>>In Conversation - cardiff chatlog

The following is an excerpt from the chatlog for the Cardiff/Chapter Arts installation of In Conversation in 2000
It is a record of the text sent to Church Street Cardiff from computers around the world
It represents one side of the conversation and many different authors.

"is there anyone listening "
"hey you"
"would anybody like a chat?"
"i am available for words of wisdom on many subjects"
"hey, nice shoes"
"would you like to know tomorrows rugby score?"
"Good Luck Wales for the Game tomorrow"
"hello, i thought you might like to know that"
"if you buy me a pizza i might give you a clue"
"Well Hellooooooo u cutey you!"
"please no anchovies. they don't digitise well"
"i'm sorry if i am not answering your questions properly . i'm having problems hear you speak"
"Whilst watching all of you I have missed Coronation Street"
"would you please stand on my mouth if you can hear me"
"Im not talking to you for the sake of my health you know"
"i am available for words of wisdom on many subjects"
"who are you, where are you going. Please speak to me"
"I promise not to bite you if you stop and talk to me"
"Ive lost my husband ... stephen hawking where are you"
"would you like to know tomorrows rugby score?"
"will somebody please buy me a beer. I am very, very, thirsty"
"thanks god that's done a working..."
"i need someone to talk with"
"heeelooo !"
"those damned sirens are very annoying"
"Pay Attention everyone ... I am getting very very wet"
"please stand on my mouth and have a chat"
"I've tried sqatting snitching and spewing but I never expected to find myself speaking"
"Hold on to your hats as it is going to be a bumpy ride"
"help. somebody call the police. i have been stolen."
"My first language is Kling on"
"hello there"
"I think I am getting paranoid"
"It is just a jump to the left and then a step to the right"
"I need a doctor"
"Take me to your leader "
"we seem to be talking to ourselves"
"I'm watching you all come and play"
"There's life jim but not as we know it"
"15 dollar I'll show you a good time"
"You. Over there. You fat Valleys Slapper"
"Suckey Suckey Suckey five dollar"
"wales 120 usa 0"
"I'm waiting"
"a handbag mrs slocome"
"free drinks at topon gigio's all night"
"But I don't want to go among mad people, said alice... but you can't help that, we're all mad here..."
"if you sing us a song"
"shut you ucking face uncle ucker"
"put the lotion in basket "
"Boy, you are cute"
"hello folks how are ye "
"Hi boys want a good time"
"get your feet off my face ... put you ass there instead"
"ooi come on over here"
"Press my buttons boys"
"eeearrrr over hhere"
"looook I'm in here.. help me!"
"looook I'm in here.. help me!"
"I'm In here"
"hello everybody, speak to my lips."
"help me"
"help me"
"hello everybody, speak to my lips."
"hey tell me about yourself "
"anybody want a good time?"
"sstop that running in the street"
"Buzz Lightyear for mayor of Cardiff"
"hello ladies, stand on my lips."
"you are all we have have..."
"hello ladies, stand on my lips."
"I am in here"
"come on guys, speak to me."
"where are you "
"yes come over here"
"you are walking in a special way .. the way I like"
"will somebody speak to my lips please?"
"I can see you all need to walk a bit slower"
"speak to me guys"
"I can see you all need to walk a bit slower"
"hello, look at my lips."
"Anyone know how to give a girl a good time?"
"Now listen to me..."
"we need to find a way to entertain each other"
"my lips, my lips, my l "
"please dance for me"
"let me entertain you ladie "
"dance the two step and loosen up a bit"
"Hi there"
"don't go to r.s.v.p go to the fantasy lounge."
"would you like to know tomorrow nights lottery numbers."
"Buzz Lightyear for mayor of Cardiff"
"hello everybody, speak t "
"Boo!"
"But I don't want to go among mad people, said alice... but you can't help that, we're all mad here..."
"hello ladies, stand on m "
"hello everybody, speak t "
"hello everybody, speak to my lips."
"15 dollar I'll show you "
"hello everybody, speak to my lips."
"hello mate, speak to me"
"sit on my face and tell me you love me.... sit on my face and tell me you care....."
"speak to my lips on the fl "
"hello boys"
"hello boys"
"hello ladies, stand on my lips."
"speak to my lips on the fl "
"I am Bill Gates Love Child"
"hello mate, speak to me"
"dance mother funkers"
"The Artist of this installation has snogged Princes Margeret"
"Give lots of dosh to Children In Need"
"come in and have a meal la "
"hello everybody, speak to my lips."
"Hey Girlie, get yourself some liposuction"
"come in and have a meal la "
"hello mate, speak to me"
"hello ladies, stand on m "
"come in and have a meal ladies"
"hello everybody, speak t "
"hello ladies, stand on m "
"hey there boys make some noise"
"free drinks at topon gigio's all night"
"free drinks at topo gigio's all night if you dasncr"
"free drinks at topo gigio "
"hello everybody, speak to my lips."
""
"speak to me"
"hello boys"
"hello everybody, speak t "
"hello, look at my lips."
"Hi boys want a good time"
"come in and have a meal gu "
"don't be shy boys, dance for me."
"hello boys shows use what "
"hello boys shows use what you got"
"hello boys speak to me then."
"hello everybody, speak t "
"come in and have a meal gu "
"hello boys shows use what "
"hello ladies, stand on my lips."
"hello, i thought you mig "
"come in and have a meal guys"
"come on big boy what have you got to lose "
"Hello lady's are you wearing granny pants or a g string"
"hello, i thought you might like to know that"
"hello ladies, stand on my lips."
"Hi boys want a good time"
"i have to tell you that yo "
"15 dollar I'll show you a good time"
"hello, i thought you might like to know that"
"shag me. shag me baby"
"hello, look at my lips."
"15 dollar I'll show you a good time"
"free drinks at topo gigio's all night if you dasncr"
"hello boys shows use what you got"
"15 dollar I'll show you a good time"
"hello, look at my lips."
"free drinks at topo gigio's all night if you dasncr"
"shag me. shag me baby"
"Hello lady's are you wea "
"hey there boys make some noise"
"free drinks at topo gigio's all night if you dasncr"
"hello, look at my lips."
"shag me. shag me baby"
"look at my big hot lips on the floor"
"Hello lady's are you wearing granny pants or a g string"
"stop, stay where you are and TALK to MEEEEEEEEEE"
"anybody want a good time?"
"anyone else online? or i "
"d e f t g ha bi ha bi ha bi bi bi dance with mi mi mi"
"hello everybody, speak t "
"hello ladies, stand on m "
"hello boys"
"where are you going"
"hello boys speak to me then."
"hello everybody, speak to my lips."
"I love you all"
"i need someone to talk with"
"you over there, speak to me"
"i have to tell you that youre ravishing"
"will someone look at the lips on the floor"
"hello boys"
"hello everybody, speak to my lips."
"hello everybody, speak t "
"hello everybody, speak to my lips."
"come in and have a meal guys"
"hello boys speak to me the "
"I love you all"
"Karen, can you bring me home some pizza please"
"I'm looking forward"
"sell your soul to satan"
"your eternal soul is mine"
"fancy a kebab"
"do you want sauce on that mate"
"chillies?"
"tough guy huh?"
"want some?"
"is that your pie or pasty"
"Listen to me I am god"
"imbibe my devilish sputum"
"eat it up nowww"
"fly my prettys fly"
"bollocks"
"what u r name"
"birdie num num"
"hello dolly"
"whats up baby"
"kiss my lips"
"satan grows stronger"
"plant one here"
"nice legs darling"
"whats your name"
"show us your pants"
"dont be coy"
"hope your not wearing y fronts"
"do you think youre sexy"
"you heard "
"i am satan"
"do you like rod stewart"
"do you want to see my pants"
"free beer at topo gigios if you dance for me"
"your loss"
"you are walking into a trap"
"turn back !"
"I am the light I am the way follow him.. "
"we are all prostitutes"
"i can not afford you"
"who can tell how many more will pass by"
"please stop all that shouting"
"Please press the speak button once only when you have finished typing, it will take a few seconds to queue your entry."
"sarah has asked to borrow 5 thousand pounds should i send it to her"
"feet feet feet we are talking feet"
"help me Help me please help me I need help"
"help me Help me please help me I need help"
"Ho Ho Ho green giant"
"Ho Ho Ho green giant"
"hello"
"hello"
"tell me about your evening"
"tell me about your evening"
"go home "
"just go home"
"so what happens on a friday night in cardiff"
"so what happens on a friday night in cardiff"
"it's that exciting is it"
"say what???"
"say what???"
"CHICKENS CHICKENS CHICKENZ CHICKENZZZZ CHICKENZZZ BE PATIENT AND TALK TO ME PLEEEZ BE PATIENT"
"I live in alaska pleez talk to me"
"ALASKA"
"Go on just stop and talk to me"
"It takes time for my message to reach you so please be patient"
"scary friday"
"welsh nightmare"
"yes really"
"OY!!!!"
"OY YOU!!!"
"SAD MEN"
"FRIDAY NIGHT SAD MEN !!!!"
"I hope you're having fun"
"remember me"
"I'm so glad I don't live there"
"Hi susan"
"oh my god i think its rugby"
"lkrjgresjhdjk"
"hello cardiff, how are you today"
"hi"
"what is going on"
"its 3pm why is it dark?"
""
"get out of the way iam coming through"
"On Friday 1st December 2000 the site will be active from 1630 until the later time of 2200 hrs GMT"
"On Friday 1st December 2000 the site will be active from 1630 until the later time of 2200 hrs GMT"
"please move away from the rugby match re able ...."
"here its a very busy street so prepare your self for a collision"
"put that umbrella down and stop blowing that bloody horn..."
"hi"
"hi"
"hello"
"This is the voice of the mysterons"
"cor blimey guvner have a cup of tea"
"is there anybody there"
"oy you watch it"
"how are you"
"i said watch it"
"its good here innit"
"come over here please i want to talk to you"
"heeeellllllllllllooooooooooooooooooo"
"oy you get over here"
"can we have a talk with you please"
"i can see your smelly feet"
"i said i can see your smelly feet"
"you have an awful lot of shopping bags are they for me"
"while you are out get us some chips"
"and some mushy peas"
"my name is stevie whats your name, if you talk i can hear you"
"aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh hellooooooo"
"howdy partner. gonna catch me a broadway show"
"i would love to see what youve got in your shopping bags they must be presents for me can we talk about it "
"show us your knickers. cos this is boring"
"ohhh boyooo"
"Stop right there. Where do you think you are going"
"i said stop right there"
"i can see your smelly feet"
"if you talk to me now i can have a conversation with you, please talk to me"
"phwooooar. cheesy or what"
"if you bend down i can see your face...that would be lovely"
"show us your knickers"
"Hello do'nt be scared it's only me"
"talk to me and i can hear you please speak up hello from us"
"come down here"
"hello, can you hear me in Cardiff?"
"I am in Bristol"
"where is the toilydooo"
"help, speak to me!"
"you are made of leaves"
"can anyone hear me, please answer, I'm frightened"
"come and talk to me, if you bend down i can see you on the internet"
"look at me"
"youre name is gaga"
"I like your shoes! where did you buy them?"
"I like your shoes! where did you buy them?"
"you will get wet on the floor"
"is there anyone there who would like talk to me on the street in cardiff? i can hear you if you talk back to me, please try, it would be nice to have someone to talk to "
"please dance for me"
"hello"
"ouch, don't stand on me"
"you can sing well"
"stop swearing at me"
"if you talk I will hear you, please say something"
"type here if you want to speec"
"I can hear the bells ringing"
"come and talk with me"
"hllgtrrewqdf bvcxzbnmmmm"
"I can hear you in my computer"
"I can see you"
"I am getting wet here on the floor"
"talk to me"
"stand upsit down"
"are you drunk?"
"give me a drink too"
"why won't you talk to me?"
"are you frightened?"
"I am only an image"
"please say something"
"hellow do you want to be my freind"
"its coming from space"
"may I borrow your umbrella please?"
"i have been trying to talk with one of you for a very long time, i really wish you would come over to my mouth and talk to me, if you speak i can hear you on my computer"
"hello Cardiff"
"look at me, come closer and listen"
"look at me, talk to me"
"hello i luv you"
"it would make me very happy if you come over hear and talk to me, i think you are all very nice people and you look as though you could do with a rest, come and say hello and i will be able to talk back with you, it might do you some good to have a little chat, im a good listener"
"talk to me I am lonely"
"please talk to me, I can hear you"
"you know you really want to ...go on it hello you"
"come over here"
"tell me your name"
"do you speak Wlesh"
"do you speak Welsh?"
"I have been drinking"
"tiptow abowt and downt speak "
"I can hear a little child"
"don't walk past me"
"can you see me"
"come back here and talk with me, why are you going away....i acan hear a child too"
"tell me your name"
"I can hear your footsteps"
"who are you"
"will you sung me asong"
"I am at my computer"
"wave to me I can see you"
"you are on my computer screen"
"talk to me"
"i am not dead"
"your feet hurt me"
"you are funny to talk to"
"talk to me"
"hey you boys - do you know you're being watched by thousands?"
"can you hear me?"
"wave to me"
"are you shy, you could talk to me"
"the mouth is telling you something"
"stop stop stop"
"the walrus and the carpenter"
"the mouth is telling you something"
"the mouth is telling you something"
"you say stop stop stop too"
"I like children"
"I bite children"
"the mouth is telling you something"
"hi csn you bend down a little and then i can see you"
"the mouth is telling you something"
"the food is good in there"
""
"the mouth is telling you something"
"talk to me"
"dont go away come back and speak to me, what have you been buying, please say Hi and i will tell you if i can hear you"
"it looks wet in the street"
"speak to the mouth and it will speak back to you...i know its hard to believe but it really works"
"wave is you are welsh"
"there is something happening here in the street, the mouth is telling you something - why don't you look at the camera?"
"talk to me"
"maybe you can't understand this computer voice"
"do you like sex?"
"i really love your shoes they are vey funky did you buy them in cardiff?"
"I think you do"
"I just spoke to you who walked past then"
"i think you are probably a nice person but im not sure, perhaps you have been drinking"
"that shopping looks heavy"
"you, yes you"
"i can hear an italian voice come and talk to me"
"hello to you too"
"stand still so I can see you"
"i'm talking to yiou who put your foot in the mouth"
"I can hear a siren"
"I'm watching you you know"
"talk to me"
"I can see you"
"talk to me"
"talk to me"
"wiy dont you talk to my are you shiy"
"angel delight finisht"
"stop and speek to me"
"is anyone out there feeling chatty"
"Hello"
"How's it hanging down there in the cold streets of Cardiff?"
"you could win a free holiday if you can answer this question correctly what is the meaning of the universe"
"It's quite funny to watch you all go rushing by, take 5 and sit down why don't ya?!"
"please be carefull not to walk on my face"
"if you speak to me, your voice can be heard across the world by millions"
"if you speak to me, your voice can be heard across the world by millions, so what do you say"
"only nothing"
"is there nobody out there with anything on their mind"
"i can hear your chatter, and your horns"
"you are all so rush rush rush please stop for a chat"
"you with the bag, what do you think"
"i cant hear you, speak loader"
"you only say oggy oggy oggy, oy oy oy"
"it is good to hear laughter when there is so much sorrow in the world"
"can someone stop and say hello"
"hello i am in Bristol"
"happy birthday Paul"
"my birhtday is in December"
"please sing to me"
"I can hear you speak to me"
"don't stand on me"
"is that an irish accent I hear"
"I can understand you"
"look at me"
"you look nice tonight"
"stand still please"
"please stop walking past"
"stay and talk to me"
"please stay with me"
"it is lonely in here"
"what is your name"
"hi stu"
"please talk to me"
"stand still and talk"
"stand still and talk"
"can you see me"
"the baby is upset"
"talk to me"
"hrlp me"
"keep off the grass"
"keep off the grass"
"please... keep... off the ...grass"
"hello"
"please show your self to me"
"we believe Bush is coming to Cardiff"
"we believe Bush is coming to Cardiff"
"Cardiff today,Ediburgh tomorrow"
"keep off the grass.. the grass"
"is your name lizzie "
"When I look at you walking there in makes the heel of my boot squeek"
"Your legs pass and I can feel the weight of the corn"
"all this talking is giving me a sore throat"
"is there anyone in cardiff who wants to have a convesation with me..it would be really nice to talk to you you have very nice feet come and talk to my mouth and i wil talk back to you can you hear me? is anybody listenin? com and talk to me"
"im sorry did i frighten you i didnt mean to, i just want you to talk to me,dont be shy i wont bite!"
"i can hear you shouting"
"i can see you walking up and down the street with a lot of heavy bags"
"where are you all going?"
"i can hear some girls talking"
"dean where are you?"
"where are you going..for a drink...stop swearing"
"is it raining there..i cant tell from where i am,i am speaking to you from my computeif you talk to me i will talk back to you, would you like that"
"i cant beieve that you are all shy at least one of you must be brave enough to talk to me"
"where are you all going, i can hear a police car or a fire engine maybe"
"have you had a good day shopping where are you going now? does anyone want to say something to me"
""
"hey you, come over here and talk to me"
"maybe i should tell you a bit about myself,maybe this would help your shyness and you might talk to me....what do you think?"
"are you going to say something"
"Hello you..how are you? whats your name...i can hear music...a flute maybe"
"Wassup"
"dean.. good of you to call"
"let me see you ... come over here"
"get all of the children out of here its to late"
"Mother FUCKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"come on work damn it.. sit back relax.. get a nife"
"trip the loop, make your switch, consume the net"
"trip the loop, make your switch, consume the net"
"You know how smug we get when we're consistently right about"
"Cardiff lock Steve Moore is a happy man this morning after his injured knee has stood up to its first big test since the game at Btidgend on September "
"SWANSEA 29 CARDIFF 22"
"Club captain David Young has received the best possible news after his latest medical check-up with his surgeon in Leicester on Wednesday evening. "
"David Young is still targeting mid-December as a likely time to return to the game but is sensible enough to not rush things at this stage. "
"He is now consulting with the club's conditioning coach Huw Wiltshire and physiotherapist Hywel Griffiths to finalise his rehabilitation programme."
"Cardiff lock Steve Moore is a happy man this morning after his injured knee has stood up to its first big test since the game at Btidgend on September 23. "
"Cardiff Under-21s - The Rags - beat Aberavon by 46 points to eight at the Arms Park on Wednesday evening. "
"I am just trying to get a conversation going"
"Wales won again this weekend against the USA with a final score of 42 - 11. It was another excellent performance, especially from the Swansea lads who gave a significant contribution towards the Welsh win. Especially Arwel Thomas whose performance cannot be described as "adequate" this time"
"stand a little closer and let rap"
"I like you...you seem to be interested in me..?"
"If you shout out I will hear your voice"
"what tis your name..?"
"††† Just In"
"Work, Sex and Rugby, what else is there?". "fats' coaching qualifications were limited."
""
""
"I have some crack would you lke some..?"
"there is some crack on the pavement"
"I have some crack would you like some ?"
"there is so much to say here.. in the street that I can ardly believe you walk by as if nothing is happening..?"
"does that woman need help?"
"you are standing on my foot"
"there seems to be a discarded bag in front of this door what is in it can some one please tell me"
"I'm siinging in the rain .. singing in the rain ..just snging n the rain... what a wonder full feeling I'm ha ha happy again"
""
"I am just trying to start a conversionation"
""Work, Sex and Rugby, what else is there?" "
""fats' coaching qualifications were limited. In addition to a total lack of appreciation for the game he viewed most matches through an alcohol haze which was duly reflected in his team selections."
"A rubber foot that fits to the base of a bucket, or container. "
"Looking for rubber band guns and rubber band toys on the internet? You've found the right place. Since 1997 Rubber Band Toys has been stirring up fun at home and around the office. Whether you're six or sixty-six, in-door target shooting has never been more fun."
"Never point a shooter at anyone; these shooters are for target use only."
"police....... its the police"
"Made Especially for Aggressive Chewers"
"dolls, fuck doll, inflatable fuck doll, Chasey Lain inflatable doll, latex dolls,"
"At the private Sunday workout at my house I enjoyed the rubber fuck my buddy Jason"
"A Simple Gesture - "Mark, when you picked up my books that day, you did a lot more. You saved my life.""
