A number of researchers in Great Britain and Germany are studying for a while now the biological and social evolution of various species as well as some other problems concerning the species adaptation to their environment, and the response of the environment to the emergence of a new species. Although these studies haven't been correlated into a system, or designated as a science, they are dealing with a fundamental problem.
In 1952 a first signal had been given with the first congress of astrophysicists in Dublin, when the Norwegian chemist Prof. Dr. Svenn Briemberg Johansonn attracted the other scientists' attention on the fact that the further putting of this problem on a second plan can only take a critical turn or even worse .
The next step had been taken in January 1968 concurrently with the starting of the research programme "The Briemberg Algorithm - a real prevision?" carried on under international auspices. The organisation of the programme's laboratories was relatively new considering the time of its appearance. The lack of a command centre for the experiment and the distribution of the laboratories on the surface of the whole planet led not only once to simultaneously getting at the same results in different places. The "832 Gate" was erroneously assigned to these coincidences.
Later on the scientific international world would find out that this thing had been predicted . Also in time the laboratories became autonomous decision centres, and the information and research results came to be stored under various names. Similarly, through reference to the initial project, the starting point would be differently termed. Nevertheless, the results concur. The "Briemberg Algorithm" works. The multitude of laboratories that proliferated according to the initial project, and the multitude of names and directions of the sub-projects came to make difficult the monitoring of the display of a mechanism of such unprecedented ampleness. In order to simplify the monitoring this phenomenon was called "The Laboratory". Hundreds of the laboratory's researchers keep working often without knowing what each other is doing. Yet they are all going in the same direction .
The Briemberg Algorithm works impeccably. Romania, Brasov precisely, is the eastern European limit of the laboratory.
There is a single impediment - all the results that confirmed the Briemberg Algorithm had been purely theoretical. That was predicted, too. Consequently, on the 14th November 1974 the two (Guinea) pigs that would experimentally decide the fate of the project launched by dr. Briemberg had been chosen by the members of the Brasov centre. They are Nicolae Comanescu and Floe Tudor. The two (Guinea) pigs are to implement a series of principles previously predicted by Briemberg as a programme , internationally sustained, financed, and promoted in some countries, that is we are talking about the setting up of a proper frame for engendering the experiment, meaning political and economical. Making of mass political systems had been considered, with a solid ideological cover at the surface, but having predicted and programmed the resorts that control the terms, even the exact final hour of the experiment. The choosing of the two (Guinea) pigs wasn't made by chance, as it wasn't by chance the fact that only in Romania (Guinea) pigs had been chosen. This hasn't implied that the Romanian (Guinea) pigs had a special status (although some scientific magazines pondered over the idea that the experiment had been purposely created for the two of them), considering that they had been in permanent connection with the ones to be found in similar conditions, in Europe, Africa, Asia, and America. Once the experiment initiated, the two (Guinea) pigs' life wasn't influenced by laboratory, but they respected without knowing point by point the terms and conclusions planned in laboratory.
On the 18th of January 2000, the first conclusions to be made public by the two showed on the lab's screens. This was the detection of the species, which was to evoluate, and the imminence of the disappearance of the man. Within this species (insects) a subspecies (the bug) was identified, and especially the cockroach made the object of a careful research .
It must be specified that all the previous studies and theories that describe the cockroach as the natural follower of the man on Earth never had any relevance for the two (Guinea) pigs, being rather a diversion put in stage in lab in order to distract the attention of the media and public opinion. The (Guinea) pigs look at these theories with understandable restraints, considering them exactly what they are. More, some of the studies' results deny these theories, making thus useless a run over of the examples. It must be specified from the start that the two do not limit their experiments to finding the man's substitute on the evolution scale (otherwise a obsolete theory), or to answering the various pseudophilosofical questions, like life of universe, existence of more consecutive worlds in the same space point - theory known lately as the Theory of the Corpuscular Time, not to mention here the Theory of the Total Gropers (see the Annexe) elaborated by the two and the group of meditation Rostopasca (Chelidonium majus, or common celandine, for the English speakers only), and emitted on the 11th August 1999. The interest of the two focused, as always, on a few themes that concur with the labs' previsions: The Man, The Apocalypses, the dinosaurs, and the Cockroach .
