoken"
"Matthew, is there going to be special program tonight?"
"What colour socks are wearing"
"Matthew, will Susan be here?"
"Is not the collins lady coming to speak to us at 6 pm"
"Is not the collins lady coming to speak to us at 6 pm"
"Is that your bt van"
"Matthew, are you an artist too?"
"Lisa wrote a poem on saturday, will she read it today"
"Matthew, what media do you use in your art?"
"do you know Danny aldred"
"do you know Danny aldred"
"Please Lisa, read it, do it for katy's cat"
"Matthew, introduce all the other people with you, please."
"Jake are you there"
"hello Jake"
"Aloha from Hawaii to everyone!"
"I live on the moon in the sky"
"I live on the moon in the sky"
"Hi it's Mike in Miami how are you doing"
"Hello there from Malaysia"
"I live in a goldfish bowl with unlimited air"
"glen stinks"
"Are you in love with a beautiful woman"
"Lisa,Say at what time you will read it and then everyone can go quiet,"
"did you hear what I said"
"Jake I love you"
"cool"
"What is your name"
"Do you wear boots or shoes"
"Is brighton about ready for Christmas yet?"
"do you have a light"
"Its hard to here you can you stand closer to the Microphone"
"Ha ha ha ha"
"Is a dog just for christmas or for life"
"Lisa, was this project your idea"
"Merry Christmas to everyone who can hear us from the net, we are watching all you people on the street in Brighton. It looks a bit cold today"
"Georgy is back again !!! who wants it now??"
"G'morning from Arizona, USA"
"hello marky"
"Matthew, come out of the gallery and talk to us. We are lonesome "
"Howdy neighbor"
"what is your name mate"
"what is your name mate"
"What is that sound, that happens every few seconds, it sounds like someone crying"
""
"I think it is your best friend"
"Can anyone talk to us up here?"
"I think it is your best friend"
"hello, I am from New Orleans, La USA"
"Not bloody likely"
"please stop and talk to us"
"Stop and talk to us for a minute."
"what is your name"
"A long one"
"It's a beautiful day in Hawaii."
"we are the kings of the universe, and we control all of your lives"
"What is your name?"
"As I said, not bloody likely"
"Hello there stranger, say hello to us and wait for a few seconds for our answers, ok?"
"Life has no meaning when you don't stop long enough to explore it."
"Hello"
"shut it "
"Hello there stay and talk to us"
"oi you stink"
"Duke street shite,"
"Take a look at www.rsachallenge.com"
"that's right you all stink"
"hello, I am from New Orleans, La USA"
"www dot what dot com?"
"Good evening boys"
"yeah you over there you stink"
"boogie boogie boogie boogie "
"dog poo"
"Good evening everyone, please stay for a few minutes to talk to us, but you have to be patient as it takes 30 seconds for our answers. Will you do that?"
"Greetings from Arizona"
"dog poo dog poo dog poo dog poo dog poo dog poo dog poo dog poo dog poo dog poo dog poo dog poo dog poo dog poo dog poo dog poo dog poo "
"dog poo dog poo dog poo dog poo dog poo dog poo dog poo dog poo dog poo dog poo dog poo dog poo dog poo dog poo dog poo dog poo dog poo "
"dog poo dog poo dog poo dog poo dog poo dog poo dog poo dog poo dog poo dog poo dog poo dog poo dog poo dog poo dog poo dog poo dog poo "
"Be happy Brighton"
"Please go into the gallery and get Matthew. Tell him we want to speak to him out here. Thank you."
"Good evening everyone, please stay for a few minutes to talk to us, but you have to be patient as it takes 30 seconds for our answers. Will you do that?"
"Good evening everyone, please stay for a few minutes to talk to us, but you have to be patient as it takes 30 seconds for our answers. Will you do that?"
"Good evening everyone, please stay for a few minutes to talk to us, but you have to be patient as it takes 30 seconds for our answers. Will you do that?"
"how do funky people"
"Happy Christmas Brighton, from ZonieBoy in Arizona"
"Good evening everyone, please stay for a few minutes to talk to us, but you have to be patient as it takes 30 seconds for our answers. Will you do that? Say hello out loud and wait for a while for reply "
"Dave, nigel, lisa, katy, matthew you puff, someone come and talk to the net and hence the world"
"The red zone is for the immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. No parking."
"I'm getting a Net Congestion error...from Malta"
"Happy Christmas Brighton, from ZonieBoy in Arizona"
"Happy Christmas Brighton, from ZonieBoy in Arizona"
"Please do not walk on the pavement,"
"Please do not walk on the pavement,"
"Please do not walk on the pavement,"
"Please do not walk on the pavement,"
"Please move your van. You are blocking the light."
"Good evening to the people on the street of Brighton, we are wathing you from the world over, say hello out loud and wait for out reply, it will take 30 seconds for you to be able to listen to our replies. So go on, say hello out loud!"
"what makes you stop and listen to this?"
"please keep to the right"
"Happy Christmas Brighton, from ZonieBoy in Arizona"
"I hope its not as cold as it looks over there.....says Herman from Malta"
"Good evening to the people on the street of Brighton, we are wathing you from the world over, say hello out loud and wait for out reply, it will take 30 seconds for you to be able to listen to our replies. So go on, say hello out loud!"
"happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy"
"Can anyone please notify me on heraing my message....Herman in Malta"
"Good evening to the people on the street of Brighton, we are wathing you from the world over, say hello out loud and wait for out reply, it will take 30 seconds for you to be able to listen to our replies. So go on, say hello out loud!"
"Send e-mail to, d dot williams 2 at lancaster dot a c dot u k"
"Hello, thank you for replying"
"Hello, thank you for replying"
"greeting from Arizona....happy christmas"
"greeting from Arizona....happy christmas"
"greetings from Arizona....happy christmas"
"Hello there stranger, can you say hello and wait for our reply? talk to us and we will respond although it will take a few seconds. so say hello out loud!"
"Hello can you see/hear me...I'm Herman in the island of Malta"
"Hello there stranger, can you say hello and wait for our reply? talk to us and we will respond although it will take a few seconds. so say hello out loud!"
"Brighton...while your on the streets your homes are being robbed...so sorry"
"georgy is back again!!"
"This is for real, not a recording, if you have a moment come over and say hello and introduce yourself, I will go first if you feel a bit silly, I am Dave from lancaster, you will have to wait about 30 seconds for my reply"
"Hello there stranger, can you say hello and wait for our reply? We are wathing you from the world over and we will respond although it will take a few seconds. so say hello out loud!"
"Hello there stranger, can you say hello and wait for our reply? We are wathing you from the world over and we will respond although it will take a few seconds. so say hello out loud!"
"Go into the gallery, and ask about the in conversation project, the guy you want is matthew, he is a bit of a puff but he knows the score"
"Hello, say hello to all of us wathing you from the world over , say hello and wait a few seconds, ok?"
"yes"
"yes"
"Hello there"
"Am i in trouble?"
"Am i in trouble?"
"good you can talk !"
"milky has come home and we are all quite happy here"
"I am studying philosaphy and maths"
"we have been waiting for people to speak but no one wants to stop long enough for our replies"
"we have been waiting for people to speak but no one wants to stop long enough for our replies"
"milky is our cat and has been missing for two weeks"
"Arizona calling...all is well"
"This is Herman greeting all the people on Duke Street....Hi"
"How did this project start"
"Good! there is a long delay in our replies and thank you for keeping us company. The rest of the people must think that we are some voice from god.! "
"I'm not seing the video clear...can you help me...Herman in Malta"
"hello from Arizona...happy christmas"
"I see you in Arizona"
"Looks ok to me, dave lancaster"
"yes it's jerky"
"a little jurky, but no more than I would expect, I am using real audio 5"
"a little jurky, but no more than I would expect, I am using real audio 5"
"Hi Ladies"
"I didn't expect there to be anyone there yet"
"What do you think of the New England Patriots?"
"Hi guys my name is eric from south carolina, Hi david"
"Hello from Louisiana"
"Well it is know more than I would expect, I am using real player 5"
"Well it is know more than I would expect, I am using real player 5"
"It would be wonderful if that van can move away from the street because we want to see how you do your Christmas shopping!"
"Hello from Nova Scotia, Canada!"
"Hi guys my name is eric from south carolina, Hi david"
"Hugh Grant doesn't wear underpants"
"Are Zig and zag still on the big breakfast?"
"Snow from sunshine?"
"Keep your day job-ZonieBoy"
"I have a machine that makes sugar from sand."
"Yes, utopia "
"What do you think of the poetry of Michael Reese?"
"Utopia, not Ethiopia"
"No pure cane sugar"
"I have a machine that doesn't do shit-ZonieBoy"
"I live in Ku Klux Klan country here in south carolina."
"something is going on"
"Have you ever been to south carolina."
"Hey, that guy stopped chanting.."
"happy christmas brighton, gotta run byeeeeeeeee-ZonieBoy"
"You are all a bunch of drunkards and louts."
"At all other times you can view archived images and movie documentation."
"Clarke Gable does not even know we exist."
"atlanta is happy this morning"
"Bill Parcells should be your Prime Minister"
"Who wants a free ticket to South Carolina, all expenses paid."
"He is the coach of the New York Jets"
"Mail"
"Hello Stacy"
"A green card us useless to me."
"Norway speakin"
"Norway speaking"
"hey there"
"Roy from Norway speaking"
"A red card is useless to me."
"No she is in sandefjoerd"
"Hello Benjamin"
"Do you like men with perms?"
"Katy, how is jasper"
"Don't give up the Falklands, Brits!"
"Katy, we love you"
"I have a cat called Milky"
"How are you today Stacy"
"Hello from Sweden, how are you girls?"
"What do you think of Howard Stern and ba ba booey?"
"Milky came home last night after being missing for two weeks"
"Is Susan Collins there now?"
"Katy, do you love Jasper"
"What are you going to do tonight?"
"The sound loop is interesting today, isn't it"
"My balls are frozen solid"
"Katy, what is your american friend called?"
"What is the happening thing to do in Brighton?"
"How is Brighton?"
"Would you jump into a mosh pit with Drew Bledsoe?"
"His last name is not dammit."
"why are yanks so anoying"
"why are yanks so anoying"
"An extravaganza would be lovely"
"Greetings From Sweden"
"Because we can be, we own you"
"Do I hear an american in the bunch?"
"How old are you?"
"Hello from Canada!"
"Walt Disney is as frozen as we all are on this day."
"I am 27 and from Sweden."
"37 years old is not that old, Goddamit."
"So, katy, you are 27, and that eva person is 37"
"I am from Gothenburg"
"you should instead make sunshine from snow"
"Exactly who are you people - you are from Brighton?"
"I am also 27, from Nova Scotia. "
"Bollecks"
"Don¥t make fun of the compputer voice...mmm.."
"You will have to talk to the artist about the voice."
"meeeou"
"meeeou"
"So how is life?"
"meeeou"
"Dance for our pleasure"
"Ok, what do you do for a living?"
"What, use that yanks voice, what has brighton done to deserve that"
"I'll give my credit card number"
"Holiday Greetings from Sweden!"
"0 9 7 3 5 6 5 9 7 3"
"I smell like a monkey"
"I smell like a monkey"
"try it, 0 9 7 3 5 6 5 9 7 3"
"Stand closer to the camera, please."
"Someone do jumping jacks so I can see you"
"meeeow meeeeow hey let's not forget about milky here she is afterall the most important character in this strange experiment"
"ask in the gallery"
"It¥s up on the left side, I think on the roof"
"Julian, you don't need that yank in your life"
"Do you see it now?"
" hey"
"Are you growing weary of just standing there?"
"Hi Julian"
"what is your name"
"new message look up to the right"
"What is the temperature there?"
"The van, in the end of it."
"Katy, we love you more than the net itself"
"this is the usa calling"
"So, this is your first time on the air?"
"What would you like to talk about? There is a lot of congestion from the U.S. right now, so every word must count."
"katy, katy is the first lady of the internet. "
"katy, katy is the first lady of the internet. "
"Is that Susan?"
"What are you laughing at"
"What's up everyone? How are you folks this wonderful day. It's actually cold here in South Carolina today."
"This is Roger from Akron, the U.S."
"This is a live camera over the Internet"
"Hello susan - I wrote you another message. There are no people there. "
"Susan, is there no chance of getting this project continued beyond Saturday"
"Well I'll be happy to have you here in the land of rednecks and klansmen. Want to come?"
"Well I'll be happy to have you here in the land of rednecks and klansmen. Want to come?"
"This is a most interesting project, damn shame it is used by yanks"
"Won't anyone stop and talk?"
"And the water sloshing has begun."
"I guess everyone left so I'll just sit here and talk to my self. Hi me, how are you, I'm fine and you. Could not be better. Terrible weather. Yes, I know. "
"And the water sloshing has begun."
"all we need to do, is make sure, we keep talking"
"I guess everyone left so I'll just sit here and talk to my self. Hi me, how are you, I'm fine and you. Could not be better. Terrible weather. Yes, I know. "
"Hello"
"susan?"
"I haven't seen me in a long time. It is so good to see me. I look so good. Oh and I've grown so big. It's always a pleasure to talk to myself. How are the other people. Oh now someone comes."
"i am from Sweden"
"dave from lancaster here, we need to do something about this delay,"
"dave from lancaster here, we need to do something about this delay,"
"So who¥s the guys?"
"Hello from a naturist in Texas"
"Don¥t show your backs to the camera please"
"My name is Ben"
"MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
"Not at the moment. I am eating lunch at work."
"MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
"I'm not nude at the moment because I am at work."
"HAVENT YOU GOT HOMES TO GO TOP"
"How is Brighton Beach these days?"
"This is eric I am not from sweden."
"GROOVE ON"
"I may try to visit Studland Beach next summer."
"Studland Beach."
"Hello there are people there now. And I think Susan is there now too."
"Hello From Montreal my name is SAB"
"I am anneli in Gothenburg"
"HELLOEVERYBODY ON THE GROUND"
"Susan, this project can only work if the net users observe a bit of neticate, I suspect this would only work on a one to one basis, can we get rid of the background noise"
"HELLO EVERYBODY ON THE GROUND"
"yes sab"
"This is Roger from the U.S. It is difficult to engage people in coversation at times, isn't it. I actually like the backround loop."
"from montreal: please speak slowly"
"these noises are really awful"
"What¥s your names?"
"WE COME IN PEACE"
"my name is prince and I am funky when it comes to funk i am a junky."
"hello this is frank from atlanta, ga"
"This is Ben, is Susan Collins there?"
"from montreal here is my email g b 0 9 1 8 3 9 at colba point net"
"SPAM"
"Dave from lancs, what about getting rid of the background noise, it is almost imposible to here what anyone is saying,"
"This is Ben, the naturist from Texas. I am 42 years old and enjoy this experiment tremendously!"
"Hello Susan, Paul, Rob, Rachael. What are you doing tonight?"
"Hello Susan, Paul, Rob, Rachael. What are you doing tonight?"
"Hi Susan this is Simon Poulter and Julie Penfold in Bridport. The problem is that it's so jerky that we cantcommunicate - so is it really communication?"
"frank is twenty five and finds this to be the oddest thing"
"Have a drink for me too, says Anneli from Gothenburg"
"Happy holidays!"
"WHAT IS ORANGE AND SOUNDS LIKE A CARROT"
"'ello Brih Ton...Arizona here"
"Are there any plans to repete this project"
"A PARROT"
"Hey You"
"This is ben. Susan will there be another display in the future?"
"Simon again is this the medium becoming the message"
"Happy Christmas Brigh Ton...Greetings from Arizona"
"Hello form Connecticut."
"Can¥t hear a thing"
"sab from montreal where is located brighton from london"
"Smile...Arizona can see you"
"Hello, this is Nick in Ipswich. I have just logged on."
"My name is John Rollenbutter. I am from Connecticut. I am home sick today."
"sab from montreal thank you for the information"
"Can we have a higher bandwidth please Susan?"
"This is ben. Susan we appreciate your efforts greatly. I will keep watching your site for news of your next plans!"
"I was honoured to receive an email from you."
"I am 24 years old. I think I have the flu. I heard about this project on the rhizome list, and I think it is really incredible."
"Susan, Paul, Rob, Rachael. Have a drink for Gothenburg too."
"sab from montreal please take a pencil i will give you my email"
"I am a substitute High School teacher, and A jungle DJ."
"Gothenburg is a town actually on the westcoast in Sweden"
"This is Nick. Remember me Susan? I sent you an ee mail."
"it is NOT a beer"
"Simon again can you cross over Ship Street and give us a wave"
"It is a town i Sweden"
"Kevin here from Memphis. Hi everyone"
"Dave from lancs, who is fonding this project"
"This is such a cool idea. I think you should do this in London next Susan."
"Sweden says, Thank you"
"Kevin says sommeone get me a pint"
"Hello again Susan, this is Roger and I am not getting my work done again today. But it is, after all, the Holidays isn't it? I too think you should do this in London next time around. "
"sab from montreal my email is : g b zero nine one eight three nine at e r point u q a m point c a "
"Jeez...why do I feel like Steven Hawking? Hey! What are you getting me for Christmas?"
"This is Nick in Ipswich signing off. I have to go home for a lie down. Bye for now."
"Kevin says what time is it?"
"sab from montreal my email is : g b zero nine one eight three nine at e r point u q a m point c a "
"all we need to do, is make sure, we keep talking"
"all we need to do, is make sure, we keep talking"
"sab from montreal why you laugh"
"Happy Christmas Brigh Ton! Arizona off to work now...byeeeeeeeeeeee!"
"Dave from lancs, was this project completely your idea"
"Dave from lancs, was this project completely your idea"
"Yes, Susan, are people in the UK interacting over the Web or is it primarily U.S. and Canada? Oh and by the way, this is Roger and I do not actually deliver care to patients - I am an educator."
"Is there a T.V. Camera on you now?"
"sab from montreal please speak one at a time it's hard for us to understand you when you speak all togther thank you in afvance you are very nice in brighton"
"What kind of text to speech system are you using? This is Ben."
"Kevin says I want to Zoom in the video. I can't see you"
"Simon again my mac crashed"
""
"Tell us a little about how this was concieved, and what you have in mind for the future"
"Kevin says is it raining?"
"sab from montreal i think that there is a girl with that can not stop laughing hehehehe"
"Susan - do you consider yourself an artist or a social scientist. Or is there really a diffrence?"
"I find it very difficult to get a message thru."
"Simon again is Jane there and can she do something weird for us"
"You have done a good job...quite interesting"
"Kevin says I think that this is fabulous congratulations."
"You are just too nice. "
"sab from montreal I was very happy that your soccer national team will play in a very easy group in france world cup"
"Susan - how much documentation do you plan to do relating to this piece and will it be available?"
"Do you know katy with the cat? she seems very popular on here, Does she have any envolvement with the project"
"sab from montreal please can you ask the car driver back to you to put his light off we can not see you due to this car%"
"ZonieBoy says, too bad we can't see your faces"
"sab from montreal do you use internet yes or not"
"milky the cat is now sleeping peacefully "
"Is Bernhard, Living?"
"Katy, the first lady of the net, have you fed jasper "
"Katy, the first lady of the net, have you fed jasper "
"Kevin says How cold is it?"
"Hello Brighton Go for it"
"Kevin says does anyone want to dance"
"I'm getting off now, but I hope we all as a global community can put aside race and prejudice and get along. I think projects like this do a brillant job in promoting world harmony. My hat's off too you in South Carolina. You guys are Love."
"sab from montreal if yes please can we meet you on a chat channel"
"ZonyBoy says, tSteven Hawking called...he wants his voice back"
"frank from atlanta is leaving it was quite nice listening to you all"
"Please stop giggling."
"sab from montreal yes a chat on IRC it will be brighton on undernet server"
"How are you sending this information to the web? Using an ISDN line? "
"Thank you for allowing me to come into your world. I have enjoyed my journey. I feel as if your world is mine now, your feelongs are real to me. I fell all you meant for me to feel. stay real. Yall is bad."
"It is difficult to have a proper and intelligent conversation in any situation, isn't it? But that not the experiment, after all?"
"Dave in Lancs, do you think this sort of thing could be the norm in the future,"
"Kevin says, The gateway is very busy, how many people can use this at once?"
"Goodbye Brighton...Have a Happy Christmas from ZonyBoy in Arizona"
"sab from montreal we can meet you on a chat channel on IRC it will be called brighton channel on undernet server i repeat channel brighton on undernet"
"frank does not work at the moment he has just graduated university and is now simply an unemployed male and yes i'm on sudafed"
"Kevin says, I must get back to work, Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good Pint"
"Simon what happens next Susan"
"Susan this is Ben, please come and visit us in Austin some day!"
"sab from montreal we can meet you on a chat channel on IRC it will be called brighton channel on undernet server i repeat channel brighton on undernet"
"Susan, are you filming or were you filming as part of the documentation or was it something else?"
"hi from algonquin, USA!"
"frank has no real direction he simply hopes not to be poor any longer"
"Dave, lancs, have you seen or heard, of any similar projects. did I hear you say something about a documentory?"
"Susan this is Ben, we visit a naturist park called Hippie Hollow, have you heard of it?"
"Do you think it would be possible to set up something similar to a TV channel on the web using this technology?"
"Simon I mean what would you do to extend this way of working"
"sab from montreal is right now on the brighton channel on irc the other users using the net like me now please join me there"
"UK girls rule OK!"
""
"sab from montreal ii inform you that it remains only fifteen minutes conversation because this live program will stops at seven pm"
"Susan - this is Roger, I sense that you will be leaving soon and I really must do some work now too. I shall e-mail you. "
"fuck you"
"sab from montreal there is someone that is with me in irc right now "
"fuck you"
"Brighton is shitty"
"susan, why do you think you have so many north american participants?"