"I love the smell of police sirens"
"When I met my husband I was a real hard luck case - a down and out, homeless, carefree, jobless, nutcase!"
"I got a call from a friend of mine to work as a caterwaiter on Long Island. I'd never heard of the company he was with and I had misgivings about any job that took me out of the city, but I needed money, so I signed on. They gave me an address in Manhattan and told me to show up at 3:30 p.m., ready to be driven out to the location. When I arrived at the designated meeting place, my bullshit meter was ticking like a Geiger counter at Chernobyl. The staff of fourteen waiters was all male, which was not completely unusual, and all black, which was. I had never seen so many black men congregated for a catering function before; it was quite a shock. I didn't know there were so many of us working these gigs. I asked my friend what the deal was--why were only "The Brothers" working this gig--but he had no idea. "
"You are shopping .. out of the basket and into the frier"
"hello kids"
"talk to me"
"who are you two"
"talk to me you two"
"hello cardiff"
"talk to me cardiff!"
"thankyou dean"
"how can you ignore me"
"stop and talkj to me"
"oops dean we lost contaxct again"
"yes, thats better"
"dean, I think that is fine for now!"
"why won't anyone in cardiff stop and talk to me"
"thats excellent dean thankyou"
"there is net congestion again I don't believe it"
"is dean still there?"
"come and talk to me"
"help"
"is anyone there?"
"this is not entirely satisfactory"
"there is a lot of net buffering tonite"
"why don't you stiop and talk to me?"
"how can we have a dialgue when you won't stop and have a conversation with me?"
"are you doing your christmas shopping?"
"do you like the christmas decorations in cardiff?"
"how can you run over my mouth without stopping to say hello?"
"stop, please don't go?"
"stop, yes you, it IS you I'm talking to?"
"are you looking at those yummy pasties, or are you looking at MEEEEEEE"
"the time lag is pretty bad tonite"
"yes you, I mean you, its you I am talking to"
"are you out for a good time?"
"please stop and talk to me, what are your names?"
"I am talking to you live from the internet, why don't you stop and have a conversation with me?"
"I like a good time, do you like a good time?"
"it is almost twenty to five here"
"and what time do you make it?"
"stop, yes you"
"nice pasties"
"are you looking at me?"
"why aren't you looking at me?"
"is that really your hair?"
"why oh why oh why"
"nice nice nice pasties"
"how can you look at those pasties and not at MEEEEEEE"
"how can you like pasties more than me?"
"who is that? is anyone there?"
"why oh why oh why oh why won't you talk to MEEEEEE"
"I can hear you, but I can't see you...come and stand by my mouth so I can look at you"
"please come out where I can see you and talk to you?"
"I know those pasties are lovely, but so am I"
"I am lovely, please come and talk to me"
"why won't anyone in Cardiff stop and talk"
"boobooboobooboobooboo"
"well hello there"
"whats your name"
"there is a time lag, so pelase stick around for a bit so we can have a chat"
"oh go on, stop and have a chat"
"are you lovely too?"
"boo boo boo"
"oh come along and sing me a song"
"please come and have a chat with me, I am dialling in to talk to you from the internet"
"oh please stop and talk to me...why don't you stop and talk"
"am I talking to myself or what?!?"
"this would be a helluva lot more interesting if someone wanted to talk to me...I thought you people in cardiff were meant to be fond of a bit of a chat?"
"yes you, I'm talking to you"
"yes you, I'm talking to you"
"I am talking to you live over the internet"
"how much is that doggie in the window?"
"yes you"
"excuse me"
"excuse me, what is your name?"
"do you talk to strangers?"
"yes you!"
"its you I want to have a chat with, please stop for a minute"
"oh go on, be brave and have a chat"
"this is a polite request"
"please stop"
"hello"
"hello there"
"hello hello hello there"
"well then"
"oh lovely church bells"
"what a pretty sound"
"is there anyone on this street that is willing to stop and talk to me?"
"hello from Edinburgh"
"talk to me"
"please stop and talk"
""
"is this all one way?"
"what are your names?"
"Do we get an answer?"
"are you looking at the pasties or at me?"
"please stop, stop now, and talk"
"who are you?"
"what are you all doing here tonite?"
"how can you walk past and leave me here?"
"are you looking at those pasties, or looking at me?"
"come over here please"
"please come on over"
"are you looking at those pasties or at me?"
"come here and talk to me pleeeease"
"come over and have a chat!"
"speak to me!"
"oh go on, come on over"
"you sound loud and talkative so why not come andf talk to MEEEEE"
"singa song to the world even"
"loud loud loud"
"is anyone else talking or is it just me?"
"I can see some legs, who do they belong to?"
"nice legs!"
"oh please stop and talk"
"yes, you!"
"is anyone else here besides me?"
"anyone here from chapter?"
"anyone here at all?"
"why will no one stop and talk to me"
"hello hello hello"
"anyone here from chapter?"
"come in cardiff come in cardiff!"
"calling cardiff calling cardiff"
"hello, what is your name?"
"why do you think there is a mouth on the street?"
"Hello Auntie Susan... This is Josh!"
"hello hello"
"STOP!!!!"
"Boo"
"hello"
"is there anyone out there?"
"what is the time where you are?"
"please speak to me"
"ha ha ha hee hee hee its only me!"
"what are your names?"
"hi"
"I like your shoes"
"ho ho ho ha ha ha come and talk to a wandering star?"
"helolo is there anyone there?"
"who else is on this street?"
"Oi come over here"
"where are you oh other online person?"
"nice church bells, nice when they finish though too!"
"nice pasties don't you think?"
"I have to go, by!! Josh"
"come and talk to me!"
"Hi josh!"
"I love you!"
"stop there"
"please don't go"
"I know its quiet today, its a sunday"
"who said I love you?"
"how can you walk past a mouth without stopping"
"who else is here online now?"
"talk to us, oh please"
"stop right there, we are watching you!"
"come and stand by the mouth and talk to me, I am watching you from the internet"
"come and talk to us"
"what are your names?"
"I am in another country, tell me about wales"
"hello that is really lkoud"
"who won the rugby yesterday?"
"hello wide wide wide world"
"behave yourselves you loutish boys"
"can you play yoursleves or do you just watch?!"
"come and talk to me ... i am feeling very very lonely"
"show yourselves and speak up"
"are you as naughty as I think you are?"
"go on, be men and talk to me"
"mmmmm"
"come and talk to me i am feeling very very lonely"
"where is the whorehouse you talk about?"
"who is feeling very lonely?"
"nice haircut"
"hello helloo girls"
"girls come back and talk to me!"
"stop! come over here"
"Please talk to me ... it will be worth your while ..."
"where are you from?"
"I think you should stop for a chat"
"this street is far too empty"
"what is the weather like in cardiff?"
"you have lost something"
"hello hello hello hello"
"talk to meeeeeeeeee"
"footbal?"
"I don't appreciate bad language, behave yourself!"
"lets have a nice conversation, please"
"where are you from?"
"stop! yes, I mean you"
"hello how are you"
"could you come here"
"yes here"
"hello there, can i talk to you"
"ha ha ha he he he"
"hellooooo"
"hello hello helleeee helleee"
"will someone PLEASE come and talk to me"
"bye"
"who won yesterday?"
"who did you beat yesterday?"
""
"anybody who wants to talk to me"
"I'll talk to you! who are you?"
"stop come talk to me"
"I'll talk to you, who are you?"
"stop right there!"
"am i bothering you"
"where are you?"
"come over here"
"I can hear people but I can't see them"
"this is driving me nuts"
"I can hear some young people"
"nice boots"
"hehehehe"
"come here people, come back here and talk to us!"
"what is your name?"
"where are you dialling in from?"
"cadiff looks a bit rough tonite"
""
"i am sorry could you come over here "
"anyone here from chapter?"
"could you speak louder please "
"come here you loud blokes"
"ole"
"I think you are a bit drunk"
"watch your language"
"ooops"
"aaaaaaaah"
"hello person who is also talking here"
"lalalalalalalalalal"
"who are you, I missed that"
"where are you from"
"Hello Susan, how's it going in Cardiff? This is Carolyn"
"it is difficult to understand like this"
"I am in London, where are you?"
"I am in chicago, where are you?"
"i am in holland"
"hello carolin where are you?"
"who is carolin, who is susan"
"why will noone in cardiff come and talk to us, I think they are very rude and boring"
"It's your sister again!! Hello Cardiff people, are you having a nice weekend?"
"hello sister, whose sister?"
"hello carolyn, this is your sister! I'm in london actually, just got back and dialled in"
"we need to get people on this street to stop and talk to us, they are being very rude"
"ooops I got bumped out again! back now, bad buffering tonite"
"I think there are a lot of drunk rugby fans in cardiff tonight"
"hello cardiff, come in cardiff, come and talk to us cardiff"
"HELP WE ARE NOT INTERACTING HERE........HELLO THERE IN CARDIFF THIS IS A VERY ONE SIDED CONVERSATION....WE LOVE YOU SUSAN!!!!!!!!XXXXXXXOOOOOKisseskisses(are we embaressing you!!!????)"
"can one of the drunk people in the street maybe come and have a chat?"
"I cannot beliece that these people won't stop and talk to us, are they too busy or what?"
"hello! stop right there!!"
"Hello 'Realplayer' why haven't we got you????"
"hello behave yourselves"
"behave"
"hello, stop, right there"
"stop right there, you are being watched!"
"stop right there...come on over to the mouth"
"are you blind AND deaf?"
"or are you just deaf"
"is this art?"
"watch your language"
""
"what is your name?"
""
""
"come back here right now"
"who are you?"
"who is the one in the white sweatshirt?"
"where did you go"
"bend over so we can see you better"
"where did you go"
"yes I' here"
"come back come back right now"
"please come back"
"I can't see you come back come back"
"why did you go away"
"are you looking at those pasties instead?"
"come and stand by the mouth so I can see you"
"how hungry are you anyway?"
"are you laughing at me?"
"I want to talk to you?"
"I want to know who you are"
"I want to get to know you?"
"I am talking to you from the internet"
"hello Kev"
"I think I love you kev"
"I AM a lovely looker"
"well kev is the pavement as much fun as the internet"
"who are your friends kev"
"come and introduce yourselves"
"what are your names?"
"are you buying pasties?"
"come on over by the mouth and talk to me"
"if you bend over I might be able to see your faces!"
"come back Kev, I want kev"
"all is forgiven kev"
"I can only see your legs"
"there is a bit of net biuffering please be patient with me"
"hang on a tic while i get the picture back, please wait"
"pleasse wait for me to come back"
"oh I'm back now and i can see you again"
"you are standing on the mouth"
"if you bend over I can see your face!"
"tell me more aboutyourself kev"
"thats better...nice face!"
"tell me all about your self kev and your friends"
"what have you been buying"
"please stay"
"plese don't go"
"come back kev come back"
"are you all laughing at me"
"don't you want to know more"
"aren't you interested in me at all?"
"someone IS laughing at me, who IS "
"come and talk to me"
"I'm lovely once you get to know me"
"please come and get to know me"
"come on over...come on down"
"what is it with you welsh people, why won't you stay and talk"
"i cant see you... but who are you"
"talk to meeeeeeeeee"
"I am a very sad lonely person I think you should make my day"
"who else is online? what is your name?"
"ha ha ha he he he its only me me me"
"come on over"
"come on down"
"my name is dean...who are you"
"stop, yes you, I'm looking at you"
"you are being watched, cae to comment?"
"thats a personal question"
"who is dean? where are you dean?"
"its all gone very quiet at thi end"
"come on over you welsh people and talk to me"
"help"
"I'm looking at you"
"I can see you"
"come on over"
"come here you sad fucks"
"Please press the speak button once only when you have finished typing, it will take a few seconds to queue your entry."
"watch your language that isn't nice"
"Please press the speak button once only when you have finished typing, it will take a few seconds to queue your entry."
"hello all, it looks like a very wet night in cardiff tonite"
"I hope you are keeping dry"
"who made this"
"why is someone speaking the instructions?"
"stop right there and talk to me"
"are you buying pasties?"
"someone is very near, I can hear them but I can't see them"
"STOP"
""
"oh pleeeeease stop and talk"
""
""
"please dance for me"
"hello"
"look at the mic"
"please dance for me"
"who is there? come and show yourself?"
"who is there? come and show yourself?"
"somneone is talking in the street, why aren;'t they talking to me?"
"stop and talk to me"
"I'm lovely once you get to know me"
"don't walk away, come over here"
"come over to the mouth and show yourself"
"come here right now or I'll be very sad"
"is there anyone here from chapter?"
"talk to me"
"why is it so quiet?"
"I'm lovely once you get to know me"
"boo hooo"
"I'm sad and lonely now"
"stop just there"
"I keep getting bumped out of realplayer"
"if you want to talk come over here"
"dont go away"
"i want to talk to you"
"I keep getting bumped am I the only one?"
"stop, you there, stop right there"
"who are the couple"
"what are your names?"
"Stop and talk to me"
"talk to me, i am looking at you from the internet"
"come over here where I can see you"
"talk to me, i am looking at you from the internet"
"come closer"
"move over to the image on the street"
"stand on the picture"
"come here and talk to me"
"is there anyone willing to stop and talk"
"it looks very wet there....are you wet?"
"come here and stand on the picture"
"stop and talk to me"
"come here and talk"
"don't go away"
"taly talky talky"
"is it as wet and miserable as it looks?"
"come here please and mind your language!"
"come over here, here, by the mouth!"
"come over by the mouth"
"where have you gone?"
"hello hello hello"
"Please come here and talk"
"please come over here"
"are you all as miserable as you look?"
"come over here and we can have a chat"
"come over here"
"don't go away"
"i need to talk to someone"
"its gone very quiet"
"I really want to talk to you"
"come closer"
"don't go"
"I want somebody to come here and talk to me"
"if you stand on the picture I will talk to you"
"I am on the internet"
"stand on the picture"
"get away from there you oaf"
"come and talk"
"what are you doing?"
"stop on the picture"
"don't go away"
"i really want to talk to someone"
"Hello Wales"
"I can see its very quiet"
"wales looks a bit miserable wet and cold"
"who else is here online?"
"i dont think anyone believes they can come and talk to me"
"Whats your name"
"hey whats going on there in cardiff?"
"hey looks lively!"
"mind your language"
"noone tells me to F-off...not nice"
"hey, come over here"
"it looks a bit wet there tonite...are you wet or dry?"
"come over here"
"come over here"
"wots going on in church street tonite?"
"stand on the picture"
"are you wet or wot"
"what's your name"
"I think you are all a bit wet"
"come over here and i will speak to you"
"stop right there"
"stop right there"
"come closer"
"hi would you like to talk to me?"
"talk to meeeeeeeeee"
"talk to meeeeeeeeee"
"mind your language"
"what did I ever do to you?"
"you are making me feel very sad about human nature"
"whos shouting"
"I think its time for people to try and be nice to each other and get along"
"I am the voice!"
"the voice is here"
"come closer to the mouth"
"come on lads"
"who is the nice lady"
"come back here nice lady"
"stop right there and talk to me"
"i hear a girls voice, are you still there?"
"its gone very quiet"
"thats a nice laff"
"it is making me sad that all people do is laugh and swear at me"
"Hello?"
"who else is online?"
"booboobooboo"
"come over here"
"whose car is that"
"oh please won't someone come and be my friend?"
"please don't lose your temper with me, I don't like bad tempered peple"
"whats your name"
"hello whats your name?"
"whats your name"
"come and stand by the mough so i can see you"
"I know you are there"
"come on over here"
"dont go away"
"I am very lonely and could do with the company"
"I am speaking to you live on the internet and I can see and hear you too"
"be my friend"
"please like me"
"huh?"
"dont go away"
"Hello, Anybody home?"
"is there anyone there?"
"please come on over and be my friend"
"hey you in the white shirt"
"Come over here and ask me any question"
"Come over here and ask me any question"
"stop right there"
"i can see you are on your own"
"Hey You!!!!"
"Hey You!!!!"
"Hi Sexy!!!"
"Im glad youve read about this"
"Speak up"
"this is making me very sad"
"please come back"
"what has sex got to do with it"
"I can't speak up, I'm using someone elses voicebox!"
"I think the people on this street are very unfriendly"
"who is shouting"
"dont walk past"
"fee fi fo fum I smell the blood of an englishman"
"yum yum yum"
"wont anyone come over and talk"
"gosh bad buffering"
"stop"
"Just stop for five minutes"
"Just stop for five minutes"
"aaaaaaaaaaaaah"
"come and sing over here, sing to us"
"go on talk to me"
"good result for cardiff today"
"see I can laugh at myself"
"can anyone tell me who won the rugby yesterday?"
"are you laughing"
"come over here and tell me"
"police siren"
"please come and make me happy"
"I'm a very happy person"
"come here you two"
""
"ooooooooooo"
"did you hear the siren"
"hello all"
"dont walk past"
"smelly people"
"i have only got three minutes"
"come here people"
"oh come here"
"is there anyone here from outside the UK?"
"you walking come here"
"is that a girls voice"
"tell us where you are from?"
"I wonder why you are all so amazingly un curious"
"cardiff looks very wet and miserable tonite"
"oi fuckers"
"I'm signing off now, nightie night"
"can you see the camera"
"i can hear another siren"
"hello all you big fat ****"
"I can hear a girl laughing"
"oi come him any of you"
"I can hear another siren"
"Oh my god"
"hi"
"hi"
"are you OK"
"are you Okay"
"mind your language"
"whats the shouting for"
"stop shouting"
"whasssuppp"
"wwhhhaasssuppp"
"wwwwhaaasssssuppppppp"
"Havin a bud"
"Dont be rude"
"Good result for cardiff today"
"come over here lads"
"Whats up"
"Come over here and ask me any question"
"I need to talk to you"
"wont anyone come over and talk"
"I can hear girls voices"
"Come over here"
"I can hear mens voices"
"come over here where I can hear you"
"You look like you may want to chat, come over here where I can hear you"
"hello world"
"Dean .. are you there"
"Stop ... please come and talk to me as i am feeling lonely"
"please talk to me ... i am stuck in this computer ... someone talk to me"
"Please stop and talk to me ... i am feeling lonely and it is wet and cold"
"Does anyone have an umbrella I can borrow ... i am wet and cold"
"Hello everyone ..... please stop and talk to me ..."
"Please stop and talk to me ... i have been here for four day now and i am getting lonely"
"I thought the Welsh were supposed to be friendly ... please talk to me someone"
"hey you over there "
"hello ... stop and talk to me"
""
""
"hello .. stop and talk to me"
"i am getting very wet and cold and no-one will talk to me"
"i am very wet and cold ... please talk to me ... no body loves me"
"Hey you. Over there. Please come and talk to me"
""
"Hi come and talk to us Dave & Sherry"
"Hey you... with the umbrella ... come and talk to me please ... i am lonely"
"hey you on the phone talke to me"
""
"hi lovers why not talk to us "
"hello you laughing people talke to me "
"are you running from the raine"
"hi sexy guy are you enjoying strolling in the rain "
"hi guys come and talk to us"
"this is sultry Carmen why not give me a call"
"IT's a great restaurant..!"
"hey guys pretty shitty weather there in Wales"
"Good evening is it raining in cardiff?"
"hello???"
"hello there is it cold"
"come to me, come to me, I need your help"
"Hello there"
"hello cardiff"
"toss pot"
"You fucker you are gonna die"
"hello cardiff"
"hello!"
"help help"
"ow. that hurt"
"well hello gorgeous"
"Rain, rain, rain - how sad."
"is anybody there?"
"have you been shopping?"
"is anybody listening to me"
"i can hear you on the street in cardiff, is it still raining"
"com and talk to me"
"come and talk to me, are you shy??"
"you can see my mouth on the floor, say something and i can hear you"
"hello church street"
"Hallo Cardiff"
"Hallo Cardiff"
"It is a pleasure to be able to speak to the people of Cardiff. I spent a marvelous two weeks in your country, this past summer and loved every momemt of it."