The two elaborated a scenario that foresaw: the Humbug of the 1st January 2000, whereas the 'millennium bug' will act in 2001, as only then the real passing in the new millennium will take place, in conformity with the studies based on the equation: Y=2k+1, where X is successfully replaced by Y, and Y by 2k+1, with catastrophic consequences - the atomic bombs flying over at the expected level, meteorite rain falling down and reaching the earth, the earth cooling combined with the greenhouse effect, the marine platforms extracting more than predicted - useless considering the Apocalypses, which apocalypses once begun we consider it the one predicted, although no one except the two can intuit the march of historical cycles, which without a receiver having the necessary culture of the end of the historical cycles, point Zero respectively, can not be catalogued but approximated, and remaining to be seen for those in the future if confirm the ancient mathematical functions, or start a new cycle which eventually will concur with nowadays observations. Anyway, for the two the analysis of these mathematical aspects was unimportant. Their attention was fully drawn by the fact that once the year 2000 began the millennium bug did not strike, not-at-all, nowhere, and they looked at it with suspicion because, even if they predicted it, they expected for year 2000 at least a preview of year 2001. In order to solve this problem the two asked immediately, through Internet, the last intelligent dinosaurs, living as everybody knows at the well-known Winston institut in the Bermuda Triangle. In the dinosaurs' opinion the two must not think about it because the problem will be solved by itself. Naturally, the dinosaurs were talking from experience, because they had survived with calm and intelligence to similar events. About the existence of some intelligent dinosaurs, and even more, about their survival until nowadays, the public opinion was informed gradually, and in various ways. Because such thing would not had been accepted, as it happened with many sudden revealed truths denied at the beginning by people, the stage by stage disclosure has been preferred. Thus, the fact that the two contacted the intelligent dinosaurs through Internet wouldn't surprise anybody. At least no one was scandalised - even though many scientists outside the laboratory were still in doubt.
The intelligent dinosaurs from the Bermuda Triangle were aware of the dr. Svenn Briemberg Johannsonn theory from the very beginning. 465,000,000 years ago, an intelligent dinosaur - a renown researcher of those times - created a commotion with a theory similar with dr. Briemberg's, theory that had considered the evolution of an odd animal, a mammal destined to extinct, a sort of a rat as we know it, which unexpectedly survived the first empire of the dinosaurs and gave birth to an unbelievable variety of species that seemed, until not to long ago, to have the biggest chance to dominate the planet.
That intelligent dinosaur and his revolutionary theory were not the only phenomenon repeating in the evolutive cycles of various species. The second phenomenon repeating with every millennium was named this year in the mass media the 'millennium fever', and the two (Guinea) pigs do not consider necessary to insist upon this aspect.
That is why is imperious for us to insist upon the third repeating phenomenon, repeated also in Bucharest in the 'Dimensions variables' exhibition that took place at the ¾ floor of the National Theatre, organised by Artexpo and The British Council, a phenomenon materialised eventually in a work by Martin Creed (1968 Born in Wakefield, 1986-1990 Slade School of Art, London, Lives in London). The name of the work is - we quote from the catalogue - Work no. 123, 1995 (three metronomes beating time, one quickly, one slowly and one neither quickly nor slowly) and is composed of three metronomes beating time, one quickly, one slowly and one neither quickly nor slowly.