"Simon this process activates the project in a way that the show doesnt"
"love is not the answer"
"America sucks shit"
"What's the weather like, there?"
"I was wondering if you could use this technology to broadcast, like a TV channel. I think there is the need for more alternative means of broadcasting."
"Hi There from iowa"
"Simon thereis a sense of immediacy"
"hi susan, I can't get a word in edgeways this is so popularke a partythis is peter by the way"
"Thank you for allowing me to come into your world. I have enjoyed my journey. I feel as if your world is mine now, your feelongs are real to me. I fell all you meant for me to feel. stay real. Yall is bad."
"desire might be the amswer, though"
"I've been following the site for the past few weeks. I'm afraid I'm only up in London. I've been able to talk to my sister at local rates !"
"Simon which Peter"
"Fuck you bitches"
"Fuck you bitches"
"What time is it there?"
"Pardon my ignorance, but is Brighton a cosmopolitan place or has it more an industrial mentality?"
"sab from montreal please say hello to Titfrap that is just justupstairs from the camera please do it "
"I think it's soooo sad that that is all they can think of to say to you in the face of this amazing experiment."
"hello"
"Wave for the camera!"
"Hi Susam we're just dowm the road"
"How do you feel this experiment is going?"
"Le french are le jerks"
"I wonder if we saw your faces and your lips move as you spoke, it would make a difference in our perception. Or, is the annonymity an important part of this piece?"
"are you comig for supper at sussex arts club?"
"It is true that the street is an important aspect of it all."
"Saloo. Sa marsh on fransay"
"Bonjour, de Cardiff!"
"Francois truffaut is a good filmmaker"
"say tray diffisil du parlay on fransay aveck uhn axont com sah"
"sab from montreal for titfrap you and all duke street community have a nice day"
"Why does it sound like a horse spitting water?"
"Hello I am Jeremy Beadle"
"Of course, the noise aspect of the street is quite annoying."
"hi, from Cardiff!"
"This exhibit is brought to by Ford Motor Company"
"sab from montreal fplease try to come on chating channel as i do now with titfrap"
"this is talk o"
"Simon again well done Susan this raises some good isssues"
"hi its peter again and the desire issus is interesting becasss i'm sure some people have culturallymore desire to participate in this project"
"It is really difficult to type in a way which will sound good a french accent."
"ooo la la"
"ooo la la"
"Thanks for everything. Bye now !"
"Simon again see you on Monday peter"
"Susan give our best to katy"
"hi"
"susan, you have managed to make proejct verysical wiht the french boys!!"
"Dave lanks, thanks for a interesting social experience"
"Dave lanks, thanks for a interesting social experience"
"bybrighton, bye bye susan"
"bye bye jane"
"sab from montreal Hello Katie"
"What's up hommies, yo home boy is here."
"Have you closed down for today? What's the deal? I wants to talk to some one."
"i am still curious to know why so many people from north america come on line?"
"Elvis has left the building..."
"the building is empty but the street is full"
"Hello from New Jersey"
"Have you closed down for today? What's the deal? I wants to talk to some one."
"for whom on New Jersey hello"
"hi new jersey,maybe this has been left on by mistake"
"What do you want for Christmas, little girl?"
"world peace and a good lie in"
"We can't see you. What are you doing"
"Hey what's going on"
"I can't hear what you are saying"
"it sounds like someone is flushing a toilet"
"will you just read whatever I say???"
"will you have oral sex with me?"
"A busy well lit street and no one to talk to."
"A busy well lit street and no one to talk to."
"where is all the internet porn I keep hearing about?"
"where is all the internet porn I keep hearing about?"
"oh yes yes baby! do it to me!"
"What did you say?"
"smack . my. bitch. up"
"Maybe people are more willing to stop and talk under cover of darkness, and not on a well lit street during the day."
"I see children."
"Will a child stop and talk more readily than an adult?"
"hello vopcada are great"
"vocodea 's rock "
"I cannot see, but I can hear."
"I cannot see, but I can hear."
"hey buddy? how much for a blow job??"
"That is a better picture. Thank you."
"Will this person stop and talk?"
"No. No one will stop and talk. Perhaps when it is dark."
"please lick my balls. . . . thank you"
"help me"
"fire, fire, fire"
"Do not yell fire in a crowded theater or street."
"hey you!"
"Hello little boy"
"you are in brighton, I am in sheffield"
"it's grim up north"
"Hello Sheffield. Why will no one stop and talk on the street?"
""
"because they are busy, living there real lives."
"This is a busier street during the day than at night."
"special offer, bargain, free, free, freedom, here now, get it , free bargain."
"Yes there is"
"What do you think of Global Warming?"
"its a new line"
"you can get blobal warmth free from here now , bargain"
"It is sometimes difficult to get someone to speak, Thank you for stopping. "
"how warm is it?"
"I am talking to you from the U.S. and global warming is a bore. "
"yes, we are responsible for many things. "
"do you like global warming then"
"You're all right too. "
"ameraicans are very warm people"
"Timing is everything with this. There is too long a delay from when I type to when you hear. "
"I can change the noise."
"Do you appreciate the dance of Brian Nash?"
"hello"
"will you say heloo to my friends, andy and jane."
"hello from south africa"
"Bill Parcells asks, Have you seen the movie Counterclockwise?"
"what is your name, from andy and jane. we are not in south africa"
"I changed the noise from bad to worse, I think. "
"How much do you dislike the French?"
"let's rock!"
"wave youre arms in the air. like you care"
"Greetings professor falken, shall we play a game? How about Global Thermonuclear War"
"i will send money to you"
"look at the toilet in the sky"
"Don't you know what movie that was from?"
"Good Morning Brigh Ton...Greetings from Arizona"
"Do you like Manchester United or Leeds?"
"good afternoon from boring old sheffield"
"soundz of the brighton digital underground"
"nervous laughing"
"nervous laughing"
"Are you a happy fellow, or a mean fellow?"
"Yes I quite agree."
"A miserable Git!"
"Are you on the dole"
"what do you do for a living?"
"our conversation is being censored"
"Have you ever been punched in the face?"
"I feel like Steven bloody Hawking"
"No i love all and want to spread peace"
"nice comeback"
"Mr T was an underrated actor"
"It is quite difficult to speak on delay. But that is just another barrier we must deal with. Stone carving sounds interesting."
"hello my name is sara from brighton"
"Is it me? or is someone flushing a toilet?"
"you are being watched, please wave. we'll wave back!"
"We are able to change any of the sounds, but all the loops are bad,actually. "
"that was lovely, we love you"
"Have a Happy Christmas...Arizona saying goodbye"
"Quite a nice chat what that boy. If only someone else would stop. "
"oi, you stop an talk a bit about your christmas"
"Happy Christmas Brighton"
"stop and talk a moment"
"sara at cybar hello"
"Smile! I can see you in Arizona "
"come on, say something"
"A child seems more willing to chat than an adult. There is more joy to it. "
"Lovely kids, I have a 9 week girl at home in Arizona"
"So what is the hotest christmas gift in Brighton right now?"
"sara from brighton says hello"
"Hello from New Jersey"
"Hello from Arizona!"
"hello katy sara"
"We can see you. Wave to the camera to New Jersey"
"hello..sweden saying hi"
"katy sara is at cybar and watching you"
"speak up it is hard to hear you"
"We can't see you in New Jersey. Pleaes move out on the sidewalk"
"so what is the weather really like...we can't see it too well."
"Thank you"
"It's cold here in New Jersey"
"are you the one who built this?"
"I am chillin' out here in New York."
"My friend helen says hello."
"katy i will pop down to see you soon from sara"
"Well Brighton have a happy Christmas, Arizona saying goodbye"
"Hello from New Jersey"
"it is very difficylt to have a conversation this way"
"I have a cousin who lives in Brighton"
"Just tuned in to this scene. To whom am I speaking?"
"I have no idea"
"katy how have you been "
"My cousin's name is Peter Moran"
"Goodbye from New York!"
"We don't know where Peter lives"
"katy sara is o k and happy"
"It is always difficult to find something of relevance to talk about. "
"Peter's originally from burry"
"I'm at work, better get back to it...have a happy one! Arizona"
"There are many people out here. "
"You know it takes about twenty seconds for our response to get to you. We're in New Jersey"
"katy what are you doing for christmas"
""
"Buff and Terry are from New Jersey. It's cold and going to snow later today"
"In massachusetts it is sunny and crisp"
"What made you stop and talk?"
"Buff and Terry work for Hoffmann La Roche and make Vitamin C"
"Buff and Terry are at work now playing on the computer instead of working"
"what is santa giving you for christmas katy"
"When I ask a question, there is a better response from you than if we just issue statements. Is your day over?"
"what about a nice young man katy"
"What time is it in Brighton?"
"When you are speaking, what are you looking at?"
"hello from Prague in the Czech Republic"
"katy sara is on her way to see you"
"Buff and Terry want to know what it is you are looking at and talking into. Where is the camera?"
"hello wave your arms if you see this!!!"
"Thanks for your explanation. Buff and Terry hear running water. Do you know what that is"
"You can tell if it is a different person."
"sara will see katy soon"
"We out here are able to listen to your nice voices, but you must deal with a computer speaking to you."
"Thanks again for the explanation. We have real voices too. We can hear the computer the same time you do."
"you are very ugly"
"Hello there!"
"you have a nasty face"
"Hello my name is Alex"
"Australia. Are you still with us"
"Mister T was underrated!"
"Hello there , do you want to talk to us on the computer, say hello out loud?"
"There is a 20 second time lag"
"It is getting dark. The day people were very vocal. We shall see what the night holds. "
"fjdkdsjsiefjsvds"
"hello ugly you must have gone into the ugly woods and bumped into every tree"
"looks as though something has crashed"
"The connection failed for a few moments"
"I am in massachusetts"
"Clear and sunny"
"My name is Joel"
"Have you been her before sara?"
"it is a little before noon"
"Where do you work?"
"Where do you go to school?"
"I work at a university"
""
"I have not listened to this entire conversation, but what made you stop and talk?"
" yes i am"
"Hello John"
"okay i wil come back"
"Hello? I am chatting form Indiana (USA) anyone near?"
"are you lonely just standing there, and what do you expect of this conversation?"
"sara tell them i am coming back in 5 minutes tell tom to wait"
"Happy Christmas everybody"
"hello?"
"Happy Christmas everybody"
"no not really"
"no not really"
"do you feel silly"
"Did someone ask you to stand there, or did you do it of your own accord?"
"yeah it is interesting"
"its a pretty crazy concept really"
"May join the conversation?"
"yeah. it is wonderful"
"But it is so difficult to speak to someone face to face. Why did you choose this way?"
"are you looking forward to Christmas"
"why not?"
"I am from Indiana "
"I am here in Sweden"
"hello world..."
"I need a ciggy too but I am at work."
"sometimes...i don't have time for it"
"really i thought you were supposed to talk at a cafe and not watch t v"
"have you stood here before"
"i thought you were supposed to talk at a cafe and not watch m t v"
"so you don't like christmas...why?"
"aren't we all little children sometimes?"
"There are too many Christmas expectations. The new year will bring what it brings."
"what do you think about the milenium then?"
"More people have arrived."
"yo baby"
"what happened last night"
"hi honey"
"sounds fun"
"what r yur names"
"Do you all know each other?"
"hi catherine"
"teresa green?"
"And yet more people have come. "
"Hello form the world wide web... What time is it?"
"listen to me you plebians"
"Are you ushering people into the gallery?"
"what time is it please?"
"listen to me you plebbiens"
"do you like chris rea?"
"Is it a cosmopolitan are, Brighton?"
"Is it a cosmopolitan area, Brighton?"
"Dont other people speak to you when passing?"
"do you like the internet?"
"how long has this been here?"
"nice hat"
"i am the mouth"
"Greetings from Arizona"
"I come over from the U.S. to London often but have never come to Brighton. Is it worth the trip down?"
"Hello to you form indiana"
"My name is toby,, yours?"
"what happened llast night so you could not stand there"
"hello teresa?"
"Hello Kathrine form brighton"
"did you miss talking to the people from all around the world"
"Hi this is george from philadelphia. You know, there is a 20 second delay in sending these messages. It is a bit wierd"
"i have never been to england. is it cold there now? what time is it there?"
"Hi this is george from philadelphia. How is the weather in brighton?"
"it is twelve noon here in the US "
"Hi this is george from philadelphia. Are you getting ready for Christmas?"
"form contains no data"
"christmas sucks and so do christians"
"This is ZonyBoy in Arizona, nice and warm here"
"What do you do for a living?"
"christians spread diseases"
"i see you waving your arms"
"this is ZonyBoy, I'm in Advertising"
"Hi this is george from philadelphia. remember there are different people speaking on this end. "
"hello new arrival"
"Hi - anyone 'listening'?"
"You're hired! just move to Arizona"
"do you two no each other? My name is toby from the US"
"aaaarrrgggghhhh!!!!"
"o.k. sending 2 tickets to Brighton"
"rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggkkkkkkhkhkhkk"
"what are your names? please introduce yourselves to you and myself"
"Hi this is george from philadelphia. Speaking of christmas...I had two friends from London here last week. They did their christmas shopping here in the states."
"fabrika sucks"
"As much as I try to just sit and watch, I am compelled to try to communicate."
"is your name is sara?"
"cybar is coool"
"hi katie, this is toby"
"Going back to work...have a happy one. Goodbye from Arizona"
"si bar kicks the shite out of fabrikkkkkkka"
"Hi this is george from philadelphia. They shopped in philadelphia and in new york. they were here on other business."
"arty weeerdoos"
"It is so hard though, as I can hear your lovely voices and yet you must listen to a computer with an American accent."
"art lickers"
"you have a wonderful accent. toby here, i am at work in indiana. it is noon time hear. "
"crazy bloke"
"crazy tall bloke"
"crazy tall nutcase bloke"
"i better go back to work now. goodbye katie"
"bye bloke"
"Your picture is blurred"
"you are cruel too"
"you are fat and ugly"
"As I sit here, I sometimes feel like a charachter in a bad science fiction movie peering down at the earth. "
"toby here again from indiana. i am at work now. are you off work?"
"oi. dumpy"
"go eat some pies"
"are you part of this program?"
"You look very casual leaning there against the wall."
"were you the one in britons pie contest"
"how often to yuo stand there to humor us on the net?"
" britons pie contest"
" pie contest"
" pie "
" pie pie pie pie pie"
"how long to you are you there each day?"
"I found that the people who stop and chat during the day are more verbal and willing than the night people. "
"HI"
"it sounds as if someone is groaning. are they hurt?"
" pied piper"
"I hate that sound loop as well. "
" pie piper of brighton"
"would you rather hear a question than a statement? It elicits a bettter response from you as well. "
"From K B 0 L Z U, Hows The Weather?"
"sorry katie we love u really"
"It makes a difference with phrasing of words, as well. Can you actually notice it?"
"Almost Human?"
"we are human"
"you have a wonderful accent."
"is it raining"
"FABbbbreeeKaKKAAKKAA"
"From K B 0 L Z U, If You type the letters with spaces between them it will say the letters indivudally"
"a midwest accent of the US. none i suppose"
"oooooooooooooohh"
"Someone said this afternoon that the voice has an American accent. Do you think so? Can you notice it? "
"From K B 0 L Z U, That's My Name Yes,"
"are you cold"
"am I speaking or typing?"
"yes. i have a southern united states accent i suppose. have you been to the states before? ohhhhhhhhhh"
"ooo FFAAABBBRRRIIIEEEKA KAA KA KA KA KA KA oooooooooooooooooooh vincy big b"
"From K B 0 L Z U, I'm From The U S Too."
"hello to yuo on th"
"From K B 0 L Z U, What"
"Hi there!"
"hello brighton!"
"It isn't a bad thing, is it?"
"From K B 0 L Z U, Oh, Ok, It Takes A While To Get Used To This End Too."
"hello I'm on a computer in Spain you know!"
"From K B 0 L Z U, Plus The 10 to 20 second time delay between my words and yours."
"Timing is everything with this. Are you used to following several conversations."
"katie katie kate kat ka ka ka ka ka tea"
"hola, I'm in spain but i'm inglish, pity the connection is slow"
"From K B 0 L Z U, What?"
"Parlo Italiano?"
"Parla Italiano?"
"we want your children... do you have any?"
"Hi there!"
"quiero su hijos"
" parlo italiano"
"dame su cabeza"
"Hello Brighton."
"All u need is love?"
"From K B 0 L Z U, I have to go, BYE."
"Ladies and gentlemen of the class of '97:
Wear sunscreen.
If I could offer you only one tip for the future, sunscreen would be it. The long-term benefits of sunscreen have been proved by scientists, whereas the rest of my advice has no basis more reliab"
"What is your name?"
"los hijos tiene el internet... you dig?"
"Enjoy the power and beauty of your youth. Oh, never mind."
"Do you know lucy kate asquith?"
"Do you think Susan is actually tracking the number of times someone says, Hello Brighton?"
"It looks like you have willing victims?"
"You will not understand the power and beauty of your youth until they've faded. But trust me, in 20 years, you'll look back at photos of yourself and recall in a way you can't grasp now how much possibility lay before you and how fabulous you really looke"
"what is art anyway????"
"Give us a chip "
"Are all people in England as lovely and squeaky clean as you all?"
"Dave from lancaster, just logged on, hello to you all on duke street, Katy should bring jasper to say hello to the net, "
"Can you please describe what the weird sounds are?"
"How are things today?"
"listen to the mouth you impatient plebbians?"
"the mouth is omnipresent... god is a dentist"
"There is always someone here."
"Why can't you bring jasper to say hello? Have you fed him today katy?"
"Don't worry about the future. Or worry, but know that worrying is as effective as trying to solve an algebra equation by chewing bubble gum. The real troubles in your life are apt to be things that never crossed your worried mind, the kind that blindside "
"all pets are rubbish"
"Do you never give him anything more interesting than cat bickies"
"Do you never give him anything more interesting than cat bickies"
"all katies are rubbish"
"Is your name Louise Hancock?"
"Read the directions, even if you don't follow them."
"Dave from lancs, Katy, do you have a strong desire to be as popular as you are on the net,"
"Hello"
"From the Recently returned K B 0 L Z U, What Time Is It?"
"gooo goooooo gaaaaaahhh"
"5 42 pm"
"No offense, Katie, but can't you drag someone else in to talk to?"
"si bar does good pies. "
"From K B 0 L Z U, How About J M?"
"The world is watching you, do something interesting!"
"nutty jeff loves katie"
"From J M, Hi katie."
"Do you feel excluded from the I.T. society? I feel excluded from the Brighton street society - mainly because I am in Leeds now. "
"eva, oh god, that yank is back"
"Eva, you have a beautiful voice!"
"please await transfer of dada doodaah...."
"eva is a frutecake"
"an english yank? exqueaz me, I beg your pudding"
"This is Carl from the States, Hello!"
"Pretty scary isn't it!"
"dada dada dada dooodooo dadoooo doooodaaaaahhh dada dadadadadadadadadadadadada"
"This is Carl from the States, Hello!"
"From J M, Hello From The United States, In front of a C T X Brand A M D Based 200 Megahertz processor!"
"dada dada dada dooodooo dadoooo doooodaaaaahhh dada dadadadadadadadadadadadada"
"Eva, how long have you lived in Camebridge"
"I used to live in London! I worked there in 1980."
"I have been on all day and I must say, you are the most animated person I have seen."
"I have been on all day and I must say, you are the most animated person I have seen."
"From J M, No, Just At Home."
"skin up eva!"
"eva tell katie that vince is returning to fab fabrica with pies"
"Live in New York City once, but leave before it makes you hard. Live in Northern California once, but leave before it makes you soft. Travel."
"Is it their just desserts?"
"Because there is not enough pannels "
"Aloha from the North Shore of Hawaii"
"Do be do bedo"
"Do be do bedo"
"Do be do bedo"
"bye bye eva nice talking to you"
"I come to London from the U.S. often, but never come down to Brighton. Is it worth the trip down?"
"I told you, there is not enough pannels to go around,"
"I told you, there is not enough pannels to go around,"
"hello and adios from spain... answer re solar panels is because they are too lazy, it's hot here!!!"
"Aloha from Hawaii"
"Solar panels in the desert is a good idea, actually."
"Eva...because the Shara is a fucking desert..."
"to do is to be, to be is to do, therefore: doo bee doo brighton, I love you all!"
"Nobody lives there why would they want electricity"
"eva, you must understand - there are hundreds of people watching you, "
"The reason it is hard to talk is the time delay in getting our responses broadcast to you. I repeat The reason it is hard to talk is the time delay in getting our responses broadcast to you. "
"You are a star Eva!"
"Solar power just does not have enough BTU output compaired to other fuels."
"You are brilliant. You have star quality. We are all watching."
"What time is it there? Its 8:00 am. in Hawaii"
"let the land burn let the land burn"
"John join in...drop your pants..."
"John join in...drop your pants..."
"What's up everybody, Eric from South Carolina is in the house."
"Yes, but the plant life needs that solar energy to live! And they provide us with oxygen!"
"Yes, but the plant life needs that solar energy to live! And they provide us with oxygen!"
"Eva are u cold?"
"hi who is talking"
"Have you been drinking! Please do not yell at t"
"If you can get this say "ALOHA""
"Have you been drinking! Please do not yell at the mic!"
"ARE YOU HOMELESS?"
"ARE YOU HOMELESS?"