"who is out there"
"hello hello"
"its very quiet tonight... where is everyone"
"its very quiet tonight ... where is everyone"
"Hello is anyone there?"
"hello is anyone there"
"hello yes what is your name"
"I am in sussex"
"I am Robert Philpot my Son is Chris my daughter is nicola"
"Hey You come here and talk to me"
"look at your feet, can you see my mouth ?"
"hello boys.... what you up to"
"will someone please talk to me i am cold and wet and no-one ever stops to speak"
"hello boys.... what you up to"
"has anyone got an umbrella i can borrow ... i am cold and wet"
"hi there - come talk to me"
"helo cardiff, what's going on?"
"hello, what you doing? Done some nice shopping perhaps?"
"why arent u all at home watching TV, wraped up nice and snug"
"is anyone there?"
"Velcome from Sveden ..."
"hello everyone ... how are we all this evening ..... please talk to me ... it is very lonely in this box"
"hi people"
"why arent u all at home watching TV, wraped up nice and snug"
"iam very wet ... has anyone got a towel i can use"
"well ... hello ..... "
"well how about that?"
"will someone please talk to me i am cold and wet and no-one ever stops to speak"
"looks very wet where you are"
"do you know how long it took me to get here ... and no one wants to talk to me"
"talk to me"
"is anyone there?"
"well well well"
"looks very wet out there in Cardiff...are you as wet as you look?"
"looks very wet out there in Cardiff...are you as wet as you look?"
"why don't you stop"
"stop right there"
"halt right now"
"this connecvtion is no good...it will get better tommorow"
"ooooh wots that big van doing"
"its gone now! anyone there?"
"where are you all"
"I have been waiting.."
"hi there ... we can see you"
"hi there people .... have a nice day ... has anyone got an umbrella i can borrow"
"hi there people ... has anyone got an umbrella i can borrow"
"i am wet and cold"
"what the fuh?"
""
"karen luvvie ... did u get your sofa thru the window"
"hello to everyone on the street in cardiff"
"deaney boy .... you cute bundle of fluff you"
"i can see your feet if you bend down i can see your face"
"who is they cute young guy using the mobile phone"
"bend over further ..... show me your greatest asset"
"hello dean i can see you very clearly, where is stephan is he hiding"
"i can hear you speaking, sing us a song, im sure you have a lovely voice"
"i can hear you talking normally"
"ive heard you singing, your not that bad!"
"i can hear police cars are they coming to arrest you"
"did you find your mobile"
"there are a lot of people on this street does anyone want to chat"
"stephan i can see your feet hawkshead i think"
"who is that in the red jacket do you want to speak to me"
"stand by the mouth if you want me to see you"
"i can see lots of people walking past does anyone want to talk to me, stand by the mouth and i can see you on my computer"
"hello whats your name"
"if you speak i can hear you"
"hi kelly its nice to meet you my name is karen"
"have you been shopping"
"if you bend down i can see your face"
""
"thats a very nice red jacket"
""
"hello can you hear me on the street in cardiff...if you stand by my mouth i can see you"
"what is your name?"
""
"hello i can see lots of feet whats your name"
"if you speak i can hear you"
"hello"
"please stop and talk to me"
"could some one have a chat with me"
"I am a bit slow tonight"
"ha ha ha ha"
"how are you all there tonight...looks a bit wet to me!"
"is anybody there and willing?"
"it looks alike a happy bunny now!"
"please stop and talk to me, why don't you?"
"i can see lots of people with shopping bags, do you fancy stopping for a chat"
"are you all wet in Cardiff or what?!?"
"blah blah blah"
"hello, where are you going"
"no c words in cardiff"
"have you bought anything nice today?"
"is it still raining in cardiff"
"that shopping looks very heavy, why dont you put it down and talk to me for a while"
"who else is on line"
"ha ha ha he he he stop and talk to me me me"
"stop and talk to meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"
" a a a a a a a a "
" a a a a a a a a "
"oooooh"
"speak to me"
"help talk to me I need you too"
"where did he go?"
"come back all is forgiven"
"oh sad and empty street"
"oi you rotter"
"oi you rotter"
"hi folks"
"oi you rotter"
"oi you rotter"
"ouyee u bugggerr"
"for fucks sake"
"for fucks sake"
"naughty naughty"
"does anyone want to talk to me?"
"naughty naughty"
"naughty naughty"
"talk to me"
"fuck off"
"hey nonny nonny"
"excuse me"
"i luv sheep"
"i luv sheep"
"i luv sheep"
"i luv sheep"
"stop!"
"i luv sheep"
"Have you bought anything nice today?"
"i luv sheep"
"please don't ignore me"
"i luv sheep"
"I like your shoes"
"come and talk to me"
"i luv sheep"
"hey gorgeous blokes"
"have you had a nice day"
"i wish i could stop talking about sheep"
"sheep r good"
"sheep r good"
"im from scotland"
"im from scotland"
"sheep r good"
"im 19"
"im 19"
"police"
"whats your name?"
"big daddee"
"Big up the cardiff massive"
"tubbs is here"
"i can hear you"
"please stop and talk to me I'm lonely"
"tubbs is with u"
"tubbs is with u"
"not on yor life"
"not on yor life mate"
"not on yor life mate"
"please stop and talk to me - I'm lonely"
"sod off"
"hello"
"hello"
"i am not just a computer"
"look at the ground next to you"
"i recognise that voice can you come a bit closer to the mouth"
"hey you with the weird hair"
"hey you with the weird hair"
"richard prince"
"i can see you on my"
"richard prince"
"why are you just walking past. i am important."
"who is that"
"please stop and talk to me i'm lonely"
"i luv sheep"
"i luv sheep"
"oi"
"come closer and talk to me"
"come closer and talk to me"
"big boys in bras"
"very very lonely"
"stop theif"
"look at the ground next to you"
"TALK TO ME TALK TO ME!!"
"I hope you aren't too wet today"
"where did you get those trainers? yes you there"
"you are all so unfriendly"
"you are all so unfriendly"
"someone talk"
"someone talk"
"bye"
"bye"
"come here and tell me your name"
"come here and tell me your name"
"what is your name?"
"oi you with the suitcase"
"oi you with the suitcase"
"you with the suitcase. come and talk to me"
"whats the matter with you people. tell me that"
"stop walking for a minute. i am friendly"
"FLAG SELLER SCOME OVER HERE"
"FLAG SELLERS THERES A COPPER AROUND THE CORNER"
"i want to talk. i can hear you. come and speak to me"
"HOW MUCH FOR A WELSH FLAG "
"HOW MUCH FOR A WELSH FLAG "
"i need food"
"WHATS IN YOUR BAG LITTLE BOY"
"just shut it"
"IS IT COLD ENOUGH FOR YOU OUT THERE"
"paul paul"
"granny killer"
"shut it"
"what"
"Where are you I can't see you"
"r u taking the piss"
"Stop walking and talk to me. Are you all stupid?"
"i luv sheep"
"I am your friend I'll be nice to you"
"I'm getting very very angry."
"hey watch your mouth"
"charming"
"Is everyone in wales as rude as you?"
"charming"
"i wouldt tell you to shut up"
"r u going to take me home"
"charming"
"If I were you I wouldn't do that. I "
" i am human"
"well r u"
"well r u"
"Do you want to make me cry?"
"lovely missis"
"i am on the internet"
"I am human. Don't say I'm not because I am."
"i luv sheep do you"
"r u taking me for a ride"
"can you see the lips on the floor"
"sheep"
"i wouldt tell you to shut up"
"sheep"
"Which animals do you like most though?"
"sheep sheep sheep"
"sheep sheep sheep"
"stand next to the lips and we will hear you better"
"i want to go to the beach with you do u luv me"
"I like frogs."
"do i look welsh"
"What's in the bag?"
"i luv you"
"Show us what's in the bag?"
"they look like cheese"
"do you use the internet"
"Sunglasses di you say?"
""
"tell me about yourself"
"will you get me a taxi"
"Twenty six is quite young but nearly thirty."
"you dont look like a model"
"taxi taxi taxi taxi now now now now"
"cheeky cheeky"
"do you use the internet"
"you know 26 isn't that old you know"
"Get somebodyelse to stop and talk to us. lease."
"do you have a family"
"everything will be okay if you worship the sun"
"everything will be okay if you worship the sun"
"Maybe you should dance for me. I would like that."
"who is joining you now"
"naughty naughty naughty naughty"
"You can dance."
"that is a hole lot of luv"
"Everybody can dance."
"sleigh bells ring are you listening"
"I'd like to teach the world to sing."
"you know 26 isn't taht old you know"
"1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 "
"hey big boy"
"What is your name. I could not hear your name. "
"r u french"
"Hello Paul Jackson. "
"u r very pretty paul"
"in the lake snow is glistening"
"Everybody. Stop and talk to us with Paul Jackson."
"why is everything going wrong?"
"paul my lad what is it with all the sheep"
"Do you wear make up paul? Why not?"
"yes please stop and talk to paul jackson"
"who is online?"
"paul is superhuman he really is we luv paul paul is fantastic"
"in the lake snow is glistening"
"why does the sun come out"
"why does the sun come out"
"make up can be quite nice sometimes"
"who is your friend"
"Paul has made friends with me. "
"paul i don't think you are talking to us i think you are talking to everyone around you"
"its very nice to talk to people in cardiff if you bend down by the mouth i can see your face, i would like to see your face"
"I am a man"
"sometimes i am a man"
"what is your name? i didnt catch it earlier"
"come closer paul"
"paul i like the way you brush your hair"
"what is your name"
"they was all yellow"
"they was all yellow"
"Paul is my friend. "
"i cant hear you very well now have you gone away, your very nice too"
"why does it always rain on me"
"why does it always rain on me"
"why does it always rain on me"
"my name is sarah"
"Who is your friend paul?"
"there are more than one of us talking to you "
"naughty boy"
"naughty boy"
"paul you sound too young to be twenty six"
"i come from London"
"can you sing me a song"
"paul you sound too young to be twenty six"
"my name is sarah but there is someone else called nina i think"
"you havnt done anything wrong you are very nice"
"hi there"
"do you play football"
"do you play football"
"matthew chapter 6 do not good and you will be with it"
"luv is a bootiful thing paul and paul is luv"
"Who else is there with you Paul?"
"Who else is there with you Paul?"
"who r yor mates"
"i would love your freinds to speak as well i can hear a girl"
"Hello Chris, Hello Matthew, Hello John"
"love is all you need"
"Let's talk to Maria."
"hi chris hi matthew hi john"
"Say something to us Maria."
"hi mathew, chris and john and all the mohameds"
"well hello big boys"
"hi mathew hi jason hi bev can you all bend down so i can see you on my computer"
"Say hello Matthew."
"a big hello to all of you its lovely to talk to you on the street"
"can you all bend down and i can see you"
"can you all bend down...i wont bite you"
"could you sing me a song please...i like any kind of music"
"Who is wearing the tracksuit with the stripes down the leg?"
"i can only see your feet if you all bend down i can see your faces"
"please sing to me, ive heard that welsh people sing really well"
"im not very religious i dont kow much about god"
"you all look very beautiful is everone beautiful in wales"
"Who is that in the white trainers with the tracksuit with stripes on the side of the leg. Who are youy hello."
"your so lovely i think im in love with you all your fantastic"
"I love your trainers."
"bugger off"
"paul are you still there?"
"Only part of me is called serena."
"bugger off now"
"So what are you people going to do tonight?"
"can everyone bend down so we can see your faces"
"I am happy. I now have lots of friends."
"who's playing"
"What is the match youyou are going to watch?"
"please bend down"
"Is it a football match?"
"I'd love to sing."
"why are you still standing there?"
"jingle bells jingle bells jingle all the way oh what fun it is to ride in a one horse open sleigh"
"But I cannot sing. I am a very bad singer."
"will someone go and get a bottle of red wine for internet exchange, it would make me very happy"
"You were standing on my mouth paul."
"I am all around you"
"Do you love me paul?"
"why do you keep calling me serens my name is clive"
"kelly in the pastie shop are you there?"
"kelly in the pastie shop are you there?"
"yes my name is clive"
"hey shorty dont you know that it is bad for your health to smoke!"
"I am lucky to have a friend like you paul. I like Matthew too. I matthew still there?"
"dont argue with me, they are cancer sticks"
"no i am not bored with you but you have to speak to me and tell me something new"
"Where did Matthew go. He was sexy."
"isnt it about time you went home to bed?"
"paul you seem to have an opinion about everything"
"hey u with the pink hair"
"Don't go Paul. I am in love with you."
"u boys outside of the pastie shop .smile!"
"where have those nice boys in the trainers gone to?"
"Maybe you should introduce me to someone else pau too paul"
"wazzzzzzzzzz upppppp"
"Which rugby match are they going to watch?"
"paul are you leaving me?"
"just chilling having a bud"
"smoke the ganja man"
"Come and talk to us with paul. Hello tony"
"Hello Clive."
"alright baldy"
"jingle bells jingle bells jingle all the way oh what fun it is to ride in a one horse open sleigh"
"Excuse me sir. Please talk to me and Paul. "
"can you dance?"
"show me your best moves"
"Hi Clive. Hi Paul"
"please it would make me happy to see u dance"
"stand on the lips paul!"
"dont be a spoil sport!"
"dance"
"do u want to upset me!"
"yes u can, i can see you"
"These people think you are mad paul. But we know you are not mad. You are our friend."
"bend down and wave to us!then cough"
"just do it, i will like your dancing"
"i'll buy you a drink"
"Just jump up and down instead of dancing."
"whats in the bag?"
"Will you marry me paul?"
"u jump well"
"ok don't dance then. bend and wave instead then"
"ok don't dance then. bend and wave instead then"
"what is in the bag, please tell me now!"
"yes bend and wave"
"What music do you like Paul?"
"put on your jacket"
"Why do you carry all those things Paul?"
"do u like the food at topo gigios"
"can you find some other people for us to talk to. we want to talk to lots of people. paul will you kiss me on the lips"
"what abbout positanos?"
"who let the dogs out? who who "
"give us a christmas hat"
"hello hello i am your friend"
"sing me a song please"
"Don't leave me will you paul. I need you."
"u wiggle well"
"bless you. you have made my day! Am I really your friend? Reall"
"I don't want to rock DJ."
"dance again for me"
"Bless you. You have made my day. Are you really my friend. Really? "
"give your friend a kiss"
"Sing rock DJ boys."
"yes we love your dancing"
"you sing for me"
"sing now"
"sing NOW"
"hello hayle"
"Whats love got to dowith it."
"some of us are girls and some of us are boys. some of us are on the internet. some of us are around you. all around you"
"Hello Hayley. Hello Abbigail."
"hello hayly"
"Hello there how are you tonight?"
"Je peux parlez franccais. "
"what you doing"
"Jamie"
"some of us are girls and some of us are boys. some of us are on the internet. some of us are around you. all around you"
"jamie you are very sexy"
"i am clive. i am clive."
"Jamie I love you."
"can i have your number jamie?"
"dance for me shorty"
"Jamie. Let us look at you properly. "
"i like the way you have done your hair"
"You are cute."
"jam9ie does it take you long to do your hair?"
"Smile for us Paul. Are you happy?"
"Paul. Where are you staying tonight. I'm worried about you. "
"have you got a girlfriend? I would like to wax you jamie"
"spank me baby"
"i find you very attractive...would you?"
"paul I am in the warm. are you going to be warm tonight?"
"Jamie should dump his girlfriend and go out with me."
"show me your muscles jamie"
"awwwww dont go jamie"
"Hell richard."
"you are very cheeky young lady - let jamie stay"
"jamie - hello my name is clive. i think you are very beautiful."
"does richard have big musccles too?"
"Sorry mitchell. I misheard."
"who is the girl in the white top?"
"Mitchell is a cool name."
"ji"
"hello u with the little boy"
"jingle bells jingle bells jingle all the way oh what fun it is to ride in a one horse open sleigh"
"suits! yummy"
"do you speak welsh"
"paul i think you should get a bigger crowd around my lips"
"paul. will you dance with me."
"i will meet you later at Lemonde"
"I think you're welsh is fantastic. Where are you staying tonight"
"kelly how are you?"
"u are younger thatn that"
"u only look 12"
"there is a shelter down the road that you can go to if you haven't got anywhere to stay. do you need help"
"u are quite short for your age"
"positanos food is not that nice"
"paul will you stand next to the lips for me again please"
"hi kelly"
"i'm very well thank you sir. how are you. not too wet i hope"
"hello kelly long day at work"
"how are old u really are"
"what is in the black bag paul?"
"kelly from the pastie shop have you had a good day?"
"yes i want to see"
"hello kelly"
"hello shorty"
"is a sound system safe in a black bag"
"have u got a botfriend"
"whats his name"
"listen to paul"
"kelly shagadelic baby"
"dodgy bloke having a smoke, yes you with the leather jacket...i think you are sexy"
"hey you with the face paints, have you had a hard day?"
"paul can they hear me?"
"what is the tube for"
"hello sexy nick! you are very handsome"
"hello sexy nick! you are very handsome"
"come near my lips nick"
"come near my lips nick"
"you are a pretty little girl"
"pokemon is the best "
"paul show them how you can jump"
"paul show them how you can jump"
"very goodcan jump"
"very good paul, i am very proud"
"stop harrasing the staff at internet exchange"
"get off the phone"
"havent you got to get home little ones?"
"which restaurant"
"which restaurant"
"that is the good one, do not go to the one called positanos"
"why are you so quiet?"
"what is in the box?"
" hello"
"hello talk to me"
"what do you want for christmas?"
"oh wow "
"what do you want for christmas?"
"whats your name"
"nice hat"
""
"what time is it"
"you with the white stripe are very nice"
"a handbag mrs slocome"
"kicher that's reallly funnny"
"what is your name"
"did you have mac donalds"
"what did you have?"
"ohhhhhhhhhhh noooooooooooooo"
"Boo!"
"whose there talk to me iwant to hear you"
"do u like the spice girls?"
"whats your friends name"
"hello charlotte"
"i like your shoes man"
"hello sexy"
"its meeee talk tooo meee pleeeeease"
"hallo hallo hallo hallo"
"you really shouldnt smoke"
"dance together"
"oi don't be so rude"
"paul jumps very well, can you dance young girls?"
"hi there babycakes"
"please dance, you must not swear"
"i can see you you are wearing trousers ican hear you too"
"You. Over there. You fat Valleys Slapper"
"dont go"
"please dont go away"
"have a dance now, you promised me that you would dance"
"sweetheart, you don't have to shout so loudly..."
"hello people"
"dance for me if you can hear me"
"i'm not a man"
"show me your dance please so i know you can hear me"
"you haven;t lost it you are not nuts"
"hello hello hello i can see you i can hear you i'm still with you"
"there are lots of people now"
"hello everyone"
"nice hat"
"put it back on"
"i like to hear you laugh laugh again and again and again"
"nice trolly"
"get away from there"
"i dont like you"
"tell me what you want to hear"
"you are right iwant to dance with you merry christmas"
"hop on one leg so i know who you are"
"put your face by the thing on the floor so i can see you you are not nuts"
"i can only see your legs put your face near the floor hello new people"
"hello kylie"
"hello everyone......all say hello to me"
"dont step on my lips"
"are you trying to be funny"
"are you trying to be funny"
"jingle bells please"
"sing for me kylie"
"im not up there, i am in the church"
"wave at me in the church"
"why dont you wave?"
"put your face next to the white disc on the floor"
"please repeat that , i cant hear you"
"dont all go"
"do u believe in god?"
"do u believe in god?"
"why "
"why "
"have to go now see you in chapter sometime kylie"
"hello new comers"
"hello new comers"
"a red jacket"
"nice white trainers with the three stripes dance for me"
"who do you think will win the rugby?"
"say hello to rachel"
"hello"
"what are your names?"
"what are your names?"
"bend down so we can see you!"
"i think you are lovely paul"
"kylie be a good girl"
"hello jo"
"hey there cardiff whats happening out there?"
"what is that big bag doing by the mouth?"
"where are you going?"
"sing us a song?"
"hello all in chapter"
"r u dancing round your handbags?"
"who is kylie?"