The two recreated the event using - Floe's idea - three electronic clocks of medium generation put to perform at odd intervals. The main conclusions drawn by the two (Guinea) pigs will be made public as the 'Comanescu-Tudor Premise'. Shortly, it describes the serious apocalyptic phenomena that no doubt will start next year, and in the last years were signalled through omens: the winds and the waves of a unprecedented violence that ruined the small bulbs prepared by Frenchmen for the New Year party, and made France to prepare them again, hence one of the phenomenon consider at a first sight atypical. On the 1st January 2001 the atomic bombs (or was it the meteorites?) will begin their mission on Earth and the human species will autoeliminate itself. The disappearance of men and mammals in general will be on the all TV-stations that will continue to function. As in the intelligent dinosaurs case, among men will be survivors, and these will be - from the well-known reasons, useless to insist upon them - the Chechens. Naturally, life will follow its course, yes, life must go on. The bug, and not the rat (anyway, the ill-reputed rat gave up the responsibility of bringing back humanity among the animal kingdom/reign), the bug, that is the cockroach became the summit, the red line, the basic cell in the remaking of the trofic chain and leading to a new form of intelligence. That form of intelligence, in alliance with the intelligent dinosaurs, and the Chechens, recreated all the species and sub-species of animal and plants destroyed by man and restored the ecological equilibrium of the Planet Earth.
For the reader who looked at our text as a musk ox and didn't read it, set your mind at rest!
For the reader who read it with great attention and interest and realised that the two (Guinea) pigs successfully empirically verified the Briemberg's algorithm, in order to completely enlighten them, we present the title of this report:

From 'The Briemberg Algorithm'
To 'Comanescu-Tudor Premise'


notes

The studies and the lectures of the renown professor from the Royal Academy of Sciences in Kraftsburg would be published by Schlorgmmunsohn Verlag in Berlin only in 1960, less than five months after his death that happened due to a quick as lightning heart attack while lecturing in front of his faithful students. His work, entitled at the first edition The Physiopathology of the Dissociation would be ignored by the scientific world until 1964 when Rod Haase and Glen A. Larson, two of his ex-students, would continue their professor work and publish the famous from now on theory known as The Briemberg algorithm.
At 12 October 1970, the team composed of Carel Struyke, John Thynker, Nina Broadwater, and Eric Lanewville - researchers at the "Gydeon Lyzacheck" University in Maryland reached, an hour earlier, 18,00 hours, local time, the same conclusions as another team, namely the one formed by Julia Dundas, Elizabeth Corder-Hall, Henry Sympson, and Logan Westphall researchers at the "Noah-Clarck Gerouzie" Institute in Boston. They all observed certain behaviour at a some species of ants, largely known as "the red garden ant". These ants, when put to choose between sugar and some sort of artificial sweeter named "832 agent", a sweeter used in the alimentary and pharmaceutical industry, chose the sugar and left the sweeter untouched. Starting with this discovery other experiments on animals beginning from insect and ending with mammals had been made. The conclusion being that that sweeter is not proper for consume, and as a result, following the scandal known in the media as "832 Gate", a scandal that lasted until 1972, the sweeter was pull out from the market.
During the fuss made by "832 Gate", extremely important news, coming this time from the laboratory's sources, passed, as expected, unnoticed. The scientists from two laboratories involved in this research reached in the same time the same conclusions. They deduced that if the experiment "832" would had been made instead on the red garden ant, on the cockroach, another conclusions were drawn: the cockroach would had manifest the same interest for the sugar and the artificial sweeter as well eating them both instantaneously. The implications are clear.
Programme minutely predicted for the general and undifferentiated development. Nonetheless, following a feasibility study it had been opted for an adaptation that considers the various areas specificity, without ignoring the universal character of the project, according to commandments' spirit.
The two (Guinea) pigs, evoluating - as we already said but consider necessary to underline - naturally, and reacting (not being aware of the observation they are under) normally (a normality considered as a laboratory canon) in the environment's conditions, the two (Guinea) pigs started with few interesting discoveries.