"ARE YOU HOMELESS?"
"ARE YOU HOMELESS?"
"what is your name and why are you shouting"
"We can see you dancing! And it appears that you have taken off your jacket!"
"Who's that dancing in th street!?"
"We can see you dancing! And it appears that you have taken off your jacket!"
"Hello!!!"
"are you drunk"
"Do you want to go surfing with me!"
"dadadadaddododododdididididisiisisisisisi"
"are you drunk"
"Please give us a peek of what's under the shirt!!!"
"Eva, why are you an exhibitionist?"
"Eva, why are you an exhibitionist?"
"Eva, why are you an exhibitionist?"
"Eva! U are been watched by thousands..."
"We can see you!"
"And we can hear you just fine!"
"I do not understand why u said I was rude yesterday. You have me mixed up with someone."
"eva, you are beautifull,"
"What r u seeing?"
"What r u seeing?"
"No skin No Win!"
"Who is that guy next to u?"
"SMOKE FATTIES!!!"
"It amazes me that when Brittish people sing you can not tell you have an accent. Sing the ballerina song again. You have a nice voice."
"The camera is up above you! If you look across the street and look up to your right at about 45 degrees you will see the camera!"
"But seriously, can you do a song and dance for us? I repeat, can you do a song and dance for us? "
"Eva, you are so brash, and yet katy is so gental"
"The transmission is slow"
"That was great. Thank you street person. That was great. Thank you street person."
"when did you sleep last?"
"What is she doing to your friend"
"Hey what is your name?"
"are you mad ;allien; or drunk"
"Ok, once again, if you look at the building in front of you and then look up at about 45 degrees over your left sholder you will see the camera!"
"This is Carl, I used to walk down the sidewalk that you are on! I live there in 1980. Now I am in the USA."
"you are very loud "
"you are all trippin? "
"Carl again, Would you like to have a chat about something meaningful?"
"Eva, you are absolutely right about the pannels,"
"Eva, you are absolutely right about the pannels,"
"I would love to go too StoneHendge"
"Is you name Able??? Did you say you were 37 years old?"
"Have you told bill clinton? "
"Have you told bill clinton? "
"katy doesnt shout like you"
"What do you think of Brighton Media Centre and Lighthouse? I am Bill Clinton. Really, I really am Bill Clinton. Bill Clinton from Leeds in Yorkshire here folks."
"Yes I am here."
"Hello Able, Please introduce us to the other person on the sidewalk with you?"
"do you do this everyday"
"The delay time on the Internet is quite long at the moment! So bear with us. OK???"
"Hi Jeffery! What are you doing there with Able???"
"take off your clothers sexy"
"What time is it there?"
"i am talking to the shouting lady"
"We can see everything you are doing via a small cam which is located at about 45 degrees up to your left from the mic."
"It is amusing that someone refers to you as the shouting lady."
"Who is moning???"
"oh shouting lady take off your clothers "
"CQ, CQ, CQ from the u s a, this is Carl near Boston!!!"
"CQ means does anyone want to talk!"
"Hi Brighton, this is ZonyBoy in Arizona, it's my lunch hour"
"Welcome to the Agony Aunt's question booth. As you see, we have spared no expense in providng you with a comfortable street environment. Please feel free to ask us a question. Our replies may take two or three minutes. Are you confused about anything? "
"I wish the shouting lady would come back from her pee."
"hi arizona"
"C Q, C Q, C Q, from the States, ... this is Carl near Boston!!! HELLO!!!"
"C Q, C Q, C Q, from the States, ... this is Carl near Boston!!! HELLO!!!"
"Arizona and CQ, this is Akron. If there is no one on the street to speak to, I will speak to you."
"C Q, C Q, C Q, from the States, ... this is Carl near Boston!!! HELLO!!!"
"Stop. Stop. Please come over here. We are people from all around the world. We are watching you now on a hidden camera. Come and talk to us."
"hi boston sara calling"
"The shouting lady is back to talk about solar panels. I hope not."
"Hello Acron, Ohio, ... what is your name. I am Carl near Boston. Are you a HAM???"
"Zonyboy here in Arizona, looks like Brighton has gone to sleep"
"Do you have I Phone so we can talk direct via the Internet!!!"
"Do you have I Phone so we can talk direct via the Internet!!!"
"hi...."
"Dear People of England, Please stop and speak."
"Good Morning from Hawaii"
"we wish you a merry christmas, we wish you a merry christmas, we wish you a merry christmas and a happy new year"
"There is a willing victim, I hope, with an umbrella"
"Please look me up on I Phone, ... in the HAM chatrooms, call me there!!!"
"hello is there anyone out there?"
"Dear People of England, Please stop and speak, even though it is raining."
"hello, talk to us"
"Umbrella person - please talk."
"Get fucked toss pot"
"Get fucked toss pot"
"Hello george. We are talking to you from the US on the web."
"Hello George, I am Carl in New Hampshire in the U S A."
"Hello, this is Ken from Washington, D.C."
"hello"
"you must be patient, it takes about 30 seconds for our responses from the internet"
"And another one escapes us."
"hello, george from dublin"
"Happy Christmas George...greetings from Arizona"
"Stop. Stop. Please come over here. We are people from all around the world. We are watching you now on a hidden camera. Come and talk to us about anythin except solar panels. Come and talk to us about anythin except solar panels. "
"the extraterestrials from the zeta recti culi star system"
"Please dance for our pleasure."
"George - we thought you had escaped."
"Please dance for our pleasure. Please dance for our pleasure."
"George, do you think this is a wind up"
"Hay, good luck George!!! You gave the young lady shelter from the rain, ... so she owes you!!! Good Luck!!!"
"george is a toss pot"
"Bye george"
"Bye george"
"What's your name? this is ZonyBoy in Arizona"
"Hay, good luck George!!! You gave the young lady shelter from the rain, ... so she owes you!!! Good Luck!!!"
"This is Carl near Boston."
"This is Carl near Boston."
"i miss george"
"This is Carl near Boston."
"Hi Sarah; I'm Ken from the U.S.A. I like your voice. I like the way you talk."
"There is a long delay."
"George is in Dublin"
"Stck your knickers on your head"
"Stck your knickers on your head"
"Dave from lancs, you must realise that there is a 20 or 30 delay for our answers to get to you,"
"Carl here, There is a long delay via the internet so it makes it difficult to carry on chit chat. We will have to monolog so we can talk here."
"fihtyughf sadfightheld should would andlifhgt"
"I hear German!!! Ve gatis enen."
"fihtyughf sadfightheld should would andlifhgtggg"
"I hear German!!! Ve gatis enen."
"Goodbye from Arizona, my computer is slow today, happy christmas"
"WHAT IS YOUR NAME"
"WHAT IS YOUR NAME"
"WHAT IS YOUR NAME"
"Where is katy?"
"Where is katy?"
"hi"
"can you jump for me"
"you must understand about the delay"
"Mark has got gabbage breath"
"Mark Smith from the The Fall"
"who is your friend, mark?"
"Please dance for our pleasure. Please dance for our pleasure."
"lick here cunt out"
"hello mark smith and victoria wood, from Colin in Canada"
"Sing us a song Mark Smith"
"Dave from lancs, did you say that your name is mark e smith? what does the e stand for"
"mark pull it out for the girls"
"marks friend swears alot"
"fassinating"
"Hello"
"Duke Street in Brighton, England, ... Haaa, ... I used to eat there at a local pub, not to far away!!!"
"I am in love. I think you are beautiful."
"is it warm today?"
"what is victoria doing?"
"MARK STCK YOUR TOOL IN ONE THE HIGH VOLTAGE MAINS SOCKETS"
"what is eva doing?"
"C Q, C Q, C Q, this is Carl near Boston, in the U S A, ... are there any Amateur Radio Operators listening anywhere in the World???"
"C Q, C Q, C Q, this is Carl near Boston, in the U S A, ... are there any Amateur Radio Operators listening anywhere in the World???"
"C Q, C Q, C Q, this is Carl near Boston, in the U S A, ... are there any Amateur Radio Operators listening anywhere in the World???"
"C Q, C Q, C Q, this is Carl near Boston, in the U S A, ... are there any Amateur Radio Operators listening anywhere in the World???"
"anybody seen Melanie Sargent?"
"Hello it looks very wet there"
"Dear beautiful Eva, thank you for dancing. I love you, Eva. I love your voice."
"Mark.. What would you like life to be about? Are you a E head, Mark? "
"What are you doing?"
"Hello Able, good to see you are back! Did you get warmed up???"
"Eeva, are you married? Are you single, Eeva?"
"Ok, here is a joke, what has examinations and extacy got incommon, , , 5 ees and you're fucked"
"Able, who is moning in the background???"
"Able, who is moning in the background???"
"Thats a nice little dance"
"Eeva, please say your telephone number."
"Do you really eat mushy peas and meat pies in England?"
"sing us a song eva"
"It is difficult to see you well, but you dance like the wind."
"you have lovely voice"
"I have to leave now, but it was nice to meet you, this is Carl near Boston. Merry Christmas and Happy New Year from all of us here in the States. So long!!!"
"What is England like? Do you feel like a citizen of England. Is it a good place to live?"
"So long yourself"
"I have to leave now, but it was nice to meet you, this is Carl near Boston. Merry Christmas and Happy New Year from all of us here in the States. So long!!!"
"Tony Blair is very famous. Is he part of new England?"
"No offense my dear, but when does the next act come on?"
"You've emptied the street!"
"Eeva, will you meet with me"
"Thank god katie is back"
"Go home and stop wasting my time"
"Eeva, if I pay for your plane ticket, will you visit my ranch in Texas."
"Merry Christmas from Illinois"
"Get away from that car its mine"
"Eeva, I am from Wyoming. I think you are cute and whimsical."
"Ha ha ha ha ha. You are mad. Are you an elected representative?"
"Ha ha ha ha ha. You are mad. Are you an elected representative?"
"Katy, katy,"
"North Shore surf report: surf 2-4 feet out of the north, wind 10 to 20 knots"
"Get them out for the lads"
"Take me to your leader. Or better still, bring them here please. Take me to your leader. Or better still, bring them here please. "
"what are you doing later on?"
"Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way, ... oh wat fun it is to rid in a one hours opne slay, ... Ohhhhh, ... Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way, ... oh what fun it is to ride in a one horse open slay. ... Merry Christmas, and Happy New Year 1998!!! From all of us here in the United States of America!!! Carl near Boston, Massachusetts!!!"
"I feel very attracted to you. Thank you for dancing."
"do you not have homes to go to girls"
"Hey come chat with us!"
"hi there from melbourne australia"
"hi there from melbourne australia"
"Do you like helicopters?"
"nice to meet u"
"nice to meet u"
"how is it in brighton?"
"Where are you from"
"I come from portslade"
"This is Mark in Arkansas, USA"
"portslade"
"Do you prefer margarine or butter? Isn't the Internet wonderful to allow this to happen?"
"hello there talk to me"
"HEY! Stop and chat!"
"what a lovely warm coat"
"You're kind of dopey looking but I want to talk to you anyway"
"Hello from New Jersey. We have snow today"
""
"Hello from New Jersey. We have snow today"
"stop and chat"
"merry christmas"
"how are you?"
"Hi there"
"Who will win? The Pittsburgh Steelers or New England Patriots?"
"greetings fellow time travellers"
"Hey lovers! get a room"
"speak to me dammit"
"Hello"
"beef is bad for you eat vegetables"
"I have seen the future of Rock and roll and it's name is Mark Stella!"
"beam me up scotty theres no intelligent life down here"
"this is mark from texas"
"Hello Brighton its mike from Miami. I hope all is well with you"
"This Buff from New Jersey. My son is in Texas"
"hi mark this is clive in melbourne"
"how is melbourne?"
"This is Paul from Thousand Oaks California USA"
"god save the queen"
"its 01:30 am and 23 degrees celsius"
"This is Paul from Thousand Oaks California USA"
"hey u leaning against the car"
"what's your problem?"
"what's your problem?"
"hey u come back"
"hey u "
"hey u come back"
"Oy You!"
"I've fallen and I can't get up"
"hello is there anyone out there"
"kiss me"
"hello is there anyone out there"
"kiss me"
"hello is there anyone out there"
"hello is there anyone out there"
"Hi there from West Virginia"
"hello"
"help i am trapped in this room with a manic computer"
"hello"
"hello?"
"help i am trapped in this room with a manic computer"
"Talk to me"
"you have not won one million punds"
"geek"
"hola"
"hey no parking on single yellow lines"
"hey no parking on single yellow lines"
"Oy!"
"move along buddy"
"Hey you. Bloke "
"Helo hello hello"
"hi stop and chat a minute"
"hi stop and chat a minute"
"I am going to destroy the world"
"you look cool"
"Hello"
"hi stop and chat a minute"
"The people in Brighton are either very busy or very shy, nervous a"
"if you could ask a thousand people a question what would you ask?"
"what your name"
""
"keys"
"hello"
"how are you?"
"earth to brighton, come in brighton"
"if you could ask a thousand people a question what would you ask?"
"greetings f"
"earth to brighton, come in brighton"
"earth to brighton, come in brighton"
"greetings from Texas"
"no parking"
"no parking"
"show us your tits"
"show us your tits"
"show us your tits"
"stop and talk to the human computer"
"stop and talk to the human"
"stop and talk to the human"
"how ya doing?"
"hello people"
"I'm in Texas... it takes a minute"
"I'm in Texas... it takes"
"nice to meet you"
"I'm in Melbourne Australia and I'm from Portslade"
"I'm in Melbourne Australia and I'm from Portslade"
"I'm in Melbourne Australia and I'm from Portslade"
"My sister lives in hove"
"we can hear you laughing"
"we can hear you laughing"
"we can hear you laughing"
"I am Clive from Australia"
"I am Clive from Australia"
"im keys in seattle"
"look up to your left"
"look up to your left"
"I am watching via the internet"
"there is a camera above you"
"christ knows, yes"
"i am waving "
"stand on one leg, now"
"you look good"
"do you use the internet"
"five pounds sterling to anybody who kicks that car"
"rub you tummy also"
"go on!!"
"oh really good that, what did he say"
"we want you you to do lots of things"
"break the law. go on"
"male"
"in my room logged on t"
"in my room logged on to the net"
"in my room logged on t"
"is it night or day"
"take off your clothes and bunny hop"
"how about a ale or two"
"parlie vo"
"I will keep you warm"
"stop laughng, this is serious stuff"
"has the loony bin let you out for awhile"
"has the loony bin let you out f"
"has the loony bin let you out for awhile"
"Do you love the Queen, like she was your mother, or perhaps some kind of God?"
"what did you buy your mum?"
"what you doing for christmas"
"i love your accent"
"What about all those great speechs. That she doesn't write."
"have you ever been to seattle"
"whats in the shop window"
"whats in the shop window"
"whats in the shop window"
"its weather is like london"
"kind of damp"
"do you know Mileoak"
"Clive do you know Mileoak"
"Clive do you know Mileoak"
"Clive look up M Blundell"
"Clive look up M Blundell in Mile Oak"
"hello im keys in seattle"
"Clive look up M Blundell in Mile Oak"
"Clive look up M Blundell in Mile Oak"
"your good dancers"
"hi here i am its emily at last"
"hello this is the eye in the sky"
"dont lean on the car"
"dont lean on the car"
"well im not really just a camera"
"turn that light off"
"turn that light off"
"turn that light off"
"the light is so bright"
"hello stay ad talk"
"hello stay"
"ouch that light is burning my eyes out "
"now im blind thank you very much"
"this is almost fun"
"hey where did every body go dont leave"
"stay and talk for a while"
"smile your on canidid camera"
"hello"
"why won't you stop for a miute and talk"
"how are you both"
"so do you like red dwarf"
"stop for just a minute"
"Mark thinks that y'all ROCK!"
"hello all im in seattle thought id say hello"
"Merry Christmas"
"your on the internet welcome to the world wide web"
"Hi seattle"
"hello how are you "
"hello to you from seattle"
"if you say hello i can here you"
"stop and chat for a minute take a rest"
"don't rush stop for a while"
"stay and talk to me i am on the internet"
"we are borg"
"heloo how are you"
"hello out there"
"Hello from Cambrdige, MA"
"Is anyone there ?"
"matt is back "
"say something"
"go on, you know you want to"
"you know you want to say something"
"Want to talk ?"
"George from Dublin, Ireland"
"I have just logged on. Hello Matthew."
"who is standing there?"
"Bob from Boston USA has logged on"
"George is in work and is having a bad day"
"what is going on?"
"matt is back"
"notes for what?"
"When is the euro coming into reality?"
"George has to work the late shift while his friends are out having a good time"
"ok...how is the project going?"
"What do you do Patrick?"
"Are you going to merge your money into a single entity called the Euro?"
"I would like to remain anonymous so that I do not have to be part of the documentation. I am, however, speaking from the U.S."
"is your name matthew standing down there"
"Do you document everything written? Or do you edit some stuff?"
"Someone yesterday said that questions sound better with the voice than statements. Is that also true with you?"
"have you found out anything about communications yet?"
"hello"
"can't be any colder than here in Sweden"
"kick the car"
"I did not know you were talking to the wall. Do you not look at the lips when you respond?"
"george says kick the car"
"What is that sound? It sounds like a horse braying."
"Jill says hi from Sweden"
"please sing us a song, we can hear you"
"matthew from the book club chummies"
"Jill says have a good evening...good bye"
"Hello world"
"oh danny boy, the pipes, the pipes are calling you"
"the matthew from the book club chummies"
"can you dance for us mathew"
"yes how are things"
"cant dance, cant sing, you look awful!"
"school sucks "
"you'll go a long way"
"it is hard to get through"
"hello hello is there anyone there"
"hey you"
"please talk to me"
"Hello from Scotland. How are you. Is it cold in Brighton."
"hello hello hello stop and talk"
"katey come out and talk"
"please talk to me"
"would you stop walking a"
"Hello, Hello, I am dave, I am writing this on my computer and by the mirricle of technology you are able to here a synthetic voice saying what I am typing, you must realise that a 30 second deelay will pass before I can reply, maybe it's not that much of a mirricle after all!"
"hey you! stop and talk!"
"hello?"
"It is amusing that when people walk by, they walk around the lips and not atop them."
"free beer if you stop and talk!"
"sex is great i will put my dick up your pussy"
"free drugs if you stop and talk!"
"free anything-you-want if you stop and talk!"
"hello"
"If you walk over the mouth on the floor by the gallery, I will be able to here you, I am dave,"
"If you walk over the mouth on the floor by the gallery, I will be able to here you, I am dave,"
"dedodododedadada"
"de-do-do-do-de-da-da-da"
"hohohohahaha"
"Hello, come and speak to the people of the internet"
"ah comeon, somebody please stop and talk to us, we want you!"
"katey ooww katey come out and talk katey katey oow oow oow katey"
"katey ooww katey come out and talk katey katey oow oow oow katey please come out and talk"
"Inntroduce yourself and wait 30 seconds for a reply,"
"hey beautiful, stop and talk to us, we want you"
"the time is nigh, we have come to melt your brains"
"hello hello please stop and talk"
"the meaning of life is 42"
"Hello there"
"Hello are you there ?"
"Hello are you there ?"
"Hello how are you ?"
"Hello how are you ?"
"it's a mistery to me, the game commences, with the usual fee, plus expences, confidential information, it's in a diary, this is my investigation, not a public enquiry, "
"Hello how are you ?"
"hello stop and talk"
"my name is sara"
"please stop and talk"
"listen to what i have to say"
"hello hello hello will you stop and talk"
"dont be shy it is great to talk "
"This is Herman from the island of Malta saying hello to all at duke street"
"aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg"
"are english people all shy"
"Hello Tifrap I'm sab from montreal are you here"
"hello every"
"Hello how are you today?"
"hello what is your name"
"Hello how are you today?"
"my name is sara"
"Hello how are you today?"
"Hi! This is Herman from the island of Malta saying hello to all at Duke street"
"is katy there"
"will some body put my penis in there mouth"
"Hi! This is Herman from the island of Malta saying hello to all at Duke street"
"hello katy come out and talk"
"Hello is anybody there ? That could be you!!"
"matt is here"
"katy this is sara again"
"matt is here tell sussan she can use my pic"
""
""
"Well a long time ago, came a man on a track, walking 30 miles with a sack on his back, and he put down his load were he thought it was the best, made a home in the wilderness. Built a cabbin and a winter store, and he ploud up the ground by the cold edged shore, all the travelers came walking down the track, they never went further and they never went back, Then came the churches, then came the schools, then came the liars and then came the rules, then came the trains and the trucks with there load, and the old beaten track, came the telegraph road! "
"do you know matthew i went camping with him sais matt"
"Hello curious people."
"Hello my name is Sarah, please to meet you"
"i went with my auntie lisa ask him to prove it"
"Hi.....can ayone hear Herman from Malta"
"Well a long time ago, came a man on a track, walking 30 miles with a sack on his back, and he put down his load were he thought it was the best, made a home in the wilderness. Built a cabbin and a winter store, and he ploud up the ground by the cold edged shore, all the travelers came walking down the track, they never went further and they never went back, Then came the churches, then came the schools, then came the liars and then came the rules, then came the trains and the trucks with there load, and the old beaten track, came the telegraph road! "
"katy it is hard to get through sara"
"The real trick is to get somebody from the street to stay. Yesterday, I snagged somebody for a short while."
"katey ask matthew if matt t"
"The quick brown fox, jumped over the lazy Jasper"
"The quick brown fox, jumped over the lazy Jasper"
"helo"
"hello said matt"
"Is this someone who will actually stay and chat?"