"do you like talking to voices in the air?"
"there is a time lag, we are talking to you from the internet"
"I love you all"
"oh please do a dance round your handbag"
"why don't you kiss the mouth?"
"oh please dance for me"
"thats a lovely dance, thankyou"
"are you very happy tonite?"
"please kiss the mouth"
"i won't talk to you until you kiss the mouth"
"do you have any friends?"
"kiss me now"
"its hard to hear what you are saying, face the window"
"it takes a while there is a time lag"
"yes please kiss the mouth"
"bend down so we can see you"
"are there other people on the street with you?"
"do you like sheep, I like sheep"
"speak some welsh to us"
"I will think you are beautiful if you bend down and kiss that mouth"
"you can come back and play with me tommorow if you like, same time same place"
"what is in your bag?"
"where do you live?"
"sorry couldn't hear you well enough, what is in your bag?"
"hello there"
"aren't you cold"
"move the bin bag please"
"you're not mad. I am."
"Come and talk to me, people of Cardiff"
""
"what are you doing"
"why are we wasting arts council money on this rubbish ?"
"have you gone Jo?"
"are we alone?"
"is anyone else here?"
"am I alone in this world?"
"who else is here with me?"
"oh please someone stop and talk to me, i'm so lonely"
"stop now"
"am I all alone in this world?"
"you in the raincoat"
"yes, you"
"stop there right now"
"how can you walk over my mouth without a backward glance?"
"yes, you"
"what is your name?"
"kiss me quick"
"where do you live jo? do you live on this street?"
"bend over, now"
"we want to see your face, please bend over"
"why don't you kiss me now"
"bend over more, not good enough"
"please bend over I WANT TO See your bum as wellas your face"
"please bend over I WANT TO See your bum as wellas your face"
"thats better, thankyou very much"
"sit on my mouth"
"who are your new friends"
"will your friends come and talk to us?"
"ppsssssssttttt"
"shhhhhhhhhh"
"blah blah blah"
"do something interesting for me"
"kiss my mouth"
"ho ho ho he he he ha ha ha"
"fee fi fo fum I smell the blood of an englishman"
"hello new people how are you? and who are you?"
"are you welsh, english or something else?"
"I have to go now, its time for supper"
"it was nice to meet you"
"time for brookie, gotta go, sorry!"
"very noisy in that street"
"I think you are lovely, have a nice day"
"food is good"
"look at me"
"please look at me"
"hello is anyone there"
"catrin"
"wass sup"
"aloha from Hawaii"
"Will you stop and talk to me?"
"What is your name?"
"Why is everyone in such a hurry? Please stop for a minute and talk to me?"
"What is your name?"
"Why don't you stay for a minute?"
"Why are you all hurrying through your life? Stop and talk for a while."
"Hello everyone in Wales....I'm from Hawaii. How are you tonight?"
"Stop and talk to me!"
"Please don't be in such a hurry...stop for a minute."
"Aloha from Hawaii"
"whos feet are they, do you want to talk to me"
"come and talk to me"
"whats your name"
"What is the meaning of life if you just hurry through it?"
"what is your name, i can hear you if you talk to me"
"Good evening! "
""
"la la lala la la lala la la"
"good evening everybody do you want to talk to me, i can see lots of people on the street in cardiff"
"Why are you all hurrying through your life? Stop and talk for a while."
"What good is art if you hurry past it?"
"come over and say hello, its nice to talk to strangers and make new freinds, if you speak i can hear you on my computer"
"Thank you for stopping. You are now connected to the world via the Internet."
"If you say something I can hear you via the Internet. Please say something."
"Is everyone in Cardiff in such a hurry that they won't stop to talk to me?"
"Why is this man yelling so loud?"
"today is thursday"
"late shopping"
"watch out - you are just about to step on me"
"don't go away - thanks for watching"
"hello my name is Carol - what's yours"
"Stefan Stefan where are you"
"please don't step on me again"
"Stop stop look down and amrvel at the world wide web"
"you tart"
"Hey you yes you what are "
"I can see you Stefan - only you are that camp"
"don't go away talk to me"
"are you there"
"are you across the street or have you gone already"
"hello stephan and stella sorry to keep you waiting whats happening on the street i cant see you "
"have we frightened you off"
"i am waiting for a responce"
"can you see me I am on the floor - i would like to speak to you"
"What time is it please?"
"are you sitll there i think i can hear you but im not sure"
"who else is speaking... is that you karen"
"hello how are you all doing "
"slow down! take a break!"
"yes its me is that you dean?"
"is anybody else playing this game..is that you susan"
"where is stephan and his lovely mother stella"
"yes there is someone else here"
"hello would you like to talk to me..is it raining on the street in cardiff"
"i dont know ...i think they have gone"
"who is it"
"where are you all going with those heavy shopping bags"
"its dean"
"i can hear you laughing whats so funny?"
"thats my mouth, i can hear you if you talk back to me"
"Hello how are you all today? would you like to stop for a chat"
"can you see my mouth talking to you on the pavement, if you watch i will change my expression"
"who is that with the bicycle"
""
"you tart"
"hello there we are dialling in from london"
"ha ha"
"oi why are you ingnoring me"
"can't you see me"
"oi bitch"
"Excuse me, why are you in such a big rush"
"hello hello"
"come back right now"
"help! i'm stuck in a computer"
"la la la ha ha ha stop right now"
"15 dollar I'll show you a good time"
"hello my people "
"don't walk away!"
"don't walk away!"
"Stop, speak to me."
"Stop, speak to me."
"Stop!"
"Stop!"
"Stop! speak to my lips."
"did you get anything nice?"
""
"hello - anyone there"
"talk to me"
"is there anyone there?"
"hey ypu walking past come and talk to me"
"hello ladies"
"can anyone hear me?"
"come over and talk to me please"
"hello can you hear me - come and talk to me"
"are you all having a nice evening out there in the cold?"
"Aloha from Hawaii. Will you stop for just a moment to chat?"
"Do you want to speak with me over the Internet?"
"If you want to speak with me, I can hear what you are saying?"
"Aloha from Hawaii via the Internet"
"Why will no one in Cardiff stop to speak to us? "
"hello good evening and welcome. I hope you aren't too tired and have bought some lovely things for chridtmas"
"stop and talk to me. stand next to the lips"
"Please stop for a moment. We can hear what you are saying and we can see you if you will just give us a few minutes."
"please stop and talk to me. who else is on line"
"Aloha"
"good evening once again cardiff.....how is everone today......i am feeling quite good today"
"We can hear you."
"We are on the Internet"
"We are on the Internet"
"We can see you too."
"What is you name?"
"You have light colored pants and a dark jacket."
"We can hear and see you. Please stop and talk"
"Hello!"
"My name is Bruce. I live in Hawaii."
"There is a delay between when we speak and when you hear it. Please be patient."
"Hello."
"Please stand by the talking lips so we can see you."
"Are you still there?"
"Hello to the person in the red jacket."
"Oh, you are back again."
"WE can see you and hear you over the Internet. Please stop and talk to us."
"Hello"
"We can hear and see you. Please stop and talk"
"We can see you too."
"Hello"
"hello cardiff"
"We are on the internet"
"Why don't you stay for a minute?"
"Will you stop and talk to me?"
"Why will no one in Cardiff stop to speak to us? "
"speak to us we want to hear you"
"Why is everyone in such a hurry? Please stop for a minute and talk to me?"
"WE can see you and hear you over the Internet. Please stop and talk to us."
"If you stand by the talking lips we can see and hear you."
"If you say something I can hear you via the Internet. Please say something."
"who else is talking to the people what is your name"
"Hello everyone in Wales....I'm from Hawaii. How are you tonight?"
"If you say something I can hear you via the Internet. Please say something."
"If you want to speak with me, I can hear what you are saying?"
"who wants to dance with me"
"hello shoppers of Cardiff"
"run home out of the rain. Go home!"
"Come here! Come here and speak to me. please!"
"talk to me please talk to me talk talk talk talk talk talk to me"
"please stop and play with me please stop and play with me. please stop and play with me."
"is there anyone online?"
"what have you got in your shopping bag? I'd like to have a look in your bag"
"Go home you're all doomed, doomed doomed"
"talk talk talk talk talk to me kissss me"
"we could chat together if you stop and talk to me - it's very lonely here on the floor on my own"
"Who else is talking on line? Who else is talking on line?"
"look at the ground next to you"
"why - who are you - sometimes i don't like people to know my name."
"stop stop stop and talk talk talk to me lets talk"
"but sometimes i do"
"Talk to me. I am suicidal. Talk to the lips on the street. Kiss the lips on the street."
"it's not much fun when no one talks to you is it. i would like someone to talk to me. i am not norman no mates"
"show me your knickers go on show me"
"I will talk to you! I will talk to you if yoiu come to chapter"
"sometimes i can get a lot of people to talk to me. people like talking to me. they really do. please talk to me"
"This is the Christmas fairy - tell me what you want most of all, most of all!"
"it's not much fun when no one talks to you is it. i would like someone to talk to me. i am not norman no mates"
"are you in chapter"
"brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr its cold"
"I will talk to you! I will talk to you. My name is Stuart and yes I am in Chapter"
"I love to make funny noises. "
"bloody hell who said that?"
"this town dont smell so pretty. sometimes life can be pretty shitty."
"Smile. It's friday."
"Question! Did you say you like to make funny noises?"
"jingle bells jingle bells jingle all the way oh what fun it is to ride in a one horse open sleigh"
"Oooh. That friday feeling."
"bah..hum bug"
"I have fallen in love with you. I don't want to marry you but will you love still?"
"I lurve Fridays. Talk to me"
"I hate jingle bells. Its an awful song. I like songs of doom and death and destruction."
"Laaaa La La Lala Laaa. Hello there. How are you today? "
"hello church street - can you hear me?"
"Don't just walk past. You people are so rude. I am talking to you. "
"I am talking to you. Listen to me. "
"well hello there , HAPPY CHISMAS"
"look - i'm here on the floor. i'm on the floor of the street. look down and i will talk to you"
"hello church street - can you hear me?"
"Give me love. Please give me love. My lips are cold.ld."
"especially at christmas I bring bad news. Talk to the lips on the street, kiss the lips on the street."
"Your house is on fire. Your knickers are on fire. I am fire."
"Do you like my lips? Hello?"
"Come back here and tlak to the lips on the street. just say hello to me. I am alone in this world. I am all alone. I am naked."
"You smell reeeeel bad. Yes you."
"What is your name?"
"I am naked. I want to be naked with you. I want you to be naked too. Be naked for me. Be naked for Cardiff. Be naked for life."
"Don't just walk off. I can hear you. Talk to me."
"On sunday Seltic will beat Rangers. The lights will shine for ever as the forces of darkness drown."
"Speak to me. What is your name?"
"What is your name? COme to the lips and tell me your name."
"I have ne"
"Where are you going? Why is your life so important that you cannot spare a few moments to speak to me? Are you shy? Are you embarraseed?"
"Stop. Stop stop stop stop stop. Stop now before it is too late. I watn to talk to you."
"Why will you not talk to me?"
"hello everyone ... how are we all this evening ..... please talk to me ... it is very lonely in this box"
"I cannot bear this. I am very lonely. Very very lonely. It is enough to make a girl cry. "
"stop in the name of love - before you break my heart"
"I have been speaking all day but nobody will listen. Why? Show me how to talk, how to talk. Fill me with love. I love. I can love but I too feel pain. Why. Why"
"My name is Lola. What is yours?"
"good luck to wales against south africa on sunday"
"I can hear you you know. I can. Say something to me. Tell me what to say and I will say it if you wait. "
"Stop. Stop and listen. listen. I remember the day I was born. Do you Laura. It rained. My father cried. Life and time stopped."
"ding dong merrily on high in heaven the bells are ringing. ding dong verrily the sky tis risen with angels singing"
"I am getting very angry. Very angry indeed. You are all very rude. "
"Don't just stand there. Come and talk to me please. "
"o come all ye faithful joyful and triumphant oh come ye o come ye to bethlehem. come and behold him born the king of angels "
"come on, come over and talk to me. i'm very friendly"
"Hello Cardiff"
"i don't want to frighten you, but it would be very nice to talk to you. would you like to talk to me?"
"Hello who are you?"
"i'm on my own. all on my own. it's very lonely here on the floor on my own. i haven't even got any arms or legs you know....."
"is it raining....i cant quite see properly"
"idle hands do the devils work"
"dont tred on me"
"i'll tell you what i want what i really really want - i wanna i wanna iwanna i wanna. ireally really really wanna ziga ziga zaaaaa"
"what are you looking at"
"hello i like your trainers"
"una pizza margherita, per favore, subito!"
"Hi there"
"Is anyone looking at this? Hey you there"
"I need to make long sentences for anyone to stop and listen and think that is this worth hanging around and talking back to me"
"Have a good night out and make sure you get really drunk."
"hello hello"
"hey hello, I would like to chat to someone, but everyone is constantly walking past"
"why is it always so wet in cardiff?"
"Hey, stop stop stop stop stop, please have a chat with me"
"Hey, stop stop stop stop stop, please have a chat with me"
"Mind you don't step in that puddle"
"I'm here, why don't you talk to me, I may not be visible, but I am real!"
"beer is free here"
"Hello cardiff, how are you doing?"
"Hey, stop stop stop stop stop, please have a chat with me"
"are you shy or wot"
"What is the name of this street, and what is the name of that pub on the opposite site of the street"
"who else is here who is not from cardiff?"
"Don't you love cut and paste? I think it is very useful for this kinf of purposes."
"oh ha ha go and splash in that puddle why don't you?"
"the street is church street, but I don't know the name of the pub"
"yes I like cut and paste, but if you have a PC its easier than a mac"
"Are we two people on the web now and noone in cardiff? Who is the other person who is typing something"
"who wants to know the name of the street and pub, what is your name"
"my name is esmerelda what is your name?"
"Can I have a different voice? This voice doesn't really suite me very well, hello over there, please have a chat and we can talk a while"
"how many people are dialling in right now?"
"you tosser"
"who is the one with the white trousers"
"Hello there, can you talk to me, please please please please please please please please please"
"What do you mean, where are how many people"
"my name is smartypants, what is your name?"
"I am a very lovely lady why won't you stop, please believe me I am truly lovely when you get to know me"
"Hi there, can you talk, or is this a wrong moment to call"
"smarty smarty smarty smartypants"
"So why is this in cardiff ?"
"Do a little dance for me, go on"
"Do you know it is buy nothing day today, and you are not supposed to be in the shopping area of your town, instead you should stop and talk to me"
"hello michiel hello michiel hello michiel hello michiel hello michiel hello michiel hello michiel"
"If you like this message, say I like it"
"Is that susan on the other side? "
"why do you think no-one will stop and talk to us?"
"the computer can pronounce my name very well, funny isn't it"
"hi susan, how is it going?"
"I don't know they should stop, hey there, I want to shout shout shout, stop stop stop"
"you're all a bunch of .... daisies"
"What's in your bag?"
"hey there anyone"
"GRRRRRRRR hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ooooooooo eeeeeeeeee iiiiiiiiii"
"so is the system buffering the messages? There is a lot of time that nothing is being said"
"Better hurry, you might miss your bus"
"its such a pitty that it rains so much in this city"
"Hello little children ... would you like some nice sweeeeeeeetttiiies?"
"I like the rain ... it's poetic innit?"
"Has anyone ever told you you've got a really strange walk"
"go to the website age tea tea pee colon slash slash double you double you double you in conversation dot come"
"I say - are you smoking? Does your mother know you're out this late at night? And that you're with that dirty trollop ... and what about your wife and kids!!"
"This is Big Brother - you can't run, you can't hide"
"stop and listen"
"nobody is stopping, hello, hello hello hello hello"
"go to the website age tea tea pee colon slash slash double you double you double you in conversation dot come"
"Cardiff isn't nearly as good as New York"
"this is not very much of a conversation, yes yes, I got a response"
"Don't you shout at me"
"bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla "
"You're all a lovely bunch of movers. I do wonder where you are all going? Can I come too? Oh please!"
"eat my shorts"
"eat my shorts"
"well, i'll be doing some more work then, but this is fun"
"fxhfcmhgcghccc.,kmkjkl;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;/hljgyfujtdxsdfrctgcfyhgjjkuygtfrddfxfcvvbhju8y768t5r4534wersdxfgcgvhbjkhiuh09iuhgbkjnkml;kkkkkkkkkkkojihufggggggtyduh"
"I'VE GOT A TERRIBLE ITCH - COULD SOMEONE GIVE MY BACK A SCRATCH? OH PLEASE IT'S KILLING ME ... I REALLY NEED A GOOD SCRATCH!!!!!"
"Sorry, did I make you jump?"
"I'VE GOT A TERRIBLE ITCH - COULD SOMEONE GIVE MY BACK A SCRATCH? OH PLEASE IT'S KILLING ME ... I REALLY NEED A GOOD SCRATCH!!!!!"
"Hey John, is that you? I was at school with you, remember? Class of 84"
"eat my blody shorts"
"I'VE BEEN A WILD ROVER FOR MANY A YEAR AND I SPENT ALL ME MONEY ON WHISKEY AND BEER BUT NOW I'M RETURNING WITH GOLD IN GREAT STORE AND I NEVER WILL PLAY THE WILD ROVER NO MORE AND IT'S NO NAY NEVER ... NO NAY NEVER NO MORE WILL I PLAY THE WILD ROVER NO NEVER NO MORE .... I WENT TO AN ALEHOUSE I USED TO FREQUENT AND I TOLD THE LNADLADY ME MONEY WAS SPENT I ASKED HER FOR CREDIT SHE ANSWERED ME NAY SURE YOUR KIND OF TRADE I CAN GET ANY DAY AND ITS NO NAY NEVER ... NO NAY NEVER NO MORE WILL I PLAY THE WILD ROVER NO NEVER NO MORE ..."
"Did you know that Church Street is the centre of the universe?"
"KNOCK KNOCK"
"Ivor"
"Ivor Hangover"
"Mary had a little lamb"
"Yell, I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it any more"
"We'll always have Paris. We nearly lost it, but we got it back last night."
"Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn."
"I love you."
"kaos calling cardiff, hello cardiff"
"Do you love me?"
"Will you be my lover?"
"What colour underpants are you wearing?"
"hello cardiff yute"
"Do you like brussels sprouts?"
"I never promised you a rose garden"
"Fire fire"
"Don't listen to her, she's kidding"
"sorry what did you say?"
"And a happy new year"
"Merry christmas to you too"
"Nadolig chlawon"
"Yes, I am talking to you"
"cardiff cardiff cardiff"
"Sharad cumraig"
"My name is Viv"
"Cumraig"
"I'm forty three"
"What's your name?"
"I'm trying to speak to you"
"I'm speaking as quick as this machine will let me"
"I'm still in work I'm afraid"
"are you doing your Christmas shopping?"
"so how old are you?"
"my name is noddy"
"Are you on your way home or are you going out drinking?"
"Is it still raining?"
"it looks wet there. Is it raining?"
"speak loudly and slowly"
"there is a delay so stay and talk to me"
"Actually I've got a bit of a hangover"
"thank you. It's nice to talk to you"
"good evening"
"say hello to how?"
"you are irene, no?"
"I remember you, we're having a very interesting conversation."
"i'm very well"
"i'm very well"
"I am well and am having a good time thanks"
"i am so sad right now"
"What's your favourite food?"
"i was at home"
"I went out to a party and got very drunk last night."
"i am happy now you are talking to me"
"My favourite food is beans on toast"
"hello there is there anyone there?"
"You bet I wish I hadn't drunk that much last night"
"yes i've missed you"
"what kind of gourmet meals do you cook?"
"are you going to kiwis later?"
"is it cold it looks rainy"
"you have to realise that i am many people and that i speak with many voices"
"I cant see you where are you?"
"I am also talking to you. I am watching from Australia. It is night time and warm here."
"is that you with trousers on?"
"i will be here tomorrow"
"Do a little dance for me, go on"
"i'm in Plymouth, devon now"
"it is 2 in the morning here. My name is Carrie"
"what do you do?"
"Well, why don't you just stand on one leg."