They noticed - living in normal conditions, apartment ones, being surrounded by cockroaches - that their stocks of artificial sweeter and sugar continuously and mysteriously diminish. It has to be mentioned that, although the renown agent 832 was pull out of the market, other sweeters with various names but with the exactly the same chemical formula are mixed in the composition of a lot of wafers and beverages - not a secret otherwise. Proving a not-at-all out-of-ordinary intelligence, they finally discovered that the cockroaches eat at the same speed the sugar and the sweeter as well, more, they eat the plastic bottle too. Other apparently trivial events followed. One day, pacing pointless in the apartment, they didn't look for, find, but stumble over the recorder left on from the last night party. Hopping amazed and caressing the shinbone they noticed that very many teenage cockroaches - attention, teenagers - scatter all over from the broken recorder on the floor. Fact that very much amazed them and made them forget about the pain in the foot left in the air. They knew for sure that only a night before the recorder was full only of eggs and adult cockroaches. And they started thinking about it. Why did the cockroaches adapt so well to electromagnetic fields? Where those lots of teenage cockroaches came from? Why those insects multiplied that quickly and well in the on recorder? Where this sudden decision of a species to take a leap that takes it away from what we call nature came from? Why don't they die by poison and why do we have to change the poison with every generation? Where the money for the poison from? How to make money? Why not steal? Why the coffee's over that soon? Why continue this poison drive? Why don't they live in nature anymore? Why any electric device attracts them? Why do they eat everything that is for eating in the house? Why do they eat toxic food? Why aren't they natural anymore? Why are they artificial? What means "artificial"? Why, sir? Who are we? Where do we come from? Where do we go? Who?
…All these questions and many others unwinded behind the calm, un wrinkled foreheads of the two (Guinea) pigs. In their clear eyes nothing could be read. These first incidents didn't change a bit in the life of them two. They didn't know that they just empirically probated the first reasoning of the infernal chain of articulations that was the Briemberg Algorithm. The laboratory's specialists breathed freely. This thing also was predicted. Further on, although without having a goal, and unfamiliar with the scientific rigour, although from school they did not acquire the habit of a systematic thinking, and they relied only on the experience accumulated at the contact with the environment, and also on their relatively medium physical and psychological abilities, but without losing, not for a single moment, their hope, calm, adaptability, flexibility, the legal law from within, steadfastness, fantasy, exuberance, irresponsibility, puremindedness, greatness, muscular tonus, imagination, pity, compassion, resistance at sudden temperature changes, fine irony, humiliation, firmness, patience, vigilance, visual acuteness, health, erection, and confidence in self and their lucky star, in the least the two pigs will succeed in proving all the reasoning of the Briemberg Algorythm.
For example the two consider being completely wrong to send to other forms of intelligence from grate distances in outer space messages engraved on platinum plates. They believe that we can send these messages, but in time, to intelligent species that are to evoluate on Earth, exactly on the space we are sitting now. It's much safer. This was the thing the two would strive for. In order to launch a message in the future toward the forms of intelligence at that time, toward the thing the cockroach will evoluate into, respectively, they did not hesitated and came to action. On the 18th of January 2000, on the occasion of the cultural weeks of the Group of Meditation Rostopasca - at the beginning or at the end of a millennium, and of the BioReserve Eforie-Atelier 35, they exhale a series of objects that will be considered by the gracious onlookers as samples of the actual tendencies in modern arts of out times. Completely false. Using, that is right, beautiful colours, harmonies and chromatic scales happily chosen from the newspapers of the time, composition knowledge, the point, the line, the stain, the counterpoint, the repetition, blood, clots, tufts, mutilated faces smiling reassuringly, they did nothing but sending a peaceful and contemplative message toward the civilisations of intelligent cockroaches of the future.
We are talking here of course about the temporal cycle of the dinosaurs, a comparison between the dinosaurs' year and the one perceived by man not being done yet.
Musk ox. Everybody knows that the muflon is a mountain animal that eats grass. If biologically, anatomically, and ecologically already described and catalogued by the scientists, the muflon's gaze couldn't and can't be described.

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