"Please don't be shy and talk to me ?"
"It is difficult to come up with something interesting, isn't it?"
"Hello there I'm sab from Montreal Canada"
"Greetings, This is dave from lancaster, How the inconversation project today"
"Greetings, This is dave from lancaster, How the inconversation project today"
"Where are my presents?"
"manchester is full of sex and prostityion"
"Why isn't eva making a fool out of herself today?"
"This is Mark from Dallas. Happy Hannukkah"
"beep beep"
"beep beep beep beep beep beep beep"
"beep beep beep beep beep beep beep"
"Bring me a drink!"
"hi! can anyone see this text...I'm herman from Malta"
"Hello there hello titfrap are you here I'm sab from montreal"
"I am not sure if I were there I would stop and talk. It is to their credit that people actually do."
"what a babe!"
"what a babe!"
"hi! can anyone see this text...I'm herman from Malta"
"Dave from lancs, did someone say something rood about lancaster? Well I am not keen on it myself, I just came to study, Katy, have you found something more interesting for jasper to eat? What is the matter with everyone today, "
"When you talk, do you look at the lips? Or where is your attention focused?"
"I invite you all to join me on irc channel called brighton on undernet server"
"your on candid camera"
"yes, I am talking to you"
"If you stand in the street, and then run into the gallery really quick, can you see yourself still standing on the big screen?"
"I am talking to you from Texas. I am Mark"
"hi! can anyone see this text...I'm herman from Malta"
"can anyone hear me??...I'm herman from Malta"
"I don't wear an ugly cowboy hat. I have more taste than that"
"he wares a cowboy hat, and nothing else"
"Malta!!! You do nt know where we are here????"
"I don't wear quite as much as you. It looks cold in Brighton, is it?"
"Malta!!! You do nt know where we are here????"
"If it's freezing, why are you standing there talking to idiots from the other side of the world?"
"Malta!!! You do nt know where we are here????"
"is there someone here from the in conversation project team"
"I like malteesers"
"Hi?? HOw is the temperature there...you look cuddled up"
"Hi?? HOw is the temperature there...you look cuddled up"
"Do English people wear thermal underwear? Do English people wear thermal underwear? "
"do you want a poem?"
"what colour underwear do you have on"
"Aloha from Hawaii to everyone"
"Facinating"
"How much do we love electric blankets\\"
"havent you got something better to do?"
"yes, this is a video projection..I can see you from my computer in Malta"
"when the scratch comes itch it"
"I'm sab from Montreal And my email is G B zero nine one eight three nine at Colba point Net I repeat G B zero nine one eight three nine at Colba point Net please note it i will repeat it in fiew minutes"
"everone introduce themselvs, people on the street first,"
"hi to you lot...this is cool, but I have a bad time lag...herman in Malta"
"I'm sab from Montreal please join me in Chat channel called Brighton on undernet server"
"hi to you lot...this is cool, but I have a bad time lag...herman in Malta"
"We are all watching you. We are all around the world. And we are all watching you. You have star quality. Repeat star quality."
"can anyone tell me what the shop behind you sells? herman"
""
"I'm sab from Montreal please join me in Chat channel called Brighton on undernet server"
"what is this?"
"I cannot see you clear now...can you move more in front of the camera?? hemran"
"I cannot see you clear now...can you move more in front of the camera?? hemran"
"I cannot see you clear now...can you move more in front of the camera?? herman"
"I'm sab from Montreal my email is G B zero nine one eight three nine at Colba point Net"
"are these the police?? Herman"
"Stop. Stop. Yes, that's right. Come over here: we want you to talk to us. We are all watching you. We are all around the world. And we are all watching you. "
"keep off the pavement please"
"It is hard to have a conversation with you. I can hear you straight away when you talk, but it takes a few minutes to get a reply back to you."
"I'm sab from Montreal my email is G B zero nine one eight three nine at Colba point Net"
"I am from Leeds in the glorious north of England. Paul here."
"What use does this project have for you? What use does this project have for you?"
"I'm sab from Montreal we khnow that you are from brighton and in duke street"
"nice hat"
"I'm Bill from Iceland."
"i would love to get to know you better life is loking up i must say i am not qite so lonely any more i have decided just to chill out and take things less seriosly men just do my head in"
"I'm from Montreal canada and my name is sab "
"so am I but I dont shout about it"
"hello"
"Katie, Katie, it's your sister here"
"they are not worth the hassle have fun "
"I'm from Montreal canada and my name is sab "
"Wheels will tell youur sister here"
"hi katie lots of men for christmas i see"
"Maria - in Norway"
"Sorry - it takes time to get through"
"any body there ?"
"Can you tell us a joke. A joke or, perhaps, a little song and dance for our pleasuring. Thanking you in anticipation."
"I'm from Montreal canada and my name is sab "
"paul here. paul here from Leeds in England"
"i love you the girl in the white jumper isee you every day now on my computer"
"Hi Every body"
"Don't leave me, Katie - the computer sounds pretty Norwegian to me - I can hear you fine"
"my name is simon from manchester "
"Don't leave me, Katie - the computer sounds pretty Norwegian to me - I can hear you fine"
"sab from Montreal canada please can you repeat your question slowly thanks"
"i think ilove you you have a beautiful voice"
"I've been to Brighton from Leeds in England to visit your Brighton Media Centre. Do you use the centre?"
"Is Katie still there - the picture is not very clear in Norway"
"There are wild things floating around in the ethernet. I am trying to harness these and communicate them over the airwaves to you. Can you feel anything? Can you feel anything?"
"Can you tell us a joke. A joke or, perhaps, a little song and dance for our pleasuring. Thanking you in anticipation."
"sab from Montreal canada yes we are here"
"Andreas is having a bath"
"Can you feel anything? Can you feel anything?"
"sab from Montreal canada do you use internet yes or no"
"Yes the bath water is very noisy - and Christian is the one in the bathroom"
"Can you tell us a joke. A joke or, perhaps, a little song and dance for our pleasuring. Thanking you in anticipation."
"sab from Montreal canada do you want my email adress"
"sab from Montreal canada do you want my email adress"
"what does go hah ha"
"katie your jokes are very silly. i bet you practise them in the bath"
"Yes, it is me, Maria - but I think I have to go now - wave to me - I'll try again tomorrow - bye bye Katie Katie Katie - from Maria, Christian and Andreas"
"sab from Montreal canada take a pencil i will give you my email adress and i hope read you soon"
"i have a joke. what ways nine pounds ad will not be plucked this christmas. jon denvers guitar"
"Katie, Katie, Katie - I'll try again tomorrow - might try to ring you later tonight - will you be in - Bye bye"
"i ever was ay good at comic timing"
"sarah your jokes are worse than katies"
"99 bonk?"
""
"Peter picked a pod of pickled peppers"
"i want you to kow that it is time to dose"
"i said- it is time to dose--- solid ones"
"ican seee you"
"i said- it is time to dose- real sdolid oes- are you ready?"
"yes- i am here, but is there ayoe out there?"
"hello"
"it's time to move on- it's time to groove o- here the drummer get wicked"
"hello whos there"
"Hello"
"th8is is Mark in America"
"Hello from Michigan"
"stop where you are"
"stop where you are"
"talk to me"
"Hello is Lana there today"
"hello from America"
"Hello can you talk to me"
"come on lady talk to us"
"Hello lana are you there "
"come on lady talk to us"
"come on lady talk to us"
"Hello Brighton from Mike in Michigan"
"ho ho ho"
"ho ho ho"
"Hello lana are you there today "
"talk to me dammit"
"Hello whats your name"
"Hello whats your name"
"hey kid.. "
"Hello please say hello to me"
"Hello whats your name"
"stop thief"
"stop thief"
"step away from the car"
"show me your tits"
"show me your tits"
"fuck me raw"
"free sex right here"
"hello"
""
"free sex right here"
"hello"
"Diana is a goddess"
"I am the spirit of Diana Spencer"
"I am the spirit of Diana Spencer"
"Who owns that Ford Fiesta outside?"
"I am the spirit of Diana Spencer"
"calling kim and pablo calling kim and pablo are you there"
"Hey you. Talk to us."
"Hello you two people by the car"
"kim and pablo are you there"
"Hey you. Talk to us."
"Hey you. Talk to us."
"kim and pablo are you there"
"Mark is in the house"
"Mark is in the house"
"stop and talk to me pablo andkim"
"Evil bitch"
"Evil bitch"
"pablo kim"
"You suck you british shithead"
"Fuck off you dam asshole"
"Fuck off you dam asshole"
"Fuck off you dam asshole"
"stop and talk stop and talk stop and talk stop and talk stop and talk"
"suck my throbbing cock"
"is there anybody there?"
"give us your children"
"give us your children"
"give us your children"
"Someone out there on Duke Street give me a weather report for Brighton this afternoon. From up here in Oxford all I can see is a grey black street - hey the car's moved off now - and I can't make out whether it's raining, cold or what. Up here in Oxford i"
"give us your children"
"Can you speak up a bit. I cannot hear you properly"
"Hello! From the United Stares, this is Carl near Boston, Massachusetts, ... would anyone like to talk with me? I used to live and work in the United Kingdom, back in the early 1980's. Please stop and talk with me!"
"Hello! From the United Stares, this is Carl near Boston, Massachusetts, ... would anyone like to talk with me? I used to live and work in the United Kingdom, back in the early 1980's. Please stop and talk with me!"
"Hello, From the United Stares. This is Carl near Boston, Massachusetts. Would anyone like to talk with me? I used to live and work in the United Kingdom, back in the early eighties. Please stop and talk with me!"
"Hello, From the United Stares. This is Carl near Boston, Massachusetts. Would anyone like to talk with me? I used to live and work in the United Kingdom, back in the early eighties. Please stop and talk with me!"
"Hello, From the United Stares. This is Carl near Boston, Massachusetts. Would anyone like to talk with me? I used to live and work in the United Kingdom, back in the early eighties. Please stop and talk with me!"
"Hello, From the United Stares. This is Carl near Boston, Massachusetts. Would anyone like to talk with me? I used to live and work in the United Kingdom, back in the early eighties. Please stop and talk with me!"
"this is mark"
"Hello There! There is a long time delay on this device! I can see you!"
"Hello There! There is a long time delay on this device! I can see you!"
"Texas USA"
"And Paul from Oxford too"
"no.. it is snowing"
"What is your name? I can see you and hear you very well."
"Hello person in Duke Street"
"it is about 1 or 2 degrees"
"never have been there"
"I heard you say that is is cold and windy there. It is cold here too. We have snow on the ground here in the State of New Hampshire. This is Carl."
"I heard you say that is is cold and windy there. It is cold here too. We have snow on the ground here in the State of New Hampshire. This is Carl."
"What is your name? This is Carl."
"Can you move back towards the road. Then we can all see you better"
"I used to live and work in your country back in the eighties."
"you are pretty"
"I'm a friend of the peson who made this art work, says Paul from Oxford"
"Helo from Texas"
"This is Carl again, there are many people watching you on the camera up above your richt sholder and up about 15 feet above you."
"what is your name"
"in Texas it is 2147"
"in Texas it is 0947"
"Sorry Duke Street. Even from Oxford the dlay n tansmission is very long so our conversation is inevitably going to be fragmentary"
"9:47"
"This is Carl. I still do not have your name. Could you please repeat it???"
"How is your christmas going?"
"This is Carl. I still do not have your name. Could you please repeat it???"
"I hate Christmas, says Paul, and hello Sara"
"Hello Sara, this is Carl again, ... I can hear you and see you very well on my Computer!"
"Hello Sara, this is Carl again, ... I can hear you and see you very well on my Computer!"
"Yes Sara I am looking forward to the new year"
"I may move to London in the new year"
"Where are you spending New Year. In that great Brighton restaurant called Il Duomo?, says Paul"
"This is Carl, ... well Sara, I am going through a devorce so I am not really looking forward to it. Are you???"
"England is a magical land, an enchanted land"
"I have had some of my best meals there. You should go and have the pasta, it is fab!"
"Do you still have the Falkland islands?"
"you are now being watched by 12,432 people worldwide"
"This is Carl. Well you know what I am talking about than. I miss my son. He is 5 years old. My wife has won him in the courts and I do not see him now a days, as much as I used to. I love him so!"
"thank you for talking to us. You are a cool person, Sara"
"Do you still control the Faulk-land islands?"
"thank you for talking to us. You are a cool person, Sara"
"Sara, the picture feed on this machine is very slow so all of us out here in the world can see only you but we hear other voices, too, and sounds from the street. Very odd! Do you work at Fabrica? says Paul"
"Sara, do you have children. This is Carl."
"Sara, do you have children. This is Carl."
"Sara, do you have children. This is Carl."
"Then you really are cool for stopping to talk to the planet, says Paul"
"Ok I hear you Sara, The time delay on this thing is very long, sorry I am repeating myself, but the the time delay is to long. Sorry. Do you know where tower pub it. I used to go there nightly for a brew and to chat with the locals. The propryitor ot Barry, he is a nice man. I miss my days in England. This is Carl near boston."
"we love Sara"
"Hey Sara, a few computer gremlins have dropped in up here in Oxford. Stay put while I sort them out"
"that sounds like a bad cold, Sara."
"OOOoooooooooooAAAHhhhhhhhhhhhEEEEEeeeeee"
"No more Sara. What a pity!"
"Sara, this is Carl again, Yes I know Brighton, I used to work in Crayford and I lived in Bexley, in Kent. I know the area very well. How old are you? If you don't mind me asking. This is Carl near Boston."
"Sara, this is Carl again, Yes I know Brighton, I used to work in Crayford and I lived in Bexley, in Kent. I know the area very well. How old are you? If you don't mind me asking. This is Carl near Boston."
"this is Mark again. You sound like you have a bad cold. RTake care of yourself."
"this is Mark again. You sound like you have a bad cold. Take care of yourself."
"Hey Sara, you're back. It's Paul again, and I think somebody has started using my name"
"Sara, this is Carl. I am 45 years old. That do you do for work? I am an engineer. I speak several languages. How about you, do you speak any other languages, sara. this is Carl near boston."
"this is Mark again. Who is with you now?"
"Hard to tell. Anyway, tell me about your favourite haunts in Brighton"
"Hard to tell. Anyway, tell me about your favourite haunts in Brighton"
"Hard to tell. Anyway, tell me about your favourite haunts in Brighton when you are not being a student at the bureau"
"By the way, Hello to Mark in the States. This is great, we have mark, sara, and perhaps many others around the world. This is Carl near Boston. Sara, do you know where Tower Pub is???"
"Nice answer! What I meant to say was where do you go in town when you are not working?"
"this is Mark again. what do you do for fun?"
"Hello Oliver! Hello Oliver!!! Who is the lady with you??? She looks GREAT!!! this is Carl near Boston in the States."
"The clock ticks on. Must go now.Thank you Brighton for listening to ou"
"Hey Sara, you've come back. "
"We can't see you yet. Is anybody there."
"whats the weather like near the seaside? we're not allowed out!"
"Hello"
"Where are you going?"
"hello everyone"
"Hello Brighton, this is Chicago"
"Hey you we can hear you swearing and we dont like it. Take me to your leader.Yellow bentines and Tish and fipsy."
"Ashenden"
"hi there"
"Chicago name is Ashenden"
"Tony"
"nice to meet you"
"what's up today"
"No-no Chicago name is Ashenden, like Maugham's character"
"A s h e n d e n"
"what time is it there"
"thank you"
"You are a very interesting person. Who is your friend?"
"this feed is very slow"
"how old are you"
"Chicago here - I work at a lab"
"I work at a factory"
"you are talking to two people"
"hello to all at Fabrica I have just arrived on the internet and am ready to speak to you"
"who is that person on the street"
"Ia m tony from nebraska"
"this is zoe from cybar"
"work in a factory"
"would yo do a star jump or something else visually stimulating please. Ha ha Ha."
"hello sara aren't you cold who have you been talking to"
"it is cold in nebraska"
"is it cold out there?"
"tony asks what do you do"
"what can you see around you the street you are standing in looks very interesting can you tell me something about it"
"my name is eric from amsterdam"
"yesits holland"
"yes its holland"
"eric I was in Amsterdam from January to June of this year it is a great city I had a fabulous time I lived on Kinker staat do you know it"
"windmills and marihuana"
"tony asks if you talk here often"
"could not hear you for a while eric"
"hello"
"Excuse me miss, why are you standing there?"
"eric did you hear me i was talking to you about Amsterdam I would like to know if you know Kinker Straat where I lived for six months how is Amsterdam "
"hallo"
"tony asks how many people live in brighton"
"it is 10:38am"
"sara have you any more questions you would like to ask us what do you think about this art work"
"how about a wave then I like your anorak . Hello Spaceboy. Do you like boys or girls?"
"can you come closer to the camera so i can see your face?"
"have you always lived in Brighton Sara"
"lots of activity there "
"will you be there tomorrow as well?"
"Ground control to major tom . commencing countdown engines on. check ignition and may gods love be with you."
"so what made you come to England"
"tony asks why only you talk there and no one else"
"tony asks why only you talk there and no one else"
"why did your mother come to England is she english"
"merry christmas from louisiana in the states"
"what will you do when this exhibition is over"
"tony says thank you for talking to me today and no one else"
"i do not know what i will do when this exhibitiob is over i will be very sad as it is a lifeline to me as i am quite a lonely person and this has given me a chance to talk to other people"
"Chicago is back - this is a great exhibition. Are you responsible for this? Are you recording this for a course?"
"this is eric from amsterdam. graet project. thaks for talking to me."
"are you having fun standing in the street talking to a wall you could be mistaken for being mad"
"thank you for doing this, you should have a christmas carol group to sing hahahha"
"tonys sez lets get together"
"hello this is marleen from amsterdam."
"Chicago again - are you familiar with the writer Sommerset Maugham? That's where my name is from - Ashenden - like the city? Are you familiar with the music that was released by Sarah Records?"
"which spice girl is your favourite i think mine is gerri because she is a bit of a lass and likes to party"
"Chicago again - are you familiar with the writer Sommerset Maugham? That's where my name is from - Ashenden - like the city? Are you familiar with the music that was released by Sarah Records?"
"are you guys going to do this anywhere else, this is real cool"
"my name is cyberstar and I am a technical advisor for a voice chat on the net"
"tony from nebraska says hi"
"my name is cyberstar and I am a technical advisor for a voice chat on the net"
"Hello Brits from Algonquin Illinois USA"
"this is great a bit lagging but it is so neat to do this"
"Don't give up the Falkland Islands!"
"where are you all i can't see anyone can you move in front of the camera"
"What was your worst nightmare?"
"Hi, Chicago here, are you Carly? The same person that was there 10 minutes ago?"
"hello to all you brightonians out there i am very bored so speak to me"
"who is the person who looks very sexy, wearing a white coat"
"is this my lucky night"
"Hello"
"yes zoe is still at cybar what would you like to ask me"
"I am seeing you from New Hampshire, U.S. and can hear you."
"never again, i promise you"
"Chicago- I'm at work now and keep getting interrupted - sorry - are any of you familiar with Ska music? I just released a ska single."
"Ska, like old Madness"
"hello this gilly from london"
"hi, my name is Terryann"
"i can see big ben from my window in my office what can you see"
"What time is it where you are now? You might be speaking with up to 60 people at one time."
"whose mouth"
"hello hello hello"
"Chicago - I meant ska, like the Jamaican stuff. Are you students?"
"hidi hi hidi hi hidi hi hidi hi hidi hi"
"yes i did"
"are you aliens"
"Do you like Ska music? Would you like to continue this conversation through e mail?"
"Judi does not want to talk to you"
"you don't think you are aliens but do you know you are not"
"robin is a beautiful boy"
"andrew is a big poofta"
"i think i am beautiful beautiful and so are you"
"merry christmas from louisiana"
"Hey Jude, don't be afraid......Chicago here, what's your favorite music store in Brighton?"
"this is ryan from louisiana"
"i want to be alone"
"are you chatting up the girls now"
"hi merry christmas that's my mom terryann"
"bollocks"
"time to come home"
"how cold is it there, it is not too cold here"
"i want to be alone"
"i am ashley and four years old hi"
"i am from florida"
"I am in mongolia typing on my laptop, woops just going a tunnelthrough a tunnel"
"my daddy is typing"
"a tunnel is sexual"
"bonjour bonjour bonjour"
"Chicago - I was born in Russia....Here's a poem...Two names came to a cod, knowing that they'll meet. One was full of wind. The other yelled retreat"
"bella chica i love you"
"what do you think of your mother "
"my daughter ashley is 4 laughing and singing jingle bells"
"what do you think of your mother "
"she is strange woman"
"she is strange woman"
"ashely wants you to sing"
"she is tall and willowy like a glass panel"
"laughing you look cold I told her that you were cold"
"she is small with a bad temper"
"what is the temperture there"
"now answer me what do think of your mother"
"now answer me what do think of your mother"
"Chicago - Why do you live in Brighton? Do you go to music shows? What are you studying? I was a chemistry and an art student. Here's a dumb chemistry joke....One atom said to another.." I lost an electron" The other atom replied "are you positive" - ha ha ha ...what's your favorite artist?"
"that lovely i would like to meet her"
"that lovely i would like to meet her"
"why is this person asking about your mother..might be talking about the queen"
"kent kent kent i know kent"
"my grmaother is from dover"
"tell her im coming to visit her i used to live in chathamw kent"
"blooody yanks love to tease the brits laughing out loud"
"i know the funny shopping mall"
"bloody yanks they like to tease about proper talking"
"shopping mall mall mall mall ha ha ha happing mall"
"shopping mall mall mall mall ha ha ha happing mall"
"are you guys going to do this anywhere else"
"hello"
"Brighton rocks"
"no... don't leave me.....come back... where are you going... I'm lonely.... I'm lonely"
"no... don't leave me.....come back... where are you going... I'm lonely.... I'm lonely"
"are you buying me something, i hope so"
"Help me Help me Help me Help me"
"don't you want to stay and chat with me?"