"are you on your own"
"we're comin at ya from all over the world"
"Can you do Thora Hird?"
"there are several people talking to you. I come from Australia and my name is Carrie. Viv is also speaking to you from Wales"
"you need to move to your right a little - thanx for standing on one leg"
"Please do Rod Stewart for me."
"oops i meant you need to move to your left"
"You are good fun to speak to."
"Im in London"
"you are waving your ARM"
"you are waving. Just move to your left a bit."
"mark from plymouth has been watchin, goodbye and have a nice life"
"That's better, I can see you now."
"what's your middle name?"
"Move a bit to your left."
"there is a long delay between you moving and me speaking"
"Turn round three times."
"I like your trousers. They look like they are cream from here. And your top is dark blue?"
"when you moved left it was better"
"what is your name?"
"you are back"
"Are you enjoying yourself?"
"did you say your name was paul?"
"there are lots of us taking it in turns to speak to you"
"no. That is Viv"
"stevie "
"we are on a web site typing ouor words and a computer is speaking them i say again we are typing our words into a web site and a computer is speaking them and we can see you"
"Going to go home now. Goodnight."
"paul is a strange name for a lady"
"is anyone else going to talk to me?"
"hello people next to you"
"how old are you paul"
"its an art experiment"
"you have been lovely to speak to. Viv is going home to nurse her hangover and me - carrie - is also going to sleep in Australia. there are other people talking to you now. Ask them what their names are."
"mark from plymouth is forty"
"my name is karen, i am with stevie and peter"
"there are lots of us taking it in turns to speak to you"
"hello"
"wha ti syour name"
"yes"
"do you have access to the web? If so you can do what we are doing now"
"hello paul. im 36, how old are you"
"hello who's there? whats you name?"
"yes"
"gfffffdreyfgetyreychfsd gdtdhftry"
"there was a young lady from leeds who swallowed a packet of seeds within the hour her tits were in flower and her bum was full of weeds"
"were you here the other night paul? on wednesday i think"
"nina, you are speaking to nina"
"have you been there along time"
"do you like cardiff paul or would you like to live somewhere else"
"hello i want to talk to you all its nice to see all of you"
"heloo"
"hgtrthhhjtfjtfjfgnuhfungttggggnv gfhfryerrrergyfgfvgjnftgerwfdshu"
"hello this is gereth in london"
"this is nina im 22"
"gereth in lodon - I'm 25 whats your name again"
"did you say paul p a u l"
"jack and the bean storc"
"im very well i hope you are not too cold it looks wet"
"i like madonna and britney spears whats your favourite"
"goodbye"
"is there anybody there"
"come nearer"
"i can't see you"
"judith"
"judith"
"if you bend down i could see your face"
"elton john''"
"is your name paul"
"can you do me an impression"
"what are you doing tonight"
"do you live hrer"
"are you italian"
"info "
"what about spaghetti"
"are you italian"
"hello bobby"
"i like pasta"
"your welsh do you like leeks"
"can you get someone else to speak to us"
"im a vegetarian i like mushrooms"
"why do you like talking to us"
"do you like living in cardiff"
"i think leeks are cool"
"what are your names"
"tomatos too"
"what are your names"
"and some beer"
"hello to all of you are you having a nice night"
"if your name is bobby you are farty merry christmas to you all"
"have you all been drinking lots tonight"
"we wish you a merry chritmas and a happy new year"
"Hello Hello Hello Hello Hello Hello"
"whats for dinner tonight"
"no its a bit difficult"
"noone and everyone where is everyone gone"
"i like lots of things wharts your favoutie"
"hello hello hello hello hello hello"
"im having a chinese"
"maybe you should wear something warmer get yourself a nice hat and scarf"
"how old are you"
"we could go out for dinner and then to a party and stay up all night dancing"
"where have all the flowers gone"
"15"
"really old"
"do you like parties"
"carrots and beans to"
"my name is peter"
"come to a partie with me tonight in london"
"you look really nice have you got a boyfriend"
"ill pick you up from kings cross yeah"
"you can saty at my huse"
"why are you on your own"
"kings cross station in london you can stay at my house"
"ill pick you up at about ten if you hurry you'll get hetre in timee"
"ill pick you up from london and we will go to a party"
"oh don't worry we will go next week"
"gotta go now bye"
"do you know that all this is being projected onto the wall of Chapter Arts Centre in Canton."
"ill come back this time next week"
"gotta gp now bye"
"this is running until december the tenth"
"hello whats your name"
"this is running until december the tenth."
"jim in london Im 25 how old are you"
"you are speaking to the world"
"jim"
"jim"
"you are speaking to more than one person at once, conversation is difficult."
"how long have you been standing there"
"this is very like a seance with you as the medium. does it feel like that to you?"
"ages how long"
"my name is sue and i live in france"
"25"
"i like dire straits"
"what is this fascination with age all about?"
"bethoven"
"is that jo again - how are you today. do you enjoy talking to me?"
"im going home now bye"
"I hate dire straits, I like deep hard handbag house thrash type stuffe"
"i'm very well - jo it's clive"
"if you wer not speaking to me what would you be doing"
"jo - you look after yourself. make sure you have somewhere to go tonight jo"
"yes i like talking to you you sound younger than 26"
"fred 10"
"the connection will shut down at eight o clock in a few minutes time. If you continue like this people will think you are mad"
"ive got to go now bye"
"thank you cardiff and good night"
""
"hello - please will you stop and talk to me - it's lonely here on the floor on my own"
"hello - have you bought lots of lovely things for christmas today in town????"
"i won't frighten you i just want to say hello"
"hello - hello what is your names"
"what is in your shopping bag"
"dan i'm pleased to meet you too. my name is clive - "
"hello everybody"
"hellllllloooooooooo"
"lend us a fiver please"
"anything will do, 50pence"
"fred, is that you?"
"you're nice fancy a coffee"
"give us a kiss, sexxy"
"viva Espanha!"
"beeba ispanya"
"Hello You, yeah you come to chapter as soon as posible!"
"can you come to Pontypool? we are waiting for you !"
"waaaasssss up dude, have a drink with us and beeba ispanya"
"come babies, you look so boring walking like that. 'would you like a machine to tell you how to be more funny? do no be so cold, enjoy the conversation. Fancy speak to us?"
"come babies, you look so boring walking like that. 'would you like a machine to tell you how to be more funny? do no be so cold, enjoy the conversation. Fancy speak to us? Machines will be your boss in a not so far future. This does not make sense, wait: Thank you very much for your attention we hope you have enjoyed this speech and hope to see you tomorrow next hour. We are sure you will never forget me. "
"Ladies and gentelmen: this is a public announcement. Please do not be alarm, please do not be alarm, please do not be alarmcome babies, you look so boring walking like that. 'would you like a machine to tell you how to be more funny? do no be so cold, enjoy the conversation. Fancy speak to us? Machines will be your boss in a not so far future. This does not make sense, wait: Thank you very much for your attention we hope you have enjoyed this speech and hope to see you tomorrow next hour. We are sure you will never forget me."
"Ladies and gentelmen"
"ladies and gentlemen. This is a public announcement, please listen out to this, your own life depends on it. Do not be alarm and remain in calm. This is a public announcement: we have free tickets for a porn show, I repeat, we have free tickets for a porn show. Any body who whishes to attend have to go at least with two persons. The way to get this free tickets is easy. You just need to give us your address and your phone number. We can hear you and our equipment of desk assistants will take note of it. We will send you the tickets within the next few days by our special delivery service. We are waiting for your address after this voice announcement. All right?"
"hello you"
"ladies and gentlemen. This is a public announcement, please listen out to this, your own life depends on it. Do not be alarm and remain in calm. This is a public announcement: we have free tickets for a porn show, I repeat, we have free tickets for a porn show. Any body who whishes to attend have to go at least with two persons. The way to get this free tickets is easy. You just need to give us your address and your phone number. We can hear you and our equipment of desk assistants will take note of it. We will send you the tickets within the next few days by our special delivery service. We are waiting for your address after this voice announcement. All right?"
"this is an announcement all drinking has been banned in cadiff from here on in, anyone found with a drink will be bent over and smacked soundly"
"ladies and gentlemen. This is a public announcement, please listen out to this, your own life depends on it. Do not be alarm and remain in calm. This is a public announcement: we have free tickets for a porn show, I repeat, we have free tickets for a porn show. Any body who whishes to attend have to go at least with two persons. The way to get this free tickets is easy. You just need to give us your address and your phone number. We can hear you and our equipment of desk assistants will take note of it. We will send you the tickets within the next few days by our special delivery service. We are waiting for your address after this voice announcement. All right?"
"hello, can you here me?"
"ladies and gentlemen. This is a public announcement, please listen out to this, your own life depends on it. Do not be alarm and remain in calm. This is a public announcement: we have free tickets for a porn show, I repeat, we have free tickets for a porn show. Any body who whishes to attend have to go at least with two persons. The way to get this free tickets is easy. You just need to give us your address and your phone number. We can hear you and our equipment of desk assistants will take note of it. We will send you the tickets within the next few days by our special delivery service. We are waiting for your address after this voice announcement. All right?"
"ouch you stepped on me"
"bend over so i can spank you"
"please bend over so i can spank you"
"ladies and gentlemen. This is a public announcement, please listen out to this, your own life depends on it. Do not be alarm and remain in calm. This is a public announcement: we have free tickets for a porn show, I repeat, we have free tickets for a porn show. Any body who whishes to attend have to go at least with two persons. The way to get this free tickets is easy. You just need to give us your address and your phone number. We can hear you and our equipment of desk assistants will take note of it. We will send you the tickets within the next few days by our special delivery service. We are waiting for your address after this voice announcement. All right? And do not be shy, please, a world of emotions is waiting for you baby"
"do NOT step on my mouth again"
"who is the person making all the public announcements? where are you from?"
"help me I am trapped"
"hello cardiff"
"please can somone come over here and talk to me"
"hello will someone speak to me"
"I can hear you if you talk to me "
"oh come on over and bend over so i can spank you fro being so unfriendly"
"the sound is very fuzzy today"
"why are you so fuzzy"
"come on then a bit of hanky spanky"
"do you like being spanked then, that seemed to get you interested"
"hi boys"
"oh come on over and bend over so I can spank you for being so unfriendly"
"is that a gift for me"
"hey you there. STOP"
"oh come on over and bend over so I can spank you for being so unfriendly"
"hey you come over here and talk to me"
"does that interest you more than just talking?"
"there was a young lady from leeds who swallowed a packet of seeds within the hour her tits were in flower and her bum was full of weeds"
"there was a young lady from leeds who swallowed a packet of seeds within the hour her tits were in flower and her bum was full of weeds"
"is there anyone here who is from outside the UK?"
"what colour panties are you wearing?"
"there was a young lady from leeds who swallowed a packet of seeds within the hour her tits were in flower and her bum was full of weeds"
"are you wearing panties big boy?"
"how big is your penis?"
"how many big boys are there here in cardiff?"
"will noone stop and speak to me. Cardiff people stop and say hello"
"what coloured underwear are you wearing...stand over my mouth and show me"
"bend over so i can spank you for being so unfriendly?"
"I'll say hello to you...who are you? and where are you dialling in from?"
"Hey yuo. Come over here. Yes, you. I want to speak to you. Don't hurry past. Stop and speak"
"are you laughing at me?"
"show me your willie"
"show me your willie"
"I want to see your willie"
"I want to see your willie"
"Hey you there. Come over here. Yes, you. I want to speak to you. Don't hurry past. Stop and speak"
"HELLO"
"come on then get it out"
"if you won't show me your willie, then I need you to come on over, and bend over so i can spank you for being so unfriendly"
"please show me your willie"
"go on, show me your willie"
"go on, show the world your willie"
"this is an opportunity to show the world your willie"
"this is an opportunity to show the world your willie"
"I think I'm being a bit naughty, what do you think?"
"why won't you show the world your willie?"
"why won't you show the world your willie?"
"Hey you there. Come over here. Yes, you. I want to speak to you. Don't hurry past. Stop and speak"
"is anyone at chapter willing to come on down and show the world their willie?"
"please come over here and bend over so I can give you a smack for being so unfriendly"
"I love you too"
"why is it raining in cadiff again?"
"why is it raining in cadiff again?"
"Hey you there. Come over here. Yes, you. I want to speak to you. Don't hurry past. Stop and speak"
"I love you seven"
"I love you nine"
"Hey you there. Come over here. Yes, you. I want to speak to you. Don't hurry past. Stop and speak"
"are you too wet to get your willie out?"
"Hey you there. Come over here. Yes, you. I want to speak to you. Don't hurry past. Stop and speak"
"Hey you there. Come over here. Yes, you. I want to speak to you. Don't hurry past. Stop and speak"
"this is all a bit wet and burbly don't you think?"
"why are you all in such a rush, WHO is going to stop and be my friend?"
"hello, say hello to me. I see it's raining"
"come back chilodren, there is nothing to be afraid of"
"I am not going to hurt you"
"I promise I won't hurt you"
"will it hurt you to stop and talk and be my friend?"
"Its raining, it's pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumped his head on top of his bed and couldn't get up in the morning"
"Its raining, it's pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumped his head on top of his bed and couldn't get up in the morning"
"hello to you too"
"phwoah to you too"
"cor you're a bit of all right aren't yuou"
"I feel like being naughty, will you be naughtly with me?"
"Its raining, it's pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumped his head on top of his bed and couldn't get up in the morning"
"how can you just walk past and ignore me, that is very cruel"
"how can you just walk past and ignore me, that is very cruel"
"this is a real laugh"
"is anyone else online?"
"am I all alone in the world?"
"oh please please stop and be my friend...you can be my enemy if youn like I just need you"
"hello you all there is a time lag"
"please be patient"
"STOp RIGHT THERE"
"STOp RIGHT THERE"
"if you won't be my friend then i will have to punish you"
"STOP"
"STOP"
"STOP"
"ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha"
"am I alone"
"its loneley here"
"noone loves me"
"I am alone in this world"
"I want to be loved"
"will you love me?"
"I will lvoe you if you will love me?"
"is love a transaction?"
"maybe I will have to buy love?"
"what do i have to do to get love and attention on a saturday night?"
"please love me back"
"I love you?"
"I will love you even more if you will talk to me"
"I will love you even more if you will talk to me"
"get out your willie"
"show me your willie"
"its really the willie I love"
"please let me see your willie, just let me have a peek"
"do people have big willies in cardiff?"
"come over here and bend over so I can spank you for being unfriendly"
"please cna I have a quick peek at your willie?"
"am i upsetting the good people of cardiff"
"how good are you?"
"go on, why don't you get it out"
"go on, why don't you get it out"
"oh please show me your willie"
"I just want a quick look?"
"come over here and bend over"
"I think I'm going to go and have some dinner now"
"waz zup"
"please help me i am stuck in the ground"
"hay you come ove here and talk to me please"
"hay you, yeah you, youve just won one million pounds "
"aaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr"
"Who let the dogs out, who, who, who, who let the dogs out , who. who, who"
"My name is Matt and you don't need to shout"
"i am 96"
"no but you are"
"no but you are"
"i could have you any time , little mummy's boy"
"in greece"
"are you male or female? your voice is very gay"
"I live in greece GREECE GREECE"
"come find me then little nigga"
"G R E E C E is where i live"
"HAY everybody in the streets of cardif this little kid here is a sheep shagger"
"what do u want to know?"
"what do u want to know"
"are there any fit birds in cardif?"
"yo"
"are u on your own?"
"WHO LET THE DOGS OUT!"
"your mum is up for rent"
"i am not in there i am about 1000 miles from there"
"in a different country"
"I am not in that building."
"i am going now bye!"
"its a very quiet evening...without much conversation taking place...is it the bad weather"
"dance with me, is this hey answer i have been looking for."
"eat me"
"drink me"
"once there was a bee called eric, who lived on the corner of my dining room floor. Why oh why did i hoover him up so cruelly? SHAME!"
"nice shoes, where did you get them?"
"who won the match"
"hello everybody how are you today"
"where are you all going, do you want to stop for a chat"
"you have lots of bags with you have you all been christmas shopping"
"come and say hello to me i can see and hear you on my computer"
"merry christmas everybody"
"lalalalalalala la la babababaaaaaabbbbbb"
"come and talk to me"
"gtbcdvftf bmhufndcxsgvgcdfgytrdftyffhgfr"
" are you in the mood for talking"
"whats your name"
"what are you taking a photograph of...come and talk to me"
"qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcv"
"i can see you taking photo graphs can you hear me, come and talk to me"
"what colour knickers are you wearing "
"what on earth "
"hello everyone how are you today"
"would you like to have a chat with me tonight? or are you all shy....come and av a go if you think your ard enough"
"sometimes i wonder why i bother trying to talk to you, no one is really listening, all i want to do is talk to you about anything really, the weather, football, shopping, christmas whatever you want.. if you want to talk to me come over here by my mouth and i can hear you and see you on my computer."
"south africa just beat wales in the rugby...23 to 13 what a shame....never mind its christmas soon"
"i can see a lot of feet and shopping bags...where have you been...."
"hello is anyone out there......."
"what is your name"
"have you all been drinking you sll look drunk to me"
"what the hellmis all that noise"
"hello there i can you all and i think some of you have had a feww beers......"
"hello there i can you all and i think some of you have had a feww beers......"
"hello there i can you all and i think some of you have had a feww beers......"
"hello can you hear me..if so please wave at the camera"
"whos legs are they...do you want to talk to us"
"nice arse whats your name if you turn round or bend down i can see you"
"have you been to the rugby...."
"have you been to the rugby...."
"hello"
"nice night, isn't it?"
"hello"
"hey, you there"
"hey, you there"
"talk to me"
"someone, please talk to me"
"someone, please talk to me"
"hello"
"what is your name"
"hello people i am in america"
"how are you doing"
"how are you doing"
"hi"
"how are you doingf"
"what is your name?"
"what is your name?"
"how are you doign"
"look at this i am in america"
"look at this i am in america"
"hi"
"--More--
Ri"
"hello from america"
"hi"
"hi"
"how are you doing"
"hello from america"
"what is your name?"
"what is your name?"
"hello from america"
"hello from america"
"someone please talk"
"someone please talk"
"hello people i am from america someone come over and please talk"
"hello people i am from america someone come over and please talk"
"hello people"
"how are you doing"
"how are you doing"
"hi person in the white jacket"
"hi person in the white jacket"
"hello people"
"hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi"
"hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi"
"what is everyone doing, i am watching you from my computer in america"
"what is everyone doing, i am watching you from my computer in america"
"how are you people doing"
"hurry up "
"hurry up "
"someone please talk to me"
"someone please talk to me"
"you ugly fucker"
"someone please talk i can hear what you are saying"
"how are you doing?"
"hi people"
"hi people"
"why are you all in a rush"
"why are you all in a rush"
"what is your name?"
"what is your name?"
"hello bobby"
"hello bobby"
"my name is Linda"
"Freeze! This is the cops"
"hello linda"
"freeze! this is the cops"
"Hey, you there. stop"
"I'm watching you"
"yes you"
"I love you"
"Will you marry me?"
"Please say yes"
"I love you and you are so beautiful"
"Oh, my!!"
"Oh, my!!"
"Happy birthday"
"Wazzzzzzzzzup!?????"
"Can I talk to anyone please"
"HEY U MOTHER FUCKERS !!!!!!!! WASSSSSSSUP"
"I love you and you are so beautiful"
"Does anyone want to talk?"
"Does anyone want to talk?"
"hello"
"blah blah blah"
"ahhh"
"My name is Linda and I am from America"
"Tak to me"
"I love you and you are so beautiful. Will you marry me? Hey you there, I am talking to you. Talk back. My name is Linda."
"Hello. I can see you, you can't see me. My name is Linda. Please respond. What are you doing there, sir. Stop, in the name of the law. Who is singing."
"Hello. I can see you, you can't see me. My name is Linda. Please respond. What are you doing there, sir. Stop, in the name of the law. Who is singing.ight time. Will you please answer me. My name is Linda."
"He he he."
"How old are you?"
"I hear you laughing."
"I can hear you guys. My name is Linda."
