Michael Mandiberg, Freelance Conceptual Artist

Buy my time! Shop Mandiberg now offers my time for sale, to further relinquish control over my identity. One way we construct identity is through posessions -- another, is through what we choose to do on a daily basis. Now at Shop Mandiberg not only can you buy my objects to take that element of my identity apart, now you can control my time as well. Exploit my labor for whatever means you wish. Make me make art, or make me run your errands, or make me meditate for you. Trade your capital for my labor, and exert your power and control. To buy my time, please use the form below to select a task (or create your own) and if you choose, include an adverb to modify the way I perform the task, or other specific instructions. My rate for all Freelance Conceptual Art is $20 an hour. You will receive an email from PayPal, which you should consider your receipt. I will also send you an email after I complete your requested Freelance Conceptual Art confirming that it took place. Remember, the list below is just a starting point.

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