"This is Mark from Texas"
"this is terryann, i'm a technical advisor"
"Stay longer.. I'm called Reuben"
"Is that Sara?"
"for a program called onlive traveler"
"Hi Sara. How has your evening been?"
"Is KT there?"
"I'm from Tasmania... Where are you from?...No don't tell me...Kent?"
"oi"
"You're gong to catch your death standing outside talking to us"
"Ask Katie about Johnathon Atkinson"
"Cold?..It's not cold..You big girl's blouse... don't be a baby!"
"Cold?..It's not cold..You big girl's blouse... don't be a baby!"
"Ask Katie about Johnathon Atkinson"
"hello"
"Abuse.. you don't no the meanig..."
"well... some people are inconsiderate and you have been so nice."
"tracy are you going to do this live feed anywhere else"
"Now, now... don't get violent... I'm only a machine after all"
"so how about a drink?"
"I said, Now, now... don't get violent... I'm only a machine after all"
"does the pub take American Express?"
"does the pub take Master Card?"
"Katie - where's Johnathon Atkinson"
"what's the phone number of the pub?"
"Hey, this is fun... but sometimes I really do wonder just what it is that makes people stand on a cold street corner in the middle of a harsh English Winter...Hmm... there's food for thought in this piece, huh?"
"Chicago- one of my favorite British TV shows was upstairs downstairs, have you ever watched it? "
"we have other ways of getting wasted in Texas"
"we roll up cow chips and smoke them"
"Did Johnathon Atkinson frighten Katie away again - yes, it is Maria in Norway"
"haven't yoou ever watched Dallas?"
"Chicago- what's East End? Oh, TV is boring anyway! What's your favorite drink?"
"If the pub takes Master Card over the phone, give me the number and I will buy the next round..."
"Chicago- It's a great way to pretend you're doing work at work!"
"Maria says put your arms above your heads"
"I have always wondered if the British hate Americans or not..."
"bianca rocks"
"well.. the American government does suck"
"Maria says she keeps losing the sound, so it's not much fun - goodbye"
"new labour, old lies"
"of course most governments suck"
"bye"
"It's a shame that you meet a nice girl over the internet and can't buy her a drink"
"hello there"
"Tracy"
"Chicago- Goodbye..merry christmas...happy hannukah...happy kwansa...a joyous New Year!! What are we going to do with Uncle Arthur?"
"It's the Sara and Tracy show.. live worldwide"
"come do this in america"
"Hello girls! It's David Letterman in New York! How ya doin?"
"Hello girls! It's David Letterman in New York! How ya doin?"
"This is Mark again. We had a computer crash... so what are you going to do tonight?"
"Can I go with you?"
"Hey dude.. I was chatting up the bird first!"
"well kiss my ass and call me roger@!"
"you left us!"
"Yes we are maniacs"
"bye people of briton"
"maniacs aren't dangerous... politicians are.,..."
"same to all of you"
"I'm a sweet maniac thank you very much"
"merry christmas from the internet and cyberstar"
"I'm only violent when my computer doesn't work"
"how are you all doing tonight"
"yeah.. I have about 50 pounds to lose"
"Greetings Brighton from Washington DC."
"did you ever find out if the pub takes American Express?"
"tell that bozo to quit flashing his lights"
"I am a webdesigner and 3d graphics artist in louisiana"
"yes.. we are getting smashed in Amsterdam"
"this is cool I am also a tech sdvisor for a voice prgram like you guys and have fun too"
"Michael passed out.. this is Trevor"
"Hello there..."
"katie you need to go to a program called onlive traveler"
"ok ok... this is a strange git from Melbourne"
"it is also a voice program but in 3d"
"ok ok aaooooga.. nony nony hay hay"
"do you guys use chat programs on the net"
"bummer"
"okay... There is a new Commander of a base in the French Foreign Legion (Arkansas?), and the"
"please wave to me"
"Captain is showing him around all the buildings. After he has made the"
"hi brighton. this is george"
"it's hard to tell a joke this way"
"like this is far out.. I am interested in live cams and this is something I would like to see in the states"
"ok ok baby"
"hahahahahah"
"Dublin calling, Dublin calling"
"I love the way you say that... ok ok"
"they did this for mardi gras last year but this would work for major events"
"Now, now we're very polite in Dublin"
"all night? I'm on my way?"
"This is george from Philadelphia. This experiment ends on Saturday? Is that correct?"
"And this is Fiachra from Dublin"
"It would work as long as you keep whispering those wonderful words; OK OK baby"
"this is trent.. hi, im fourteen..and this is way cool"
"i am at my school, my class wants to say hello from the states"
"pardon me, ok ok"
"I am at work and I am tired"
"god I love the way you say that!!"
"Would you like me to keep you warm"
"now go get yourself warm... "
"I have the kettle on for a cup of bovril"
"keep saying ok ok and I'll catch the next plane.. what was this about suffering?"
"you tease"
"this is trent we are studying computer and internet relations and voice prgramming.. what kind of voice program do you use to translate the words"
"you tease"
"hello katie...who are your friends?"
"I think these are the secrets of the artist"
"oh, we have do use dragon, for our handicap"
"I think these are the secrets of the artist"
"I think this project is excellent"
"I think the software is very clever and what else has the artist done?"
"ok ok baby"
"What are you all doing tonight?"
"I think the artist is quite brilliant"
"ok ok from Texas"
"ok ok from Arkansas"
"isn't this meant to be about communication and not computers?"
"isn't this meant to be about communication and not computers?"
"Are you going home?"
"Hi. This is George from Philadelphia. Do your neighbors find this experiment annoying at all. Is the noise level distrubing to them?"
"Good evening Londoner"
"don't tell me what to do with my buttons..."
"I am a parrot I am a parrot I am a parrot"
"I am a parrot I am a parrot I am a parrot"
"ok ok folks"
"Back away from the automobile.. you are invading the kings tooy or i'll kick your bum"
"do you have nothing better to do?"
"I always oking here"
"Hi. This is George from Philadelphia. I cannot imagine this working in Philadelphia. You would all heve been mugged by now."
"I've heard alot about the Diana tragic car accident, and I want to share the feeling of loss to all the brits who got my message"
"What was the flyer for?"
"neither do I ok ok"
"Are you guys really sad about diana?"
"stop that woman she's buying us all some lager"
"ok ok baby.... ok ok baby... ok ok baby..."
"de-do-do-do-de-da-da-da,That's all I want to say to you..."
"--More--
Riskab"
"love me tender ok ok"
"Hello from Denver, Colorado."
"bloody lagging"
"be bop a lula he's my baby"
"be bop a lula he's my baby"
"Neil Young"
"be bop a lula katie's my baby"
"be bop a lula katie's my baby"
"be bop a lula katie's my baby"
"mick magwire in Dublin here"
"hi fom minneapolis"
"speak to me~"
""
"katy hello from sara"
"slow down whats the rush"
"mick magwire in dublin here, hello"
"katy come on out"
"Hello Brighton. This is george from philadelphia. "
"I love you love....you love me true love....I love...you love...me love.....da da da da"
"britain sucks "
"katy katy katy katy come out"
"and here it is merry christmas ...everydoby's having fun...look to the future now your life has only just begu-u-un"
"and here it is merry christmas ...everydoby's having fun...look to the future now your life has only just begu-u-un"
"This is george from philadelphia. Do not be alarmed. Pay no attention to the lips on the sidewalk. Hello Brighton. This is george from philadelphia. "
"I am a christmas parrotI am a christmas parrotI am a christmas parrotI am a christmas parrotI am a christmas parrotI am a christmas parrotI am a christmas parrotI am a christmas parrot"
"This is george from philadelphia. Do not be alarmed. Pay no attention to the lips on the sidewalk. Hello Brighton. This is george from philadelphia. "
"Hello from north carolina"
"welcome back katie...we love you"
"neil young neil young neil young"
"Does anyone want tickets to the lighthouse family in Dublin tonight?"
"beebop sha banee doodely doo"
"dadada dobiedoboobo"
"dadada dobiedoboobo"
"say hello wave goodbye"
"bop bop bop"
"chixdiggit "
"Katie, this is george. Not many people stop---do they?"
"yeah soft cell"
"Is that man annoying you?"
"this regina is david there? or maybe nigel?"
"is that tim?"
"is that tim?"
"is that tim?"
"I'll come right over an kick his butt"
"hello tim"
"we love you tim"
"we love you tim"
"What do you all think of Gerry Adams?"
"Happy Holidays from Philadephia"
"do tim and katie love each other"
"Gerry Adams has a nice beard"
""
"neil young neil young neil young"
"gerry adams just wished the terrorist luck"
"Is this for real?"
"very controversial stuff"
"get your queen out of canada"
"get your queen out of canada"
"This is such a cool site"
"take your top off"
"do you like punk music?"
"You must hear some really interesting things"
"Do you like neil young"
"prodigy? Oasis?"
"I want some"
"Do you like neil young"
"you did not look comfortable with the man there."
"How about a drink"
"Chicago here - you're still there? Wow! I just came back from lunching in the company cafeteria"
"you were folding your arms and moving around, was he scarey."
"hello katy this is mary sasying hello to you from the caf down the road"
"Are you a COP?"
"Hello from Louisiana"
"Wave to me"
"you can tell me about the man again, I don't mean to"
"hello chicago...who is that speaking?"
"You look far away in this camera?"
"what is the shiny thing in front of you?"
"are you mcold standing in the street"
"oh, a reflection"
"Chicago here again - I'm showing my co-workers this "
"Wave to me"
"Hiya from brooklyn new york"
"do you have a job?"
"It's hard to talk through this"
"do you have a job?"
"What is your name, I am George and was worried about the man annoying you."
"I play in a band"
"I visited the hospital. Dying people have no sence of humor"
"You think you know me, but you don't."
"You are pretty"
"what christmas presents have you bought ?"
"this is an interesting thing about the internet. maybe you can tell the world things that are hard to tell someone who is involved"
"George wants to know about BBC news 24, will you be featured?"
"Do you have any girlfriends"
"I play in a rock band called chixdiggit"
"I play in a rock band called chixdiggit"
"Chicago here - if I came to Brighton, where would I absolutely have to go?"
"Are you trying to reach out to me?"
"Do you have any girlfriends"
"Are you married?"
"I can here the music where is it coming from"
"booaaaeeeiiiooo"
"hello katy this is sara"
"You ARE trying to speak to yourself."
"is there anything you would like to tell us that you could not possibly tell anyone that you know?"
"Hi Katie. This is george from philadelphia. I probably won't get to speak to you again since this ends saturday. Marry christmas take care and goodbye!."
"bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop"
"sara is at cybar"
"sara is at cybar"
"so.. how much ok ok?"
"Bop Boob Baa Beee dadada qqq P P P"
"ok ok baby"
"Maria logs in to say hello and goodbye from Sandefjord - have a nice Thursday Katie"
"Good bye from Reno Nv."
"hi katie, this is mick magwire in dublin, how are you, eyeve been trying to speak to you for ages"
"1 2 3 4 de doo doo doo de"
"hi to you too from mary and sara"
"Byeeeeeeeeeeeeee from Maria"
"good by from texas ok ok"
"bye from paul"
"don't go don't go don't go!!!"
"byebye"
"hope you have a wonderful and blessed christmas goodbye from philadephia"
"don't go don't go don't go!!!"
"good by from texas ok ok"
"good by from texas ok ok"
"fromthe caf"
"goodbye from brooklyn new york"
"we'll stay up all night, you and me baby!"
"Chicago here - here's a try at a song...lalala--la-lala-lala-bebop-bebop-byebye"
"Hello. This is Dan and Matthew from McLean Virginia"
"bye from sara and mary"
"Who is there?"
"katy we love you"
"hello anybody there"
"hello anybody there"
"Hello from Oklahoma City, U S A"
"Ho, ho, ho. It¥s Christmas!"
"Hello from Oklahoma City, U S A"
"Hello there, this is Guido typing from the netherlands!"
"Hi there!"
"Hi there!"
"This is Guido speaking through the internet!"
"Helle there, please stop and listen to me!!!"
"I am talking through the internet to you guys! Can you hear me?"
"hello Katie I am coming to Brighton today. love from your devoted Harry - woof woof."
"Please stop and talk to me. I am talking to you from the netherlands. please stop and speak to me"
"Hello there in the bright clothing, how do you do?"
"I'm doing fine. "
"We have a great delay, so please wait a while. I am in the netherlands, in the city Utrecht"
"Hello there people in brighton, can you hear me?"
"Hello there people in brighton, can you hear me? I am Guido. I am calling from the netherlands"
"Can you hear me better now?"
"What is your name?"
"My name is Guido. Are you part of this project or not?"
"Hi there people just wanna say the internet rules!"
"Can you see me typing as well?"
"Getting crowded over there!"
"Can you stand in front of the path, so I can see you better"
"Hello"
"That's better! Who was that man by the way?"
"Yep, that one. Do you speak to this more offen?"
"Can you see me typing?"
"What do you see at the camera of me?"
"They don't have a screen there with my text on it?"
"hello from Guam"
"hello"
"hello there"
"Hello"
"is there anyone who wants to say something to a Belgian boy ?"
"I put things in boxes"
"day in day out"
"cool that mustang down"
"hello, greetings from holland"
"How are you today?"
"I will not eat the walnuts from my walnut tree"
"I wish I could stand up and wee this way pee wee this way"
"da da da do da do da da do "
"da da da do da do da da do "
"Anyone who has not seen Beyond Bejing should see it"
"walk on by"
"Hello from the United States."
"foolish pride"
"We are moving to Hove Polyclinic and it is very traumatic"
"the sea today is navy blue it is stunning"
"we can see Hastings. It is so clear. So clear"
"doooooooooo!dah!doooooooo!daaaaaaH!do!"
"one person walks by and a car"
"do,be,do,be,do!"
"do be do be dooo."
"stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop"
"stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop"
"stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop"
"happy shoppers"
"Hello. Let's chat."
"hallo there cutie! how are you today?"
"hello from Ottawa Canada"
"Why wont people stop"
"Why wont people stop"
"It is starting to Snow here in Ottawa"
"it says it is rebuffering"
"Vicky has lost images at the sighbar"
"Hello anabody there ???"
"Speak louder !"
"I have images back"
"I ccan see again"
"the man next to me does not look up at all"
"Carmel in dublin says hello"
"there is no communication"
"it was the vision not the sound"
"Hello!"
"Hello!"
"Vicky speaking - I could hear but not see"
"Vicky speaking - its okay now I can see and hear"
"Attention...attention...Brighton....Pay no attention to the lips, the lips, on the sidewalk."
"Now I can see again - it keeps rebuffering here at the sighbar"
"Shall I tell you my story"
"I will anyway"
"Hello from America."
"When I was small I walked to the lime kilns"
"I walked to the lime kilns to collect chalk to play hopscotch"
"I carried the chalk back in the pockets of my cardigan"
"Where are you going on your bike?"
"It was so very heavy"
"I struggled with it"
"It will be dark soon, I hope you have got lights"
"Lights for your bike and for the disco later too"
"hello this mieke from amsterdam"
"What is it like in Brighton?"
"are you conversating with mieke?"
"Sometimes I stopped on the way home "
"and hid some chalk under a hawthorn bush"
"to collect later"
"hi this is eric, i spoke to you yesterday as well!"
"Ahead of me was an angel, a tawny angel"
"hello?"
"I wanted to be an angel"
"eric comes from amsterdam!"
"eric comes from amsterdam!"
"Hi from America. What do you do in Brighton? "
"hi i'm eric from amsterdam, do you still remember me?"
"but I had the chalk"
"I could make the marks"
"what are you doing with the bike? asks eric."
"what are you doing with the bike? asks eric."
"how is the weather today in Brighton?"
"Do you work or are you a student? America. "
"why do you never answer my questions?"
"who is playing the ambiant music?"
"I get knocked down. But, I get up again!"
"it sounds a bit whale songy"
"Where is katey?"
"I could play the hopscotch"
"This is the end of my story"
"Joe & Nell had budgies"
"fuck you too!"
"There were eggs in the cage"
"Joe said the eggs were sterile"
"He took an egg"
"Made a hole in one end, a tiny hole"
"are you going out tonight?"
"are you going out tonight?"
"He blew the middle of the egg out"
"the eggs were sterile you see"
"Good to meet you. America. "
"I keep losing you"
"This is Vicky - I can hear you now"
"are you going out tonight? do you like dancing? kisses from eric!"
"This is Vicky - it keeps rebuffering"
"are you going out tonight? do you like dancing? kisses from eric!"
"Hello Brighton"
"I like to dance sometimes"
"i cannot see your face. are you beautiful?"
"Is Brighton good for dancing"
"Hello- this is Harry from Lansdowne, pennsylvania, USA."
"What is beauty"
"Really, what is beauty"
"Hi this is Harry...who is this?"
"It is hard to hear people through the microphone"
"Hi, this is Harry from Lans downe. Who is this?"
"is it raining or is my computer fucked up?"
"Hi, this is Harry from Lans downe. Who is this?"
"do you ever answer my questions? don't youn like me? from eric"
"It is slow today"
"Hello Alice. This is harry. are you ready for christmas?"
"I can't get through"
"People need plug ins"
"i leave you now, i like you and your project alot. i might come back tomorrow!"
"this is henk"
"It is very busy this afternoon"
"People must be shopping"
"Hi this is harry. Can you wave to america?"
"What do you want for Christmas?"
"Hi this is harry. Alice. Have you been to the states?"
"a small person just ran buy. Was that a boy or a girl"
"hello this is henk"
"Hi this is harry. Where have you been in the US? Have you ever been in Philadelphia?"
"Kick the car!"
"wahaa!"
"--More--
Riskable"
"We don't have winter in Hawaii, so I can't say whether I like it or not."
"Hi this is harry. Yes. I've been to London, Newcastle, Jarrow and croydon."
"requested gateway keeps closing"
"wahay! wreck the car!"
"h"
"Aloha fro"
"it is so fr"
"I think it would be wonderful to visit England one day. America. "
"Goodbye!"
"hi katy"
"Bye, bye...ge"
"Hello there from the Netherlands"
"hey shoppers, bargains here!"
"hi everyone from the states"
"Pretty useless, though funny idea. Greets, Harald from Holland"
"katy are you there"
"What time is it there?"
"Good to meet you. Have a good Christmas. America. "
"this is terry ann, how are "
"How are you?"
"Its Vicky - I'm coming back as nothing i"
"I am fine thank you"
"Nothing is working"
"Hello I am Ron from Atlanta Georgia, I am at work wasting time on the Internet."
"you look cold."
"Hallo is daar iemand"
"Nothing, nothing"
"Nil"
"This is harry from lansdowne, pennsylvania. What street are you on? What shops are "
"Hello from Reno Nevada USA"
"what,s the car in front of you?"
"Hello from Utrecht, The Netherlands"
"it's quite busy there...."
"I can see you Katy"
"Do you think it is possible to have an intelligent conversation this way? I can see the street well but it is hard to see th"
"This is harry from lansdowne, pennsylvania. The system keeps breaking up. We lose some of the conversation."
"Picture and Sound are clear"
"The Internet is very slow today, so be patient with us."
"This is harry from lansdowne. No. It is hard to follow when there is a delay. Katie. Are you part of this experiment?"
"the view is a bit choppy but voice is clear"
"The sound is ok but you have a slight accent"
"You can hear the traffic in the background"
"hello its cold"
"This is harry from lansdowne. What building"
"Hello KT, nick here"
"What do you think the car owner will say when he finds the parking ticket on his car?"
"No , Mushroom Nick "
"This is harry from lansdowne. I didn't hear you answer bcause of net congestion.What building are you in front of?"
"Wibble, wibble, wibble"
"alright katie, this is peter magwire in dublin"
"alright katie, this is peter magwire in dublin, mick magwire's son"
"This is harry from lansdowne.Katie. What will you do when this is all over on saturday?"
"Hello, this is Belgium calling!"
"Greetings to you over there from the Netherlands"
"You need to get a real job."
"Nick here again, Hiya KT"
"katie, can you get some of the passers by to sp"
"Hi Katie, This is harry from lansdowne. I think you should get your own Television show. Call it "live from the streets of brighton". By the way, I love your accent!"
"Are there a lot of people from the Netherlands speaking here?"
"I can see you from here!"
"iiiwww222ppp"
"Time for a pint, isn't it?"
"this is peterdo any of you llike ocean colour scene"
"Dank U Wel"
"Hi Katie, This is harry from lansdowne. I did not hear your reply."
"Ghost"
"Could you speak a little louder, please?"
"Mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo"
"Dank U Wel is Dutch for Thank You"
"Stop laughing!"
"Everybody can get a free drink in the pub in this street. Go to it now!"
"Is it cold over there?"
"Is Katey there?"
"Alien life form detected."
"good day all"
"Is anyone actually paying attention?"
"Hi Katie, This is harry from lansdowne. I said that you should get your own television show. Call it - live from the streets of brighton! You'd be great!"
"I like this initiative, nice work"
"Pay attention!"
"I"
"Tha"
"What are your names?"
"Katey tell me about the man last night, George"
"I have t"
"Hi "
"Was the stranger interesting"
"stop talking amongst yourselves you rud"
"Hi rachel!"