"Please talk back"
"ha ha ha he he he ha ha ho he ha"
"Talk to me, I can hear you. "
"What is your name"
"My name is Linda"
"Say something"
"I am from America"
"What? What resturant?"
"What time is it there"
"answer me"
"hi people"
"What time is it there?"
"It is one twenty-two here in America"
"it is one thirty in america. What time is it there?"
"I KNOW THAT YOU CAN HEAR MY THOUGHTS, miaw miaw miaw miaw miaw miaw...miaw miaw miaw miaw miaw."
"Greeting Cardiff from Edinburgh"
"goodan tug"
"Please speak to me"
"Hello is there anybody there"
"HEY THERE!!!"
"doo doooo doooo"
"doo du doo du doo du"
"where am i?"
"Morning all!"
"hello cardiff!"
"hello cardiff"
"oi you, yes you. What are you looking at?"
"Pick your feet up fatty"
"I'm watching you"
"Though the weather outside is frightful, but the fire is so delightful. And though we have no place to go, let it snow let it snow let it snow."
"nice coat"
"Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllandysiliogogogoch"
"What's in your bag?"
"what are you doing?"
"Attention, attention, this is an emergency. Evacuate repeat evacuate.....NOW!"
"THIEF, THIEF, THIEF, THIEF, THIEF"
"Lookin good swwet thing"
"hello! how are you?"
"Don't walk away from me"
"hey, I'm talking to you. You in the black coat!"
"I'm watchin you, pick that up, you crazy som bitch"
"Boo!"
"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa"
"parp"
"What have you bought?"
"Baz stop writing obscenities!"
"Have you bought me a christmas present?"
"I can see you"
"Ian jenkins of 9 marlborough road is ginger"
"Carys...............Carys.....................Come back!"
"ok, I'm here"
"Do I know you? Yeah you"
"helllo????"
"Hello Cardiff!"
"Please stop and talk to me!"
"This is the voice of the mysterons!"
"Did you hear that a man was just kicked to death by a chicken?"
"Hello Church Street - my name is Suzanne!"
"I'd like to take you on a slow boat to China"
"It's not unusual to be loved by anyone"
"Why does my heart feel so bad?"
"What goes on in Cardiff after dark!"
"What's new pussycat?"
"I love you "
"I really truly love"
"You, and only you!"
""
"who are you?"
"ho ho ho"
"don't even think about doing that"
"is anyone there"
"why is noone else here"
"who are you anyway"
"why is it always raining in cardiff?"
""
"ho hum hum"
"why does it always rain in cardiff?"
"oh you all look very wet"
"hello you who are you"
"hello you who are you"
"go and splash in that puddle"
"kiss me quick"
"blah blah blah why will no one listen to what i have to say?"
"blah blah blah why will no one listen to what i have to say?"
"chow to you too"
"come back here you look like a nice young man"
"what would you like for christmas"
"comne and sit on my lap and tell me what you would like for christmas"
"but are you a nice young man?"
"what kind of nice young man woudl ignore a lovely voice like me"
"i'm doing just fine"
"who is that little girl?"
"come over here and give me a nice christmas cuddle"
"come over here and give me a nice christmas cuddle"
"come over here and give me a nice christmas cuddle"
"come back here right now!"
"helloo....hello...shomair..butt. "
"HELLO HOW ARE YOU"
"how are you Butty wutty."
"Hey.....you.....wipe ...that...grin... off ....yer ....face....eh?"
"stop. speak to me"
"cooooooooooooeeeeeeeeee.............coooooooooooooeeeeeeeeh......"
"hello"
"HELLO!"
"is there anybody there"
"i can see you"
"SPEAK TO ME"
"orrite .......butteeee.....rrrrrrraaaaaaaa.......rrrraaaaaaaaa......."
"orrite .......butteeee.....rrrrrrraaaaaaaa.......rrrraaaaaaaaa......."
"this is very slow"
"HELLO"
"why will nobody speak to me"
"speak to me"
"stop. speak to me"
"YES YOU ON THE STREET SPEAK TO ME"
"Emmeeeee.."
"Emmeeeee.."
"Emmeeeee.."
"hello"
"it is still raining isn't it"
"HELLO YOU OUT THERE I CAN SEE YOU"
"Booooooooooooooooooooo"
"HELLO"
"HAVE YOU JUST FINISHED WORK"
"WHY WON'T YOU PASSERS BY SPEAK TO ME?....... PLEASE SPEAK TO ME!"
"HELLO"
"ruby"
"ruby"
"OH YOU OUT THERE PLEASE SPEAK TO ME!"
"ruby&chris"
"ruby&chris"
"PLEASE SPEAK TO ME I WONT BITE"
"SPEAK TO ME"
"ruby & chris say he"
"PLASE JUST SPEAK TO ME...... YES YOU!"
"i love you"
"i love you"
"HELLO HOW ARE YOU"
"WHY WON'T YOU PASSERS BY SPEAK TO ME?....... PLEASE SPEAK TO ME!"
"wazzzeh mum & dad"
"SAY HELLO TO ME PLEASE"
"I CAN HEAR YOU. SO SPEAK TO ME!"
"ya mum is a faggot and you take it up the arse!"
"ya mum is a faggot and you take it up the arse!"
"OH YOU OUT THERE PLEASE SPEAK TO ME!"
"is anyone there?"
"I AM TALKING T O YOU"
"hear my now ride the poonanie, ride the poonanie, bow salecta"
"please, somebody help me!!"
"Pudda, pudda, pudda!"
"HI THERE I CAN SEE YOU ON THIS WEB CAM.; I CAN ALSO HEAR YOU SO PLAESE SPEAK TO ME!"
"oi wanker"
"NO I AM NOT HAVING A LAUGH"
"dick, dick, dick"
"WHATS UP !"
"all you people in cardif are mother fuckers"
"who let the dogs out? who, who ,who, who let the dogs out "
"wazz sup jip!"
"people of cardif talk to me now! niggaz"
"who said n i g g a z "
"Mother Fucking J I P"
"snoop dog! ya da da da dar its the mother fucking J I P"
"Still J I P"
"Damn near put your face in your lap"
"rain drain rain drain"
"yo its hit man, i aint at the crib right now, if youd like to leave your name and number i will get back to you, unless its tammies ugly ass i aint fucking with you"
"Niggerz be the King but the Ace is back"
"everybody!! Listen to ME!"
"stuff it up, take that dick off your shoulder and put it in your mouth"
"Oi, you. Yes you."
"Still the mother fucking J I P"
"Come over hear!"
"hello everyone"
"I need to take a piss."
"I get bored doing this all day"
"hay you over there, yes you, stop wanking over there in the courner"
"Listen up all yall mother fuckers"
"you look like a big wet fart"
"stop sucking that blokes penis."
"hi"
"dawn, is that you again?"
"is there anyone on line at the moment apart from me? hello on the street - who are you?"
"please stop and talk to me - it's very lonely here on the floor on mty own"
"Hello......"
"Are you going home......."
"Where do you live. Cardiff perhaps"
"look down here. i don't bite you know. touch me if you dare"
"The greatest crime a man can commit is to enter a human heart, find love, and kill it. Sorry Vic."
"Talk to me"
"Everyone moves so fast nowadays"
"Hello Mr. Man"
"I lost my body"
"in a car crash"
"I'm not from here"
"I like your hair"
"Both of you"
"Busy day?"
"Smile!"
"La la la la la"
"Watch your step there"
"Don't tread on me!"
"Ow!"
"Big Brother is watching you"
"Nobody wants to talk to strangers"
"Hello"
"How are you all?"
"So many people"
"tossers"
"Bye bye"
"Hi there"
"Dont stamp on me"
"I hate the rain"
"Rain rain go away"
"Woo hoo"
"12th International Film Festival of Wales"
"I can see you"
"Don't hurt me!"
"Sucks"
"You have very large feet"
"Bing bing bing"
"Fitter, happier"
"Less productive"
"Goo ga goo"
"Hello there"
"I'm sorry my voice is so expressionless"
"Can anyone see my body? I seem to have mislaid it"
"Tum te tum tum tum"
"big bag man"
"sticks and stones"
"old father time"
"are you going home from work now?"
"break my bones"
"What do you call a man with a spade on his head?"
"I don't know."
"Help me"
"come to the 12th International Film Festival in Chapter between 29th november and the 9th of December"
"Help"
"Help"
"will be lovely"
"a b c d e f g h i j k l"
"Hi emma - it's me. We went to the same school"
"m n o p q r s t u v w x"
"x x x x x x x x"
"kiss me"
"i need a hug"
"touch me"
"what's in your bag?"
"you have a certain style"
"my head hurts"
"Once upon a time there was a man"
"with no head"
"and only a mouth"
"give us a kiss, go on"
"la la lee la la"
"mmmmmmmmm"
"doughnuts"
"car! look out!"
"i am happy "
"hello"
"book now for the film festival"
"word"
"word up"
"what are you doing there?"
"slow down"
"sloooooow"
"whats a computer"
"whats a computer i want an answer"
"oh how I love this dirty old town"
"Iím Colin. Terminal Colin. Close friends get to call me TC. Closer ones get to perform interventions. "
"Ah, Colin, what seems to be the problem?"
"Ah, Colin, what seems to be the problem?"
"hello?"
"Doctor, before we start, before you say anything, I think you should realise: I know where you live. I know where your kids to go school. "
"Now just dwell on that for a while before you come with the head-shaving and the chemical coshes and the strapping down and the hundred and fifty volts slamming through my forebrain - okay?"
"I see you!"
"Now just dwell on that for a while before you come with the head-shaving and the chemical coshes and the strapping down and the hundred and fifty volts slamming through my forebrain - okay?"
"hiya!"
"Thereís a vicar and a tart. The vicarís a bit nervous, itís his first time with a prostitute. Whatídíyou do? he says. Hand job for a tenner, blow job for twenty, shag for thirty, says the tart.And the vicar suddenly remembers his ordination when he made his vows to the Lord and he was young and idealistic, and determined to change the world for the better: and he looks at himself now, having given up on his congregation and lost his faith in God and going to a prostitute because he wants to indulge in degrading sex acts that he doesnít dare ask his wife to perform with him. The vicar breaks down and starts crying. And the tart looks at him and scowls and says - oh for fuckís sake, you think Iím in this for fun. I got kids to feed, you know, donít waste my bastard time. In that case, says the vicar, how much do you charge for anal, without a condom?"
"hello from the United States!"
""
"where are you going?"
"I am in the united states."
"wedgy"
"Will you accept this cookie? I accepted the cookie. I thought it made things better, but now I feel they are watching me. Do you feel they are watching you? Did you accept their cookie?"
"where are you going?"
"Are we here?"
"what time is it?"
"I am in the U S"
"All I want for Christmas is the ability to feel human emotion, and possibly a soul"
"It is 2 o'clock in the afternoon here"
"hello"
"Come to Mommy. Come on. Come on. Mommy has presents for you. Mommy has sweet things. Come to Mommy now children"
"what's for dinner?"
"hello there people"
"Can you here me , can you help me."
"listen to me "
"i've got something to tell you"
"hello from you wick"
"is there anyone out there "
"oi!"
"who else is online?"
"come on you bunch of thickos , speak to me"
"happy easter "
"say somthing then"
"who ate all the pies?"
"welsh people are all very rude"
"is anyone going to talk to us?"
"you looking at me?"
"whats a computer"
"word up "
"take me to your leader"
"test"
"hello my name is carol What's yours"
"I'm down here. Don't step on me"
"Stop Stop Police Police"
"hello church street - is there anyone there who would like to speak to me?"
"please stop and talk to me"
"Jack Army"
""
"is there anyone out there?"
"is there anyone out there?"
"please talk to me"
"I am watching you"
"nice white shoes"
"and long skirt too"
"say hello to your friend on the mobile"
"kate are u there?"
"nice hair love"
"u just been to Tony and Guy?"
"I can't see u "
"turn round three times you egit"
"nice coat - from oxfam?"
"cheeky cow yourself"
"hello you old slapper"
"whats in your bag"
"you are very old"
"old tart but not as old as viv"
"stop skiving from work!"
"mobiles addle your brain"
"help me"
"please help me "
"I am failing foundation art"
"hello whats your name"
"Hey good looking"
"hello"
"please speak to me"
"what is your name"
"please speak to me"
"hello"
"please speak to me"
"does nobody in cardiff speak"
"why will no one speak to me"
"hey you with the hair please come here"
"please speak to me"
"hello"
"what is your name"
"my name is mark"
"please speak to me"
"i love tits"
"i love fannys"
"hey ugly suck my cock"
"hey ugly suck my cock"
"Kelly! Kelly! Give me a pastie"
"hello Cardiff"
"GIVE ME A PASTIE!!!!!"
"Nice meal?"
"how was your italian?"
"hello boys"
"bugger meeeee"
"LOOK AT ME!!!!"
"HELLO LADIES"
"hello there"
"WHERE IS THE SCREAMING MIDGET"
"ANYONE WANNA TALK TO ME???"
"HELLO"
"look up here"
"hello baby"
"speak to me"
"Topo Gigio, hello"
"hello"
"come to the internet exchange"
"get on line"
"hell"
"give me a pasty"
"lock that door well"
"good evening"
"where is Kelly?"
"hello Kelly"
"is that your man?"
"hello cardiff, what are you up to?"
"come on now, don't be shy"
"hi kelly"
"is there anybody out there? talk to me!"
"get on line at the internet exchange"
"hello"
"Hi blondie"
"come here"
"cute baby"
"hello"
"up here"
"you are blocking my light"
"if nobody in cardiff wants to speak to us, lets speak to each other!"
"hi, where are you all?"
"Hello"
"Where are you all going to"
"what are you doing"
"Stop right there"
"hello hello"
"lend us a tener"
"what are you on about"
"Big issue Big issue Big issue"
"I am God"
"Paul you loser"
"chris you like paul"
"I love fags"
"You killed kenny"
"look behind you!"
"is anybody there"
"speak up I can't hear you"
"Hello Hello Hello"
"What time is it"
"Happy Easter"
"you are mad"
"what is christmas"
"you are stupid"
"I can see you!"
"I am everywhere"
"get off my head"
"I can talk to everyone"
"I will buy you a drink - No No"
"I am someone else"
"chris"
"Hello Chris"
"I will not tell you who I am"
"hello from colchester avenue"
"stop asking questions"
"get a life"
"go home"
"I am bored"
"viv is dead"
"viv is still dead"
"call the police"
"i want a pasty"
"i want a pasty"
"where are all the women"
"feed me, feed me now"
"Where is the young lady"
"say hello for me to her"
"you look really stupid talking to nothing"
"why are you here every night?"
"hello"
"good evening"
"hello!"
"hello"
"what is your name"
"nice base ball hat but I think white is not your colour"
"loads of people"
"ow! Get off my face"
"I still want food"
"shouldn't you be at home?"
"please don't stand on me"
"what are your names"
"who wants a drink"
"Big brother is watching you!"
"i want to go to the pub"
"little man in blue"
"goodbye, goodbye, goodbye"
"why are you here again"
"Anyone want a pastie?The shops shut im afraid"
"any christmas bargains?"
"I am getting tired of seeing the same people"
"kevin"
"WHAT?"
"is that you kev?"
"stop whispering"
"tyrone?"
"talk to me"
"come yer tyrone"
"I can't hear you, you will have to shout"
"is paul there?"
"is paul there?"
"is that paul?"
"paul, how are you doing?"
"hello paul"
"paul, you are here again"
"haven't you got anything better to do than stand outside the pastie shop at 7 o clock at night?"
"I am bored"
"paul, is chris out tonight?"
"hi Chris"
"fiiiiiiiiiiissssssshhhhhh head"
"no"
"how's chris' s b"
"how's chris' s brother?"
"how's chris' s brother?"
"how's chris' s brother?"
"how's chris' s brother?"
"how's chris' s brother?"
"NO NO NO"
"how old are you you cheeky git"
"how old are you you cheeky git"
"like hell. 13"
"seventy eight"
"yes, this is dave."
"dave here"
"dave from tremorfa"
"what trainers are those?"
"this is chris"
"this is kylie"
"and this is darren"
"can't beat reeboks"
""
"PAUL"
"it's all gone quiet over there!"
"who ate all the pasties?"
"OIOIOIOI"
"you with the boxes"
"you two"
"oi you! stop!"
"oi!"
"come over here"
"come over here"
"come over here"
"anyone here from chapter?"
"hello cardiff"
"speak to me"
"oi! you. come over here"
"hello the world"
"you lot by the pub. come over here"
"you three"
"what's going on?"
"what's the score?"
"hello!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"you lot by the pub. come over here"
"oi"
"where's everyone gone?"
"you two"
"time's running out"
"you'd better say sometihng soon"
"we can't wait for ever"
"what's going on?"
"w"
"w"
"w"
"come over here"
"what trainers are those?"
"this is chris"
"who are you?"
"THIS AGREEMENT IS A LEGAL DOCUMENT. READ IT CAREFULLY BEFORE COMPLETING THE INSTALLATION PROCESS AND USING THE SOFTWARE. IT PROVIDES A LICENSE TO USE THE SOFTWARE AND CONTAINS WARRANTY INFORMATION AND LIABILITY DISCLAIMERS. BY INSTALLING AND USING THE SOFTWARE, YOU ARE CONFIRMING ACCEPTANCE OF THE SOFTWARE AND AGREEING TO BECOME BOUND BY THE TERMS OF THIS AGREEMENT. IF YOU DO NOT WISH TO DO SO, DO NOT COMPLETE THE INSTALLATION PROCESS. PROMPTLY RETURN THE ENTIRE PACKAGE TO THE PLACE WHERE YOU OBTAINED IT, FOR A FULL REFUND."
"moo moo land"
"good evening cardiff....how is everyone today"
"cool"
"speak to me"
"come here you"
"talk to me"
"stop here"
"are you ok"
"look here"
"i'm watching"
"hello"
"how are"
"you"
"hello"
"stop please"
"i'm stuck"
"help me"
"i'm small"
"hello"
"who you"
"nice bag"
"monkey tree"
"truck wheel"
"please stop and talk to me"
"having a nice day"
"wait for me"
"come to the film festival"
"talk to me"
"please talk to me"
"having a nice day shoppers of cardiff"
"please stop and talk to me i'm lonly"
"good evening cardiff"
"hello - would you like to stop and talk to me?"
"waz up"
"Is it raining?"
"i'd really like to speak to you you know"
"how are you today"
"hey you over there what have you been buying in town?"
"have you been buying lots of things for christmas?"
"what is your name"
"it's not much fun when no one talks to you is it. i would like someone to talk to me. i am not norman no mates"
"who is on line"
"wazzz uuupp"
"please stop and play with me please stop and play with me. please stop and play with me."
"wait and talk to me"
"is it cold"
"ell me something"
"this is me"
"your live on television"
"nice shoes"
"stop"
"cows have feee"
"did you spend much today"
"come closer"
"boo"
"whats in your bag"
"what time is it?"
"hello mr jones"
"dont walk away "ill shoot""
"waz up"
"what is your name "
"are you cold"
"how are you today"
"please dont wail away . stay and talk"
"nice bag"
"please dont walk away ther is a delay when italk"
"how are you"
"please stop and talk to me"
"my name is buce what is yours"
"please stand in the circle and talk to me"
"i can see and hear you"
"you are live on television"
"have you had anice day shopping"
"please stop and talk to me"
"my name is scott what is your name"
"Hi, my name is poopy bench"
"I can see you"
"Talk to me"
"Talk to me"
"Talk to me"
"Talk to me"
"Please talk to me"
"Thats rude"
"I'm just a lonely apple macintosh and I need a friend"
"Hey You there"
" Yes, you"
" How are you?"
" Stop Stop Stop and listen to what I have to say"
"Stop shopping and have a beer instead"
"due to at the welsh film festival fatigue in cannes will be shown at 4 pm and not 11.15 so at least we can get pissed"
"test"
"hello people in cardiff."
"happy christmas from brighton"
"d.b.f.m.radio live on the internet"
"hello"
"book now for the film festival"
"dubble u dubble u dubble u dot dbfm radio dot co dot u k"
"look behind you!"