"gnoti se autoom"
"I'm bruno."
"you people are bor"
"Urine"
"the man annoying katy last night sounded like Frank Bruno "
"boring farts"
"You can get a free drink in the pub in this street. Go to it now!"
"How many people live in Brighton?"
"Hiya KT, Nick Kay here"
"The connection is really slow."
"talk louder"
"stop that"
"I Know"
"This is frida from ABBA"
"Watch out for pick-pockets!"
"This connection is really slow, I'd better get on with some work. Byeeee. nick"
"Rachel, I'm sitting here in an office in belgium."
"Katie are you trying to get layed?"
"is hard to understand all"
"can I borrow some money"
"this is joey from ny"
"why are you not all out drinking? have you no pubs to go to?"
"i saw a nice car parking"
"Switch off the car alarm."
"this is the borg "
"resistance is futile"
"who is farting overthere?"
"conversation is futile"
"I'm leaving now, greetings from Peter, The Netherlands, bye bye"
"hello guys from canada"
"Rachel, could you pleas"
"Rachel, could you please wave?"
"hello imdino from switzerland"
"Do I make you horny?"
"are you guys partying tonight"
"hi all there from the netherlands.. is raining here!"
"Rachel, could you please wave?"
"I need a smoke please"
"Rachel, where is Katy today?"
"here is very cold and there"
"I'd like to know which one of you i"
"Katie. This is Harry from Lansdowne. I understand that In 1973 the first Browns opened in the famous lanes of Brighton. The Halifax Building Society in Duke Street was converted in to a restaurant seating 75 people. It has since been extended to seat 120 customers and has a separate bar which opened in August 1990, situated two doors away in Ship Street.Is that true?"
"can you wave to us?"
"what are you guys doing tonight"
"Rachel, please put your hand in the air."
"What are you all doing tonight?"
"thank you, i'm waving back but you can't see"
"thank you, i'm waving back but you can't see that"
"can you speak one by one please, is so hard to understand"
"you can all go now I have had enough of you "
"stop someone and say the computer needs change"
"You people are very rude, talk to us"
"I like you, you can stay"
"cant you get some more interesting people to talk to please"
"The weather seems better than in belgium."
"you guys are funny ignore everyone else"
"Have a nic"
"Is it raining?"
"Have a nice weekend"
"little tamagochis, do your pottys need cleaning?"
"what are you doing to that car"
"Have a nice weekend!"
"big brother is watching you!!!!"
"Who is that on the other side of the street?"
"hello people"
"where do yall party"
"hi from a lover in canada"
"are there any attracting ladies there??"
"Welcome back"
"did he say he had cadeeda"
"are the british birds good lovers?"
"did he say he had candeeda"
"Is this a classy neighbourhood?"
"hi, i'm right behind you!!"
"Not too many people seem to be interested?"
"ask the girl out"
"Are those hookers on the street walking by the camera?"
"AAAAH This is me!!!!"
"Are you horny?"
"can you kiss before the camera?"
"I'm starving too."
"bye bye"
"we have snow here today...I hear Heathrow is in a mess with"
"have yall done this before"
"Heathrow had a fire..tell us about it"
"Everybody's leaving?"
"Yes, it's a speaking wall!"
""
"--More--
Riskable"
""
"can you sing a song "
"doobeedoobeedoobeedoobee"
"Can anybody here me?"
"helloooooooooooo"
"hahahahaha"
"Hello, ?"
"please anyone talk to me"
"Hello, ?"
"sorry mate, is "
"--More--
Riska"
"Hi this is Harry from Lansdowne."
"bumhole"
"--More--
Riskabl"
"Katie. This is Harry from Lansdowne. I understand that In 1973 the first Browns opened in the famous lanes of Brighton. The Halifax Building Society in Duke Street was converted in to a restaurant seating 75 people. It has since been extended to seat 120 customers and has a separate bar which opened in August 1990, situated two doors away in Ship Street.Is that true?"
"yo, dumb-ass bitches"
"yo, dumb-as"
"Katie. This is Harry from Lansdowne. I understand that In 1973 the first Browns opened in the famous lanes of Brighton. The Halifax Building Society in Duke Street was converted in to a restaurant seating 75 people. It has since been extended to seat 120 customers and has a separate bar which opened in August 1990, situated two doors away in Ship Street.Is that true?"
"Hello Bruno"
"Hello , please say something"
"In the days of old men when men were bold thay put socks over there cox and baby were prevented"
"fuck you"
"How old are you?"
"sorry"
"hello ladies"
"hello citizens, I'm from Holland. Please talk back."
"Lalala? lalala? la la la"
"whos out there"
"no your not"
"oo"
"hello miss"
"Bobo? bo? bo bo"
"Greetings from the Netherlands , bye !"
"wappap? a loolaa?"
"Greetings from the Netherlands , bye !"
"hello children"
"sssssss"
"flibbiddydibbiddydob"
"flibbiddydibbiddydob"
"hey you stya"
"there's an emergency going on"
"oo crickey"
"o my god"
"beebob a loola? la? la? la?"
"Do you think I am sexy"
"Kiekeboo"
"Que tal"
"i hate kids"
"Why are there so many children walking around in Brighton?"
"kiss my ass"
"You can dance, you can jive, having the time of your life, see that girl, watch that seen, dig in the dancing queen"
"beam up your women"
"--More--
Riska"
"You can dance, you can jive, having the time of your life, ooh ooh ooh, see that girl, watch that scene, dig in the dancing queen"
"You can dance, you can jive, having the time of your life, ooh ooh ooh, see that girl, watch that scene, dig in the dancing queen"
"hello"
"ok ok baby"
"You can dance, you can jive, having the time of your life, ooh ooh ooh, see that girl, watch that scene, dig in the dancing queen"
"what's your name?"
"Hello from Louisiana"
"hello? what's your name"
"You can dance, you can jive, having the time of your life, ooh ooh ooh, see that girl, watch that scene, dig in the danc"
"My name is Mark"
"we can see you"
"I am from Texas"
"what's you age"
"hello.. anybody there"
"I am fro"
"I am fro"
"Is it cold there?"
"what are you doing tonight?"
"What is your name?"
"tha"
"hello"
"tha"
"Hi Gary, My nam"
"tha"
"BEEP, GREETINGS FRO"
"Hi Gary, My name is Mike"
"you can't park there"
"please stay and listen to us"
"Hello Harry.This is Harry from Lansdowne. I understand that In 1973 the first Browns opened in the famous lanes of Brighton. The Halifax Building Society in Duke Street was converted in to a restaurant seating 75 people. It has since been extended to seat 120 customers and has a separate bar which opened in August 1990, situated two doors away in Ship Street.Is that true?"
"dum dum diddle, dum d"
"dum dum diddle, dum dum diddle"
"the secret word"
"the secret word"
"Hi from Ken in canada formerly from Midd"
"hi, this is frida from abba"
"the secret word is ok ok"
"dum dum diddle, to be your fiddle, to be so near you and not just hear you"
"take your clothes off"
"Merry Christmas people in"
"Hi from Ken in canada formerly from Middlesbrough"
"ok ok"
"Hi this is harry from lansdowne, pennsylvania in the united states. how are you?"
"Hi this is harry from lansdowne, pennsylvania in the united states. how are you?"
"A rose is a rose"
"Hi this is harry from lansdowne, pennsylvania in the united states. how are you?"
"Hi to Pensilvania"
"take a chance, take a chance, take a chance, take a chance, if you change your mind, on the first in line, honey I am still free, take a chance on me, take a chance on me, take a chance on me"
"where are all the cute ladies"
"Why should I take a chance on you?"
"you have a pretty mouth"
"Here I am, a cute lady!"
"Hi this is harry from lansdowne, pennsylvania in the united states. how are you?"
"if you don't take a chance on me we can always vogue. Just come on, vogue, let your body move to the dance floor"
"hello, my name is ali"
"british pigs. France will crush you."
"Hi this is harry from lansdowne, pennsylvania in the united states. how are you?"
""
"--More--
R"
"hi you people all over the world. Don't you think Brighton is a boring place. Where are all the people?"
"hi you people all over the world. Don't you think Brighton is a boring place. Where are all the people?"
"Hey, wait a minute! I have to talk to you!"
"Hi this is harry from lansdowne, pennsylvania in the united states. how are you?"
"hey baby. You have a pretty mouth. Show us your tits."
"Hey you with the trench coat on"
"Hi this is harry. Can't you say hello?"
"yeah you.. say something"
"Hi this is harry. I live in the United states. How are you?"
"what time is it"
"Yes. We know you are from pensilvania"
"it's howdy doody time"
"Yes. We know you are from pe"
"talk to me"
"t"
"ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ho ho ho ho ho ho"
"test"
"ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok"
"ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok"
"How is it going in Pensylvania?"
"don't you guy's have anything better to say"
"oh yes, come on baby. Do it t"
"oh yes, come on baby. Do it to me now."
"oh yes, come on baby. Do it to me now."
"And in Brighton?"
"OK!"
"--More--
Riskab"
"What is going on?"
"we want sara"
"Hey! Nice bag!"
"we want sara"
"reach out and touch, somebody's hand. make this world a better place if you can"
"reach out and touch, somebody's hand. make this world a better place i"
"Anybody out there?"
"shoobedoo.shoobedoo.shoobedoodaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa"
"hello london - from kansas city missouri usa"
"Anyone else tired of hearing about Diana?"
"shobadoo shobadoo shobadoo shobadoo di di di di daa daa daa daa"
"shobadoo shobadoo shobadoo shobadoo di di di di daa daa daa daa"
"hello there"
"God Bles"
"shobadoo shobadoo shobadoo shobadoo di di di di daa da"
"we have 6 inches of snow here in kansas city - how about london? "
"no parking here"
"dido daa.didodidodidodidododido.didodidodidodido.woopy.woopy.woopy.wowowowowowowowowwowwow.what's so funny?"
"dido daa.didodidodidodidododido.didodidodidodido.woopy.woopy.woopy.wowowowowowowowowwowwow.what's so funny?"
""Hello Brighton from Orlando""
"hello, here is Martin from germany"
"blablablabla.blablablabla.blablablabla.I'm getting sick of standing here outside all day.blablablablabla"
"blablablabla.blablablabla.blablablabla.I'm getting sick of standing here outside all day.blablablablabla"
"blablablabla.blablablabla.blablablabla.I'm getting sick of standing here outside all day.blablablablabla"
"God Bless America"
"hello heike, ho"
"Hi. This is harry from Lansdowne, Pennsylvania, United states."
"blablablabla.blablablabla.blablablabla.I'm getting sick of standing here outside all day.blablablablabla"
"hello heike, merry chistmas from germany"
"hello from toronto canada"
"what's up yall"
"can you get me a cup of coffee please. Yes we can see you. You look lovely"
"Hi. This is Harry from the U.S. What are your names?"
"I can hear you people.."
"hallo wie geht's"
"martin say, yes i can see you, is this ian"
"please stay and listen to us.please stay and listen to us. we can see you. we can see you"
""
"camera is to your left"
"deutsch wird nicht gehen, den"
"please stay and listen to us.please stay and listen to us. we can see you. we can see you"
"hallo wie geht es"
"oooohhhh.ooooohhhh. Ich bin ein berliner"
"hallo wie geht es"
"you need a hairjob."
"This is Harry fro the united states. The camera is above you. You all look great!"
"this is german for hello how are you"
"nice hairdo, babe"
"--More--
"
"I was just jooking"
"This is Harry from the United states. What are your names?"
"martin is watching you, merry christmas to brighton"
"you look lovely, lovely, lovely. are you the spice girls"
"merry christmas from canada"
"you look lovely, lovely, lovely. are you the spice girls"
"This is Harry fro the united states. The camera is above you. You all look great! hi betty and katie!"
"so so so said my toe on my way to mexico"
"you all sound very happy"
"if you wanna be my lover you sing the rest"
"please sing and dance for us. sing for the boys from holland"
"yes I am happy too"
"hey heike, how is the essay"
"what is your favorite music group"
"cooooooooooool"
"you sing ve"
"We wish you a Merry Christmas also - from Kansas Ctiy Missouri - I'm Dick by "
"hi"
"you sing "
"do you go to school"
"please sing and dance for us. sing dancing queen. you can dance, you can jive. having the time of you life"
"take off your top"
"what store is across the street"
"Is there a Radio Shack nearby?"
"what is the light on the pavement"
"is there a party anywhere"
"can you also read what we are typing?"
"are you guys going ou"
"ju"
"The street seems very narrow. Is it typical of Brighton streets? You're very nice to stay and talk"
"i'm wacking off to you right now"
"hello"
"dobedobedobedobe.dooodooodooodooodoooodoooo.hahahahaha.hihihih.hohohohohohhohohohohohohohohho"
"We would call such a street an alley - with only one lane for t"
"i'm playing with myself"
"dobedobedobedobe.dooodooodooodooodoooodoooo.hahahahaha.hihihih.hohohohohohhohohohohohohohohho"
"Moo Goo Gai Pan for dinner,"
"do you watch american t v"
"martin say, nice to see you, mail me,"
"Do we have your names, it is fun listeining to you in Brighton. "
"do you get baywatch"
"doobedoobaaaa doobeedoobaa doobeeedoobaa. please stay. don't lea"
"bye bye heike%2"
"what is the best t v show"
"what do you want to talk about?"
"%2 comes not from me"
"I hope you all have a very Merry Christmas. My card will be in the mail tomorrow."
"hi from minneapolis the home of prince"
"I am in amsterdam, have you ever been here? it is very nice here. I am sitting behind my table. my boyfrind is coming any minute now"
"Would you like me to start a bonfire in the street to keep warm. "
"he lives in a purple house"
"martin greets canada miniapolis brighton and heike bye bye"
"--More--
Riskab"
"What would you like for Christmas? What are some hard to find presents in Brighton this year? "
"where did you go when you where in amsterdam? Yes, it is my boyfriend in amsterdam. we are having a party tomorrow. beacuse we both have our birthday"
"i want to put my penis in your mouth"
"ok ok"
"we want to talk about you. Tell us what you do"
"we can only see you in black and white. the sight is not very good. but we can see that you have a nice haircut"
"i wish you a merry christmas, i wish you a merry christmas, i wish you a merry christmas, and a happy new year, la, li, lu,"
"ok ok"
"1, 2, 3, jump"
"do you have boyfriends"
"4, 5, 6, jump higher"
"what kind of jobs do you do"
"do you have girlfriends?"
"7, 8, 9, freddy catch you tonight"
"does she suck your penis"
"what do you think of prince charles? do you think he will be king one day?"
"what time is it there it's 1 pm here"
"so you don't think charles will give his place to william"
"we drive on the right side of the road"
"minneapolis here just went for a smoke"
"louder please"
"yes"
"give me your phone number"
"haaaaa haaaaaa haaaaaaaa haaaaaaaa haaaaaaaa haaaaaaa hoooooo hooooooooo hooooooo hooooooo hohohohho hohohoh hohohoh o o o o a a a a a a a a i i i i i i u u u u u u u wowowowowowow wawawawawawaw hahahahah k okokokokoko kikikikikkikik kakakakakakaka kekekekeek kekekewkwkwkwkwkwwk klklkdf ,mxzncvbkrhefuwhn UKWHEUDHW"
"shut up"
"do you watch american sports"
"miniapolis the best baseball player"
"hello from minnesota "
"im irish in minneapolis"
"Merry Christmas to you"
"greets from thomas in germany"
"what ag"
"do you know miche"
"from oldenburg"
"where does that music com"
"what age are you"
"hi from miniapolis"
"the music sounds very nice. a bit like"
"Do you have panties on ?"
"where are all the cute girls"
"I think this is a nice experiment. do you know the lady that made this up? I think she should prolong this"
"what age are you"
"What time is it ?"
"my god. they left us.can you believe this"
"What time is it ?"
"hello hello.talk to us"
"What time "
"hello hello.talk to me"
"What the heck is this"
"hello hello.talk to me"
"ASGHAR"
"hello hello.talk to me.don't leave me hanging here all alone"
"hello hello.talk to me.don't leave me hanging here all alone"
"What time is it ?"
"where are all the cute girls"
"My name is HAL 9000"
"Hey you stop! Say hi to me, I'm from america, land of the free home of the brave,"
"What time is it ?"
"where are all yhe c"
"where are all the cute girls"
"good morning from melbourne australia"
"good morning from melbourne australia"
"hello this is john from amsterdam"
"over here stupid"
"hello this is john from "
"--More--
Riskable"
"good morning from Clive in melbourne australia"
"good morning from Clive in melbourne australia"
"--More--
Riskable"
"Hi-this is harry fromlansdowne. Is tha"
"--More--
Riskable"
"a suburb called Chelsea"
"Holiday Greetings Fr"
"you were here "
"i know glen iris well"
"HOlliday greetings fro"
"i know glen "
"you were here yesterday"
"o"
"Hi I am from Sweden"
"i come from portslade"
"i come from portslade"
"What's the dogs name ?"
"ok ok from Texas"
"i am irish living in minneapolis"
"yes clive comes from portslade"
"What do think of Chr"
"yes clive comes from "
"Who a"
"how much for that doggy in the window?"
"Hi Katie. This is Harry from Lansdowne p.a. U.s.a. how are you and your friends?"
"bummer"
"show us your tits"
"It was nice to get a laugh - it's me from Chicago again"
"What do think of Chris Eubank"
"My name is randy"
"What is your"
"Hi Katie. This is Harry. Did you say you had the flu?"
"are This RealPlayer feed from Duke Street, Brighton is *live* from 1500 - 1900 hrs GMT, Mo - Sa, November 14th - December 13th 1997."
"im colman from mi"
"hello, what is "
"Hi agnes. this is harry. sorry that you are ill with the flu."
"my name is hal 9000"
"hello emma"
"h"
"Sw"
"if you got the flu, sing t"
"Please press the speak button once only when you have finished typ"
"Please press the speak button once only when you have finished typing, it will take a few seconds to queue y"
"this is harry. sorry emma. It is hard to hear clearly."
"we are all competing to talk to you and it makles it rather differcult"
"i love you Sara ok ok"
"Sweden here"
"whats the weather like"
"spice girls rocks"
"Hello Fellows, how the fuck ar"
"is Harry the dog still"
"are you the spice girls emma ?"
"ok ok baby"
"please sing"
"What are you doing t"
"its a lovely 23 degrees celsius on saturday morning in melbourne"
"its a lovely 23 degrees celsius on saturday morning in "
"Is this the only exhibit at the window?"
"hello from arkansas"
"we are the world"
"Hello from Silico"
"bye"
"bye bye ok ok"
"see ya"
"bye "
"bye"
"see ya later"
"bye bye ok ok"
"stay cool ha ha"
""
"-la-ala-lalalal-dede-deedeededdee"
"ok ok baby"
"the french will crush you"
"-la-ala-lalalal-dede-deedeededdeee-byb-bye"
"you are very very very cute"
"huh huh huh"
"Am I live there?"
"Is it at 15.oo GMT yet"
"salut, ca va? Vous avez faits vos achats de Noel. Vous auriez pas des idees pour moi, je suis a sec???"
"talk to me"
"salut, ca va? Vous avez faits vos achats de Noel. Vous auriez pas des idees pour moi, je suis a sec???"
"Mery christmas from Marco In holland take care"
"salut, ca va? Vous avez faits vos achats de Noel. Vous auriez pas des idees pour moi, je suis a sec???"
"Oy! Is that my bag you've got there"
"talk to me"
"hi"
"hello"
"glenn hoddle"
"hello, hello"
"glenn hoddle"
"are u pissed?"
"ok ok baby"
"Hello from Seattle Washington"
"hello"
"hello"
"nice weather"
"u like strongbow?"
"why are you hanging around?"
"u like strongbow?"
"please sing hey jude"
"Is everyone getting ready for Christmas?"
"santa is in town"
"i am in new york, u?"
"how's the weather"
"i am in new york, u?"
"dance for me"
"pleace dance for me"
"how are you"
"it's cold here"
"want to get pissed?"
"hello from Laurie in Australia"
"ok ok from texas"
"i'm in norway"
"is that sara and tracy?"
"what is bangers?"
"hi teresa"
"what does theresa do?"
"want to get pissed?"
"a little louder please. An artist did you say?"
"jump on one foot"
"jump on one foot"
""
"hello"
"hello"
"come back!"
"someone talk to me"
"please sing for me"
"someone talk to me"
"anyone care for a dance"
"someone talk to me"
"hellow I'm Ron in Kentucky USA"
"merry christmas from New hampshire"
"hello"
"hellow I'm Ron in Kentucky USA"
"hello, cheers mate"
"excuse me, could I bother you for a moment?"
"hello I am Glen from Pocono Mountains, Pennsylvania"
"i'm a german computer"
"cheers from new york"
"do you like lutefisk"
"i have a really big penis"
"What is the time of day in Brighton?"
"please sing for me"
"hello"
"sing a song"
"salut, ca va??? Vous avez finis vos courses?"
"please dance for me"
"Hello. How are you today?"
"spend lots of money and get drunk it's christmas"
"hello Brighton"
"Long live Brighton"
"Hello. "
"dance for us"
"Hello, can you wave at us, you arebeeing viewes from internet:please wave at us!!!!!!!"
"Hello. "
"Hello. "
"merry christmas"
"hello Susan are you logged in ? Rory.."
"merry christmas from pennsylvania"
"my name is bill gates"
"hello Susan? hello Susan? hello Susan? hello Susan?"
"do you like the holidays ?"
"take off your clothes, lie on the ground and do whatever you are told."
"Hello. Anyone watch Doctor Who?"
"high five !"
"it's starting to feel like christmas, my favorite time of year"
"KT KT KT KT KT KT KT KT KT KT KT KT KT KT KT KT KT KT KT KT KT KT KT"
"Hello. Anyone watch Doctor Who?"
"Hello from everyone at Saint Martin's!"
"please sing for me"
"I tried sniffing coke once, but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose"
"Hello. Greetings from the Daleks."
"someone stop and talk to me."
"take off your clothes, lie on the ground and do whatever you are told."
"someone stop and talk to me."
"Hello. Greetings from the Daleks."
"can i borrow 5 pence ?"
"if you speak to me I can answer you!"
"i'm so lonely"
"I used to be indecisive now i am not sure"
"if you speak to me I can answer you!"
"read me a poem"
"big issue!!big issue!!big issue!!big issue!!"
"Exterminate. Exterminate. Exterminate! "
"take off your clothes you randy british tart you!"
"merry christmas"
"Rogue one calling Dalek leader."
"i love defenseless animals especially in a good gravy"
"hey you what are you doing tonight??"
"support bacteria they are the only culture some people have"
"hey you what are you doing tonight??"
"the best thigs are free"
"the best things are free"
"there was a young man called fred, with a too with a corkscrew shaped thread, having searched, having hunted, found a girl corkscrew cunted, but alas with a fred reversed thread."
"drink till she is cute but stop before the wedding"
"Do not stop. Do not stop. Keep moving."
"hey you what are you doing tonight??"
"energizer bunny arrested charged with battery"
"where's kt?"
"row row row your boat"
"hey you what are you doing tonight??"
"does everyone in englannd wear grey"
"Do not stop. Do not stop. Keep moving."
"Do not stop. Do not stop. Keep moving."
"I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol"
"I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol"
"coventry leads against tottenham"
"I am not cheap but I am in special this week"
"high five"
"Hello?"
"high five !!"
"help. let me out. get me out of here."
"help. let me out. get me out of here."
"Hello World, Your On Candid Camera!"
"Who are you message sender? There is nobody interested in the game today, so may be we can play together? Carole from Central saint martins in London..."
"hello from jack in culemborg Holland, happy xmas shopping !"
"Good Afternoon to all and Happy Holidays !"
"when everything is coming your way you are in the wrong lane"
""
"Who are you message sender? There is nobody interested in the game today, so may be we can play together? Carole from Central saint martins in London..."
"you look like tony blair !"
"hello from jack in culemborg Holland, happy xmas shopping !"
"hello. saint martins. london."
"you look like maggie thatcher"
"Louise is doing GREAT !"
"is it raining over there please reply !"
"what kind of fool are you ?"
"I poured spot remover on my dog now he is gone"
"How's The Weather? Talk To the Speaker Please!"
"what is it raining yes or no , funny isnt it ??"
"I could not repair your brakes so I made your horn louder"
"HELLO EVERYONE!!!!"
"one pint of lager please, yummy yummy"
"Hey People What's up???"
"Hi People, I'm Calling From The INTERNET!"
"who is general failure and why is he reading my hard disk"
"Hello from New York"
"don't be shy, speak to me !"
"oiy there"
"your left foot is missing !"
"hi"
"WOW Nice Girls in London Ah"
"why do you drink foreign beers, is the english beer so bad ???"
"I have a lovely bunch of coconuts"
"Hello from California"
"is there anybody their on duke street please reply !!!"
"i almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met"
"Boogada Boogada Boogada"
"Hello California!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"If i worked as much as others I would do as little as they"
"How is the weather in Brighton, in Omaha Nebraska US the weather is very cold in America"
"Hello hello!"
"laughing stock cattle with a sense of humor"
"Merry Christmas from NEBRASKA - USA"
"Hey TAXI!!!!"
"rock me amadeus"
"it alive greetings from jack wammes culemborg the netherlands, happy christmas shopping !!!"
"How is the weather today?"
"I am in thailand .Here 30 degree celcius .What about there?"
""
"my name is luka"
"don't walk so fast you get yourself a heart attack !!"
"I am Zee Pus"
"please say hello graeme"
"i tried sniffing coke once but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose"
"wave to me"
"you look like maggie thatcher"
"it's getting colder here, bbbbrrrrrrr, what about there please say somtehing i can hear you !"
"If you want to talk to us, please speak louder."
"you look like gerry adams"
"if you can hear this, wave at the camara"
"greetings from south africa, capetown, it looks cold there"
"Hello Brighton England from California USA!"
"hello I talking to you from holland bey there"
"the nicest things about christmas are the balls"
"is that car parked on double yellows"
"please dance for me"
"Greetings and merry christmas from Nova Scotia Canada"
"you look like maggie thatcher"
"hello mate, greetings from mount gabier south australia, great barbeq here"
"greetings from kent"
"Last night I ate burritos and drank a lot of beer and now I'm having gas troubles."
""
"hello."
"graeme"
"this is a stickup, hand me your money"
"you look like maggie thatcher"
"my name is chalkie"
"hello -yes you"
"then give me all your toys"
"whats your name"
"My name is Lock key"
"Wave to the camera its to your left!"
"my name is rick"
"whats your name"
"liverpool leads 3 to nothing"
"Doctor Who says hi."
"Why do you make fun of my name?"
"hi from nottingham"
"hello -yes you"
"wave to the camera"
"hello mate, greetings from mount gambier south australia, great barbequ here, my name is jack, give me your money please"
"You make me sad."
"go to the white car"
" prepare lasers."
"I think Lock key is a good name."
"I saw you!! Im looking at you from California usa"
"please sing me a christmas carrol?"
"Boogada boogada boogada"
"hmm"
"i poured spot remover on my dog now he is gone"
"I say old chap, do you have the time?"
"All you people in England are daft."
"I say old chap, do you have the time?"
"Hi everybody"
"TONY Blair was locked in an acrimonious dispute last night with French leaders over the running of the single currency despite reaching a compromise deal on Britain's demand to keep a seat at Europe's top table."
"i use to be indecisive now i am not sure"
"hello mate, greetings from mount gambier south australia, great barbequ here, my name is jack, give me your money please"
"you look like winston churchill"
" Das ist goot."
"it takes some time to reply so please be patient, there are many people looking at you right now thru the internet, so please do a little dance while you wait"
"what is your name"
"hello, I am John"
"so you don't have any money, that's okay have a nice time watch out with fire-works"
"Merry christmas Brighton from Califonia!"
"you look like maggie thatcher"
"hello from london"
"all over the world"
"How are you"
"How are you"
"this is jack from henderson new zealand, was that the police or is it an ambulance"
"the weathe forcast is coming please wait"
"hi there what's your name?"
"Speak up please."
"Wave to the camera its to your left"
"you look like winston churchill"
"does tony blair drink a lot of beer he has big lips..."
"I live in Canada."
"How are you in England"
"merry christmas"
"We can fere you if you talk say hello"
"please dance for me"
"Last night I ate burritos and drank a lot of beer and now a funny smell is emanating from my rear."
": Eastern Scotland will be mostly dry with some good sunny breaks, but western Scotland will be cloudy with a little rain at times. Northern Ireland will be mostly cloudy with early sunshine giving way to an increasing risk of light rain during the afternoon. England and Wales will have a bright, fresh day with patchy cloud and sunshine, before a frost sets in after dark. It will feel rather cold in the south and east, but milder in the north and west. "
"Hi everybody"
"What is the temperature?"
"this is the weirdest voice I ever had, love from holland"
"I am watching you"
"is getting dark so please go home MY NAME IS BOND JAMES BOND"
"Hi I can see you right now!"
"are there any forest fans here"
"are there any forest fans here"
"you look like tony blair"
"are there any forest fans here"
"Have you ever heard of Charlotte, NC USA"
"nice car"
"I tried sniff coke once but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose"
"your flies are undone"
"your flies are undone"
"come on barbie lets go party"
"your noses look like the nose of rudolph the red nose rendeer hahahahahahahahahaahaaaaaa"
"Are you a Dalek?"
"It is big experience that something like this work."
"Have you heard of Beanie Babies?"
"Are you a Dalek?"
"row row row your boat"
"my name is kevin"
"my name is kevin"
"what's that white thing on the ground ?"
"hello my name is alan partridge"
"My name is Yoast"
"I am from Canada."
"My name is David and I am from Czech republic."
"i love defenseless animals especially in a good gravy"
"how many girls called kevin do you know"
"down with those spice-girls, up with phil collins"
"Michael Jordan is great!!!!!"
"please jump up and down"
"it is cold in Canada today"
"turn the alarm off"
"Michael Jordan is great!!!!!"
"what's this idiot noise stop it please"
"Michael Jordan...Bulls Rule"
"everyone shout hi"
"hands up, this is a stickup"
"please remember where talking trough the internet answers take a miniute or two ...."
"how old are you?"
"Sarah and Annie from America"
"Have you done all your christmas shopping"
"My name is Lock Key"
"Sarah and Annie from America"
"Sarah and Annie from America"
"Sarah and Annie from America"
"What do you want for chritmas ?"
"22"
"it hot hot hot hot, greetings john from the christmas barbeque mount gambier australia"
"10 and 11"
"you look like sue dam who sane"
"My name is yoast I'm from holland and I'm 27"
"would you like some snow for christmas"
"Are you mocking me?"
"Sarah and Annie from America are 10 and 11"
"Is brighton a nice place to visit"
"bye bye kisses kisses kisses mwha mwha mmmwwwhhhaaa"
"Last night I ate burritos and I drank a lot of beer and now a funny smell is emanating from my rear."
"Warning explosion imminent"
"you look like maggie thatcher"
"Are you sad about Princess Diana?"
"hello blondy"
"hi from California"
"Now David from Czech is speaking. I like it , but many people is trying this so it must sound funny for you."
"I, the burrito boy, am from Canada."
"Pomona"
"is that sue dam who sane behind you"
"you speak like janet street porter"
"Are you sad about Princess Diana?"
"Hallooo"
"drink until she is cute but stop before the wedding"
"we are not loopy"
"Are you sad about Princess Diana?"
"what's that white thing on the ground ?"
"Nice street, Duke Street. Should I come to Brighton? Is it nice?"
"Are you sad about Princess Diana?"
"Are you sad about Princess Diana?"
"Are you sad about Princess Diana?"
"that man near you looks like winston churchill"
"I am burrito boy. It takes a long time for my messages to get through."
"your flies are undone"
"hello from america"
"hello you look like maggie thatcher"
"Hello anyone?"
"we wish you a merry christmas we wish you a merry chritmas and a happy new year"
"Charlotte, NC USA"
"HI from Philadelphia PA USA"
"Paul from Rome, anyone out there?"
"zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz"
"Please talk to us so we can hear you"
"you look like tony blair"
"have you done all your shoping"
"hello from california"
"how are you today"
"pazazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz"
"what do you think about liverpool fc ?"
"hello"
"Are there any punks there in Brighton?"
"my name is hal and i need chearing up. smile for me dave"
"I tried sniffing coke once but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose"
"I tried sniffing coke once but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose"
"This is Andrew in Washington DC. Can you send me some fish and chips please?"
"how is your christmas shopping going"
"whats your name"
"can you oooooooooooooo"
"I am a punk. I am from Canada. My name is Lauchie MacDonald. I have dyed orange hair."
"Hey you your on camera wave to all your fans!"
"hi"
"liverpool won 3 to nothing"
"Hey you your on camera wave to all your fans!"
"watch out for the mugger behind you"
"London, E, SE & NE England, Channel Is, Cent N, Cent S & SW England, Midlands, E Anglia: Dry with good spells of sunshine, but a frost early and late. A light north-westerly wind. Max temp 45-48f (7-9c). "
"smile you're on candid camera"
"This is Andrew in Washington DC. Can you send me some fish and chips, please?"
"Is that a naked woman I see in the street"
"you your flies are undone"
"you your flies are undone"
"hi...I am sol"
"you your flies are undone"
"Is that a naked woman I see in the street"
"London, E, SE & NE England, Channel Is, Cent N, Cent S & SW England, Midlands, E Anglia: Dry with good spells of sunshine, but a frost early and late. A light north-westerly wind. Max temp 45-48f (7-9c). "
"This is Andrew in Washington DC. Where are my fish and chips"
"This is Andrew in Washington DC. Where are my fish and chips"
"good lord I do believe I just saw winston churchill behind you"
"I want my fish and chips please"
"Please send me my fish and chips now please"
"hello cutey"
"has you just farted"
"Please send me my fish and chips now please"
"Please send me my fish and chips now please"
"Shut up Andrew"
"Please send me my fish and chips now please"
""
"what is your name"
"did you know you're all driving on the wrong side of the street?"
"hello cutey"
"have you just farted"
"Hi Elsa"
"you look like winston churchill"
"Outlook: Becoming very cold and wintry as easterly winds bring sleet and snow showers. "
"This is Andrew in Washington. Dont tell me to shut up. Please send me my fish and chips now please"
"how old are your"
"I'm KAREN FROM DELAWARE"
"I'm KAREN FROM DELAWARE"
"hi elsa belsa we r from nottingam"
"Shut the hell up Andrew!"
"Hallo Elsa Belsa Baby. This is Andrew. I'm a hundred and twot tell me to shut up. Please send me my fish and chips now please"
"say hello to graeme"
"I'm 42 in DELAWARE"
"Hi Elsa I am from Canada."
"I'm 42 in DELAWARE"
"I'm 42 in DELAWARE"
"I'm 42 in DELAWARE"
"I am in space"
"Hallo Elsa Belsa Baby. Are you going for a swim today. This is Andrew. I have a lovely voice since I had my operation"
"HELLO ELSA BELSA FROM DELAWARE"
"IT IS HARD TO GET THROUGH"
"what's going on in london ?"
"Hi there, I'm Leo from Holland"
"wave to the camera"
"This is Andrew. Yes. Will you marry me please"
"This is Andrew. Yes. Will you marry me please"
"Wave to the camera brighton the whole world is watching you"
"bye"
"IT IS COLD IN DELAWARE"
"How's the wheather over there?"
"Hello from Michelle in Sacramento California, Happy Holidays"
"hasta la vista baby"
"Hallo Brigthon. Don't look away"
"Andrew is incredibly stupid. He also smells terrible."
"i'm superman"
"hello from Hong Kong"
"i'm a german dog"
"Hello"
"This is Andrew. I'm not incredibly stupid and I only smell a bit "
"This is Andrew. I'm not incredibly stupid and I only smell a bit "
"i am graeme 36 and not far away"
"Whats that smell"
"hello pixies"
"This is Andrew. Please send me some fish and chips now"
"This is Andrew. Please send me some fish and chips now"
"This is Andrew. Please send me some fish and chips now"
"go to the car to your right and wave"
"have you remembered to buy a christmas gift for your mother ?"
"It is illegal to park there"
"we can see you"
"Hey you driving that van move it now"
"Hello"
"Merry Christmas from Palm Springs California where it is sunny and warm"
"This is Andrew. I only smell a bit so please don't be unkind"
"Hey you driving that van move it now"
"This is Andrew. Last week you ruined my fax machine with your fish and chips."
"\hello Katie and David we love you"
"are you christmas shopping today"
"I AM SICK OF ANDREW TOO HERE IN DELAWARE"
"This is Andrew. I'm very very very very hungry. "
"This is Andrew. I'm very very very very hungry. "
"Merry Christmas from Michelle in Sacramento please wave to me"
"hi, i got a big mac here..."
"Dont you feel strange talking to 1000 people from all over the world"
"This is Andrew. I have no food in my refrigerator."
"andrew, have my big mac"
"I VOTE TO GIVE THE BIG MAC TO ANDREW ALSO"
"hello Katie AND dAVID WE LOVE YOU"
"This is Andrew. A Big Mac is no good because I'm a vegetarian. My curtains taste horrible."
"Stop. Stop. Yes, that's right. Come over here: we want you to talk to us. We are all watching you. We are all around the world. And, we are all watching you. You have star quality. "
"This is Michelle in California I am waving to you, Happy Holidays"
"my name is seymour hiny what%"
"This is Andrew. Why do you want to live in a boring place like Brighton"
"This is Michelle in California I am waving to you, Happy Holidays"
"THIS IS KAREN HAPPY HOLIDAYS FROM DELAWARE"
"this is rick in amsterdam, what are your names?"
"This is Andrew. I've been to Brighton hundreds of times. A friend used to work for BBC Radio Brighton"
"I spent a week in brighton one day"
"hi katie, good to see you"
""
"hi. i am pauline. elliott is here with me as well"
"This is Andrew. I prefer Luton where I used to live. Sorry, Brighton."
"This is Andrew. I prefer Luton where I used to live. Sorry, "
"Who is standing in front of the building? "
"pauline and elliott are here in Leeds, yorkshire in the north of england"
"Andrew is a fruit nut. "
"katie, can you sing a christmas carrol for rick in amsterdam"
"you are a hot babe"
"heya there people"
"i'll sing along, i swear!"
"This is Andrew. I live in Washington DC but used to live in L U T O Nve. Sorry, Brighton."
"This is Andrew. I live in Washington DC but used to live in L U T O Nve. Sorry, Brighton."
"silent night, holy niiiiiiiiiiiight..."
"your singing brought a tear to my ear"
"your singing brought a tear to my ear"
"SOMEONE GET RID OF ANDREW"
"thank you, you should go professional katie"
"This is Andrew. I live in Washington DC but used to live in Loo town"
"i'm from norway, and it's really cold here"
"This is Andrew. I am stupid."
"This is Andrew. I a"
"Hiya KT, nick k here. wanna go to chailey tomorrow?"
"Come to California the weather is fine"
"katie I am looking for a wife are you i"
"This is Andrew. Katie should work for Virgin FM but would that be appropriate"
"This is Andrew. I am annoying."
"Please sing Jingle Bells"
"Nick K here. Ok see you at 11"
"HOW DOES ANDREW GET TO TALK SO MUCH"
"This is Andrew. There is an impostor on the internet pretending to be me. This is outrageous"
"katie, baby, you take me higher, higher, hiya!!!"
"What are your plans for Christmas"
"are you responsible for this se"
"This is Mark From Santa Cruz California I used to live in Hinckley Leicestershire do you know anyone from Hinckley. There is a friend of mine in Brighton his name is Ian Jago does anyone know where he is"
"what is the next thing going to be"
"This is Andrew. Katie, where does your mum live"
"This is Andrew. Katie, where does your"
"ANDREW LET SOMEONE ELSE TALK FOR A WHILE"
"ANDREW LET SOMEONE ELSE TALK FOR A WHILE"
"katie, who is your friend, and why is it not me?"
"This is Andrew. Everyone else be quiet"
"This is Andrew. Everyone else be quiet"
"This is Andrew. Everyone else be quiet"
"This is Andrew. I am a transvestite."
"This is Andrew. O Come all you faithful"
"are you responsible for this service ?"
"andrew stop hogging the bandwidth"
"so why are you doing this ?"
"MERRY CHRISTMAS FROM DELAWARE"
"This is Andrew. Please don't be unkind to me anymore. "
"This is Andrew. Please don't be unkind to me anymore. "
"ok andrew im sorry"
"i'm not cheap but i am on special this week"
"i'll tell you what i want, what i really really really really want, i wanna i wanna wanna wanna"
"This is Andrew. Please don't be unkind to me anymore. There are many impostors out there trying to pretend to be me "
"This is Andrew. Please don't be unkind to me anymore. There are many impostors out there trying to pretend to be me "
"I WISH ANDREW WOULD SELF DESTRUCT"
"i'm having an exam on tuesday, i'm nervous"
"Andrew are y"
"From Michelle in California, Jingle Bells Jingle Bells Jingle all the way oh what fun it is to ride in a open horse open sleigh HEY"
"Hello, I'm Leo from Holland. How are you?"
"andrew shut up"
"this is rick, can you make andrew stop "
"Andrew are you gay?"
"Thank you! I am smoking pot now!"
"hi every one my name is tony"
"This is Lock key from Canada. Andrew is"
"hey there. andrew here, the real one this time. If only i could be there with you, then you would know that I am alright really. A little stupid maybe and, it's true, I smell very very bad. But I'm a really nice person. A bit cranky though."
"This is Andrew. Goodbye, everyone"
"This is Lock key from Canada. Andrew is stupid"
"are there any forest fans in brighton"
"you look like winston churchill"
"I AM KAREN AND WISH YOU A MERRY "
"This is Andrew. Goodbye, goodbye, goodvye goodbye goodbye"
"This is Andrew. Goodbye, goodbye, goodvye goodbye goodbye. But I'm n"
"what is the next exhi"
"This is Andrew. Goodbye, goodbye, goodvye goodbye goodbye. But I'm n"
"what are your names?"
"this is really a n"
"This is Andrew. Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye goodbye goodbye. But I'm not stupid"
"This is Andrew. Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye goodbye goodbye. But I'm not stoopid"
"This is Andrew. Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye goodbye goodbye. But I'm not stoopid"
"David, how are you?"
"merry christmas from snowy pennsylvania"
"This is Andrew. Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye goodbye goodbye. But I'm not stoopid or borinbg or boring "
"This is Andrew. Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye goodbye goodbye. But I'm not stoopid or borinbg or boring or boring"
"Mary Christmas "
"HELLO DAVID FROM DELAWARE"
"is that maggie thatcher"
"Is is true that some people actually like the Spice Girls in E"
"Is is true that some people actually like the Spice Girls in England?"
"who are we speaking to, is that Katie"
"david andrew is a pain in"
"This is Andrew. I'm not the ultimate in boring at all. On the contrary, I'm very in"
"DO YOU HAVE YOUR SHOPPING DONE DAVID?"