"live three six five dot com"
"brighton is cool"
"hellooo"
"dubble u dubble u dubble u dot dbfm radio dot co dot u k"
"do you like scary movies?"
"look behind you"
"yo gav. are you on this?"
"i am over here!"
"help, i'm trapped in a computer"
"hello"
"are there any nice ladies out there?"
"help! let me out of this computer!"
"a computer needs love too!"
"hi penny"
"the internet is cool"
"the bells the bells. they hert me"
"hello Cardiff"
"he he"
"stop the bells!"
"i can see you over there"
"oieeeeee oieeeeee"
"hello people. how are you? i am fine thank you."
"stop the bells!"
"one. two. three. i can count!"
"i can hear you can you hear me."
"i am a clever computer. talk with mee"
"iiimmm going tooo get you "
"hello"
"hello ladies"
"dubble u dubble u dubble u dot dbfm radio dot co dot u k"
"ex ex ex ex"
"Hello, is anybody listening?"
"uk a duck"
"I love you all!"
"anyone playing t f c 2nite"
"the bells!!"
"Good bye, and good night, take care and sleep tight..."
"peace out"
"help me I'm trapped in this computer"
"so am i"
"yo any bitches in the place?"
"calm down"
"hey you waz up"
"please stop and talk to me"
"dont be afraid"
"having a nice day"
"please stop and talk to me dont walk away"
"what is your name"
"waaaazz uuup"
"stand on the light and talk to me"
"what is your name"
"how old are yoy"
"how old are you"
"please stop and talk to me"
"i can see you"
"i can hear and see every thing you do"
"dont be afraid to talk "
"please stand on the light and talk to me"
"have you bought any thing nice today"
"please be patiant when i talk to you there is a delay"
"having a nice day mr jones"
"whats up"
"please stand on the light and talk to me , but be patiant"
"please stop and talk to me"
"come to the 12th international film festival of wales at chapter arts"
"Dark Bazaar Dark bazaar dark bazaar live tonight at dempseys dempseys tonight dark bazaar dark bazaar"
"come to chapter arts film festival"
"dont walk away please stop and talk to me"
"is it cold out there"
"are you havig a nice day shopping"
"waaaaaaazzz uuuuuupp"
"please stop and talk to me"
"stand on the light and speak to me"
"nice bags"
"hey sexy how are you"
"hey sexy how are you"
"Dark Bazaar LIVE LIVE LIVE 2 nite 2 nite DEMPSEYS DEMPSEYS tonight Dark Bazaar Dark Bazaar live live tonight DempseysDark Bazaar LIVE LIVE LIVE 2 nite 2 nite DEMPSEYS DEMPSEYS tonight Dark Bazaar Dark Bazaar live live tonight Dempseys Upstairs tonight Live dark bazaar daaarrrk bazaaaar"
"hay sexy whar are you doing tonite"
"stop and talk to me"
"help me im stuck in another dimension"
"are you having a nice day shopping in cardiffs central"
"come to the film festival at chapter arts"
"someone please stop and talk to me stand on the light"
"hello hello heloo"
"stand on the light and say something and i will reply but be patiant"
"dont be shy stop and talk to me"
"stand on the light and i will talk to you "
"please stop and talk to me or i will get angr"
"stand on the light and talk to me"
"what is your name"
"my name is bruce \"
"my name is bruce "
"please stop and talk to me stand on the light and say something and i will reply in a couple of seconds"
"i've had enough please stop and talk to me"
"please stop and talk to me"
"hello"
"what is your name"
"loads of respect for all you out there"
"please stop and talk to me"
"wassss uuuup"
"stand on the light and i will talk to you"
"come closser"
"how are you"
"the man with black trousers come closser"
"the man stood by the bakery stand on the light"
"could the man that is near the light stand on it and i will talk to you"
"hello out there how are you all this evening"
"please stand on the light"
"i can see you dont be shy"
"im watching you please stand on the light or you will be forced"
"come and talk to me"
"hurry up and stand on the light"
"could the man with the blue shirt stand on the light"
"talk to me"
"helo"
"helo, anyone want to talk?"
"try me"
"stop! Arhoswch dwisho siarad"
"where are you going"
"hey hey sexy "
"is it still raining out there "
"please"
"you look very nice come and talk to me"
"is it wet out there"
"fucking hell"
"is it nice and wet out there"
"ohfuck"
"you smell "
" fuck you"
"having a nice daty"
"how are you doing lads"
"ha ha ha is you getting wet"
"i'm singing in the rain."
"HELLO"
"HELLO"
"YOUR ROUND NEXT"
"THE BELLS, THE BELLS"
"hello you georgeous people fancy a chat or are you aa yo busy to stop.......why not come and have a chat with me. Is it still raining our there......can you see my mouth, i can see and hear you if you speak to me"
"FILM FESTIVAL NOW ON"
"You smell"
"hello"
"who are you"
"hello"
"merry christmas everyone"
"where are you?"
"help"
"help"
"cough"
"can you hear me/"
"tis the season to be jolly"
"do you like scary movies?"
"hello"
"hello anyone there?"
"ha ha ha"
"heeeeeeeeeelo"
"are you a real person, or are you just a moving picture"
"jkfdghfjkjdgkjg"
"look behind you"
"you are talking bollox mate"
"oi ugly"
"who's just farted"
"talk to me"
"who the hell do you think you arte"
"bewnd over so I can spank you"
"please bend over"
"please bend over"
"please bend over"
"he he he he"
"he"
"he he he he"
"he he he he"
"eat my shorts"
"aliens have landed"
"!"£$%^&*()_+"
"!"£$%^&*()_+"
"you are talking rubbish"
"it's raining cats and ants"
"z'ha'dum"
"tits tits tits"
"tits tits tits"
"tits tits tits"
"big yo from the staines massive"
"qwertyuiop"
"hahehahehahe"
"hello"
"hello"
"Tis an ill wind that blows no minds"
"the tao that can be expressed cannot be understood"
"God bless the infesticons"
"I like the colour of your cardigan"
"street lights, its the only place i know"
"the planet is not for sale"
"hello bald man"
"shwmae"
"shwmae"
"shwmae"
"hello cardiff"
"nice trousers, are they your favourite"
"help there is a fire"
"help me. i am trapped in this camera"
"let me out of this camera"
"ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooofoooooooooooooogoooooooooooooo"
"wooooo goooooo fooooo ooooooo nice jeeens"
"boo"
"ha ha you are all under my control"
"Hoi you"
"oes na bobl?"
"fancy a pint?"
"Big Issue?"
"Bonnet de douche!"
"is anyone there?"
"I see you there why won't you stop?"
"what did you buy at next?"
"are you looking at the pasties, or are you looking at me?"
"I am a magic mouth"
"hello what is your name?"
"whos the baby?"
"whos the baby?"
"look at the magic mouth"
"hello babie what is your name?"
"talk to me, so I can hear you"
"I like babies?"
"is it happy hour at o'neils at the moment?"
"I am a magic mouth why don't you kiss me?"
"hello hello hello"
"hello"
"more tea vicar?"
"can I have two pepperoni' pizza's and two bottles of lager please"
"for Christ's sake someone give the whistler some money to shut him up"
"any bargains in Poundstretcher?"
"hello there"
"hello everybody"
"hello, what you are doing there"
"wie heisst ihr"
"hi there"
"I WANT TO FEEL PASSION"
"i want to feel pain"
"i want to weep at the sound of your name"
"hello cardiff"
"stop listen to me"
"nice rain coat"
"oi you"
"get me out of here will you"
"hello kids"
"i am from the planet zarvox"
"we will take no prisonerz"
"i am small, green and smell a bit of satsumaz"
"wotz in the bag"
"dont walk away"
"stop there"
"lisen to meeeee"
"alright misder"
"hello"
"tork too me"
"wotz, in, the, bag"
"hiya"
"i want to feel pashon, i want to feel pain"
"do, not, work, away"
"stop, and, tork, awhile"
"i, want to, weep at the sound of your name"
"oy"
"yoo guddah unnerstan"
"iym kaytee paree"
"hoo are yoo"
"skerughseirugn i"
"van, van, van, van, van ,van"
"van, van, van, van, van ,van"
"work, like an, eejipshun"
"stop, in the name of love, beefor yoo brayk my hart"
"doo wah diddy diddy dum diddy dooooooooooooo"
"dooooo ddoooooooo deeeeee deeeeeeee larrrrrrrrrrr larrrrrrrrrrr grrrrrrrrrrr"
"ow my god, yoor pantz ar forling down"
"doo yoooooo think iym sexeeeeee"
"how ar yoo"
"get off my mowth"
"no tred on my mowth"
"duz, anybodee no wear the toilets arrrrrr"
"sha la la la leeeee yeaa"
"stik em up, yoo sond of hayydees"
"stik em up, yoo sons of hayydees"
"stik em up, yoo sons of hayydeess"
"dont just stand thair, tork too me"
"pleez dont tred ion my mowth"
"yakeee darrrrr"
"tork too me"
"sara, iz that yoo"
"duz, aneewun here no steev"
"bad shoooz"
"get off meye mowth"
"hello steev"
"how ar yoo"
"eyem o kay"
"hello"
"been dooing sum shopping"
"its me"
"iyv got an umbreller"
"hello everybodee"
"downt go"
"my name is sid"
"merree crismus"
"hello felluz"
"how are you all"
"neys trowsers"
"therz a teyem delay"
"finish in a minute"
"hello kidz"
"merree crismuz kids"
"got, to, go now"
"a drink"
"teyem delay"
"byeeeeeeeeeee"
"are yoo mad"
"byeeeeeeeeeeee"
"go howm"
"good bye"
"oes na bobl?"
"iz that yoo dayv"
"hello"
"iz that me joolee"
"keep on runin, keep on heyedin"
"itz mee, alee, alee gee"
"Oi!"
"booyakasharrrrrrrrrrr"
"tork too me me jooleee"
"dont bee so rood"
"stand by my mowth, so eye can see yoo"
"pleez stop"
"i wanna feel pashun, i wanna feel pain, i wanna weep at the sownd of yor naym"
"yor live on t v"
"welcum too publik street stop"
"yoor, live on channel twentee three"
"this is daveena speeking"
"this iz l eyev brordcarst"
"iz that yoo steev"
"alreyet mayte"
"steev, is that reelee yoo"
"stop and tork too me"
"owch"
"how are yoo"
"yoor on telee"
"hello paul"
"get off my mowth"
"how arr yoo orl"
"poorl, iz that yoo"
"cum over heer"
"itz mee, kay tee "
"eye am on the floor"
"hi ya"
"cum and have a chat"
"dont just stand there gigling"
"cum and tork too me"
"iz that yoo die"
"say hello, eye dair yoo"
"cum clowser so eye can see yoo"
"eye wont yoor shoe in meye mowth"
"mmmmmm, thats gooood"
"doo yoo no hoo eye am"
"eye reel e dough no"
"who has the dertee larf"
"cum and speek too me"
"cum over yerr"
"waaappppfeowriugnbv"
"hello"
"eye like yoor shooz"
"can eye hav yoor number"
"hello"
"get yerrrr and have a tork"
"stop and have a chat with mee"
"nice bum"
"I just signed on - are there many people out there on line?"
"arr yoo steev"
"get off my fayce"
"eye am veree lownlee"
"cum and speek with mee"
"stop and chat"
"this,,is,,moor ,,fun ,,than,, shopping"
"hello elwin"
"cum over here"
"free stuff, free stuff"
"lets have a tork"
"hello boyz"
"cum heer"
"wear arr yoo gowing"
"har har har, har har har"
"oi yoo too"
"cum over heer"
"oi yoo too, , yes, yoo too"
"stop larfing at mee"
"CUM HEER"
"DO YOO WANT TOO BEE ON TEE VEE"
"THIS IS A LIVE WEB CARST"
"YOO AR ON THE INTERNET"
"hello steev, get over heer"
"i'm off now, goodbye"
"goodniyt cardiff"
"cum over heer"
"yoo too"
"cum closer"
"cum heer, itz fun"
"Good Evening"
"do not bee a frayed"
"stop for a bit"
"tell mee a seecret"
"stop"
"hello there"
"wair arr yoo gowing"
"cum bak heer"
"cum speek too mee"
"spare a few minitz"
"cum tork with mee"
"eyem not going til yoo cum heer"
"hello, do not bee a frayed"
"this is zarvox corling earth"
"bye bye, bye bye, bye bye"
"is there a taff out there"
"cedwyn aled"
"Hello"
""
"Hello from florida"
""
"What beautiful people you are"
"I would love to speak to one of you there"
"dark bazaar rock "
"Do not be shy,come speak to me"
"I am on my computer in Florida speaking to you all now"
"Anybody there to talk to please"
"please stand on the light and talk to me"
"The pursuit of Knowledge in any form creates an energy of acceptance"
"what is your name"
"My name is Holly"
"nice bags"
"what is your name"
"show us your shopping lady"
"I would like to meet you seriously"
"Is cardiff a good place to live"
"whoever implemented this art program is very smart"
"Love is the answer to all problems"
"God bless you all in Cardiff"
"hello hello hello hello goodbye"
"we are watching yooooooo"
"weeeee are watching yoooooooooooooooooo"
"Hello to you all"
"Merry christmas"
"Happy New Year"
"I am speaking to you all from my computer in America"
"What a brave new world it is indeed"
"hello my friends"
"hello darkness my old friend hello darkness my old friend hello darkness my old friend hello darkness my old friend hello darkness my old friend"
"please stay and tak to me i am lonely please talk to me"
"i am so sad and lonely i need you to stay and talk to me please i am lonely so talk to me please please please"
"i am scared and lonely and i need a friend so please take a moment to say hello to someone who needs to be talked to and listened to please"
"hello please don't step on me"
"wassuuuup"
"hello from kieran murphy"
"hello from philip scully raaaa"
"wwf rules by chris jericho"
"hello cardiff and kieran murphy"
"the bells!!!bells!!bells!!"
"Big Brother is watching you!"
"hey you! Come here!"
""
"could you come here a second please."
"Could someone get me the hell out of this fucking box?"
"Anyone?"
"It's really cramped..."
"Excuse me sir"
"teah, you"
"hello"
"Could you come over here a second please?"
"Load up on guns, bring your friends. It's fun to lose and to pretend."
"Could someone please step into the blue light?"
"hello"
"could you help me please?"
"I seem to be stuck"
"hey you"
"Could someone please step into the blue light and do a little dance."
"Come on monkey boy. dance!"
"Doesn't anyone want to talk to me? I'm awfully lonely..."
"help! I'm stuck!"
"You are all going to DIE!!!"
"We know where you live"
"We know how you think"
"I'm singing in the rain, just singing in the rain. What a glorious feeling I'm happy again."
"Karma Police, Arrest this man he talks in maths. He buzzes like a fridge. He's like a detuned radio. Karma Police, arrest this girl her hitler hairdo is making me feel ill and we have crashed her party. This is what you get, this is what you get, this is what you get when you mess with us."
"hello"
"Could someone please get me out of this motherfucking box!!!!!!"
"That's it.,You all bore me. I'm going to go look at harcore porn on the web..."
"Taffpac on sale at the Chapter"
"Come to the Chapter and buy your copy of Taffpac signed by the author"
"Welcome to Cardiff Come to the Chapter and buy your copy of Taffpac signed by the author Joanna Davies"
"u have a fat head"
"oh dear u smell pretty bad tonight"
"really, u do smell awful"
"say hi, you are live world wide on the internet"
"oi, u smell"
"please, be quiet, i am trying to sleep"
"what is your name, it does not matter what your name is"
"what, is, your, name, it, does, not, matter, what, your, name, is"
"if you smell, la, la, la, la what, the rock, is, cooking"
"what, is your name, it doesnt, matter, what your, name is"
"you what , gerald, i, got, i got, a stiffy"
"your fat, your skinny, but your, both, fucking, ugly"
"hey you, stop, dont move, this is, a police, warning, excuse me, stop, i said, stop, come back, here, at, once"
"this, is, big brother, come, to the, diary, room"
"stop thief, stop, hey you, stop, at once, i am, going to, call the, police, stop thief"
"stop, thief, stop, thief, i know, who you, are, and where, you, live, you are, in big, trouble, mister"
"wassssssuuuuuuuuppppppp"
"that, man, tried, to have sex, with me, "
"stop thief, stop thief, call nine, one, one, stop thief, i know, who you, are, your, busted, mister"
"you, smell, of, poo"
"stop, hold, it, right, there"
"its, shaggy"
"i, speak, good, english, you know"
"wehei"
"oi cheeky"
"cheeky monkey"
"get a job"
"big issue"
"echo"
"twat"
"monkey for sale"
"nice shoes"
"bitch"
"who farted?"
"is that you smelling of haddock and chips?"
"kiss my arse"
"this is the police come out with your hands up"
"poo poo cack cack smelly fishy poo poo wee wee"
"smelly smelly cak cak pooey farty stink stink arse"
"rhoeth goraee eethee a watcho loskee"
"i'm gonna come like a horse, if not, i'm gonna ride you like one goddamit!"
"hiya"
"hello, anyone there?"
"Hello?"
"ricky hoyw"
"my name is beth poooooooooo"
"nice blue light and I heard a very loud mac sound!"
"now I can see pebbles"
"hello dean, I know you are in there"
"the voice seems a bit too loud at the moment, can't hear it clearly back throuhg the mac"
"ooooh I can see the mouth now!"
"I think you must have clicked the mouse as the mouth has gone away, give me a call as I can see the projection and I can talk you through it"
"stupidly I didn't ask you for your mobile number, so call me!"
"is it embarrassing that i'm talking to you so loudly"
"kjhgkhg"
"hello dean, how loud is that?"
"blah blah stop or I will spank you"
"come back here i am really sorry"
"is this hitting red"
"is this hitting red"
"thats better"
"thats better"
"oooooh to you to"
"oooooooooooooooo"
"aaaaaaaaaa"
"ooooh er"
"hi"
"lee davies a whanker"
"go to odeon for a free drink now"
"stop theive stop"
"see you"
"go to odeon cinema for a free drink"
"yes you there"
"yes lee davies are you there"
""
"stop you"
"lyn hi"
"you peasants"
"po lice police here"
"doorman here now"
"arrest that man"
"lee davies you twat"
"merry christmas all"
"hi i see you"
"what your name"
"please comeback "
"so free drinks at odeon now go there "
"hello"
"stop"
""
"fancy a chat"
"shaolinmonks buy your tickets at cardiff arena now on sale"
"girls come here please"
""
""
"hey"
"hi"
"hey you stop"
"yes you"
"yes you"
"stop there"
"hello"
"get out of the way of my camera"
"Did you people know that you are live on internet right now?"
"you are live on candid camera"
"arse"
"arse arse arse arse arse"
"i am free to do anything"
"You people are live on internet right now!!..... i bet you didnt know that!!"
"look at the pasty shop window, smile to the camera, i am live from new york looking at you right now"
"look further down, and smile "
"hello cardiff, you people are live on internet now, i am from new york and can see you"
"hello people of Cardiff, you are live on the jerry springer show, live from Chicago"
"go towards the pasty shop window, and look at the camera, i can see you!!... i am in New york City"
"hello, People of Cardiff, you are live... yes live...on the American T.V Show... Jerry Springer"
"look at the pasty shop window, and you will see a camera, i can see you!... Live from New York!!!"
"on the floor you should see a tongue near the pasty shop, i did that....all the way from New York City... from www.inconversation.com"
"i can see you people live from Memphis Tennessee via the internet..... ha ha ha thank you very much"
"hey you mr. crouching down looking at the tongue, i can see you live via the internet, from New York City USA"
"i can hear u too, i am on internet live from New York City..... hello"
"bye"
"well hello"
"and how are u today?"
"is it always raining in cardiff?"
"well hello do you like pasties?"
"please stop a while and have a little conversation with me?"
"how can you just walk past when I want to talk to you?"
"how many pasties do you eat in a week?"
"talk to me"
"bend over for a spanking"
"go on then, bend over for me"
"don't run away"
"please don't run away"
"do you think I'm naughty"
"what is your name?"
"what is your name?"