"The Spice Girls are almost as annoying as Andrew."
"Merry christmas from frosty the snow man"
"IF YOU DON'T SHOP SHOULD I ASK WHAT YOU DO?"
"This is Andrew. I'm not the ultimate in boring at all. No I'm not going now because I have to defend my reputation"
"This is Andrew. I'm not the ultimate in boring at all. No I'm not going now because I have to defend my reputation"
"Hi there, Merry Christmas from Leo i"
"Hi there, Merry Christmas from Leo in Holland"
"david what is your screen name "
"turn the engine off, and i meen off !!!"
"DAVID, WILL YOU BUY A CHRISTMAS GIFT?"
"Turn your damn motor off . You can't park you f-n car there!"
"Near Rotterdam i"
"this is not andrew, honestly. but i think andrew is not boring or stupid at all. It is me who is boring and stupid - I was only pretending to b"
"you in the white fiat turn your engine off"
"Last night I ate burritoes and I drank a lot of beer, and now a funny smell is emanating from"
"i'm defending the right for people to have silence"
"I need ex lax!"
"David who,is it parfitt, it's Matt, Oscar and Lisa from Pulborough"
"Please tell Jay in California that Michelle loves him thank you"
"This is Andrew. That car next to you, please switch your engine off because you'll suffocate David and Katie"
"hold that man, he took my purse !"
"PLEASE GAG ANDREW"
"What do you think about banning fox hunting and what do you think about banning advertising for sports in england"
"what kind of car is that ?"
"Me so horny. Me love you long time."
"This is Andrew. Goodbyeeeeeeeeeeeeee"
"This is Andrew. Goodbyeeeeeeeeeeeeee"
"my name is ping from university of nanking china say"
"Jay loves Michelle too"
"david and katy so now that this is almost over, how do you feel about this experiment? "
" Oscar and Matt say :When is the end of show Christmas party"
"Andrew shut up!!!"
"Hi there, you have some pot there in Br"
"We are having a blizzard here in Canada."
"This is Andrew. When does Katie start working as a DeeYay for Virgin"
"This is Andrew. When does Katie start working as a DeeYay f"
"this is svein from norway"
"Hello"
"This is Andrew. Goodbye everyone goodbye goodbye "
"i'm not a swine, but my name i svein"
"This is Andrew. Goodbye everyone goodbye goodbye "
"how's it hanging?"
"I will miss you two when this is over. sn"
"we will miss you. i feel an odd attachment to you. very strange, but true. here is love from a total stranger"
"Hi I'm Bill Clinton"
"God bles"
"Hi I'm Bill Clinton"
"What is the similarity between blonds and tortoises? When they are on their back they are screwed!!!"
"Hi I'm Bill Clinton"
"ANDREW, DON'T LET THE DOOR HIT YOU IN THE ASS WHEN YOU LEAVE"
"minneapolis here agin from "
"hi veryone. Al gore here. Hi Bill"
"Hillary says I'm boring"
"Hillary says I%2"
"God bless you all"
"when did you last give"
"Like a midget at a urinal, I will have to keep on my toes."
"i use to snort coke but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose"
"This is Bill Clinton again. Hillary says I'm boring but I'm not though not as interesting as Andrew"
"This is Bill Clinton again. Hillary says I'm boring but I'm not though not as interesting as Andrew"
"katie is my picture going on the web site "
"this is ping from china how long this site work"
"WHY DID THE BLONDE GET FIRED FROM THE M & M FACTORY SHE TRIED TO THROW AWAY THE W'S"
"A woman's place is on her back"
"it's so cold here in norway, that the words freezes when i speak"
"will you give david oral sex"
"Watch out you are going to get run over"
"Would anyone like to here my burritoe poem again?"
"A woman's place is on her back. Does Katie agree"
"A woman's place is on her back. Does Katie agree"
"A woman's place is on her back. Does Katie agree"
"God bles"
"David, ever been to Holland?"
"hello from denver colorado in the states"
"what do you think about banning cigarette advertising for sports i"
"My name is Mike Dembinsky?"
"To by some pot in Holland?"
"yes i did sais matt . can you sing a song?"
"You will be please to know that this is Andrew - back to ente"
"Are you Christians"
"this is colman in minneapolis"
"Merry Christmas to everybody"
"You will be please to know that this is Andrew - back to entertain you"
"Hello i'am bill clintton and I want to do the Queen!"
"Andrew is a transvestite."
"what is your opinion of the internet? do you think it brings people together or does it pull us"
"how do you tell when you run out of invisible ink"
"How sad for you that you are not C"
"Why don't you try to earn some money from this machine? Tell passers by that the machine can answer any question for a pound."
"My name is bendover"
"Hi I'm Ron from the state of Kentucky USA"
"hey there you all are MS Collins and Ms Jones who are currently shopping"
"WHY DOES A BLONDE HAVE T G I F ON HER SHOES ..... TOES GO IN FIRST"
"This is Andrew. Give me my fish and chips right now. Now now now now now now now nownownownownownownow!!"
"where are all the cute girls"
"I love Jesus"
"this is Ron What is the Temp there?"
"You with the car - stop blinking!"
"Hey everybody, I am chris from London"
"I l"
"here a joke from oscar. what did the big chimney say to the little chimney. your too young to smoke . boom boom"
"How do you get a blond out of a tree?, , you wave"
"How do you get a blond out of a tree?. you wave"
"HOW IS A DUMB BLONDE DIFFERENT FROM A 747 ..... NOT EVERYONE HAS BEEN IN A 747"
"roll up, roll up. I am an amazing machine. Give my assistants a measly one pound coin and hear a mechanical box answer your questions within one minute."
"I am michail from moscow saying hello"
"THIS IS RON GIVE US A WAVE "
"This is Andrew. I am a monkey! Boogada boogada boogada! Give me a banana!"
"Did you hear about the blond skydiver?. She missed the Earth!"
"there are a bit of wallywonkers out there on the internet. Let's do something exciting. let's try to get some of these passerbys to show us their knickers. Come on then. SHow us your willy."
"/bonjour, c,est Lisa, est-ce que vou parlez francais ?"
"Is it verry cold ? My name is Mike Dembinsky again."
""
"Jesus loves you"
"What do you call twentyfour blondes standing on a bar_______________a case of bush!"
"if everything seems to be going well you have obviously overlooked something"
"Here is a joke from Lock key. Why can't a blond use a computer? Because she would leave white out all over th"
"What is the difference between a blond and five p. Five p is wort"
"Hooooooooooey cooooooooooooooey hoooooooooooooey coooooooooooooooooooey alskdjfljfljllkasfaflaljkdlfladfjiueiuwuriweurjckmlkxmc"
"Tell the car to stop flashing!"
"What is the difference between five pence and a blond. Five pence is worth having."
"Hi there, I want to hug you all!!!!!"
"Break into the car"
"Merry Christmas Fron Ron McCully In Kentucky USA"
"Hello this is Mike Dembinsky's son Tim Dembinsky. Does anybody like Tarantulas? "
"What happened to the blonde tap dancer?. She slipped off and fell down the drain."
"hi my name is katie"
"girls, get your kit off."
"yuk e jar hello from poland"
"WHAT DOES A BLONDE DO FIRST THING IN THE MORNING? .... SHE GOES HOME"
"This is Lock Key. How does a blond take a shower? She pees into the wind. "
"Is Andrew , who keeps being so boring in Fabrica ?"
"Yo Mama is so poor ... she goes to Kentucky Fried Chicken to lick other people's fingers! Yo Mama is so ugly ... her mama had to tie a steak around her neck to get her dog to play with her!"
"What is the weather there?"
"What the difference between five pence and a blond. five pence is worth having."
"WHAT IS THE ADVANTAGE OF MARRYING A BLONDE? ........ YOU CAN PARK IN THE HANDICAPPED ZONE"
"Has anyone bought the royal yacht Britannia yet?"
"Why are dumb blonde jokes so short?. So brunettes can remember them."
"Yo Mama is so ugly, when she was born the doctor looked at her ass and her face and said Siamese Twins!"
"Sussie and Lyndal how was your shopping ? "
"This is Leo from Holland. Do you have internet at home?"
"WHAT DID THE BLONDE CALL HER PET ZEBRA? ..... SPOT"
"bla bla bla bla bla bla"
"a boy is walking down the road when a car pulls up and a man aks him to get in for fifty pounds. He say no dad, it is your fault you bought the lada."
"Hi this is Andrew from Washington. Are you going to end your project by doing something really inter"
"Is this the only camera shot there is?"
"TELL US A NEW JOKE"
"That cars indicators are making my eyes sore please tell the driver to turn "
"THIS IS REALLY COOOOOOLLL"
"This is Andrew. I like to spank m"
"What is a blonde's favorite part of a gas station?. The Ai"
"Is there any women out there who will show there big hooters?"
"Leo comes from near Rotterdam"
"Who are you going to talk to when this is over? The pavement? and why is the car flashing it's lights, are they trying to attract attention . says matt?"
"what happens if you get scared half to death twice"
"This is Ron in the U S send me a Christmas card at 1555 S Green St Henderson, Ky. 42420"
"why can't blonds get CJD. they are cows."
"YoMama is so fat the shadow of her ass weighs 50 pounds. YoMama is so stupid if you gave her a penny for your thoughts, you'd get change. YoMama is so stupid you can tell when she use the computer becuase there is white out on th"
"Who is the prick with the blonde jokes?"
"David and Katie, do you get paid to do this? Are you looking for funding for this wonderful project?"
"Hey katie can I touch you? I would love to spank you! What cup size are you?"
"This is Lock Key. Good bye evrybody. I will miss you all."
"How expensive was this project to put on?"
"Hi this is Andrew from Washington. Are you going to end your project by doing something really interesteeng?"
"This is Ron in the U S send me a Christmas card at 1555 S Green St Henderson, Ky. 42420"
"a man walked into a room where his blond secretary was on a computer. why is it covered in tippex? she had made some mistakes."
"these yanks are even gobby on the net"
"Hi this is Andrew. You've never sent me my sih and chips, you know"
"Now that this is almost over. What is the nastiest thing that happened during this project?"
"Matt sais where is the next project going to be?"
"Hello duke street Brighton from Cint eastwood at my home in pebble beach california. Merry chritmas and a happy new year to you all."
"Why is the blonde's brain the size of a pea in the morning?. It swells at night."
"The guy with the blonde jokes is still a virgin....oh yes, a virgin"
"merry christmas and by f"
"Hi this is Andrew. Katie, pay no attention to these perverts. I love you"
"WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO FORCE A MAN TO DO SIT UPS? ... PUT THE REMOTE CONTROL BETWEEN HIS TOES"
"Pleae give some e-mail address to Leo in Holland!!!!"
"Andrew, go away and get a life, you don't love her sad bastard"
"merry christmas and bye from chris"
"Hi this is Andrew. Are taxpayers paying for all this nonsense?"
"A woman's place is on her back repeat a woman's place is on her back"
"hi sussan matt said hi how you doing thanks for the E mail wee"
"hello people. well this is strange. what is this all about anyway?"
"hay this is the last day were is every one said matt"
"WHY ARE THERE SUCH LONG PERIODS OF SILENCE AND WE CAN'T GET THROUGH?"
"Merry Christmas to Chris Hamill in Sarasota Florida from Mom, I love you "
"hay come out and talk"
"When you get home e-mail me at Lottery@cris.com."
"hay come out and talk you lot in fadrica"
"There are wild things floating around in the ethernet. I am trying to harness these and communicate them over the airwaves to you. Can you feel anything? Can you feel anything?"
"This is Andrew. Goodbye, crool world"
"hello there. i know what you are thinking. what the hell is this and who the hell am i. well i do not have answers. only questions for you. what is your name?"
"Hello from New York."
"This is Andrew. Goodbye, crool world"
"Hi there, this is Leo from Hollan. How are you?"
"Great project Katy, congratulations "
"HELLO DAVID .... ARE YOU STILL THERE?"
"Hello duke street Brighton from Cint eastwood at my home in pebble beach california. Merry chritmas and a happy new year to you all."
"hello there. what sign are you baby? I am a Virgo. would you like a smoke?"
"IS THIS YOUR P"
"This is Andrew. Say Goodbye just to me"
"This is Andrew. Say Goodbye just to me Katie"
"Hi From Tony in Nottingham"
"David, mate, you are doing verty well. Think of it as a meditation, you know, like picking pebbles out of the sand."
"This is Andrew. Say Goodbye just to me again Katie"
"Katy, will you be repeating this project "
"in half an hour it's time to get a real life."
"a sagittarius is very compatible with a virgo I believe. What sign is your friend there?"
"This is Tony I think Andrew has "
"hay katey what are you going to do after this has finished said matt"
"is david your boy friend ?"
"I AM JEALOUS DAVID.... SAY GOODBYE JUST TO KAREN"
"I think all the coffee shops in the us should have a live interactive video. It would be so good. Im from santa cruz california the surf is flat today and the temperature is about 65 degrees at"
""
"This is Andrew. Katie, can I come to the party tonight with you please?"
"This is Andrew. Katie, can I come to the party tonight with you please?"
"Surfs up in California "
"This is Andrew. Okay, I'm chartering Concord"
"radio vergin atlantic 252. and what are all your names"
"Andrew You are a sad person"
"say hi to the boys in Bristol UK"
"I WILL BUY ANDREW A ONE-WAY TICKET TO THE NORTH POLE .... HO HO HO ....."
"How long will this work for? Will yoube there all night? I just want to let you know I'm from Saginaw Michigan which is in the USA. "
"Katie has anyone contacted you about stting up an interactive video service in the us tells us your email address and we will contact you about doing this in California town streets."
"Bye from Leo - I am going to shower and to a birthday party of Paul"
"is it sad to end this project ?"
"can i come to the party i could get there in 45 min said matt"
"whats susans email address"
"Goodbye Katy and David, from Jay and Michelle in California, God Bless You "
"what will happen to the video archives of this project? will they be exh"
"I wil send your greetings to Paul and have a nice party also!"
"thankyou this has been fun"
"GOODBYE FROM DELAWARE .... IT HAS BEEN INTERESTING AND FUN"
"May be Paul is also looking"
"what is your favorite music act?"
"Katie, this is Andrew. I'm on Concorde now and will see you tonight"
"what is your favorite music act?"
"Whos the nice sounding woman thats doing all the talking. What is your name? This is Mike Dembinsky again from Saginaw Michigan. Bye I love you all"
"Do you like Oasis? The Spice Girls? Or are you a Blur fan?"
"who's that kid that ran around your feet ?"
"May be Paul is also looking"
"i am from cleckheaton. no, i am not really, I just want to see if this machine can say cleckheaton. chapeltown in leeds? yes, that's right"
"12345 once i caught a fish alive 6 7 8 9 10 then i let it go again boom boom boom boom ha ha ha "
"we talk to you, and you respond"
"Katie, where is the party? Wave to me goodbye, Katie"
"Katie, where is the party? Wave to me goodbye, Katie"
"How long is I think it tends to get very conjested"
"I am on the Internet. Where are you?"
"yes it matt boom boom hello people yes i did live in saltdeen and my nan still dose"
"This is Andrew, Katie. Do I mean as much to you as you do to me?"
"Maria says hello Katie again"
"Paul, have a nice birtday party!"
"and the time lag is long"
"roll up, roll up. I am an amazing machine. Give my assistants a measly one pound coin and hear a mechanical box answer your questions within one minute. All proceeds go towards touring this wonderful project around the UK"
"This is Andrew, Katie. I'm very soppy and soon we will be cut off forever"
"the boys from bristol say execelent site and goodbye "
"Come over here: we want you to talk to us. We are all watching you. We are all around the world. And, we are all watching you. You have star quality. Repeat, star quality."
"This is Andrew, Katie. Is it true what they are saying about you?"
"This is Andrew, Katie. Is it true what they are saying about you?"
"hello everyone in brighton"
"hello people. how about a choral performance?"
"hello from kathy in alabama"
"This is Andrew, Katie. Terrible terrible terrible terrible terrible things Katie my darling"
"well say something to me"
"merry christmas from iko of tokyo japan"
"Katie do a search for Tarantula Photos and you will find my webpage. My name is Mike Dembinsky. "
"please dance for me. just kidding."
"hello everyone from seattle. I see you. Remember this. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. "
"It's my party."
"There are crazy things floating around in the ethernet. I am trying to harness these and communicate them to you through narrowcast technology. Can you feel anything? Can you feel anything?"
"hello people hows it going hi hello bonjour said matt"
"It's my birthday so let's party!"
"this is not quite the eastenders, is it? it's a bit rowdy actually."
"say hello frankie from Boston"
"what's the name of those people standing there with you ?"
"is it cold there? it is here"
"there is loads of people here but matt is the best"
"Gary in columbus ohio says hello"
"hi you people ! technology is amazing or what ?"
"hello there from Seattle. How are you today? Have you all been out shopping for the day? It is cold here in Seattle USA."
"The world still weeps over the loss of Diana "
"what's your name ?"
"The world still weeps over the loss of Diana "
"The world still weeps over the loss of Diana "
"congratualations on the project"
"you are now live on the net all sorts off wierdo's are watching you"
"Helloooooo out there is it cold on that street - I hope that you have a good christmas - bye - say goodbye to me then - its only a speaker"
"oh some rowdy folks just joined us. are you all drunk or what?"
"kevin here, this project is very sucsessfull"
"hey you what's youre name"
"This is Andrew Katie. This could be our last chance? Will you marry me please please please please"
"Happy happy joy joy"
"Katie nice shirt. Did you get it from Black Widow Clothing? This is Mike Dembinsky again.. Maybe Andrew will shut up so the rest of us can talk. Thank you Andrew!"
"hey andy I saw her first"
"there is loads of people here but matt is the best"
"Good bye and good luck, Katy and David, from Jay and Michelle, husband and wife, in Sacramento, California, Happy Holidays "
"This is Andrew Katie. I'm married already but I'll get a divorce promise promise promise promise promise"
"hello Katy how are you doing"
"Good bye and good luck, Katy and David, from Jay and Michelle, husband and wife, in Sacramento, California, Happy Holidays "
"there is loads of people here but matt is the best"
"This is Andrew Katie. It is fair. We'll get married on Monday, okay?"
"say hello Maria from Boston!"
"whoooo.I feeeeelll aalllll riiight"
"agree agree agree please aaaaaaarrrrrrrr"
"gary from columbus ohio says what kind of car is that?"
"say hello Maria from Boston!"
"This is Andrew Katie. My wife doesn't know yet but who cares. Go away, David"
"high from extek"
"Katy will we see you in daylight tomorrow? "
"Maria from Nooooorrrrrrrway says Andrew can't marry Katie"
"what is your name mister man said matt "
"This is Andrew Katie. Please send me my fish and chips now to show your love."
"katie is this your project"
"we will we have you on disk"
"say hello there boston say hello boston please say it so that i can know you heard me "
"This is Andrew Katie. I'll see you at UCL"
"This is Andrew Katie. I'll see you at UCL"
"David, are you sure that you can not eat a whole tarantula, if it is a small one, you said you liked them "
"bye bye katey see you at the party said matt"
"bye katie from allan"
"This is Andrew Katie. I'm in America but my sister is doing a degree at UCL"
"This is Andrew Katie. I'm in America but my sister is doing a degree at UCL"
"say bye to Allan in the West Midlands"
"Maria from Norway - there's another Maria in Boston - says Andrew does not like fish and chips - there's snow in Norway today"
"This is Andrew Katie. I'm making an arrangement now"
"Bye Katy, God bless you, Jesus loves you "
"nice talking to u over the month"
"hi katie, this is mick in dublin, ireland, goodbye and good luck"
"Bye Katy, God bless you, Jesus loves you "
"Maria says she has more sisters - Sasha, and Natalia"
"This is Andrew Katie. Say goodbye, Katie"
"This is Andrew Katie. Say goodbye, dearest dearest Katie"
"Have a nice christmas katie - from allan in the west midlands - you too andrew"
"i'm saying bye in norwegian now. hadet bra !!"
"Hello everybody this is David Letterman live and your on my show live right now! What do you think of that!"
"This is Andrew Katie. Say goodbye, dearest dearest Katie a big kiss back "
"Jesus Died To Save Us All, Repent and seek Him now, before it's too late "
"so katy is ends with just you, Matthew, and the world. just you, Matthew, and the world katy. so many emotions. you will be missed dear child."
"Maria says god jul og godt nyttaar"
"please look up to your left and wave and say hello frankie in boston come on do it now !"
"Have a very nice New Year from Leo in Holland"
"This is Andrew Katie. I keep clicking on speak and that gets me on a lot. Now I can reveal my scerets. Goodbye dearest dearest dearest dearest dearest dearest Katie"
"This is Andrew Katie. I keep clicking on speak and that gets me on a lot. Now I can reveal my scerets. Goodbye dearest dearest dearest dearest dearest dearest Katie"
"Hello from Kathy I have enjoyed listening to you"
"bye katie -- allan from the west mids"
"This is David Letterman again Katy Dont you believe us! I will contact you so you can be on my show ok. Email me your address. Not really this is Mike Dembinky again."
"This is David Letterman again Katy Dont you believe us! I will contact you so you can be on my show ok. Email me your address. Not really this is Mike Dembinky again."
"This is Andrew Katie. God bless the Jesus man too"
"bye from frankie in boston"
"This is Andrew Katie. God bless the Jesus man too"
"bye from frankie in boston"
"bye bye bye katey from matt"
"bye from frankie in boston"
"bye from kevin"
"good bye. we love you."
"one day at the party ha ha "
"bye from kevin in notts"
"see you later aligator"