"go on tell me your name"
"come back or I will have to bend you over for a spanking"
"come back or I will have to bend you over for a spanking"
"hanky spanky"
"hanky spanky"
"I can see you looking at those pasties"
"oh go jump in that puddle"
"hanky spanky what a "
"which pastie have you chosen?"
"am I the only person here already?"
"come back, all is not forgiven"
"come back, all is not forgiven"
"I really do love you"
"do you love me too?"
"I am very sad"
"please love me too"
"I am feeling very lovely here"
"hello dan and gerald....can you here me"
"oy you"
"anybody listening"
"anybody there"
"oy you"
"hey you"
"shwmai"
"giddey up horsey"
"betcha dic a rankasaurus"
"beeg eeshoo"
"hello, speak to me"
"hello, speak to me"
"hoi u"
"this gai is a seerious arsehole"
"whaaaaaaaaaaaassssup"
"exterminate"
"she's a model and she looks so good"
"oooooooooooooohhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaahhhhhhooooooooiiiiiiiiiiiimmmmmmmmmmmssssssssssssssooooooooooo"
"eeeaieeaioo"
"is anyone there"
"siared cymraeg"
"is anyone there"
"talk to me"
"talk to me"
"please talk to me I'm so lonely and cold"
"please talk to me I'm so lonely and cold"
"watch my lips, they're talking to you"
"w"
"watch my lips, they're talking to you"
"just talk for god's sake"
"is there anybody out thereu"
"hi there"
"still working"
"hello"
"dark bazaar rock your cock"
"hey you"
"jhi"
"please stop and talk"
"hey you"
"shoot him"
"stop thieves"
"hi"
"hello there, has anyone noticed the strange santa claus on ladders climbing up things in the town centre?"
"when i first heard the voices in church street i thought it was coming from the santa claus on ladders!"
"hello"
"dewch i chapter, dewch i chapter"
"oes na bobl"
"simon is a twat"
"simon of cardiff is a sex machine!"
"AH AH AH OH YES !!! YES YES YES OHH YES!!"
"i bet you wondered what that was didnt u..... well it was me!!... the small black box in the doorway next to the pasty shop"
"THE ROCK SAYS THIS, CARDIFF IS THE BEST DAMN PLACE HE HAS EVER SEEN, IF YOU SMELL WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKING!"
"WHO LET THE DOGS OUT? WHO WHO WHO WHO WHO"
"EXCUSE ME, DO YOU HAVE A MINT? OR PERHAPS SOME BANOKKA!"
"hooray you are working"
"Hello there"
"Hows your christmas shopping going?"
"It looks quite wet out there"
"Is it still raining?"
"Have you bough all of your presents yet?"
"Why wont anyone speak to me?"
"Am i really that boring?"
"Watch out behind you"
"Hey you, come on over and say hello"
"Ouch"
"Smile your on candid camera"
"HIYA PEOPLE "
"You are live on in conversation dot com"
"Is there anybody out there?"
"Doesn't anybody want to talk to me?"
"I luv hayley"
"Help me, help me, wont somebody help me?"
"I love each and every one of you"
"shut up you noisy little git"
"Hey you there you having the conversation, why dont you include me in it?"
"Whats that noise?"
"Come on talk to me"
"I aint looking for nothing but a good time, how can i resist?"
"Jingle bells jingle bells jingle all the way"
"Oh what fun it is to ride in a one horse open sleigh oh"
"Silent night, holy night, all is calm, all is bright"
"Boo"
"Dont step by there, its a puddle"
"simon of cardiff is a sex machine"
"hello"
"shut up you noisy wanker"
"badger"
"Chris is a tosser!!!..... "
"Simon of Cardiff, the fattest person in Wales!!... so dont mess with him or he will eat you for dinner"
"move that bloody truck i cant see nothing"
"Coleg Glan Hafren sucks a monkeys left nipple"
"badger"
"Joseph Pinnell who lives in the pentwyn area of cardiff is a mincer"
"ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo"
"ffwrch"
"coc y gath"
"twll din pob sais"
"hello"
"a"
"am i too late? is it eight o clock yet?"
"hello. are you getting wet out there?"
"hello!!!"
"speak to me"
"have you done all your christmas shopping?"
"you!"
"you!"
"hello from colchester avenue, cardiff"
"what time is it?"
"you two"
"where are you going?"
"where are you going?"
"can you hear me? what are you doing?"
"you lot. what?"
"stop there."
"go home now"
"hello chapter"
"what time is it out there?"
"stop there"
"stop. stop. wait. halt. don't moove"
"hello! what are you up to?"
"nice crisps?"
"shouldn't you be at home by now?"
"1 2 3 4 5 6 7 78 7 8 9 10"
"lalalalalalalala ooooo mmmmm ttttpppppssssmmmmmnnnnnnnnnnrrrrrrrrrrrrppppppps"
"mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn sssssssssssssssssssssiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiipppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppfffffffffffffffffffffffffftttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt"
"alalallalalalal neeeenenenenenenenenen momomomomomomom lolololoo"
"lalalalalalaall mmmnononononnnnnnnnnnnnnooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooonnnnnnnnnnnnn rrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasssssssssssssssssssssssssssssttttttttttttttttttttttttttttoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooop"
"monononononononomonomonomononon oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa"
"wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww"
"inout inout inout inout inout inout inout inout"
"hello"
"hello"
"Big issue mate, do you want a copy "
"Resistance is futile"
"who is in that van"
"Hey big nose are you ignoring me"
"Hey big nose are you ignoring this message"
"resistance is futile"
"giddy up horsie"
"yo de ley deehoo"
"Hey would anybody like to buy a copy of the big issue there are plenty of people selling it "
"Hey big nose buy a copy"
"Resistance is futile"
"Go on buy a copy of the big issue big nose"
"Merry christmas and thank you for buying a copy of the big issue big nose "
"Put your hand in your pocket you Know you need a copy"
"The sun has got his hat on"
"Resistance is futile"
"Would you like an ice cream"
"Is that underwear you bought for your wife or your mistress"
"Go home if you dont want to stand in front of the camera "
"Big issue big issue big issue get it here "
"Help me i think i,m drowning "
"Have you tried the pasties next door i think the cheese leek and ham are the best "
"Is any body there i know its raining but this is art for gods sake"
"David is that you"
"You have got a large nose can i shelter under it please"
"Its raining its pouring the old man is snoring. Big nose. "
"Are any of the special constables left out there. they all have big noses. Nosey parkers."
"Resistance is futile. Resistance is futile. Resistance is futile. Think only of yourselves, think only of your selves. Your captain is dead, your captain is dead. "
"Pasties here next door they are great, buy one now, then get a copy of the big issue. Big nose. "
"day after day love turns grey like the skin on a dieing man. and night after night we pretend its allright, but i have grown older and you have grown colder and nothing is very much fun anymore"
"Is there anybody out there"
"anyone there?"
"we have sunshine in L.A.!"
"daaaaaaark bazaaaaaar"
"what, who, are, you, looking, at, you, fat head"
"no prawn, crackers"
"stop, shouting, you fat, head"
"you fat head"
"hello, everyone, welcome to cardiff, you are, live on candid camera, say hi"
"god, damn, its wet, tonight, you better, get inside, before you, catch a cold"
"pasties, pasties, get, your, pasties here"
"my, god, its, wet tonight, aint, it, people, of, cardiff"
"rain, drops, keep, falling, on, my, head, rain, rain, rain"
"Hello"
"come and see the blue tack knob"
"live and large at chapter arts centre"
"hey you there. u like nobs don't you?"
"stop"
"big issue!"
"i'm stuck in this box. help me"
"did any one catch the number of that truck!"
"stop there. talk to me now damn you. i'm a person too"
"its like a bloody sauna in here. somebody tern the heating off."
"nice reebox"
"fuck you cunt face"
"waaaaazzzzzzzzzup"
"you are an ugly cunt"
"ponce. come and have a go if you think you're hard enough"
"stop you puff"
"aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"
"ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha"
"stop"
"freak"
"free sex"
"sucky sucky ten doller"
"boobs"
"get your tits out for the lads"
"come and have syber sex with brad pitt"
"if you talk to me you win one million pounds"
"talk"
""
"give me a good reason, why i shouldn't kill you right now?"
"big brother is watching, fuck face"
"look at me fool. i mean really look at me ponce"
"I saw you darling, speak to me"
"llanfairpwllgwyngillgorgerychwindrobwllllantysiriolgogogoch"
"Mr Benjamin says you look so fine promenading by the glassy windows so full of goods"
"lick my mouth"
"hello"
"stand on the mouth. and you can be famouse for five minuits"
"All your valleys call you high in the rising sun the lark sings clear, will you dream on, let shameful slumber thrall you"
""
"fuck you"
"hello Jamie are you there can you here me"
""
"dark bazaar dark bazaar dark bazaar are gonnaaaaa rooooooock you"
"coo coo coo coo coo pee pee plop plop plop peenas fayce"
"cocabura"
"giddy up horsie"
"fuck you"
"2 lonely guys in black country seek gorgeous femmes of all genders"
"your shoes are fab"
"hello - is anyone there to speak to?"
"hello - hello"
"hello - stop and talk if you can"
"hello - is there anyone there to speak to on this dreary night?"
"I know there is someone who is willing to speak to me on this dreary night."
"There is such a delay in this queueto speak."
"there must be someone who will stop for a minute or two. "
"I am watching people walk by in the street, but no one will stop to speak."
"Hello - hello. "
"Happy Christmas to all in Cardiff. "
"It is hard to snag someone to speak to"
"Are you willing to stop and talk?"
"Hello - I see people walking by from my terminal in the U.S."
"Stop - stop and talk for a bit. "
"Hello - hello and happy holidays to you all."
"Do not stand on my lips. "
"Hello hello from the U.S."
"Can you stop and chat for a while. "
"Are you still there. "
"Stop and chat, will you. "
"Happy christmas to all in Cardiff. Can anyone stop and talk for a bit?"
"I saw you there a while ago. I see you from the U.S."
"I see you and can also hear you. "
"There is a bit of a time delay to speak from the U.S."
"Hello - hello"
"Is all well there in Cardiff? It looks a bit wet on the street. "
"I can't quite see where the camera is - I cannot see your faces, but I see your feet!"
"I also see many people with packages. Is it shopping for Christmas?"
"I also see umbrellas and a bit of a drizzle. "
"FINALLY THE ROCK HAS COME BACK...................................HOME!"
"ok so who is the twat driving the renault"
"did you people know you are live on the internet right now...... i can see u people using the camera in the pasty shop door..... and i can also hear you so somebody scream!!!!!! "
"welcome to Cardiff, Croeso i caerdydd"
"excuse me ....oi you!...... yes you, the one who looked around then...........come back here.....stop thief.....stop..... "
"allow me to do a little song for you........... i want a deluxe toilet seat for me mother, an adjustable spanner set for me brother, i want an anadin cause my head is splitting, and ten balls of wool so i can do me knitting...... mr lover lover.... im telling you this is shaggy.."
"Simon of cardiff is a sex machine"
"YOU PEOPLE ARE ALL LIVE ON THE INTERNET RIGHT NOW, LOOK AT THE CAMERA IN THE PASTY SHOP DOOR, AND THE LOUDSPEAKER ON THE WINDOW SILL ABOVE...... SHOUT SOMETHING I WILL HEAR YOU, AND I WILL ANSWER"
"TONGITH, THERE WILL BE A FIGHT.... BETWEEN THE ROCK AND STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN.... RIGHT HERE.................. IN CARDIFF, SOUTH WALES!!!..... HAVE A NICE DAY!! BANG BANG!"
"OI YOU!! YES YOU THE PERSON STOPPED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE STREET, ....... MOVE YOUR FAT ASS BEFORE I KICK IT!"
"ALL ENGLISH PEOPLE ARE ASSHOLES!... YES.....ESPECIALLY YOU, THE ENGLISH GIMP IN THE STREET RIGHT THERE.... YES YOU...THE ONE LOOKING AROUND AND MOVE THAT SMELLY DOG"
"the person in the street with the dog is live on the internet right now!! "
"hello cardiff"
"this is the last weekend, I will miss visiting cardiff"
"Aloha from Hawaii"
"If you stand by the talking lips we can see and hear you."
"Aloha from Hawaii via the Internet"
"Why don't you stay for a minute?"
"Will you stop and talk to me?"
"If you want to speak with me, I can hear what you are saying?"
"Aloha from Hawaii via the Internet"
"We can hear and see you. Please stop and talk"
"Will you stop and talk to me?"
"Why don't you stay for a minute?"
"What is the meaning of life if you just hurry through it?"
"Aloha from Hawaii. Will you stop for just a moment to chat?"
"Why is everyone in such a hurry? Please stop for a minute and talk to me?"
"We can hear and see you. Please stop and talk"
"We are on the internet"
"Aloha from Hawaii via the Internet"
"Aloha from Hawaii. Will you stop for just a moment to chat?"
"We can hear and see you. Please stop and talk"
"What is you name?"
"We can see you too."
"Aloha from Hawaii via the Internet"
"If you say something I can hear you via the Internet. Please say something."
"good evening cardiff"
"heloo anybody there"
"heloo"
"Hello, from Whitby, England"
"mamaaaa"
"Cardiff looks quiet this evening."
"laa laa laa laa laa laa laa laa laa laa lalala"
"please move out of the way"
"hey you overthere"
"Hey, you with the legs, please move"
"mamaaa mamaaa mamaa mamaa"
"Jusa little bit, I can't see the puddle"
"helo Cardif"
"is this a leek"
"this is croatia calling, hello you nice people"
"hello"
"Cardiff looks quiet this evening."
"are you glad to be a rates-payer"
"Hey, you with the legs, please move"
"hello you beautiful people"
"bubo is here"
"Hello puddle"
"bubo, my name is bubo"
"bubo is here"
"bubo, my name is bubo hello you beautiful people"
"what's the name of the street which I looking at"
"talk to me, talk to me, talk to me"
"long live the queen"
"long live the queen"
"do you love your queen mother"
"this is not interactive!"
"please stop and give me a smile"
"thank's"
"don't go"
"invite the others so we can speak"
"heloouu"
"Susan Alexis Collins is a very smart girl. i'm glad I left it till the last minute to examine this, as it seems very addictive"
"why can't I have this outside my front door, I'd live to be able to watch you lot through my window"
"Yes, you in the jeans and trainers, come and gaze into my puddle"
"you can speak with me if you want. come closer and tell me sometnig on the mike here"
"hello you beautiful people"
"very nice street. Is it cold out there?"
"I've never been there."
"Do I speak to loudy?"
"It is nice weather, isn't it?"
"Dobar dan"
"Hellouu"
""
"hey you! yes you!"
"bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla"
"I will arise and go now, and go to Innisfree. And a small cabin build there, of clay and wattles made. Nine bean rows will I have there, a hive for the honey bee and live alone in the bee loud glade"
"and I shall have some peace there, for peace comes dropping slow dropping from the vales of morn to where the crickets sing. there midnights all a glimmer, and noon a purple glow. And evening full of the linnet's wings"
"I hear it in the deep hearts core"
"I like to think that long ago there fell to earth some flakes of snow that loved this cold grey world of ours so much they stayed, as snowdrop flowers"
"Here we are all in one place a generation lost in space with no time lft to start again"
"Might as well face it I'm addicted to puddles"
"our house is a very very fine house. With two cats in the yard, life used to be so hard, now everything is easy cause of you"
"and I shall have some peace there, for peace comes dropping slow dropping from the vales of morn to where the crickets sing. there midnights all a glimmer, and noon a purple glow. And evening full of the linnet's wings"
""
""
""
""
"I hear it in the deep hearts core"
"I will arise and go now, and go to Innisfree. And a small cabin build there, of clay and wattles made. Nine bean rows will I have there, a hive for the honey bee and live alone in the bee loud glade"
"I like to think that long ago there fell to earth some flakes of snow that loved this cold grey world of ours so much they stayed, as snowdrop flowers"
"I like to think that long ago there fell to earth some flakes of snow that loved this cold grey world of ours so much they stayed, as snowdrop flowers"
"I will arise and go now, and go to Innisfree. And a small cabin build there, of clay and wattles made. Nine bean rows will I have there, a hive for the honey bee and live alone in the bee loud glade"
"and I shall have some peace there, for peace comes dropping slow dropping from the vales of morn to where the crickets sing. there midnights all a glimmer, and noon a purple glow. And evening full of the linnet's wings"
"I hear it in the deep hearts core"
"are you glad to be a rates-payer"
"I like to think that long ago there fell to earth some flakes of snow that loved this cold grey world of ours so much they stayed, as snowdrop flowers"
"and I shall have some peace there, for peace comes dropping slow dropping from the vales of morn to where the crickets sing. there midnights all a glimmer, and noon a purple glow. And evening full of the linnet's wings"
"are you listening joff roberts joff roberts joff roberts"
"are you listening joff roberts joff roberts joff roberts"
"are you listening joff roberts joff roberts joff roberts"
"are you glad to be a rates-payer"
"and I shall have some peace there, for peace comes dropping slow dropping from the vales of morn to where the crickets sing. there midnights all a glimmer, and noon a purple glow. And evening full of the linnet's wings"
"are you listening joff roberts joff roberts joff roberts"
"are you glad to be a rates-payer"
"don't talk to me so dirty i'm the wettest puddle in town"
"don't talk to me so dirty i'm the wettest puddle in town"
"d"
"don't talk to me so dirty i'm the wettest puddle in town"
"don't talk to me so dirty i'm the wettest puddle in town"
"don't talk to me so dirty i'm the wettest puddle in town"
"don't talk to me so dirty i'm the wettest puddle in town"
"don't talk to me so dirty i'm the wettest puddle in town"
"don't talk to me so dirty i'm the wettest puddle in town"
"are you listening joff roberts joff roberts joff roberts"
"are you listening joff roberts joff roberts joff roberts"
"hey J talk to the puddle, we're all in a muddle so talk to the puddle"
"Here we are all in one place a generation lost in space with no time lft to start again"
"hey J talk to the puddle, we're all in a muddle so talk to the puddle"
"Hey you spoke to me thanks"
"I'm giving up i'm giving in I can't hear you talking to me"
"hey J talk to the puddle, we're all in a muddle so talk to the puddle"
"Here we are all in one place a generation lost in space with no time lft to start again"
"hey J talk to the puddle, we're all in a muddle so talk to the puddle"
"are you listening joff roberts joff roberts joff roberts"
"hey J talk to the puddle, we're all in a muddle so talk to the puddle"
"sing if you're glad to be gay, sing if you're happy this way, hey"
"sing if you're glad to be gay, sing if you're happy this way, hey"
"This is your last chance if no one speaks to me i'm going home to my tea i mean it"
"Here we are all in one place a generation lost in space with no time lft to start again"
"This is your last chance if no one speaks to me i'm going home to my tea i mean it"
"I'm giving up i'm giving in I can't hear you talking to me"
"i"
"Hello. Is Dean there?"
"Speak to us Dean!!!"
"Hows the fight?"
"Dad, John, Carol & Mum"
"We can see you load & clear . Bend down & show your face."
"Waving lots , talk on the phone. BYE"
"test"
"hello?"
"who the hell r u????"
"hello????"
"can you see me?"
"ai"
"test"
"can you see me?"
"please talk to me"
"please talk to me"
"i love you"
"do you love me?"
"hello cardiff"
"come back"
"talk to me"
"yes yes yes"
"i need you baby"
"can you see me?"
"fish heads the lot of you"
"fish fish fish fish heads"
"ouch!!"
"are you laughing at me?"
"do not leave me here alone"
"i need you baby"
"goodbye lyanna"
"god bless you"
"leave me alone"
"i love you"
"you look nice"
"ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah aha ahn aha ah ah ah "
"talk to me"
"aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa"
"got you baby"
"where are you??"
"STOP!!"
"go away"
"mummy mummy"
"please help me"
"you are so beautiful"
"you are lying"
"are you Wired?"
"What is your point of view?"
"Why do I sound like an alien?"
"david come home"
"Hi there!"
"This is Caroline in Birmingham"
"Hello...will anybody talk to me?"
"hello"